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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Chicken Guardian], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

Going out for a walk. What game shall we play today? May 12, 2021 at 3:16 PM

    1. fireflying
      fireflying
      Akashi! :0

      It took me a second to recognize your pfp because I kept thinking it was Karma lol
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      3. c.decora
        c.decora
        XD Karma~
        Mar 5, 2021
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      4. fireflying
        fireflying
        @akki he's from Kuroko no Basket! :)
        Mar 5, 2021
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      5. akki
        akki
        Ohh now I know who that is. Thanks~
        Mar 5, 2021
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    3. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      Alsnslsbalsblsbssloabbskalansbjs Why is this working
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      3. Ginko Biloba
        Ginko Biloba
        Mar 4, 2021
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      4. melomarl
        melomarl
        Not that >.>
        Mar 5, 2021
      5. Naraina
        Naraina
        Real form I see >ᴗ>
        Mar 5, 2021
    4. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      Nii-chan give me 10k nuffies pweaseeee QAQ
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Mar 4, 2021
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      4. Chiaroscuro
        Chiaroscuro
        Even since that other site... tonya wasn't the same *sigh*
        Mar 4, 2021
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      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        And yeah, most people don't have the patience to do 89nu£ donations! It takes forever! xD

        Some do donations in batches of 500nu£ though, it's significantly faster and don't have absurd taxes either.

        But well, when you're rich, might as well just pay the taxes! xD
        Mar 4, 2021
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    5. akki
      akki
      New game round 4: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Place your bets. Closest will win $100~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *pat hasty's gut*
        Mar 4, 2021
      3. Hasty girl
        Hasty girl
        How do you even pat guts? O.O.
        Mar 4, 2021
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        A) with food
        B) Belly rubs
        C) The MC from Berserk bends down
        Mar 4, 2021
    6. akki
      akki
      Time for some Bon Jovi~
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *plays some music*
        Mar 3, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Now we're on Guns N' Roses~
        Mar 3, 2021
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      5. Deleted member 305104
        Deleted member 305104
        OwO Guns N' roses amazing taste
        Mar 3, 2021
    7. akki
      akki
      New game round 3: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Place your bets. Closest will win $100~
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      2. Naraina
        Naraina
        Ask me , I didn't even remember how much I voted and now I'm so .... shocked at myself ....
        Mar 2, 2021
      3. Ginko Biloba
        Ginko Biloba
        Waaahhh!!!! I lost!!!! This is fun please tag me on the next bet.
        Mar 3, 2021
      4. Madain
        Madain
        That was close.
        Mar 3, 2021
    8. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Valentine’s Day icon~?
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      3. Madain
        Madain
        Thanks! :)
        Feb 28, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        Feb 28, 2021
      5. Shalalalala
        Shalalalala
        Thankooo Akki ~~ ヽ(o^ ^o)ノ
        Mar 1, 2021
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    9. akki
      akki
      New game round 2: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Place your bets. Closest will win $100~
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      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        @akki that's an insane amount O.o
        Feb 27, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        @Blitz if you think that’s insane look down below to round 1. That was a truly shocking amount~
        Feb 27, 2021
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      4. Hasty girl
        Hasty girl
        yeah round 1 results were too shocking to be shocked by round 2 results
        Feb 27, 2021
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    10. melomarl
      melomarl
      *barges in*

      Last day wearing this 10/10 wig that I'm not saying is totally better than yours
      (o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<、)
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    11. akki
      akki
      Shitty woman saying her daughter missed prom cos of covid. Many people couldn’t see their family in hospital before they died. Just shut up~
    12. akki
      akki
      New game: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Place your bets. Closest will win $100~
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      2. akki
        akki
        A lot of shits in England I guess. I can only hope if they get covid they don’t pass it into others.
        Feb 24, 2021
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      3. Madain
        Madain
        Apparently... I hoped for better >_>
        Feb 24, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        In an ideal world it would be these people who would first get covid and die rather than those who actually try to do the right thing. But it’s a shame that doesn’t happen~
        Feb 24, 2021
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    13. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Valentine's Day icon?
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      2. Bright_Lucky_Star
        Bright_Lucky_Star
        Me o/. Give me that icon >W<)/
        Feb 22, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Any preference?
        Feb 22, 2021
    14. akki
      akki
      Walnut cake is yummy~
      1. Madain and Donutmindme like this.
      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *nods*
        *stares*
        Feb 22, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        *glares* it’s mine. Shoo shoo~
        Feb 23, 2021
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      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Hahaha~
        Enjoy!
        Feb 23, 2021
    15. akki
      akki
      Doing sit-ups after drinking a whole load of water feels weird~
      1. AQZ
        AQZ
        doing sit-ups feels weird~~
        Feb 22, 2021
      2. akki
        akki
        Do it on a regular basis and it feels less weird~
        Feb 22, 2021
      3. AQZ
        AQZ
        (๑ •́ ₃ •̀๑)
        Feb 22, 2021
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    16. akki
      akki
      It baffles my when people toast bread and then let it cool down before they decide to butter them. Strange people~
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ...I didn't know that existed
        how do I delete this from my mind D:
        Feb 18, 2021
      3. Beren
        Beren
        There are people who butter first then toast
        Feb 18, 2021
      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        warm toast bread more delicious
        Feb 18, 2021
    17. Shalalalala
      Shalalalala
      YOUOY (•~•)/
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      2. Shalalalala
        Shalalalala
        Saying heello in akki style UwU
        Feb 16, 2021
      3. Hasty girl
        Hasty girl
        YOUOY (•~•)/
        Feb 16, 2021
      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        YOUOY (•~•)/
        Feb 16, 2021
    18. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      ...that title, I was just eating raisin cookies
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      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        at least it doesnt say cheese hater
        Feb 15, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        Raisins *bleurgh* I can’t be having it~
        Feb 16, 2021
      5. melomarl
        melomarl
        T-T
        Feb 16, 2021
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    19. akki
      akki
      Thanks for the icon secret mad scientist~
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      2. Shalalalala
        Shalalalala
        Cool icon~~
        Feb 14, 2021
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        hehe
        Feb 15, 2021
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
    20. akki
      akki
      No Valentine’s Day icons yet? Tony must be busy~
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
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