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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [ѕєяιαℓ ѕнσσ’єя], Male, from Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it~ Nov 19, 2017 at 7:39 PM

    1. Bielt
      Bielt
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        From rika's avatar, she seems like the red head
        Nov 6, 2017
        Matsurika and Bielt like this.
      4. Bielt
        Bielt
        ohhh~
        >w<)
        so its rika with pyoo and akki~?
        *tilt head*
        nya~
        Nov 6, 2017
        Matsurika and Pyoo like this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        It's my first time seeing bird akki!
        Nov 6, 2017
        Poor_Hero, Pyoo and Bielt like this.
    2. Master
      Master
      HEY! Give me your money and I'll entertain you.
      1. Gatsu likes this.
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      3. Master
        Master
        A few little birds told me that you're loaded!!! I want money!!
        Nov 6, 2017
      4. akki
        Nov 6, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      5. Master
        Master
        Challenge accepted, if I get money from them, you give me double!
        Nov 6, 2017
    3. akki
      akki
      Grrrr!
      1. Poor_Hero, SayMrrp and Shem like this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        Brrr!
        Nov 5, 2017
      3. BlackKnightGodzilla
        Nov 5, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    4. Carm
      Carm
      Oh akki, you're over 10k, congrats!
      1. BlackKnightGodzilla and akki like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Yes.... someone took over carm! D:
        Nov 5, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      4. Carm
        Carm
        Ahaha, I'm not as active as I used to be.
        But no this is the first time I believe, I did congratulate you on surpassing Parth though.
        Nov 5, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Ah okay~
        Nov 5, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    5. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *sips akkyun's coffee*
      1. Lovely, Poor_Hero and jamechi like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Akki akki! I want a new avi but this looks too nice to change D:
        Nov 6, 2017
        Lovely, Poor_Hero and jamechi like this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        Make that your discord one and change the nuf one
        Nov 6, 2017
        Lovely, Poor_Hero and Matsurika like this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Done o7
        Nov 6, 2017
        Lovely and Poor_Hero like this.
    6. Frank N. Stein
      Frank N. Stein
      >.>
      you're missing 10 trophies to completion . . . the last one is 'thread master - 50 threads made'.
      i feel like this says something about you, but i'm not smart enough to know what.
      1. akki
        akki
        10? Really?
        Nov 4, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Yup~ it says I’m lazy haha. I should be halfway there atm
        Nov 4, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      3. Frank N. Stein
        Frank N. Stein
        Good luck~ remember me when you achieve perfection~
        Nov 4, 2017
    7. Frank N. Stein
      Frank N. Stein
      >.>
      Y u so popular
      1. Osamaru likes this.
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      3. Frank N. Stein
        Frank N. Stein
        through wiping our memories?
        Nov 4, 2017
      4. Kami Association
        Kami Association
        Relax~ Nobody gonna believe what this people said~ The Popu-tion are super effective~ Muahahahahaha!!
        Nov 4, 2017
      5. Frank N. Stein
        Frank N. Stein
        >.>
        Mirror coat
        Nov 4, 2017
    8. Ophious
      Ophious
      *steals back coffee*
      You have others giving you coffee! So give what's mine back!
      1. Lovely likes this.
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Ahh, ophious is trying to get akki on his ship
        XP
        Nov 4, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        [Skullie receives a random stab]
        Nov 4, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        QAQ
        Nov 4, 2017
    9. Vindis
      Vindis
      nice avi!
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks~ it’s my go to avatar to re-use
        Nov 3, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    10. akki
      akki
      Shut your face grandma!
      1. Poor_Hero and Notaborax like this.
      2. leegood
        leegood
        o.o
        Nov 3, 2017
      3. DocB
        DocB
        what did OMA do?
        he is still translating WMW
        Nov 3, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        @_@
        Nov 4, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    11. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *sleeps here*

      Now the cheese is safe and I get someone to turn off the light for me!
      1. Poor_Hero, akki and BlancFrost like this.
    12. leegood
      leegood
      Akki-sama looks so cool~
      1. akki, Steamed Meat Bun and Matsurika like this.
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      3. Steamed Meat Bun
        Steamed Meat Bun
        Criminal!
        Nov 3, 2017
        leegood and akki like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Maybe~ but since I leave no evidence behind they got nothing on me ;)
        Nov 3, 2017
      5. Steamed Meat Bun
        Steamed Meat Bun
        *clicking sound from mouth region*
        I have a sound recorder!
        Nov 4, 2017
        leegood likes this.
    13. jamechi
      jamechi
      Gimme back rika or.... give me coffee and cake! Not tampered ofc!
      1. Matsurika and Poor_Hero like this.
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        ;;>.>
        I'm not cola related!!!!
        Nov 3, 2017
        jamechi likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        :o I've been kidnapped?!
        Nov 3, 2017
        Poor_Hero and jamechi like this.
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        I dunno.... q.q
        Nov 3, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    14. Himari
      Himari
      ●~*●~*三ヾ( >o<)ノ三*~●*~●
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Screw you
        Nov 2, 2017
      3. Himari
        Himari
        Nov 2, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ........
        Nov 2, 2017
    15. akki
      akki
      G'morning all~
      1. Poor_Hero, Ale Cole and Shem like this.
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      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        (OwO
        good evening!
        Nov 2, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        ......
        It's only half 4 for you Rika. I'd say it's not yet evening~
        Nov 2, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ....it's winter so evening at half four should be acceptable
        Nov 2, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    16. akki
      akki
      Ignored~
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      3. Himari
        Himari
        you sure you want to do that to my clone

        *w*


        @Matsurika scalpel please
        Nov 2, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Dr.rane? O.O
        Nov 2, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      5. Himari
        Himari
        Rane the Reaper Surgeon Form
        Nov 2, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    17. Sorairo
      Sorairo
      \o/ pretty
      1. Matsurika, akki and dryzzle like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks~
        Nov 1, 2017
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      3. Sorairo
        Sorairo
        :3 yw
        Nov 1, 2017
    18. akki
      akki
      Go left to go right~
      1. Poor_Hero, Lovely, Himari and 3 others like this.
      2. leegood
        leegood
        you were supposed to fly up!
        Oct 31, 2017
        Lovely and Matsurika like this.
      3. Himari
        Himari
        psst @Matsurika @Lovely






        for some reason this is part of the manual on "How to Make a Good Cadaver"


        *looks @akki with shining shimmering sparkling eyes*
        Nov 2, 2017
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    19. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Shoots Akki and takes his horns*
      ALL THE HATS BELONG TO MEEEE!
      *Adds the horns my magnificent hat*
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      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Spits in the heads eye*
        Oct 31, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        *the head spits on your fist before teleporting away*
        Oct 31, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Rips his horns off before the head teleports away*
        Oct 31, 2017
    20. Skullie
      Skullie
      *stare*
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        >:3
        *drink the monster I stole*
        Oct 31, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        .....
        @Himari skullie drank that monster potion you were storing in my fridge....
        Oct 31, 2017
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        !!!!!
        *runs away*
        Oct 31, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Home Page:
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/author/akki.8743
    Location:
    Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor
    Occupation:
    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +325]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +325]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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