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Past 4am and I’m still not sleepy. Where are them sheep at? I need to start counting.. Jan 16, 2019 at 4:12 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      PMG is starting to feel like a cross between CD and ST. Is the writer a fan of IET?
    2. akki
      akki
      Man indicates right and then takes a left. C’mon dude are you trying to cause an accident?
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        it's like in the army, there are some d**b a***s that march right, right, right left right while others were going left, left, left right left...
        Dec 12, 2018
      3. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        @akki All those riddles of yours made me automatically think there's sth to be found out even though it's just a normal post xD
        Dec 12, 2018
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Dec 12, 2018
    3. akki
    4. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 3 - Bug: RIP~
      1. Ruyue and Silver Snake like this.
      2. AhoDesuGa
        AhoDesuGa
        Epic win xD
        Dec 11, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
      3. Silver Snake
        Dec 11, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
    5. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      I keep smelling peppermint in my room...
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        It was all me
        Dec 10, 2018
        Lovely and Matsurika like this.
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        @Lovely why did you put cadaver #151 in rika's room?
        Dec 11, 2018
      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        >.>
        <.<
        no one would find out
        Dec 11, 2018
    6. Raneday
      Raneday
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *gets the shovel*
        Dec 10, 2018
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Dec 11, 2018
      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        DDDDDDDDDDD:
        Dec 11, 2018
    7. akki
      akki
      Anyone else having a problem with the cursor disappearing on phone?
      1. AhoDesuGa likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      I’m lucky but unlucky~ *sighs*
      1. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        But do you, really?
        Dec 8, 2018
    9. AhoDesuGa
      AhoDesuGa
      Akki
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Fact of the day: akki was busy all day
        Dec 8, 2018
        Dountmindme and AhoDesuGa like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        I’m volunteering at a Christmas event. I shouldn’t really be on my phone haha~
        Dec 8, 2018
      5. AhoDesuGa
        AhoDesuGa
        Aww, sorry. Take your time~
        Dec 8, 2018
        GonZ555 and akki like this.
    10. akki
      akki
      ♪ Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8 6 6 3 ♪
    11. akki
      akki
      ♪ Row, row, row your goat... ♪
      1. Kaze No Oto likes this.
      2. UnGrave
        UnGrave
        Gently down the... Padoru padoru!
        Dec 7, 2018
        Kaze No Oto likes this.
    12. Kaze No Oto
      Kaze No Oto
      Thank you for following me back.
      1. akki
        akki
        No problem~
        Dec 7, 2018
    13. akki
      akki
      Fact of the day 3: in 1987, Richard Nixon’s wife predicted that Donald Trump would one day become the president~
      1. akki
        akki
        Russian spy discovered, someone call the FBI.
        Dec 7, 2018
    14. akki
      akki
      I figured out how to enjoy library of heaven’s path, use a neuralizer after every few chapters. Think the MIB will let me borrow one?
    15. akki
      akki
      When someone takes the minus option in The Chase......gahhhhh! Stupid people~
      1. ABMAINA likes this.
      2. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        more like when someone takes the minus options and gets through to the final round! gah!
        Dec 6, 2018
      3. CDLevit
        Dec 6, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        It’s from a quiz show in the UK.
        Dec 6, 2018
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    16. akki
      akki
      Damn you O2! Why the fuck have you gone down?
      1. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        haha my friends were complaining about that eariler, good thing ive got virgin media
        Dec 6, 2018
      2. akki
        akki
        Stupid thing is still down. Thank god for WiFi~
        Dec 6, 2018
    17. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      Which one are you in the avi?
      X
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      2. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *nod nod* Akkihime-sama is definitely the one in the left~
        Dec 6, 2018
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      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        I want to say akki's the one on the left since the person on the left has orange hair which is close to red.
        Dec 6, 2018
        AliceShiki and Femme Fatale like this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        With Akki it's always the red, all gingas are redheads but not all redheads are gingas. :)
        Dec 6, 2018
    18. akki
      akki
      I want a rocking chair~
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      3. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        Just sit on the floor while holding your legs and rock yourself that way like a crazy person; virtually the same.
        Dec 5, 2018
        AhoDesuGa and Archaic pickle like this.
      4. Raneday
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        hope you enjoy that chair
        Dec 6, 2018
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    19. akki
      akki
      I got a free magnum ice cream tub and I’m not going to share it with anyone~ \o/
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      2. TwilightForest
        TwilightForest
        @Bakaturq, did you say this same thing somewhere before?
        Dec 5, 2018
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        On chatango, maybe?
        Here? No
        Dec 5, 2018
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      4. akki
        akki
        It’s half gone already..
        Dec 5, 2018
    20. akki
      akki
      Seen a woman in the streets, on a chair, wearing a wedding dress, face painted white, begging for money. Wtf!?! Never seen that before~
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      3. akki
        akki
        I did see a guy further down who looked homeless and was asking for money. Maybe it’s her lover who ran away~
        Dec 5, 2018
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      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Lol..
        Dec 5, 2018
      5. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Uhhh begging please pay for my wedding?
        Dec 5, 2018
        TwilightForest likes this.
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +365]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +365]

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