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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Chicken Guardian], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

Going out for a walk. What game shall we play today? May 12, 2021 at 3:16 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      I am now vaccinated~ ☕️\(•~•)
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      2. Madain
        Madain
        Well done!
        Mar 27, 2021
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      3. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        *pat pat*
        My mother works at register of births and deaths.
        Its fairly scary how many ppl die soon after being vaccinated.

        Welp, good luck~
        Mar 27, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        As the woman was getting the vaccine into the injection she says to her colleague, “there’s a lot of air bubbles in these syringes”. Woman’s trying to scare me~
        Mar 27, 2021
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    2. akki
      akki
      Thank you for the rose~
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      2. hayyan
        hayyan
        Mar 26, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Yeah I believe so~
        Mar 26, 2021
      4. hayyan
        hayyan
        Yeah, she was one who started the service, I believe.
        Mar 26, 2021
    3. akki
      akki
      Whoever is in charge of YouTube, I curse them to see adverts pop up in front of their eyes everywhere in every single moment of their life!
      1. Thefie likes this.
      2. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Just use Vanced or youtube-dl
        Mar 26, 2021
      3. Shiki
        Shiki
        also, if you use firefox on mobile, you can install ublock origin addons for an ad-free browsing experience, including youtube.
        Mar 26, 2021
      4. Thefie
        Thefie
        there r worse websites out there, if it makes u feel better
        Mar 26, 2021
    4. akki
      akki
      Reading in bed under the covers is nice....until you fall asleep and then wake up with a stiff neck and killer pain when you turn your head~
      1. Softie Chiri Sweet
        Softie Chiri Sweet
        Legit fun~
        Mar 26, 2021
      2. nightbutterfly
        nightbutterfly
        *pat pat* fellow stiff neck and pain
        Mar 26, 2021
    5. akki
      akki
      Customers with too many questions are so fucking annoying~
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      3. Shalalalala
        Shalalalala
        *pats pats*
        Mar 25, 2021
      4. amilhs
        amilhs
        *pats*
        Mar 25, 2021
      5. Madain
        Madain
        Ganbatte! *pats*
        Mar 25, 2021
    6. akki
      akki
      New game V4 round 2: How many taxis do you think I will see today? Closest will win $100~
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      2. Madain
        Madain
        112
        Mar 25, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Mar 25, 2021
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      4. nightbutterfly
        nightbutterfly
        Thanks (≧◡≦)
        Mar 26, 2021
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    7. akki
      akki
      Got my Covid-19 vaccination appointment booked~ ☕️\(•~•)
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      3. nightbutterfly
        nightbutterfly
        Good luck
        Mar 24, 2021
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      4. Thefie
        Thefie
        gl! :3 i heard the first shot doesnt usually change much
        Mar 24, 2021
        Madain, Gongjunim Athy and akki like this.
      5. Deleted member 305104
        Deleted member 305104
        Needles are scary eep good luck!
        Mar 24, 2021
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    8. akki
      akki
      New game V4: How many taxis do you think I will see on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Or madain is akki's stalker~
        XD
        Mar 24, 2021
        amilhs and Thefie like this.
      4. amilhs
        amilhs
        @GonZ555 Should i sum' rika and the gang?XD
        Mar 24, 2021
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      5. Madain
        Madain
        Mar 25, 2021
    9. akki
      akki
      New game V3 round 5: Random walk + sister’s house. How many steps do you think I will walk in the whole day? Closest will win $100~
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      2. c.decora
        c.decora
        8k~
        Mar 20, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Final count was 7,439. Congrats @LuftRauser you win the prize~
        Mar 21, 2021
      4. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        hot damn, free money! thanks
        Mar 21, 2021
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    10. akki
      akki
      Thank you for this coffee disguised as a hot chocolate~
      1. Thefie
        Thefie
        np~ ≧▽≦
        Mar 19, 2021
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    11. akki
      akki
      New game V3 round 4: I’m at the office again. According to my phone how many steps do you think I will walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Thefie
        Thefie
        10500
        Mar 19, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Final count was 11,079. Congrats @Madain you win the prize~
        Mar 20, 2021
      5. Madain
        Madain
        Thank you!
        Mar 20, 2021
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    12. akki
      akki
      New game V3 round 3: According to my phone how many steps do you think I will take on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Mar 18, 2021
      4. Deleted member 305104
        Deleted member 305104
        Ayyy :hooray:
        Mar 18, 2021
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      5. Deleted member 305104
        Deleted member 305104
        Thank you for the nuffies
        Mar 18, 2021
        akki and Thefie like this.
    13. akki
      akki
      New game V3 round 2: According to my phone how many steps do you think I will take on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Naraina
        Naraina
        8888
        Mar 14, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Mar 14, 2021
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      5. Violet Blaze
        Violet Blaze
        Mar 15, 2021
        Thefie and akki like this.
    14. akki
      akki
      New game V3: I’m at the office today. According to my phone how many steps do you think I will take in the whole day? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Madain
        Madain
        12000
        Mar 12, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Some interesting answers before the edits. Final count was 7,418. Congrats @Archaic pickle you win the prize~
        Mar 13, 2021
        Archaic pickle, Madain, shyja and 2 others like this.
      5. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Thanks for the nuffies
        Mar 13, 2021
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    15. akki
      akki
      New game V2 round 3: How many light blue cars will I see on my walk out today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I forgot to reveal the answer. Final count was 104. Congrats @LAOG you win the prize~
        Mar 12, 2021
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      4. LAOG
        LAOG
        :pog:
        Mar 12, 2021
      5. Deleted member 305104
        Mar 12, 2021
    16. akki
      akki
      A rose for Rose? Thank you. Now when this is gone I expect to see a coffee for akki~ ;)
      1. shyja, Shizukani and Madain like this.
    17. akki
      akki
      New game V2 round 2: How many white cars will I see on my walk out today? Closest will win $100~
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      2. akki
        akki
        So many cars. I probably missed some as well. Final count was 238. Congrats @Blitz you win~
        Mar 9, 2021
        Starmiya, Blitz, Thefie and 2 others like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Mar 9, 2021
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      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        D: ouch! Q.Q
        you should have stay inside!
        Mar 9, 2021
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    18. Softie Chiri Sweet
      Softie Chiri Sweet
      That avi is quite beautiful ROSE ♡♡♡♡
      1. Gongjunim Athy, Thefie and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Yup. So beautiful~
        Mar 9, 2021
    19. SoongKi
      SoongKi
      May you lose all your pens |-=)
      1. Thefie, akki and Hasty girl like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        As long as you have pens at your place it’s good~ :P
        Mar 8, 2021
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      3. SoongKi
        SoongKi
        I will keep all my pens in a place you can never find and even if you do you will have to cross booby traps first (¬·¬)
        Mar 9, 2021
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    20. akki
      akki
      New game V2: How many red cars will I see on my day out today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Madain
        Madain
        My guess is 46
        Mar 6, 2021
      4. Shalalalala
        Mar 6, 2021
      5. akki
        akki
        C’mon people too low. Final count was 103. Congrats @Naraina you win~
        Mar 6, 2021
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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