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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [ѕєяιαℓ ѕнσσ’єя], Male, from Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it~ Nov 19, 2017 at 7:39 PM

    1. jamechi
      jamechi
      *points* kidnapper!
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      3. akki
        akki
        Ehhh~ it's not kidnapping if she willingly comes..
        Nov 1, 2017
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        >_>
        Nov 1, 2017
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      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        *takes back cola*

        D-don't kidnap Cola!
        Nov 1, 2017
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    2. akki
      akki
      My jaw, throat and stomach hurts from laughing to much..
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        You made me want to watch impractical jokers >_<
        *should be studying*
        Oct 31, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        The new episodes are hilarious~
        Now shoo shoo~
        Oct 31, 2017
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      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        >_>

        Haii~ o7
        Oct 31, 2017
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    3. akki
      akki
      My discord app just had a heart attack...
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      2. leegood
        leegood
        o.o
        Oct 30, 2017
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        @_@?
        Oct 30, 2017
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    4. akki
      akki
      Whoever got me this icon I curse you! ....erm unless you're someone I like~
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Yes, that icon is a horror ...
        Oct 30, 2017
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      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        Nai! It not like it going to eat you for dinner!
        Oct 30, 2017
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        <.<
        Oct 30, 2017
    5. leegood
      leegood
      ( •_•)σ
      I thought your avi was grown up link wearing a blue hat for a second.
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      2. leegood
        leegood
        It's a game reference~
        Oct 30, 2017
      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Legend of Zelda weebo spotted ^
        Oct 30, 2017
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      4. leegood
        leegood
        Oct 30, 2017
    6. akki
      akki
      Who got me this chicken?
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        \o\ Chicken!
        Oct 30, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        True~ I'll stick to NU and discord for now
        Oct 30, 2017
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      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Just buy a cake :3
        Oct 30, 2017
    7. MrsNyan
      MrsNyan
      *joining the fun*

      ...-(゚▽゚*) *poke*
      1. akki
        akki
        Oh it's like that is it~
        *super poke* ( •̀ω•́ )σ
        Oct 29, 2017
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      2. MrsNyan
        MrsNyan
        Ohoho, let this aunty show you the way (ง ͠° ͟ʖ #)- *po-poke!*
        Oct 29, 2017
    8. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      .................................................................................................................................... Hi.
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        .-. Hi.
        Oct 29, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        ( •_•)σ
        Oct 29, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Hai .-.
        Oct 29, 2017
    9. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      akki~ I can't wait till the Christmas month arrives!
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *nod nod* that makes sense.
        Oct 29, 2017
      4. leegood
        leegood
        *puts on a scary voice*
        and the roaming yeti gangs might get you~!
        Oct 29, 2017
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      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Yup yup. Can't forget about the Yetis.
        Oct 29, 2017
    10. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Yona!
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      2. akki
        akki
        It seems better now~

        Hmm either they're blind or it's not much different from before. How long was it before the cut?
        Oct 30, 2017
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        xD i think the front part might be around the same? i think its pretty different
        it was mid forearm before (toparm?) now its mm below the shoulder?
        Oct 30, 2017
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        the general style is the same xD
        Oct 30, 2017
    11. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      Akki chan! I miss the time killing u *sigh*
      1. MrsNyan and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        And you say you're not a mean girl...
        Oct 28, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Let's have a battle and see who dies~
        Oct 28, 2017
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      4. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        U died 9 times nya~ and yes, i am not a mean girl desu ne~
        Oct 29, 2017
    12. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      Trick or treat~ *gives akki lots of flower candies*
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
    13. brasca123
      brasca123
      Back to stalking~
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      3. brasca123
        brasca123
        No worries, I'll just stab them back to death! \(^^)/
        Oct 27, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        Shouldn't a magic girl be using magic on them?
        Oct 28, 2017
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      5. brasca123
        brasca123
        Eh..?

        Magical stab of love and justice...? Maybe...?
        Oct 28, 2017
    14. akki
      akki
      That moment when I tell my niece to lower the volume on her phone and she looks at me like I killed her parents...
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      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Sounds about right. Dont tell her to lower the volume then.
        Oct 27, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        The moment a girl walks up to you and starts to act like she know you but you don't recognize her
        ^_^;;
        Oct 27, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Next time I won't. I'll just switch the wifi off haha~
        Oct 27, 2017
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    15. leegood
      leegood
      *sips coffee*
      Eww~
      Here, have some tea~
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      2. akki
        akki
        *accepts the tea*
        *uses transformation magic to change it to coffee*
        *sips the coffee*
        Thank you~
        Oct 27, 2017
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      3. leegood
        leegood
        (*.*)
        *Jieeeeeeeeeeeeee*
        Magic (OoO)~
        Oct 27, 2017
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    16. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Moning Akki!
      *Kicks down the lcked door*
      *goes over to the coffee pot and pours myself a cup*
      I wonder if he has that Hazel Nut creamer...
      1. akki
        akki
        *sees the broken door*
        *checks the cctv footage*
        I knew it was a good idea to replace my coffee with poisonous sludge while I was out~
        Oct 27, 2017
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Walks up to akki*
        *Spits he Poisonous Sludge onto his shoes*
        Your a sicko you know...Ruining perfectly good food...There are kids starving in africa!
        Oct 27, 2017
    17. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      *serves coffee* I know you should be sleeping... But *serves moar coffee* here take it
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      2. akki
        akki
        *takes the coffee and sips*
        Oct 27, 2017
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    18. akki
      akki
      Pearl sugar waffles are so yummy!
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      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        Oct 26, 2017
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      3. Justderpin
        Justderpin
        No! They're all mine! ლ(`∀´ლ)
        Oct 27, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        Stop fighting over my waffles! Shoo shoo!
        Oct 27, 2017
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    19. akki
      akki
      I've not been very active lately. Who are the new and interesting people these days?
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        I'm old and inactive
        Oct 26, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        Kame needs to become active and get a title.
        Oct 26, 2017
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      5. akki
        akki
        Or at least post 4 more messages so you can claim !freemoney~
        Oct 26, 2017
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    20. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Ahahahahaha *pats u*
        Oct 27, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *slap ur hand away and stomp on your feet*
        Oct 27, 2017
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      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Ahahahahahaha *pats u*
        Oct 27, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Home Page:
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/author/akki.8743
    Location:
    Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor
    Occupation:
    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +325]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +325]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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