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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Stigma], Male, from Learning Morse Code On The 466th Floor

Past 4am and I’m still not sleepy. Where are them sheep at? I need to start counting.. Jan 16, 2019 at 4:12 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      Scarlett Moffatt sounds so fucking annoying~
      1. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        *googles* *reads reality television personality* What'd you expect?
        Dec 5, 2018
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Snooki from the jersey shore?
        Dec 5, 2018
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      3. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        OMG..Snooki hahaha
        Dec 5, 2018
        Archaic pickle likes this.
    2. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *jiiiiiiii*
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      2. akki
        akki
        Miiiiiiiiiii
        Dec 4, 2018
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        ... Fa sol la si do?
        Dec 4, 2018
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Buy me icons
        Dec 4, 2018
        AliceShiki likes this.
    3. akki
    4. akki
      akki
      Fact of the day: Bach wrote a cantata about coffee~
      1. akki
        akki
        No idea what a cantata is~
        Dec 1, 2018
    5. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      What do you call an elephant that is not important?
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        don't worry we will never kill you!




        We'll just bury you alive
        Dec 1, 2018
        AliceShiki and Sannnnn like this.
      3. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Kek
        Dec 1, 2018
      4. Sannnnn
        Sannnnn
        Bs stop bsing XD
        Dec 1, 2018
    6. akki
    7. Archaic pickle
      Archaic pickle
      You have two brown chicken eggs,
      One is safe to eat.
      How could you tell which is safe to eat only using a cup of water?
      1. Bad Storm likes this.
      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *wouldn't eat either of them, cos she doesn't like egg*
        '-'

        X
        Nov 30, 2018
      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        rotten one would float
        Nov 30, 2018
        Archaic pickle likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      I have £1 to spend. What snacks/sweets should I buy to make the most of my money?
      1. AhoDesuGa and Ruyue like this.
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      3. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Cheapest here is 2 dollars. 1 ain't enough.
        Nov 30, 2018
        AhoDesuGa likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Nov 30, 2018
        AhoDesuGa likes this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Milk chocolate isn't real chocolate
        Dec 1, 2018
        doomeye1337 and AhoDesuGa like this.
    9. Raneday
      Raneday
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *waters lovely*
        Nov 29, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
    10. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      *looks at your titles*
      '-'

      I wonder what you sell that makes you a shady merchant...
      X
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      3. akki
        akki
        Poor love. He was called a fake..
        Nov 28, 2018
      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        :( baka nah
        Nov 28, 2018
        akki likes this.
      5. Raneday
    11. Lovely
      Lovely
      reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      1. Kurono likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        37
        Nov 27, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        *flicks lovely's forehead 63 times*
        Nov 27, 2018
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        55?
        Nov 27, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
    12. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Psst What do you call a monkey that flies?
      1. Blitz likes this.
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        That was satisfying XD
        Nov 27, 2018
        Blitz likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        You call him Abu~ he’s Aladdin’s monkey. Nah I dunno haha~
        Nov 27, 2018
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      5. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Hehe
        It's called a flying Baboon. XD
        *boom**boom*
        Nov 27, 2018
        akki likes this.
    13. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Pops in through a portal and makes akki spell coffee on himself/herself/Apache Attach helicopter*
      BOO!
      That's for scaring the Lovely!
      *Disappears through the portal*
    14. Lhie
      Lhie
      Owo nice pp
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Yours too~
        Nov 26, 2018
        Lhie likes this.
    15. leegood
      leegood
      *boops akki*
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^) *pokes my head out of the pocket*
        Nov 26, 2018
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        *feeds you an apple*
        Nov 27, 2018
        leegood likes this.
      5. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^~) *nomnomnom*
        Nov 27, 2018
        akki likes this.
    16. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Why do the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?
      1. akki
        akki
        Because they are time travellers.

        Or they met truck-kun and reincarnated into the Stone Age~
        Nov 25, 2018
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Sounds Legit. :D
        Nov 25, 2018
        akki likes this.
    17. akki
      akki
      Library of Heaven’s Path is not a novel suitable for binge reading~
      1. Anown and Lovely like this.
    18. akki
      akki
      I’m craving doner kebab..
      1. orematcha and AhoDesuGa like this.
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Never had it before... but it looks really good
        Nov 23, 2018
      3. Ai chan
        Ai chan
        Ai-chan only knows donner party
        Nov 23, 2018
        Archaic pickle likes this.
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        <_< damn @Ai chan alot of people don't know about it, even in the country it happened in.
        (I'm impressed)
        Nov 23, 2018
    19. akki
      akki
      Hmm...my YouTube tab seems to have disappeared..
      1. Ruyue and Lovely like this.
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *close one of akki's tab*
        Nov 22, 2018
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        It truly was black magic. The tab disappeared but the youtube video was still playing. Couldn't find the tab so I had to close the whole thing~
        Nov 22, 2018
        GonZ555 and Ruyue like this.
      5. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        You have a ghost in your machine, Mate. *spooky*
        Nov 22, 2018
    20. 911
      911
      *set security camera and IP tracker in here*
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +365]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +365]

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