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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

Damn I just got a craving for jalebi~ Apr 4, 2020 at 7:13 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      While I was out I overheard a woman say to her friend “my mum doesn’t have tea, she only drinks coffee”. *thumbs up to her mum* haha~
      1. Snowbun likes this.
      2. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        I think we should switch places. That’s the norm here.
        Feb 29, 2020
    2. akki
      akki
      Is it the last day for Valentine’s Day icons? Who wants one?
    3. akki
      akki
      When you come to work late thinking you’ll be one of the last ones only to get there and see none of your team are there.....strange~
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        Did you show up on a day off? I've done that before~
        Feb 27, 2020
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        So have I..... *cough* *cough*
        Feb 27, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        Lol nah. Normally I go in after around 7. Today I went in at 9 and there was no one in my team there. Usually there’d be at least 2 of them in~
        Feb 27, 2020
    4. Raneday
      Raneday
      Random Question -44:

      What would you do if you suddenly woke up and became @Ophious?
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Akkihime-sama has the most nefarious plans~ *giggles*
        Feb 27, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        I was considering going to the loan sharks as well but I was decided to be nice~
        Feb 27, 2020
        AliceShiki and Enigma like this.
      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        Yup akki you're a nice guy......
        Feb 27, 2020
        akki and AliceShiki like this.
    5. AlienFromNowhere
      AlienFromNowhere
      Hello, I have no idea how to answer to anyone or dm anyone since I’m new here, but nice to meet you !
      1. akki likes this.
      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *points* the bottom right of a respective post has a "comment" on it; a small press there and you'll be able to write your answer directly there~
        Feb 26, 2020
      3. Raneday
      4. akki
        akki
        Hi nice to meet you too~
        Feb 27, 2020
    6. akki
      akki
      Sounds like there’s a cat choir practice going on outside. What a weird thing to wake up to. Especially when they sound like crying babies~
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      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Mountian Lions sound like women getting raped, no lie. Was on a security detail out in mountains and was told not to investigate if I heard that and get into a vehicle
        Feb 25, 2020
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Oh wow....hearing that in the middle of nowhere would make my hackles rise. O.O As a member of the female faction of the race, that is freaky.
        Feb 25, 2020
    7. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Valentine’s icon?
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Akki
        Feb 24, 2020
      2. Melodious Nocturne
        Melodious Nocturne
        Me! ( ^ω^ )
        Feb 24, 2020
    8. akki
      akki
      Damn this fucking rain! Shoo shoo!
      1. blues86 likes this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Send it here. Our trees are dyingggggggggggggggggggggggggg. I don't think it's rained properly in a month. O.O We haven't had a barbeque because of fear of causing a big ass fire.
        Feb 24, 2020
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *sends femme some rain from my place*
        Feb 24, 2020
        Pray Alpha and Femme Fatale like this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        does a raindance. \o/
        Feb 24, 2020
    9. akki
      akki
      Little girl walked away from her seat to go by her mum. I saw a free seat so I sat down. Now I feel like she’s giving me evil eyes~
      1. Daisydacrazy and XxVioletxX like this.
      2. felidormit
        felidormit
        stare back at her
        Feb 22, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        She had her mum and grandma with her. She would have grassed me up if I did that haha~
        Feb 22, 2020
    10. akki
      akki
      Finished work and now time to party! Oh wait I’m not a partying person...
    11. akki
      akki
      When a guy with really hairy legs wears ripped jeans.....*bleurgh*
      1. LifeKingLover and Kira Miki like this.
      2. Kira Miki
        Kira Miki
        A guy wearing a ripped jeans... [(=.=)]
        Feb 21, 2020
      3. Szara
        Szara
        @Kira Miki ain't nothin' wrong with that... What's gross is when a guy has a hairy chest and he decides to wear a plunging V-neck shirt, which is like an arrow pointing downwards that says, LOOK AT MY HAIRY CHEST.
        Feb 22, 2020
    12. akki
      akki
      Working a case and the person’s surname is Gaspard. Makes me wanna watch One Piece haha~
      1. Cascadian Rex likes this.
    13. akki
      akki
      I rushed to my bus stop thinking woo I just made it only to see a sign that said ‘Bus Stop Suspended’.......#%*¥€#%?!?
      1. Ophious and Tilgarial like this.
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Maybe it's a hover bus. ^.^
        Feb 21, 2020
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      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        if you mean the "bus stop suspended" part, that's about the buses not stopping there anymore... be it for roadworks, bureaucracy, or whatever reason there is
        Feb 21, 2020
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      5. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I thought that might have been it... but then I got the other idea and thought it would be more fun. ^.^
        Feb 21, 2020
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    14. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
      Hey, akki. What happens when you mix tea and coffee?
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      3. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        You get an angry hamster for ruining good tea.
        Feb 20, 2020
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      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        oh, i get to keep an angry hamster?
        Feb 20, 2020
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      5. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Pff...
        Feb 20, 2020
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    15. akki
      akki
      Who wants a VD icon?
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      3. Szara
        Szara
        @akki buy me a skull icon, maybe? *winky face*
        Feb 20, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        You already have an icon now so we’ll see later~
        Feb 20, 2020
      5. 911
        911
        Me?
        Feb 21, 2020
    16. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Find the X in akki's coffee shop..
      *digs a hole on the floor*
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *nods*
        Feb 20, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        You people are fooling yourselves if you think I would ever serve tea in my coffee shop~
        Feb 20, 2020
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      5. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Hahaha xD
        *pat pat*
        Feb 20, 2020
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    17. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Akki do this next question. Which ppg chara wuld u be
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Yes
        Feb 18, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Feb 20, 2020
      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Dx at least theyll know the 3 girls

        But sure which ever uwant
        Feb 20, 2020
    18. Ophious
      Ophious
      I'm here for my coffee! *steals coffee*
      See ya later sucka! *breaks out window*
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Nothing is starting to connect
        Feb 18, 2020
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Feb 18, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Eh...my coffee? But I finished that last night. I was gna buy som- wait! You mean that jar on the shelf? Erm that’s my collection of tiny flesh eating scarab beetles. Did you open the jar Ophi? Is that how you lost your arm and hand?
        Feb 18, 2020
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    20. akki
      akki
      I’ve got the sudden craving for a triple cheeseburger~
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      2. Kira Miki
        Kira Miki
        ...And the triple cheeseburger with this healthy juice ?~
        Feb 16, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        I suppose the triple cheeseburger could’ve been made less salty if they stuck a bun bread between the meat. But then it would become big and harder to eat.
        Feb 16, 2020
      4. Kira Miki
        Kira Miki
        This is mainly due to the amount of salt used, as the sugar for coca cola ~
        It's been over 3 years since I had eaten a burger, I was no longer used to it after eating it I was so thirsty ... much more than if I had eaten a dish like raclette (which is just melt cheese and cold meats)~
        [Q.Q]
        Feb 16, 2020
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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