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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from Planning Kame’s Birthday Party On The 469th Floor

It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve had it, but that first sip of coffee of the day so good~ Jul 19, 2019 at 7:17 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      I’m only taking little sips so how is this drink finishing so quickly?
      1. Shem and Nyann like this.
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      3. waterfall_fairy
        waterfall_fairy
        Take a sip of this refreshing Lemonade it is bottomless..unlimited sips guaranteed..^○^
        Apr 24, 2019
      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        I need some milk.
        Apr 24, 2019
      5. Shiksha_12
        Shiksha_12
        May be the number of sips have increased or the amount you are gulping in each sip is more
        Apr 25, 2019
    2. akki
      akki
      I’m loving getting on the bus and not seeing shitty bratty kids. If only it could always be like this~
      1. Kurono and Potatoes like this.
    3. akki
      akki
      Recently I’ve seen so many Forgotten Title threads looking for BL novels. What is up with that?
      1. Kurono, Shem and Clay. like this.
      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        That people are forgetting BL titles because they are too hard to remember?
        Apr 22, 2019
        Clay. likes this.
      3. Clay.
        Clay.
        That's one of the 7 mysteries of the world~ (o.O)
        Apr 22, 2019
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Probably lots of bl has been translated hmmm
        Apr 22, 2019
    4. akki
      akki
      Finding £5 note in my wallet that I didn’t know was in there was a very nice surprise~
      1. Clay., Potatoes and Kurono like this.
      2. GoldenGoddess
        Apr 22, 2019
      3. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Well, I also found a note in my wallet, with 1 million written on it...
        Apr 22, 2019
    5. Maid Chan
      Maid Chan
      That profile pic is just
      1. Kurono and Nyann like this.
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      3. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        Yeah that was like
        Apr 22, 2019
      4. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        You know
        Apr 22, 2019
      5. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        I was talking about the pocky
        Apr 22, 2019
    6. akki
      akki
      The guy named his grandson Vauxhall.......there’s bad naming sense and then there’s retards~
      1. Kurono likes this.
    7. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Pokes akki in the muscly bits*
      I don't know weather to tell you to put your shirt back on or lose it completely....
      1. 911 and Nyann like this.
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      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        NO WAIT!
        *Takes the Cot. Kirk costume back*
        Try this!
        *Gives him a Aragorn costume instead*
        Mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
        *Nosebleed*
        Apr 21, 2019
      4. Nyann
        Nyann
        .... Tsk.

        I like @akki's "costume" jic. It would be best if he puts on his stripper costume as well.
        Apr 21, 2019
      5. Twilight Fox
    8. akki
      akki
      Watching Home Alone and I had a thought, how awesome would it be if MacGyver was the one coming up with all the traps~
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      2. Novetsu
        Novetsu
        The best part about this thread is I've never watched home alone lol.
        Apr 20, 2019
      3. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        That is...
        BLASPHEMY!!!
        Apr 20, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        But have you watched MacGyver? *lols* @Novetsu
        Apr 20, 2019
        Novetsu and One Perfect Veteran like this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Are there any cartoons out there where the cat gets the mouse?
      1. Kurono likes this.
      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        probably but that would be the last episode :(
        Apr 19, 2019
        Nyann likes this.
    10. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *thumbs up*
      1. Nyann likes this.
      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        *peeks*.... *nods in approval as well*
        Apr 18, 2019
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        You guys are looking at the pocky as well? Shoo shoo~ it’s mine!
        Apr 18, 2019
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        y-yeah...that's what we're looking at
        Apr 18, 2019
        Nyann likes this.
    11. akki
      akki
      Third time I’m seeing this guy. What the hell is going on?
      1. Yul B Allwright likes this.
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        a sign?
        Apr 18, 2019
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        A stalker?
        Apr 18, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Old school friend. Don’t see him for 10 years and then suddenly I’ve seen him 3 times already this year~
        Apr 18, 2019
    12. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      *looks at your avi*
      Looks delicious.
      (*p*)

      X
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *keeps staring*
        (*p*)
        *doesn't hear akki*
        (*p*)

        X
        Apr 17, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Yup, you’re definitely looking at the pocky. Back off it’s mine!
        Apr 17, 2019
      4. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        ...so...smexy...
        (*p*)

        X
        Apr 17, 2019
    13. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      Who handles your shady business when you're not around?
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      2. akki
        akki
        We are everywhere. We could be your neighbours, your friends, your co-workers or even your family...
        Apr 17, 2019
      3. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Is there any way to identify you lot?
        Apr 17, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        You don't identify us. We identify you. When there's profit to be made, we will be there. When you're in need of something, we will be there. When there's people to scam, we will be there.
        Apr 17, 2019
    14. littleshanks
      littleshanks
      *stalks
      1. Das
        Das
        ^^^
        Apr 13, 2019
    15. akki
      akki
      43. What is 43?
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        The answer to the meaning of life +1?
        Apr 10, 2019
      2. OnceandFutureLurker
      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        A number.
        X
        Apr 10, 2019
    16. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Akki, have you ever had hair that wasn't red?
      1. akki
        akki
        Plenty of times~
        Apr 8, 2019
    17. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 5 - Bug: RIP~
      1. Effugium likes this.
      2. DocB
        DocB
        it's not a bug, it is a glitch.
        if you grab a chair, put it in the corner and jump on it, you can clip that wall, just drop down and aim for the cutscene trigger
        Apr 8, 2019
        akki likes this.
    18. OnceandFutureLurker
      OnceandFutureLurker
      Sunday, April 7 is National Coffee Cake Day 2019 in United States of America. As a dedicated coffee drinker do you celebrate it even though you live in the UK ?
      1. akki
        akki
        I do like eating coffee cake but nope. Didn’t know it was a thing.
        Apr 8, 2019
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    19. akki
      akki
      A sudden foot cramp is scary~
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      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        to prevent possible gout
        Apr 7, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        @GonZ555 why it’s scary or why have salt?
        Apr 8, 2019
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Both
        Apr 8, 2019
    20. akki
      akki
      Selecting a password is such a bitch nowadays~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Ditto.
        Apr 6, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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