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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Ah it's too bright~ I ain't gna sleep~ G'morning everyone~
    2. akki
      akki
      *yawn* I should not have slept..
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      2. akki
        akki
        Doubt it. Them 2 hours might be enough. And I'm almost fully awake
        Jun 20, 2016
      3. J-Mitch
        J-Mitch
        Nothing wrong with sleep. 2 hours?!!! GO back to bed! You'll literally die..

        Your heart can't take such lack of sleep. its not good for you. Trying to die?!
        Jun 20, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I woke up to eat. Normally I'd be awake, eat and sleep after. Probably won't get sleep now
        Jun 20, 2016
    3. EvilMc
      EvilMc
      17 minutes fufufufu
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      2. akki
        akki
        Yeah but haven't read. I'm eating atm
        Jun 20, 2016
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Save your self and ignore it....
        Jun 20, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Since I probably won't sleep anymore it might be a time wasting laugh
        Jun 20, 2016
    4. EvilMc
      EvilMc
      52 minutes akki till then prepare yourself for harassment of all sorts (•_•)
      1. akki
        akki
        Why am I getting cursed at midnight?
        Jun 19, 2016
      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        *whacks @EvilMc with a baseball bat*
        Jun 19, 2016
    5. akki
      akki
      Hot dogs or legs?
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      2. hayyan
        hayyan
        Why not hands?
        Jun 19, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        It's a selfie thing. Google it, it's stupid as hell
        Jun 19, 2016
      4. hayyan
        hayyan
        Lel I saw that.
        Jun 19, 2016
    6. akki
      akki
      Pouring...pouring...pouring...
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      3. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        rain?
        Jun 19, 2016
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Eh just rain...

        So I didn't sabotage anything?
        Jun 19, 2016
      5. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        or blood?
        Jun 19, 2016
    7. CloudySkySadMoon
      CloudySkySadMoon
      [Cloudy's Cousin]
      1. akki
        akki
        You want that in my title?
        Jun 19, 2016
      2. CloudySkySadMoon
        CloudySkySadMoon
        No space
        Jun 19, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Haha I can change my title for a while
        Jun 19, 2016
    8. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Hello, this is a message from a little bird. The @willow that I’ve usually perched on recently changed into an aircraft carrier. Perching on metal was weird. Thankfully it has now reverted back to a tree. But the lack of photosynthesis for the past few days is making its leaves yellow. I’m worried for my home. Please kindly help and send your fertilizers or sunlight substitutes. This can help save a tree. And a bird.
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Thank you for your help. You've saved lives <3
        Jun 19, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I'll do it later. Too much fertiliser and water etc is not good.
        Jun 19, 2016
      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Indeed. Thanks for caring <3
        Jun 19, 2016
    9. akki
      akki
      ♫ Welcome to the jungle ♫ It gets worse here everyday ♫ Ya learn ta live like an animal ♫ In the jungle where we play ♫
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    10. Dark Moon
      Dark Moon
      Ehm.... nice location: The floor, playing dead to observe a butterfly
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      2. Casul Reader
        Casul Reader
        I see, though I'm curious to find as to which language does Akki mean gramps.
        Jun 19, 2016
      3. elarch
        elarch
        my~ you can try the sea floor though....
        Jun 19, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I think it's from Indonesia. I'm not too sure
        Jun 19, 2016
    11. akki
      akki
      ♫ She's got eyes of the bluest skies ♫ As if they thought of rain ♫ I'd hate to look into those eyes ♫ And see an ounce of pain ♫
    12. akki
      akki
      ♫ God gave rock and roll to you ♫ Gave rock and roll to you ♫ Put it in the soul of everyone ♫
    13. akki
      akki
      ♫ And when the night is cloudy ♫ There is still a light that shines on me ♫ Shine on until tomorrow, let it be ♫
    14. akki
      akki
      ♫ Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care ♫ She lives in her world so unaware ♫ Does she know that my destiny lies with her ♫
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    15. akki
      akki
      ♫ Say what you mean ♪ Tell me I'm right ♪ And let the sun rain down on me ♪ Give me a sign ♪ I want to believe.. ♫
    16. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Are you gonna create a harem?
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        .....the damage is quite high from that.....
        Jun 19, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Jun 19, 2016
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        not really offence since most of the people on NUF accuse me of that everyday so I have built resistance! Mwahahahaha
        I sorta pity myself for building a resistance against that......
        Jun 19, 2016
    17. akki
      akki
      That kinda hurt..
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        you okki?
        Jun 19, 2016
      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        get well soon (×_×;
        Jun 19, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I'm fine epi, thnx hero
        Jun 19, 2016
    18. akki
      akki
      Cylaters~
      1. hayyan
        hayyan
        Later.
        Jun 19, 2016
      2. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        See ya!
        Jun 19, 2016
    19. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      @akki~ I want to live in a palaceee~ but I've been sleeping under a canoe all these days because your ship sank. T____T
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      3. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        Wait...does this mean @akki's harem members/shipmates are paying for the @akki shrine's finances?
        Jun 19, 2016
        yuzuki and DCLXVI like this.
      4. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        Jun 19, 2016
        yuzuki likes this.
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Jun 19, 2016
        yuzuki likes this.
    20. akki
      akki
      hmm to listen or not to listen...
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      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        @Ophious D: I'm a harmless bird! But, wow, you've been through a lot if you've had tea being thrown at you...
        @akki wuv <3 *hides behind akki*
        Jun 18, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I didn't take it out yet!
        my hands were on the gun but I didn't draw it yet!
        Jun 18, 2016
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        *looks around* *sees things aren't looking good for me* *trots away*
        Jun 18, 2016
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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