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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Stigma], Male, from Touring Brascovia With Rika On The 467th Floor

When the host asks what will you do with the prize money, just once I’d like someone to say I’m going to invest it instead of go on holiday~ Mar 24, 2019 at 11:53 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      Teaching kids to play Ludo is so exhausting!
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      3. Effugium
        Effugium
        just play and they will naturally get it?
        Mar 2, 2019
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      4. akki
        akki
        They’re 5 and 7 years old. I don’t think they’ll naturally get it just yet~
        Mar 2, 2019
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      5. Rufi-sidd
        Mar 2, 2019
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      that avi was made by charmal!!!
      1. akki
        akki
        I know. I’m celebrating your birthday with this avi~
        Mar 2, 2019
        Raneday likes this.
    3. akki
      akki
      I forgot to update my death count. Whoops..
      1. LivingCorpse
        LivingCorpse
        By death count do you mean the number of times you killed someone or the number of time you died?
        Mar 1, 2019
      2. akki
        akki
        The number of times I’ve died~
        Mar 1, 2019
    4. akki
      akki
      I’ve never really thought bout it before but clowns really can appear to look creepy to kids~
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      3. akki
        akki
        I was never scared of clowns. I even watched Stephen King’s It when I was little. Didn’t really scare me much~
        Mar 1, 2019
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      4. AhoDesuGa
        AhoDesuGa
        oh.. akki sama is admirable..
        Mar 1, 2019
      5. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        Its unnerving. Why do they keep on smiling when they shouldn't!? What are they so damn happy about!? I must know!!!
        Mar 1, 2019
    5. akki
      akki
      Noooooo! I missed 3 seconds. I must rewind and watch again.....sometimes my brother is just stupid~
      1. Ruyue likes this.
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        That sucks lol
        Feb 26, 2019
    6. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Akki, have you ever worried someone might come along and harvest your hair?
    7. akki
      akki
      Why do CN writers try to make their mc’s appear smart and cunning only to fail by turning them into fucking idiots over a simple matter?
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      2. Westeller
        Westeller
        Three, because they suck at writing, they have put the plot before the protagonist, and now need the protagonist to play a role. They have devised a scenario, and need the protagonist to act in exactly the right way to fulfill that scenario. The protagonist does not have a character, basically. Instead, the protagonist is whatever character the plot currently requires.
        Feb 25, 2019
      3. Sabruness
        Sabruness
        Because if the protag is as dumb as a sack of bricks then they can engineer ridiculous drama that can be milked for 10s, if not 100s of chapters when anyone with a brain could solve it easily.
        Feb 25, 2019
      4. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        Well, you know like how JP authors have Gap Moe?

        This is Gap IQ.
        Feb 26, 2019
    8. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 4 - Bug: RIP~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Bugs: "brothers! Avenge me!!"
        Feb 25, 2019
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        The future doesnt look to bright for the bugs
        Feb 25, 2019
      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        A taylor hebert special coming your way mate.
        Feb 25, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      If trust goes both ways, what about when there’s three different groups of people?
      1. Coler likes this.
      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        A Mexican standoff ?
        Feb 23, 2019
        Sabruness and GinDole like this.
      3. Coler
        Coler
        Then we have a family or either true friendship. But...most of the time it develops into something more.[The loli making her patrols]
        Feb 24, 2019
    10. Ruyue
      Ruyue
      *leaves a note on your door" Akki as I was bored I read through "boredom" in your signature and am wondering if there will be a continuation to this wonderful short story. It is quite a master piece. -Ruyue
      1. Coler and Matsurika like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        There should have been. But I’m lazy. Mega lazy.
        Feb 20, 2019
        Coler and Ruyue like this.
      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        So i need to wait till your mega super ultra bored?
        Feb 20, 2019
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    11. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      Seems like Alva-chan doesn't allow people she doesn't follow to comment on her profile... T.T

      As for the song, Eye of the Tiger, no doubt, it was the song played every time I did a gymnastics presentation back in my middle school days~
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        Eye of the tiger,welcome to the jungle or thunderstruck from the top of my head for me
        Feb 19, 2019
    12. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Where is akki's fun fact corner? :(
      1. Ophious, Alva Quinn, GinDole and 2 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        I deleted the fact app so I got no facts right now~
        Feb 19, 2019
      4. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Fun fact: Akki is out of fun facts.
        Feb 19, 2019
        Ophious and GonZ555 like this.
      5. Matsurika
    13. Aquaa
      Aquaa
      *gives coffee*
      1. Alva Quinn and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *sips*
        Feb 17, 2019
        Alva Quinn and Aquaa like this.
    14. Raneday
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        .... (●o≧д≦)o
        Feb 18, 2019
        jamechi and AliceShiki like this.
      4. Raneday
        Feb 20, 2019
        jamechi and AliceShiki like this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        oh wait RIP akki!!!

        Sorry my bad @Ophious since whenever I'm loggin in here on NUF you're being buried or somethin!
        Feb 20, 2019
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    15. Ophious
      Ophious
      Thanks for updating your boredom story~ Just noticed now~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Lol I did that aaaaaages ago.
        Feb 17, 2019
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      3. akki
        akki
        I should’ve have written another one. But lazy~
        Feb 17, 2019
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    16. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      *give choco*
      *Bites half of it*
      Mmm yummy
      <3
      1. akki likes this.
    17. akki
      akki
      This mc in CCG is a fucking idiot!
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      2. Alva Quinn
        Alva Quinn
        Then why are we not using the ones from wuxiaworld?
        Feb 18, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Because it’s not the original source of the translation is it? Tony won’t put that on NU~
        Feb 18, 2019
      4. Alva Quinn
        Alva Quinn
        Nn... Okay then.. If you say so..
        Feb 18, 2019
    18. Donutmindme
      Donutmindme
      OK = oll korrect
      KC = knuff ced
      KY = know yuse
      OW = oll wright
      1. akki
        akki
        Hmm?
        Feb 14, 2019
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    19. Ophious
      Ophious
      Since valentine is near I thought you'd be lonely so here's some coffee
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        @Coler how are you not running out of likes?!?!
        Feb 16, 2019
        GonZ555 and Coler like this.
      3. Coler
        Coler
        I love my little brothers a lot so I like them a lot.
        Skill->Sisters affection: this loli can never stop liking her brothers.Etc->effects
        Infinity Unlimited like Worrks
        Feb 16, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        You have too many siblings!!!
        Feb 16, 2019
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    20. DocB
      DocB
      so, i've seen your payroll number post, my question is what is your credit card number and pin?
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      2. akki
        akki
        You want me to reveal my credit card number? Sure I can do that. First I gotta get a credit card. Then we gotta wait till the NUF members number reaches the same as my credit card number. Then I'll reveal it. Of course by that time the card will probably have expired...
        Feb 11, 2019
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      3. DocB
        DocB
        damn!!!
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        social security number?????
        Feb 11, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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