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I can kind of understand ASMR but some of these vids on YouTube are weird with the tapping and scratching~ Jun 4, 2020 at 4:24 PM

    1. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Akki the redhead howdy
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      2. akki
        akki
        Yo~ how long are you around for this time?
        Apr 16, 2020
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Idk. I'll try hard to stay around as much sd possible but when ai go back to my job IDK how it will be. Luckily we have indefinite quarantine. I hope even after that I stick around.
        Apr 16, 2020
    2. akki
      akki
      Feels like there’s a lot less Easter icons out there than I’d expect to see. So, who wants an icon?
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Be nuf Oprah, you get a icon, you get a icon etc
        Apr 14, 2020
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      4. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        /o/ bunny blob
        Apr 15, 2020
      5. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        Oh wait I forgot I already have one
        Apr 15, 2020
        felidormit and Archaic pickle like this.
    3. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      |.O)
      1. VeraH and Isti Ell like this.
      2. Isti Ell
        Isti Ell
        Maybe still sleep??
        Apr 14, 2020
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      3. VeraH
        VeraH
        ...when am I gonna be able to sleep for 24 hours straight...
        Apr 14, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        Yup it was a very long sleep. Lol jk I was working~
        Apr 14, 2020
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    4. VeraH
      VeraH
      *random explorer passing by*
      *whistling*
      *drops a cup of coffee here*
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      3. Isti Ell
        Isti Ell
        Coffee for akki ☕
        Apr 14, 2020
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      4. Isti Ell
        Isti Ell
        Hi.....
        Ummm...
        *Slowly walks in*
        @Kalto i really want to ask?
        Whos in your avatar?
        Are that character from one piece??
        Apr 14, 2020
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      5. Kalto
        Kalto
        Two characters fused together actually:
        the head from a character from 'Soul Eater' called 'Excalibur' and the rest from the cartoon 'Samurai Jack'
        Apr 14, 2020
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    5. akki
      akki
      In the mood to read Coiling Dragon again~
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      3. otaku31
        otaku31
        Apr 12, 2020
      4. Isti Ell
        Isti Ell
        Apr 12, 2020
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      5. otaku31
        otaku31
        Apr 12, 2020
        Isti Ell likes this.
    6. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      You are not a girl?! OwO
      QAQ
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      3. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        *also thought akki was a girl before* >A>);
        Apr 12, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        Does no one look at a person’s gender anymore?
        Apr 12, 2020
        amilhs, HNCKrstl and Isti Ell like this.
      5. Isti Ell
        Isti Ell
        @akki *pat pat*
        sorry, but your name sound like female to me
        Apr 12, 2020
    7. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      Did I ever tell you akki means elder sister in our language :D
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      3. Isti Ell
        Isti Ell
        ^_^ OK.

        Akki in another language can also means my brother
        Apr 12, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        If someone ever calls my name out amongst these different language people then there’ll be a lot of confusion haha~
        Apr 12, 2020
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      5. Isti Ell
        Isti Ell
        Yes. I call my gramp "akki"
        Apr 12, 2020
    8. akki
      akki
      Watching The Princess Bride again. Such a good movie~
      1. Archaic pickle and Anra7777 like this.
      2. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        I think I have something like four different copies, and I don’t regret having that many...
        Apr 10, 2020
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    10. akki
      akki
      Off work for the next 4 days. Thank you Easter~
    11. akki
      akki
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    12. Raneday
      Raneday
      knock knock
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        *sends back the bullet filled cadaver #562 with a note saying: Where's the nuffies?*
        Apr 9, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        *reads the note*
        *sends back cadaver #321 with a note saying: the nuffies have been left at Osamaru’s place*
        Apr 9, 2020
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        *throws the headless cadaver #321 with a note saying: Masomaru's place was already ransa... I mean inspected by me there's no nuffies there*
        Apr 10, 2020
    13. akki
      akki
      Damn I just got a craving for jalebi~
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      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        Now i'm craving. Haven't had any in almost a year
        Apr 4, 2020
      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        Hot ones are the best.
        Apr 4, 2020
      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        The difference my dear friend pass, is that now the caveman has an excuse for why he cant get himself a hot piece of ass.

        Going back to the topic, I want chips. I desperately require my junk food closet to be restocked.
        Apr 4, 2020
    14. akki
      akki
      No one goes out = less cars on the roads = less pollution = the environment improves = Greta Thunberg is happy?
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        We all know who to blame for that >.>
        Especially since some of those companies actually go and say, “No, we like this regulation. Don’t get rid of it.”
        Apr 4, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        ....I stopped trying to understand America. No offence to those few smart people there, but what the fuck is wrong with you America?!?!

        That 10-page letter from the petroleum company. What did they say to the EPA? Hey we need to fix these leaks so we don’t pollute the water. Is it okay if we pollute the environment instead?
        Apr 4, 2020
      5. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        What’s wrong is easy to understand. The people with money bribed the politicians.
        Apr 4, 2020
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    15. akki
      akki
      What’s a good site to watch anime on?
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      3. Nyann
        Nyann
        Just hide them
        Apr 3, 2020
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      4. pass1478
        pass1478
        Adblocker
        Apr 3, 2020
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      5. akki
        akki
        I tried kissanime but it took ages to load so I gave up. I’ve finished work now anyways so maybe I’ll try next time.

        It used to be on YouTube but I can’t seem to find it.
        Apr 3, 2020
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    16. akki
    17. akki
      akki
      Can someone please tell the weather that we’re already into spring. It’s time to warm up a bit ain’t it?
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      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        It's fucking summer here oof!!!;.... But not at it's hottest so I guess... "Spring"
        Apr 2, 2020
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        @akki did you get any snow this winter?
        weather across the globe is just a mess for the most part these days
        Apr 2, 2020
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      4. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        +__+) I already passed a couple of days around 30°C, I'm glad it dropped down this week!!!
        Apr 2, 2020
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    18. akki
      akki
      T-minus 5 minutes till I have coffee~ ☕️\(•~•)
      1. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        time for tea!
        Apr 1, 2020
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      2. akki
        akki
        Booooooo! We don’t want none of your kind here~ shoo shoo!
        Apr 1, 2020
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *laughs*
        Apr 1, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Respect to the NHS. You guys rock~
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    20. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        your souls
        Mar 27, 2020
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      3. akki
        akki
        Share my coffee? Do I do that? Doesn’t sound like me~

        Speak to @Ophious. He don’t mind people borrowing his coffee~
        Mar 28, 2020
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      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        uhhuh, we'll see...
        Mar 28, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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