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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Thanks for the coffee disguised as hot chocolate~
      1. Coffea to Ell likes this.
    2. Issis
      Issis
      Are you sleeping?
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      2. Issis
        Issis
        *doodles on your forehead and cheeks*
        Feb 28, 2023
      3. akki
        akki
        *stabs you with my doodle pen* who has time for sleep when I can read~
        Feb 28, 2023
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      4. Issis
        Issis
        *coughs blood* w-what..
        Mar 1, 2023
    3. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon?
      1. otaku31 and ikhors like this.
      2. ikhors
        ikhors
        I wish for a chocolate heart!!!
        Feb 27, 2023
        akki likes this.
      3. otaku31
        otaku31
        Gimme!
        Feb 27, 2023
        akki likes this.
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        I! I! Notice me sempai!
        Feb 27, 2023
        akki likes this.
    4. akki
      akki
      Honey roasted peanuts are surprisingly yummy~
      1. Blitz and Tilgarial like this.
    5. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon?
      1. Lovelybutter
        Feb 25, 2023
        akki likes this.
      2. PeanutButter and 23 others
        Feb 25, 2023
        akki likes this.
    6. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      AKKI!
      *Kicks down the door*
      *Stuffs the door in the bag with kidnapped donuts and smol child with pie on face *
      I am borrowing with every intention of returning you wig!
      *Steals your hair*
      I will be right back!
      *Goes through the secret door in the fireplace*
      1. ikhors likes this.
      2. ikhors
        ikhors
        *eats some pie of the pie spilled on me* hey this isn't so bad
        Feb 19, 2023
      3. ikhors
        ikhors
        can i be dragged around nicely?
        Feb 19, 2023
    7. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      Do you want to get adopted as my nephew? I'll be the coolest aunt!
      1. akki
        akki
        Thanks for the offer but I will pass. My family here is already crazy big. I don’t want to extend it anymore~
        Feb 18, 2023
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      2. sleepandeatallday
        Feb 18, 2023
    8. akki
      akki
      Anyone want a Valentine’s Day icon?
      1. xiao Yi likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Went to town for a walk today and saw some hot redheads~ *happy*
      1. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        looooooooool, bro
        Feb 15, 2023
    10. akki
      akki
      You know it’s fucking annoying that all jelly babies sweets I find in shops are not suitable for vegetarians!
      1. One Perfect Veteran likes this.
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I dont remember akki being vegetarian...
        Feb 11, 2023
      4. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        Yuck...pig fat in a candy?!?!EWW!
        Feb 11, 2023
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      5. ikhors
        ikhors
        pig fat is a pretty common thing in candies i'm pretty sure , especially in gelatin based candies!
        Feb 11, 2023
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    11. Emmyy
      Emmyy
      Nice avi..how's my fav redhead? Still drinking mega amounts of coffee?
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Of course. Coffee is a must in life~

        So, what’s the loss count at you blackjack addict?
        Feb 11, 2023
      3. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        Haha...we all have our own little *addictions*
        Feb 11, 2023
    12. HesheFell
      HesheFell
      Still posting regularly I see. Last time I saw you, it was on a (status)dungeon floor.
      1. akki
        akki
        YOUOY (•~•)/

        On and off for me lately. Too busy reading any novel I can find lol~
        Jan 30, 2023
    13. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      [Congratulations, you have encountered a stray sleepandeatallday. It appears quite friendly. Would you like to pet it? Yes or No]
      1. I Am Made Of Memories
        Feb 4, 2023
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      2. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        /ᐠ。▿。ᐟ\*ᵖᵘʳʳ*
        Feb 5, 2023
    14. akki
      akki
      The Walking Dead and it’s offshoot is like doing the dishes. It’s boring with a lot of rinse and repeat~
    15. akki
      akki
      Any novel that starts with mc getting rank SSS skill/talent from the start is so boring~
      1. Writer_Luna, mako_png and ikhors like this.
    16. akki
      akki
      Slapping is now a sport. Wtf is going on?!?!
      1. hypersniper159 and ikhors like this.
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      3. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        Nether do I, but compared to all the other sports where you run to throw a ball in a area it's refreshing... still dumb... giving out free concussions there!
        Jan 21, 2023
        hypersniper159, GonZ555 and Tilgarial like this.
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        don't worry, there's american football!
        you get balls and concussions. two in one
        Jan 21, 2023
      5. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        It’s been sport for long time it’s funny when they pass out
        Feb 4, 2023
    17. Dophystry
      Dophystry
      can i have my o back
      1. ikhors and GonZ555 like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *gives you back the o for the low price of $100* now pay up~
        Jan 19, 2023
      3. Dophystry
        Dophystry
        i have no money to give, i am but a mere duck. i have bread, will that suffice?
        Jan 20, 2023
      4. akki
        akki
        Sure. I’ll take all your bread~
        Jan 21, 2023
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    18. akki
      akki
      Anyone here had this Prime drink? Is that waste of money worth it?
    19. akki
      akki
      Walking down memory lane~
      1. hypersniper159 likes this.
      2. hypersniper159
        hypersniper159
        how many potholes?
        Jan 13, 2023
    20. akki
      akki
      Morning all~
      1. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        Good morning
        Jan 12, 2023
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        Jan 12, 2023
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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