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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

I can kind of understand ASMR but some of these vids on YouTube are weird with the tapping and scratching~ Jun 4, 2020 at 4:24 PM

    1. akki
    2. Bielt
      Bielt
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      2. leegood
        leegood
        *.*)/
        Mar 26, 2020
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *waves to Akkihime-sama*
        Mar 27, 2020
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      4. Bielt
        Bielt
        Akkiii~!
        Come let's Rob*cough* find the treasure beyond the rainbow!
        Mar 27, 2020
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    3. akki
      akki
      It’s a pity some women feel insecure without makeup cos I gotta be honest the plain look can make them look so amazing~
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      2. pass1478
        pass1478
        As for guys, if you're ugly, then you're ugly. Accept it. Ain't no makeup gon make your shitfest of a face better (I speak from experience.) Well, there's plastic surgery I guess.
        Mar 25, 2020
      3. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        Mar 25, 2020
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      4. pass1478
        pass1478
        Damn right
        Mar 25, 2020
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    4. akki
      akki
      I just made the best coffee ever! And now I feel sad knowing that the next time I make coffee it won’t be this good~
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      2. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        xD it could be even better!!!
        Btw, have you tried making the "dalgona coffee" recipe?
        Mar 24, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Nope never tried it. I’ll have to see what it’s about~
        Mar 28, 2020
    5. Nyann
    6. akki
      akki
      Legend of Legends wtf man?!?!? What a shitty dumb ending!
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      2. imK
        imK
        Oh? What happened?
        Mar 22, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Random wedding to give the novel a happy ending~
        Mar 23, 2020
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    7. akki
      akki
      Arena was actually a pretty decent novel. Shame about that one dumb thing that ruins it a bit~
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        What was the dumb thing that ruined it?
        Mar 19, 2020
      2. akki
        akki
        I can’t tell you that. I don’t want to ruin it for you~
        Mar 19, 2020
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    8. akki
      akki
      C’mon people if ya wanna wear loose bottoms go for it. But can you please wear tight pants/boxers so that I don’t have see your butt crack~
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      2. pass1478
        pass1478
        Am fine if qt.
        Mar 17, 2020
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Imagine if they had "fun" at the beach, and now their "heart" mark is on display
        Mar 17, 2020
    9. littleshanks
      littleshanks
      *Shanks
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Hacking is not in my area of expertise~
        Mar 18, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Why can't I stab others?!?!?! Why can only others stab me!?!?!?
        Mar 18, 2020
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      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        Why can't a normal fish fly in the sky ophi?
        Mar 18, 2020
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    10. akki
      akki
      Btw thanks for the coffee. I forgot to say it earlier~ ☕️\(•~•)
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    11. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Akki, akki, between W and M. Which one should i pick?
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      2. akki
        akki
        You don’t read qidian novels? Or you don’t read on qidian website/app?
        Mar 16, 2020
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I dont read on qidian website/app..
        Mar 16, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        You can read them on another website. I’d post the site but NUF blocked me from posting it haha~
        Mar 16, 2020
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    12. akki
      akki
      I HATE BEING QUEASY!
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *gasp* didst thou run out of thy coffee?
        Mar 16, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        When I’m this queasy nothing helps except for sleep. And I can’t exactly do that while at work. Thankfully I’ve just finished now~
        Mar 16, 2020
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      5. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        well, have fun sleeping, then xD
        Mar 16, 2020
    13. akki
      akki
      Whoa whoa whoa! Did I just see that Arena has finally been completely translated? Well I’m off, I’ll see y’all later~
    14. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Would you rather discover a way to make amazing tasting coffee out of Ophious or have a dragon protect your coffee bean fields??
      1. akki
        akki
        When you say protect you mean for me or against me?
        Mar 15, 2020
      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Keep out people you don’t want getting into the fields.
        Mar 15, 2020
    15. akki
      akki
      Mans puffing away on his cigarette while having a coughing fit. What a fucking idiot~
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    16. akki
      akki
      Having to slap myself to stay awake. Bad times man~
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      3. akki
        akki
        @Femme Fatale sure if you want. *uses @Osamaru shield*

        @Zheya I’m not an M. I’m not hitting myself really hard. I just need that occasional shock to jolt me awake.
        Mar 10, 2020
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Mar 10, 2020
      5. Zheya
        Zheya
        @akki Never said you are... unless?
        Mar 10, 2020
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    18. akki
      akki
      3 guys at work are huddled around a big tub eating chicken biryani on their lunch break. Feel so jealous!
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *holds down urge to make a BL joke about akki's comment*
        What did you eat on lunch break?
        Mar 9, 2020
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      3. akki
        akki
        Make the joke. I can’t see where it is.

        I had a sandwich and I regret it. Felt so stuffed. Don’t usually eat lunch at work. Normally I’d go home and eat after work
        Mar 9, 2020
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    19. SquadCammander354
      SquadCammander354
      You know what I think? I think that your human touch on us doggos is heavenly, so be a part of my harem, where you can pat and pet us everyday! (">w<)o
      1. akki
        akki
        Sorry, I’m a cat person~
        Mar 8, 2020
    20. An Anime Addict
      An Anime Addict
      Hey man, i heard from a trusted source here that you were being chased by many guys* on nuf for a long time( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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      2. akki
        akki
        *coughs* who have you been talking to? I want names, locations, contact numbers.
        Mar 8, 2020
      3. An Anime Addict
        An Anime Addict
        Name would be cat, location earth and contact number is nuf.....
        Mar 8, 2020
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Mar 8, 2020
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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