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Past 4am and I’m still not sleepy. Where are them sheep at? I need to start counting.. Jan 16, 2019 at 4:12 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      I think I just found Barney Stinson’s lookalike~
      1. Bakaturq and 911 like this.
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Are you sure it ain't the real one?
        Nov 22, 2018
    2. akki
      akki
      ‘Tis cold~
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        Turn on the heater~
        Nov 21, 2018
    3. Raneday
      Raneday
      1. Lovely and Osamaru like this.
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        Why you throwing me, I am innocent!
        Nov 21, 2018
        Raneday likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Because its fun. You should try throwing yourself and you'll see what I'm talking about~
        Nov 21, 2018
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        Nov 21, 2018
    4. akki
      akki
      The time is 21:03
      1. Ruyue likes this.
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        The time is 4:06
        Nov 20, 2018
      3. True King Kettle
        True King Kettle
        The time 21:33
        Nov 20, 2018
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        the time is 13:34
        Nov 21, 2018
    5. akki
      akki
      Smoked cheese smells so niiiiiiiiiice~
      1. Kurono and Bad Storm like this.
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        *gasps*

        I got the popcorn ready! Now when is rika gonna kill akki?
        Nov 21, 2018
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        who knows jamjam

        Rika's not active anymore
        Nov 21, 2018
        jamechi likes this.
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        @Matsurika wjy are you dead both here and discord?!?!?!
        Nov 21, 2018
    6. akki
      akki
      Paper is more ticklish than you think, think about that next time you write something.
      1. orematcha and Poor_Hero like this.
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      3. Ryuubii
        Ryuubii
        That does not stop me from disliking to write. My hand gets tired quick.
        Nov 16, 2018
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        My Braille joke didn't go over well huh?
        Nov 16, 2018
      5. akki
        akki
        I thought it was amusing~
        Nov 16, 2018
    7. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      You live in a one storey house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be?
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      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        That's some good way to circumvent the main word play of the riddle xD
        Nov 14, 2018
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Does having a basement Stoll count as one storey
        Nov 14, 2018
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        *does a quick search*
        It counts as a storey.
        Nov 14, 2018
    8. Raneday
      Raneday
      why are you scaring @Lovely on the 464th floor?
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      3. akki
        akki
        It had to be done~

        We do need a new location now~
        Nov 14, 2018
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      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        D:
        *sobs*
        mamaaa *hides behind* @Bielt
        Nov 14, 2018
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      5. Bielt
        Bielt
        Wah!
        Bad akki!

        *Hug and protect lovely*
        Nov 14, 2018
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    9. akki
      akki
      *reads the reviews for The City Of Terror* person A says its like The Ultimate Evolution~
      1. Lovely and Ruyue like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *reads the reviews for The Ultimate Evolution* person B says it’s like Terror Infinity~
        Nov 13, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *reads the reviews for Terror Infinity* person C says it’s like Gantz~
        Nov 13, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        I give up~ *doesn’t read reviews on Gantz*
        Nov 13, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
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    11. jamechi
      jamechi
      Please don't stop my tempo~

      *goes on a killing spree* \o/
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        XP XP XP
        Nov 14, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        *blocks the stab with cola* I knew keeping this can would be a good idea~
        Nov 14, 2018
        AliceShiki likes this.
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        Good thing that's actually a Pepsi can
        Nov 14, 2018
        AliceShiki likes this.
    12. akki
      akki
      9-5-5-9-7-5-5-9-5-5-9-5-5
    13. akki
      akki
      8-6-5-5
      1. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        -8
        Nov 10, 2018
    14. akki
      akki
      All hail VOXI! All hail VOXI! All hail VOXI!
      1. Lovely likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        I dunno. Saw it on some tv advert~
        Nov 9, 2018
        Ruyue and Lovely like this.
      4. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Oh okay, i thought it was something important lol
        Nov 9, 2018
      5. static7s
        static7s
        *refuses*
        Nov 9, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
    15. akki
      akki
      When it starts pissing down with rain just after you get to your destination. Phew~ I'm so fucking lucky!
      1. Poor_Hero, Lovely and Bad Storm like this.
      2. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        good for u
        Nov 8, 2018
    16. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        No. Cos he’s dead and obv can’t get married~
        Nov 8, 2018
        Lovely, GonZ555 and Bad Storm like this.
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        But if he's playing possum?
        Nov 8, 2018
      5. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        I actually tried searching posthumous marriage and saw that it was possible under some conditions haha. So strange
        Nov 8, 2018
    17. akki
      akki
      Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he starves to death cos he’s too lazy to go fishing.....you murderer!
      1. Poor_Hero, Raneday, GonZ555 and 3 others like this.
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      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        His fault to ask for help from me.
        Nov 8, 2018
        Poor_Hero and GonZ555 like this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        wait so @Ophious is...


        Rest in Pepperoni Ophi!
        Nov 9, 2018
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I ain't that lazy!
        Nov 9, 2018
    18. akki
      akki
      It would be cool if there were fireworks icons for Guy Fawkes Night~
      1. Lovely and Ruyue like this.
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        >_> I'm still wondering why that's a holiday/event
        Nov 5, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        The gunpowder plot failed and King James I didn’t get killed. Then they started to celebrate this with fireworks~
        Nov 5, 2018
        Ruyue and Archaic pickle like this.
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Yeah I looked it up before, did they name it after him for a sense of Schadenfreude?
        Just seems weird to celebrate with fireworks for a plot to bomb the house of Lord's, ironic?
        Nov 5, 2018
        Bad Storm and Ruyue like this.
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      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        What's that for hooman? ヘ(^・・^=)~
        Nov 4, 2018
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    20. akki
      akki
      A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        The window while being bodyblock by another person next to him.
        Nov 4, 2018
      3. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Why would a claustrophobic person enter a train??
        Nov 4, 2018
      4. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Last carriage/ on engine/ in front of the train/ behind the train
        Nov 4, 2018
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +365]

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