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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [ѕєяιαℓ ѕнσσ’єя], Male, from Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it~ Nov 19, 2017 at 7:39 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      _ A L F / _ I _ L F _ I E _ _ ~movie
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        RALF/FINLFJIERD?
        Oct 20, 2017
      4. leegood
        leegood
        Half/Life 3 Confirmed?
        Oct 20, 2017
      5. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Half Girlfriend?
        Oct 23, 2017
        Aris12 likes this.
    2. akki
      akki
      Never marry anyone you could not sit next to on a three day business trip~
      1. Skullie
        Skullie
        True nya!!!
        *cry in a corner since I can’t stay still*
        Oct 20, 2017
    3. akki
      akki
      Tosh tosh tosh tosh tosh tosh tosh!
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      2. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Hash hash hash hash hash hash hash hash hash hash!
        Oct 20, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash
        Oct 20, 2017
      4. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Ash lash sash
        Oct 23, 2017
    4. akki
      akki
      _ A I L _ O U _ E / _ O _ K ~movie/song
      1. Nieverto likes this.
      2. Nieverto
        Nieverto
        jailhouse rock?
        Oct 19, 2017
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Correct~
        Oct 19, 2017
        Nieverto likes this.
    5. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Dummo~
      1. Osamaru and akki like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Just saw your status~ fatso
        Oct 18, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *pats the chubby burdie*
        Oct 18, 2017
      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        XD
        Happy pyoo~
        Oct 18, 2017
        akki and Osamaru like this.
    6. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Ur points r so high!
      1. akki
        akki
        I got 100 for reaching 10k messages~
        Oct 18, 2017
        Pyoo likes this.
      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Oooohhh! I was wondering wyy the points one suddenly got changed a lot (?)
        Oct 18, 2017
    7. akki
      akki
      _ E A U _ I _ U _ / _ E _ A I _ _ ~guess the song
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      2. akki
        akki
        *ding ding ding*

        B E A U T I F U L / R E M A I N S ~
        Oct 18, 2017
        Rae likes this.
      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ yaay
        Who did u kill akki?!
        Oct 18, 2017
      4. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Wow you win
        Oct 23, 2017
        Aris12 likes this.
    8. Notaborax
      Notaborax
      ooh late gratz on reaching 10k message posts!!
      1. akki likes this.
      2. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Congrats!
        Oct 16, 2017
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Thanks~
        Oct 16, 2017
      4. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Congrats
        Oct 23, 2017
        Aris12 likes this.
    9. Lovely
      Lovely
      shall we reap some lifes?
      nya *w*
      1. akki, Bielt and Matsurika like this.
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      3. Himari
        Himari
        gimme your best shot
        Oct 16, 2017
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      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        great our target is so cooperative nya
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. Himari
        Himari
        and prepare for 10 times of my retaliation
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    10. Himari
      Himari
      @Matsurika






      akki's being targeted by rane the reaper?
      1. akki, Lovely and Matsurika like this.
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        o.o
        scythe team \o/
        Oct 16, 2017
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      4. Himari
        Himari
        oh Lovely my Lovely




        *throws @Lovely's head to mars*



        gimme some souvenirs later~
        Oct 16, 2017
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      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        D:
        my head Q.Q
        Oct 16, 2017
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    11. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Mushrooms *w*
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      3. Himari
        Himari
        akki play dead
        Oct 16, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        *dances*
        Oct 16, 2017
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      5. Himari
        Himari
        good job akki's soul




        now that your body's playing dead

        it's time for the surgery to be done now
        Oct 16, 2017
    12. akki
      akki
      Red sun outside looks wikd~
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      2. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        My mum thought it was the end of the world for a while
        Oct 16, 2017
        akki likes this.
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Didn't notice....
        Oct 16, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Oct 16, 2017
    13. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Good morning~! ❤
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        Good morning o/
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        G'morning~ ❤️
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Gmorning
        Oct 23, 2017
        Aris12 likes this.
    14. Anon Ymous
      Anon Ymous
      trench coat!? flasher aunt?
    15. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      Perfect legs for that~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Nice legs~ perfect for what? And whose legs are those?
        Oct 15, 2017
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      3. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        These are mine and their for a lap pillow
        Oct 15, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Ohh~ yup they would be
        Oct 15, 2017
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    16. DeanRae
      DeanRae
      *rolls around and strikes a pose* *wiggle wiggle* *poke* *runs away*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *records everything with the hidden cameras*
        Oct 15, 2017
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    17. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      AAAAAAKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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      2. akki
        akki
        I have 1 annoying and 1 cute niece. Let's not tell the annoying one about the club~ lol
        Oct 14, 2017
        Bielt and Pyoo like this.
      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ lol~
        Oct 14, 2017
        akki and Bielt like this.
      4. Himari
        Himari
        *dials the loli protector police*
        Oct 14, 2017
    18. Dark Angel
      1. akki
        akki
        Oi
        Oct 14, 2017
      2. Dark Angel
        Dark Angel
        tired and bored...
        Oct 14, 2017
    19. akki
      akki
      Halfway through her yogurt my niece complains it's sour and she doesn't want it...dummo!
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      2. Poor_Hero
        Oct 13, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        5 years old~
        Oct 13, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Ahahaha ofc she'd do that :v I bet it was strawberry lol
        Oct 13, 2017
    20. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      I miss mong-chan! Bring him back
      1. brasca123 and akki like this.
      2. Himari
        Himari
        err errr








        *runs away*
        Oct 14, 2017
      3. Himari
        Himari
        I though that mong chan from the fridge was the ration last month!!!



        blame @brasca123
        Oct 14, 2017
      4. brasca123
        brasca123
        Why is it my fault!??!?!?! >.<
        Oct 14, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Home Page:
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    Location:
    Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor
    Occupation:
    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +325]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +325]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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