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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Morning routine ruined urgh! ~ g'morning everyone
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      2. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Mornin...
        May 16, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        @Azuka good morning beautiful <3

        @Holy Dragon Emperor grape wine? I'll have to pass on that then. Do you have any BBQ chicken wings?
        May 16, 2016
      4. Asakura Ouryuu
        Asakura Ouryuu
        Sorry, I used that for breakfast so I don't have any...
        May 16, 2016
    2. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      Piggyback provider and a mage that drifts through time? x3
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      3. akki
        akki
        I'm a Mage I like showing off with my flames. My flames don't burn those I don't want to hurt. Oh wait that means I want to burn yarvic....lol
        May 16, 2016
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        *mutter* Show off...
        May 16, 2016
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        ........
        May 16, 2016
    3. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      I should say something along the lines of "blasphemy! That's not even red hair! Its pink!!!" I guess
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      3. akki
        akki
        Yeah go one.
        May 15, 2016
      4. CloudySkySadMoon
        May 15, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        Wow that is kawaii. Use it, if it don't look good you can change it so it's all good
        May 15, 2016
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    4. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Ahh!!.. my clothes are burning!
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Safe... thanks speedy....
        @akki i refuse..
        May 15, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol okay
        May 15, 2016
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      5. Speedy
        Speedy
        np...*hand over a fire proof gel*
        May 15, 2016
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    5. Casul Reader
      Casul Reader
      You were Lina for a second there...
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      2. asriu
        asriu
        I only have 20 minutes left before my net lost since I forget to buy new quota for internet today (;¬_¬)
        May 15, 2016
      3. Casul Reader
        Casul Reader
        That was quite careless...
        May 15, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        That sucks
        May 15, 2016
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    6. akki
      akki
      Who's up to date on WDQK? I have a question to ask
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      2. akki
        akki
        Ah thank you. I'll start and take it slowly
        May 16, 2016
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Ok that would probably be best because the latest ended in a cliff in a way,but it should be solved in the next couple chapters
        May 16, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Wikd. I caught up when he escaped from that place and then got lazy lol
        May 16, 2016
    7. akki
      akki
      Good morning everyone ~ *yawns*
      1. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        May 15, 2016
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        morning~
        May 15, 2016
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    8. akki
      akki
      Hmm not sure how to feel about that...
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      2. akki
        akki
        @J-Mitch lol

        It's nothing, just a stupid thought
        May 15, 2016
      3. yuzuki
        yuzuki
        You should be in bed @akki-sama ;-;
        May 15, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I am. Well technically I'm on my bed lol
        May 15, 2016
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    9. Ophious
      Ophious
      HELP ME!!!
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      2. Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        Have I not told you the true story of creation?
        May 14, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        ... I'm just gonna shatter my body... so bye.
        May 14, 2016
      4. Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        *sighs
        He still doesn't know the truth about life.
        May 14, 2016
    10. Reginald Twistleton
      Reginald Twistleton
      IS it just me or does your profile pic looks like Megan Fox from jennifer's body?
      1. akki
        akki
        Lol. Maybe. That movie was weird
        May 14, 2016
    11. akki
      akki
      Who's been stung by a bee/wasp before?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Hmm it was years ago. It was like a sharp pain. Followed by numbness, itchiness. And you feel like a burning sensation
        May 14, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        so like a mosquito bite?
        May 14, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Yeah but a lot more intense
        May 14, 2016
    12. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      I want to go to @akki-habara!
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      3. yuzuki
        yuzuki
        If I go to akihabara, I will be able to find @akki, because @akki is in @akki-habara
        May 14, 2016
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      4. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        Oh. That's funny.
        May 14, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        It does bring a nice chuckle
        May 14, 2016
    13. Speedy
      Speedy
      i'm bored~ *hug* >w<
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      2. akki
        akki
        Have fun brosis
        May 14, 2016
      3. Speedy
        Speedy
        kay, bye~
        May 14, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Bye~ swing by next time you're bored
        May 14, 2016
    14. CloudySkySadMoon
      CloudySkySadMoon
      I'm here to piss you off.
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      3. asriu
        asriu
        ( ꒪꒳꒪) jiii~
        May 14, 2016
      4. yuzuki
        yuzuki
        :o @asriu have I been tacitly accepted as one of @akki-sama's? x3 You all are too cute.
        May 14, 2016
      5. asriu
        asriu
        a~re?
        May 14, 2016
    15. Casul Reader
      Casul Reader
      Reminds me of the game, 'Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodline'.
      1. Speedy
        Speedy
        :P
        May 14, 2016
      2. akki
        akki
        No idea what that is
        May 14, 2016
      3. CloudySkySadMoon
        CloudySkySadMoon
        Daddy really likes to play. Cloudy doesn't play at all. Isn't this reverse?
        May 14, 2016
    16. Blood_Karma
      Blood_Karma
      Red head fetish~?
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      2. Blood_Karma
        May 14, 2016
      3. CloudySkySadMoon
        CloudySkySadMoon
        Nothing~. Just making an ad in my head.
        May 14, 2016
      4. Blood_Karma
        May 14, 2016
    17. akki
      akki
      That was a strange dream ~ g'morning everyone
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      2. Blood_Karma
        Blood_Karma
        Morning mate~
        May 14, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        @onesky yeah, I can't argue with that quiz lol

        @matcha I slept too late again, I'm surprised I woke up this early lol. Get some sleep already Matcha
        May 14, 2016
      4. Blood_Karma
        Blood_Karma
        Anything will do for akki as long as it's a red haired female~
        May 14, 2016
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    18. akki
      akki
      'Twas a shitty day that got me really tired. But I found out my 5 year old nephew has a crush on his neighbour. That was a good end to it
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      2. Nume
        Nume
        Ohhh, I see. XD
        May 14, 2016
      3. Westeller
        Westeller
        Don't worry, @Nume. We've already established in an earlier discussion that akki doesn't know the difference between males and females.
        May 14, 2016
      4. Nume
        Nume
        Sometimes, i can't tell the difference myself. I mean, there are so many cute boys in NUF those days~
        May 14, 2016
    19. Blood_Karma
      Blood_Karma
      you look pale~..

      you tired akki~?
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      3. Prometheus
        Prometheus
        You have something on your chin...
        May 13, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Hmm my knowledge of anemia is lacking. Is it really bad?
        May 13, 2016
      5. Blood_Karma
        Blood_Karma
        Don't know~
        May 13, 2016
    20. akki
      akki
      Home Sweet Hom- *collapses*
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      2. Blood_Karma
        Blood_Karma
        And now have a good nice rest~
        May 13, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Cancel the collapsing. I gotta go to my sisters house. But thnx for the save @Cupcake Ninja
        May 13, 2016
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      4. Blood_Karma
        Blood_Karma
        Awwwh~...too bad~
        May 13, 2016
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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