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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [ѕєяιαℓ ѕнσσ’єя], Male, from Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it~ Nov 19, 2017 at 7:39 PM

    1. Lovely
      Lovely
      <.<
      >.>
      *put sign*
      *free bones!*
      @Himari look! is free!
      1. yuzuki, Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        ......
        But she's more interested in cadavers. I'm not complete without my skin. I think @Lovely is better for hurricane...
        Oct 25, 2017
        jamechi, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        D:
        nuuuu!
        it is free!
        lovely can run fast! <,<
        >.>
        Oct 25, 2017
        Matsurika and akki like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      I just noticed~ this icon works really well with my avi
      1. Shem
        Shem
        *thumbs up*
        Oct 25, 2017
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *puffs chest*
        Oct 25, 2017
        akki and jamechi like this.
    3. GonZ555
      GonZ555
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        No `-` I don't like meatballs Σ(。>艸<。)
        Oct 25, 2017
        GonZ555 likes this.
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Looks back at GonZ*
        Oct 25, 2017
        GonZ555 likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        .....I wanna eat meatballs now
        Oct 25, 2017
        leegood and GonZ555 like this.
    4. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      So, Akki, to give you a bit of context. I have rescently gained the power to summon meatbuns.
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      2. akki
        akki
        .......look below~ I'm a meatbun devourer!
        Oct 24, 2017
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Curve Balls a Wild @GonZ555 into Akki's Skull*
        Oct 24, 2017
      4. Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal
        Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal
        Akki-san, that doesn't seem to be a problem for her.
        Oct 24, 2017
    5. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *bites*
      1. Lovely, akki and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *goes to the doctor to get checked out*
        Oct 25, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    6. Steamed Meat Bun
      Steamed Meat Bun
      *stares at you to start campaigning for bun rights*
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      2. Steamed Meat Bun
        Steamed Meat Bun
        *gets 'steamed up' about it*
        *starts firing piping hot steam buns*
        Oct 24, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        *swallows one*
        *gets burnt*
        *gets a basket and catches the piping hot steam buns*
        I'll eat them later~
        Oct 24, 2017
        Steamed Meat Bun likes this.
      4. Steamed Meat Bun
        Steamed Meat Bun
        *continues steaming*
        Oct 24, 2017
    7. AnAngryLinguist
      AnAngryLinguist
      Good job reviving 316 times. What will kill you next, @akki?
      1. akki
        akki
        Probably a chair as always~
        Oct 24, 2017
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    8. Bielt
      1. Lovely, Matsurika, akki and 1 other person like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks~
        Oct 24, 2017
        Bielt likes this.
      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        *blobsmile*
        ^^)/
        You are welcome!
        Oct 24, 2017
        akki likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Don't think about your fear, think about your goal~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Oct 24, 2017
        brasca123 likes this.
      4. leegood
        leegood
        No~
        Oct 24, 2017
      5. brasca123
        brasca123
        *rolls laughing*

        Look at her location! I'm not that shameless!!! >.<

        *group hugs*
        Oct 24, 2017
    10. akki
      akki
      Why do people ask for the direction but then ignore what you say and go a different way?
      1. brasca123, yuzuki and Koalala like this.
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      3. brasca123
        brasca123
        I mean, is it really that hard to say the name of the roads!? It makes things a loooooooooooooot easier!!! >.<
        Oct 24, 2017
      4. leegood
        leegood
        Senpai, the place you were looking for is around a statue that looks funny.
        Oct 24, 2017
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      5. brasca123
        brasca123
        Thank you Lee-chan! *hugs*

        *walks for 10s*

        Excuse me princess, could you give me the directions to the place I'm looking for?
        Oct 24, 2017
    11. akki
      akki
      Dammit I dunno why but I've got Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On song stuck in my head..
      1. Notaborax likes this.
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      3. leegood
        leegood
        The music holds you captive~
        Oct 23, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Haha true~I don't think I even heard it recently so no idea how it got into my head
        Oct 23, 2017
      5. Notaborax
        Notaborax
        PLEASE DONT STAHP THE MUSAC
        Oct 23, 2017
    12. Anon Ymous
      Anon Ymous
      1. AnAngryLinguist likes this.
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      3. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        *glomps*
        Oct 23, 2017
        AnAngryLinguist likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Oct 23, 2017
        AnAngryLinguist, leegood and Shem like this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *kicks akki*
        Oct 23, 2017
    13. Himari
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Coffee lowers risk of death...next time you try to kill me I'm throwing coffee at you haha
        Oct 23, 2017
        AnAngryLinguist likes this.
      3. Himari
        Himari
        sorry but I'm immune to it :p
        Oct 23, 2017
    14. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *sleeps on sofa* g'night~❤
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        G'morning~ ❤️
        Oct 23, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Morning
        Oct 23, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Good afternoon~
        Oct 23, 2017
    15. akki
      akki
      Hmmm don't think I've done this with the Halloween ones~ who wants an icon? Only getting 5~
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      3. leegood
        leegood
        Icon~?
        Oct 22, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        yup~ want one?
        Oct 22, 2017
      5. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        No thanks
        Oct 23, 2017
        Aris12 likes this.
    16. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Good morning~! ❤
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Good afternoon~ ❤️
        Oct 22, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        But it's morning...
        Oct 22, 2017
      4. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Goodmorning~
        Oct 23, 2017
    17. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      *glomps*
      *scatters flowers*゜゚・*✿❀。:°ஐʚ♥ɞஐ°:。*❀✿*・゚
      1. akki, Matsurika and Osamaru like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Aiieeeeeeeeee~ *glomps*
        Oct 22, 2017
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    18. akki
      akki
      Now the dark begins to rise..
      1. leegood and Matsurika like this.
      2. leegood
        leegood
        Save your breath, it's far from over
        Oct 21, 2017
        Matsurika and akki like this.
    19. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      hey akki, can AI have some coffee?
      *Moves Akki's jaw for him*
      Totally Akki: Oh yes Twilight! You can definitely have all the coffee you want!
      Thx!
      *Takes the coffee and runs away*
      1. akki
        akki
        @Ophious stock up on coffee. I need to "borrow" more from you again~
        Oct 21, 2017
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Already did
        Oct 21, 2017
    20. jamechi
      jamechi
      Rika looks better than you
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      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        Wow, akki was looking for avis and not rika?!
        Oct 21, 2017
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Haha~
        Oct 22, 2017
      4. Alina Moktan
        Oct 23, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Home Page:
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/author/akki.8743
    Location:
    Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor
    Occupation:
    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +325]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +325]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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