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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      I hate it when people walk slower than they need to~
      1. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        Research says that when 2 platonic women walk together, they will walk slower than usual
        Jul 2, 2023
    2. akki
      akki
      Yo let’s play again. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 999. Guess what you think it is. Closest will win nuffies equal to your guess~
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        250
        Jul 1, 2023
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        666
        Jul 1, 2023
      5. akki
        akki
        The number was 437. Congrats @GonZ555 you win this round~
        Jul 2, 2023
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    3. akki
      akki
      Eid Mubarak to all celebrating today~
      1. GreenLake and Shizukani like this.
    4. akki
      akki
      Yo thanks for the icon~
      1. GonZ555 and trashybin like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        You’re welcome~ *shamelessly takes credit for something he didn’t do*
        Jun 25, 2023
        GonZ555 and trashybin like this.
      3. trashybin
        trashybin
        lmao
        Jun 25, 2023
        GonZ555 likes this.
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Dont mention it~
        *shamelessly taking credit for it*
        Jun 25, 2023
        trashybin likes this.
    5. akki
    6. akki
    7. Skullie
      Skullie
      I went through a bit of character development: from being addicted to unhealthy Monster drinks to being addicted to a godly amount of coffee
      1. hypersniper159 likes this.
      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        Make sure you're not addicted to plain old black coffee! Add something more <.<
        Jun 21, 2023
      3. akki
        akki
        *thumbs up* you’ve seen the light~
        Jun 21, 2023
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        It’s okay! I can’t stand the aftertaste of black coffee but I absolutely love coffee and milk! Even better if there is no sugar in teh coffee so i can taste the slight bitterness which is then accompanied by the smoothness and aroma of milk
        >w<
        Jun 21, 2023
    8. akki
      akki
      Yo let’s play again. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 999. Guess what you think it is. Closest will win nuffies equal to your guess~
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      2. akki
        akki
        The answer was 440. Congrats @ReaderReader you win~

        @Blitz right answer but wrong time. If you had said that number in the last round you would have been bang on~
        Jun 22, 2023
      3. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        Aye! Thanks a ton, I really needed those nuffies
        Jun 22, 2023
      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        .....
        Jun 22, 2023
    9. akki
      akki
      Yo let’s play again. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 999. Guess what you think it is. Closest will win nuffies equal to your guess~
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      2. akki
        akki
        The answer was 772. Congrats @leviella you win~
        Jun 17, 2023
        leviella, hypersniper159 and ikhors like this.
      3. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        I wanna play too!
        Jun 18, 2023
      4. leviella
        leviella
        *shocked* woah, thank you!!!
        7 is really a lucky number~
        Jun 18, 2023
        akki likes this.
    10. akki
      akki
      Yo let’s play again. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 500. Guess what you think it is. Closest will win nuffies equal to your guess~
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      2. Esha07
        Esha07
        Ain't not late am I~? 267!
        Jun 10, 2023
        Ahodesuga likes this.
      3. hcps-maia
        hcps-maia
        so late~
        200!
        Jun 11, 2023
        Ahodesuga likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        *coughs* late but so was I in revealing the answer. And it worked out for you as the number was 200. Congrats @hcps-maia
        Jun 11, 2023
        ikhors, Ahodesuga and hcps-maia like this.
    11. Alexcia
      Alexcia
      Spare me some change? can be an icon or 1k *sips* Thank you~
      1. akki
        akki
        That’s a big difference ain’t it. I choose icon. Oh look you already have one.

        You’re welcome~ *shamelessly takes credit for something he didn’t do*
        Jun 7, 2023
        Alexcia likes this.
      2. Alexcia
        Alexcia
        okay now u get the chance to do it *smiles* preferably a week lasting icon? *sips tea*
        Jun 8, 2023
    12. CloudySkySadMoon
      CloudySkySadMoon
      cousin, why are you a boy now?
      1. akki and GonZ555 like this.
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      3. hcps-maia
        hcps-maia
        I see, no wonder you have such tender face
        Jun 7, 2023
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      4. hcps-maia
        hcps-maia
        is Coffee one of the reasons that made you look young?
        Jun 8, 2023
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      5. CloudySkySadMoon
        CloudySkySadMoon
        @akki A man? :O

        Cousin, you are a girl!!
        Jun 8, 2023
        hcps-maia and GonZ555 like this.
    13. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      *hugs*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *hugs Rhea-tan* yo it’s been a while~
        Jun 7, 2023
    14. akki
      akki
      Doing sit-ups after drinking a whole load of water is a weird experience. I could hear/feel it sloshing about in my stomach~
      1. GonZ555, Eru101 and Ahodesuga like this.
      2. Ahodesuga
        Ahodesuga
        I know that feeling, sends shivers down my spine
        Jun 3, 2023
      3. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        Lol true, that's why I do it without drinking water or wait 15 mins atleast after drinking water before working out
        Jun 3, 2023
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        (⁠;⁠;⁠;⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)
        Jun 3, 2023
        Knowledge is power likes this.
    15. akki
      akki
      Yo let’s play again. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 999. Guess what you think it is. Closest will win nuffies equal to your guess~
      1. Tilgarial, hypersniper159 and MMWO like this.
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      3. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        143
        Jun 1, 2023
      4. hypersniper159
        Jun 1, 2023
      5. akki
        akki
        Okay I’m home and it’s time to announce the winner. The number I was thinking of was 105. Congrats @Sproutling you win this round~
        Jun 1, 2023
        ikhors, Sproutling, Tilgarial and 3 others like this.
    16. deadlyexistence23
      deadlyexistence23
      You're familiar, I forgot who tho..
      1. akki
        akki
        I am coffee addict akki~ maybe you know me from liking your art blogs?
        Jun 1, 2023
      2. deadlyexistence23
        deadlyexistence23
        NO I REMEMBER NOW, YES THE COFFEE ADDICT
        Jun 1, 2023
    17. akki
      akki
      Yo let’s play again. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 999. Guess what you think it is. Closest will win nuffies equal to your guess~
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      3. ikhors
        ikhors
        *rng* 278!
        May 26, 2023
      4. akki
        akki
        Okay time to announce the winner~ *drum roll* Congrats meatbun you win. The number was 535~
        May 26, 2023
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Thanks akki~
        May 26, 2023
    18. akki
      akki
      Dubbed anime is just wrong!
      1. daisukenowaifu likes this.
      2. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        English and anime don't pair well, props from trying
        May 24, 2023
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    19. akki
      akki
      I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 499. Guess what you think it is. Closest will win nuffies equal to your guess~
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      3. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I was knackered by the time I got home. Forgot to answer. The number was 254. Congrats @Esha07 you win $247 minus what the taxman steals~
        May 19, 2023
        ikhors, Tilgarial and Esha07 like this.
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        Hurrahhhh~ thank you!!! :'D
        May 19, 2023
      5. Alexcia
        Alexcia
        444
        May 21, 2023
    20. Lovelybutter
      Lovelybutter
      Sup..
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      3. akki
        akki
        Bro where is your hand going? Not cool~
        May 19, 2023
      4. mikey sane
        mikey sane
        hey you DIRTY MIND ~
        May 20, 2023
      5. mikey sane
        mikey sane
        *i just tried to joke but got embarrassed with your turning events* *didn't expect*
        May 20, 2023
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    Gender:
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    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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