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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      You know that moment when a baby/child suddenly starts crying and they stop breathing for a bit? That’s fucking scary as hell!!!
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      2. akki
        akki
        When their lips start turning blue from lack of oxygen....that's truly scary~
        May 17, 2023
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      3. Esha07
        Esha07
        .....
        *Stares questionably at you*
        May 18, 2023
      4. daisukenowaifu
        daisukenowaifu
        Heh~ I used to faint like that when I was little. Apparently I will turn blue and go stiff all over and fall. They took me to the child specialist and he said I was an arrogant child with an attitude problem who will soon get brain damage if that continued loool~
        May 27, 2023
    2. Issis
      Issis
      Handsome!
      1. daisukenowaifu and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Bro c'mon of course I'm handsome. Now don't be falling for me okay~
        May 17, 2023
        daisukenowaifu and Issis like this.
      3. Issis
        Issis
        I'll try ;)
        May 18, 2023
    3. QueenAthy
      QueenAthy
      *peeks* (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *covers your eyes* I was just about to have a shower. Pervert~ :P
        May 17, 2023
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      3. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        *peeks even more*
        May 17, 2023
    4. akki
      akki
      Is there a female equivalent for junior/senior for when a girl is named after her mother?
      1. QueenAthy and PepperCherry like this.
      2. PepperCherry
        PepperCherry
        junior/senior can also be used for girls!
        But it's rare because of surname change to distinguish after marriage so it is not necessary (according to google)
        May 8, 2023
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    5. I Am Made Of Memories
      I Am Made Of Memories
      It’s bug season in uk
      1. akki
        akki
        Aye. It’s warming up and the bugs are coming out. A lotta ants around now~
        May 7, 2023
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    6. trashybin
      trashybin
      Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, and the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?
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      3. trashybin
        trashybin
        *clap clap clap* now I've decided to go to u if I have a hw (๑•◡-๑)
        May 4, 2023
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      4. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        Might not help you as much as ChatGPT could xD
        May 4, 2023
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      5. trashybin
        trashybin
        I believe in ur power!
        May 4, 2023
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    7. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Go to KFC~
        Apr 29, 2023
      3. PeanutButter and 23 others
        PeanutButter and 23 others
        Chicken valentine icon <3
        May 1, 2023
      4. akki
        akki
        There is no chicken icon is there. Or am I just being blind?
        May 3, 2023
    8. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon?
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      2. leviella
        leviella
        thanks for the icon~
        I was thinking maybe it was you who gave me this icon bcs ystd I liked the same post and suddenly got a heart icon (˵ ⪰ヮ⪯)

        ...or I'm just over thinking things...?
        Apr 24, 2023
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      3. PepperCherry
        PepperCherry
        thank you for the icon akki~
        Apr 25, 2023
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      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Thanks for the icon akki ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙
        Apr 25, 2023
        akki likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon??
    10. Xuefang1
      Xuefang1
      Eid Mubarak
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      2. akki
        akki
        Eid Mubarak to you too~
        Apr 22, 2023
    11. I Am Made Of Memories
      I Am Made Of Memories
      Akki feels dead now no longer seeing you spam random stuff is sad
      1. akki
        akki
        Work, Ramadan, reading. It’s kept me busy this month~
        Apr 21, 2023
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    12. One Perfect Veteran
      One Perfect Veteran
      Who is your waifu number one
    13. Issis
      Issis
      Yo~ \(^ o ^)/
      1. akki
        akki
        YOUOY (•~•)/
        Apr 12, 2023
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    14. Lovelybutter
      Lovelybutter
      Dead?..
      1. LeniSnow likes this.
      2. Lovelybutter
        Lovelybutter
        Can i get you eyeball….
        Apr 3, 2023
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      3. akki
        akki
        *stabs with a lollipop*
        Apr 7, 2023
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      4. Lovelybutter
        Lovelybutter
        Sweet..
        Apr 7, 2023
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    15. ikhors
      ikhors
      thank you for the stale chocolates, in return i offer you a staler cupcakes
    16. akki
      akki
      Ramadan Mubarak~
    17. Bright_Lucky_Star
      Bright_Lucky_Star
      *Listening Christina Grimmie sing wrecking ball once again*
      1. akki
        akki
        Never heard heard before
        Mar 22, 2023
      2. akki
        akki
        I knew the name sounded familiar. I can’t remember if I heard this song though~
        Mar 23, 2023
    18. Bright_Lucky_Star
      Bright_Lucky_Star
      Red hair...
      1. akki
        akki
        *coughs* YOUOY (•~•)/
        Mar 22, 2023
    19. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon?
      1. ikhors
        ikhors
        *holds palm out* gimme gimme
        Mar 8, 2023
    20. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon?
      1. Issis
        Issis
        Hehe ^^
        Mar 5, 2023
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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