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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from Planning Kame’s Birthday Party On The 469th Floor

No sun to be found yet it’s still hot and humid. This is the worst weather for me. Anyone got a bucket of iced water with them? Jul 22, 2019 at 3:47 PM

    1. HesheFell
      HesheFell
      Hi akki! I'm just checking to see who's still here :)
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      3. HesheFell
        HesheFell
        I got lost on a chinese raw site reading BL. Just clawed my way back to NUF today
        May 12, 2019
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      4. akki
        akki
        Haha. You must have gotten in real deep if it took you several months to find your way back~
        May 12, 2019
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      5. HesheFell
        HesheFell
        VERY. I fell down the cliff these few days and had to climb back up again. Took me 9 days "_" Imma BLAA now. I read so many good books but was too addicted to stop & share them.
        May 21, 2019
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    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      1. HesheFell, Matsurika and Shem like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *internally debates whether he should catch her or not*
        May 11, 2019
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        May 11, 2019
      4. Matsurika
        May 12, 2019
    3. akki
      akki
      Wondering why the mouse isn’t working when it’s not even plugged in.....thank god it’s Friday today~
      1. Jiang Chen
        May 10, 2019
    4. akki
      akki
      What’s that, 3 number 7 buses have come together~ shitty bus service!
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Did you win a bus jackpot?
        May 10, 2019
    5. akki
      akki
      Grrr! Why did I forget my scarf today?
      1. GoldenGoddess likes this.
      2. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        *hugs*
        May 9, 2019
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *runs around with akki's scarf*
        May 9, 2019
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    6. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Oh! The Little mermaid :D
      1. akki
        akki
        I didn’t notice~
        May 8, 2019
    7. akki
      akki
      Ay ay ay there’s so much rain..
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        You should thank the banana. He's the main contributor.
        May 8, 2019
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        >.>
        I don't know if I'm supposed to say you're welcome or protest this treatment.
        May 8, 2019
      4. SummerForest
        SummerForest
        Thanks, banana:)
        May 8, 2019
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    8. GoldenGoddess
      GoldenGoddess
      Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
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    9. Donutmindme
      Donutmindme
      Forgive me, Akki, but I shall steal your heavenly coffee.
      21d.
      1. akki
        akki
        I’m fasting so meh~ :P
        May 6, 2019
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      2. Donutmindme
        Donutmindme
        Oh you’re fasting too.
        ^^)/
        May 6, 2019
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    11. akki
      akki
      It’s kinda funny when you see people play Tetris in their car boot after doing their weekly shopping~
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      3. Novetsu
        Novetsu
        oh.
        May 5, 2019
      4. SummerForest
        May 5, 2019
      5. Novetsu
        Novetsu
        hahaha tetrisfriends is going to die on may 31st.
        May 5, 2019
    12. akki
      akki
      What is the point of Roisin Conaty? She’s so fucking thick!
      1. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        never heard of her till now
        May 4, 2019
      2. akki
        akki
        She’s a British comedian. I very stupid one~
        May 5, 2019
    13. akki
      akki
      I see Temple run had a Holi festival version of the game. Interesting. I can’t wait for the Eid version to come out next month~
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    14. akki
      akki
      I can never understand why women wear sandals outside on rainy days~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        So they dont have to dry and clean out their expensive shoes/heels ?
        May 3, 2019
      3. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Beacuse their shoes aren’t water proof?? If they wear shoes, then once the insides get wet, it will feel like walking in mini pools~
        May 3, 2019
      4. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        Wet shoes ugh!
        May 3, 2019
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    15. akki
      akki
      Fuck! It’s pissing down with so much rain. I hope it stops by the time I finish work!
      1. GonZ555 and Femme Fatale like this.
      2. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        *pats* let's hope you are not part-gremlin
        May 2, 2019
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      3. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        yellow rain??
        May 2, 2019
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      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *poke some holes into an umbrella*
        May 2, 2019
    16. akki
      akki
      Why has Er Gen made his new novel’s mc more like Bai Xiaochun instead of Meng Hao? It ruins the novel for me~
    17. Bielt
      Bielt
      *comes to an high visibility place*
      *Plants flag*
      Come join mafia!
      *Sounds the horns*
      1. Shem likes this.
    18. akki
      akki
      5 weeks in I can finally log in at work~ Huzza!
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    19. akki
      akki
      Too busy reading I didn’t realise the bus has stopped and the driver is taking a break. Wtf man, you trying to make me late for work?!
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      2. akki
        akki
        @GoldenGoddess I’m off to work. If I walked it I would have been late for sure.

        @Femme Fatale I’ve seen drivers take breaks but it’s unusual for it to happen at 9 in the morning when everyone is rushing to work~
        Apr 30, 2019
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Drive the bus yourself @akki XD
        Apr 30, 2019
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      4. Novetsu
        Novetsu
        ^
        The only acceptable answer.
        B E C O M E the public transportation!
        Apr 30, 2019
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    20. akki
      akki
      Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffeeee, coffeeeeeee!
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      2. Clay.
        Clay.
        I guess you like Coffee
        Apr 29, 2019
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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