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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Chicken Guardian], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

New game V7 round 2: how long in minutes will I be out for today. The closest will win $100. FYI it’s a nice sunny day~ May 9, 2021 at 12:27 PM

    1. Clumsy Soul
      Clumsy Soul
      *kicks the door*
      Be happy that I, Soul have decided to grace you with my presence, you mere hooman. Now, serve me the best coffee you have.
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      2. akki
        akki
        Coffee? Sure. But wait, you’re a soul. Souls can’t have coffee. It’s okay I’ll have the coffee in your stead~ *sips coffee*
        Jan 1, 2021
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      3. Clumsy Soul
        Clumsy Soul
        Hoomans are really naive creatures. We souls have been upgraded and now we can do everything you hoomans can do whenever we want.
        Jan 1, 2021
    2. Rishmask
      Rishmask
      Who is akki?
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      2. ViburnumDraco
        ViburnumDraco
        ....right
        Dec 29, 2020
      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        ...
        Dec 29, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        *coughs* akki is late~
        Dec 29, 2020
    3. akki
      akki
      I miss the days when there used to be mass releases over Christmas~
      1. ViburnumDraco and blues86 like this.
    4. Archaic pickle
      Archaic pickle
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I like this one. Heard the song many times on TikTok. Shame I can’t play the guitar~
        Dec 27, 2020
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    5. akki
      akki
      It’s weird when you see an almost bald guy getting a haircut at the barbers~
      1. FIEND likes this.
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      3. otaku31
        otaku31
        The barber used to charge my grandpa extra even tho he has few hairs left. I figure the extra was for searching for hair to cut before running the scissors. XD
        Dec 27, 2020
        HazyPrecise and akki like this.
      4. Stopitgetaway
        Stopitgetaway
        Even reading that reply was an insult to my eyes. Why should I thank you, @baldnoob?
        Dec 27, 2020
      5. Sayne
        Sayne
        smh, truly a hopeless tsundere
        Dec 27, 2020
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    6. Raneday
      Raneday
      Who's that akki?

      you irl?!
      1. akki
        akki
        Think it’s a model. Saw this pic on Pinterest~
        Dec 27, 2020
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    7. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      *stabs stabs* meery christmas akki~
      1. akki
        akki
        I see which list you’re going on. No presents for you~

        Merry Christmas~
        Dec 27, 2020
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      2. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        QAQ super cruel akki chan!
        *stab stab*
        Dec 28, 2020
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    8. akki
      akki
      What is it about mouth ulcers, that despite the pain, makes you want to prod them with your tongue?
      1. Kinleygifty likes this.
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Definitely because you know it's there.
        Dec 19, 2020
      3. FIEND
        FIEND
        Herpes
        Dec 24, 2020
    9. akki
      akki
      Bad times when you get 2 mouth ulcers at the same time~
      1. applebeans
        applebeans
        ouch--
        Dec 18, 2020
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      2. FIEND
        FIEND
        u aint flossin
        Dec 24, 2020
    10. akki
      akki
      RIP ice cream man~
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        why you kill ice cream D:
        Dec 16, 2020
        ViburnumDraco likes this.
    11. akki
      akki
      Thanks for the icon~
      1. XxVioletxX likes this.
      2. XxVioletxX
        XxVioletxX
        you are welcome ^^
        Dec 14, 2020
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    12. Raneday
      Raneday
      Sooooo Akki


      How many redheads should I kill to make the best Gingerale?
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        But they're the main ingredients for making Gingerale yanno
        Dec 7, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Dye @Ophious hair red and you can make lots of ginger ale by resurrecting him over and over again~
        Dec 13, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        ?!?!!?!!?!???!?????
        Dec 14, 2020
    13. akki
      akki
      Out on my walk I see a discarded Pepsi bottle with yellow coloured liquid inside. God I hope that’s not what I think it is~
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      2. HazyPrecise
        HazyPrecise
        It could be oil? Like those cheap oil that's sometimes being sold on the roadside illegally instead of petrol?
        Nov 22, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Nov 22, 2020
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Yeah that's pee
        Nov 22, 2020
    14. akki
      akki
      Last night I slept on my left side. So why is it that my right shoulder is hurting in the morning?
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      2. Pachia320
        Pachia320
        Lol!! Is this called two timing?
        Nov 20, 2020
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      3. Clumsy Soul
        Clumsy Soul
        His left side is definitely a playbone. ◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗
        Nov 20, 2020
      4. NanaKon
        NanaKon
        the right shoulder's jealous
        Nov 20, 2020
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    15. akki
      akki
      Which 3 day weekend is better, Friday, Saturday and Sunday or Saturday, Sunday and Monday?
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      2. akki
        akki
        I was gna ask if you’re family was Irish or Scottish. A lot of redheads there~
        Nov 20, 2020
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      3. Kiss
        Kiss
        *nod*
        It's like a "cliche" but redhead search on UK side, and blond Nordic country~
        *They are the most common in these place*
        Nov 20, 2020
      4. FIEND
        FIEND
        Sat sun mon
        Fuck mondays
        Dec 24, 2020
    16. akki
      akki
      Black Veil Brides. Its been a while~
      1. melomarl likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        a
        Nov 16, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        b
        Nov 16, 2020
    17. samira01
      samira01
      meaning coffee lover....a non-sleeping/ zombie manga reader he he..!! If so, We both don't sleep much because we can stop reading mangas!!
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Sleep is for the weak~
        Nov 17, 2020
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    18. akki
      akki
      What is up with the ending of This MC Is Kickass? The novel wasn’t great but why the writer gotta ruin for me with that BL-ish side story?
      1. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        |_・) BL?
        Nov 14, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Chocolate twists are so yummy!
      1. Finalbeta and Anra7777 like this.
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        I like the ones where they're generous with the amount of chocolate on them~
        Nov 12, 2020
      4. NanaKon
        NanaKon
        *mouth waters*
        Nov 12, 2020
      5. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        They sound yummy!
        Nov 12, 2020
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    20. akki
      akki
      I always thought “sayonara” was a Spanish word until I watched an episode of Bleach..
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      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        because i wanted to. on something i been curious about , why do you delete your !freemoney etc posts in the games ?
        Nov 11, 2020
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      3. akki
        akki
        So that no one quotes me~
        Nov 12, 2020
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      4. yuki_no_hana
        yuki_no_hana
        I thought I was the only one....keke
        Nov 13, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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