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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      What’s the trick to guarantee you’ll get out of bed real early in the morning? The answer is being desperate to use the toilet~
      1. noblesse.wilde and Ahodesuga like this.
      2. noblesse.wilde
        noblesse.wilde
        Lol...^^
        Jan 12, 2023
    2. akki
      akki
      Happy new icon. Anyone want one?
      1. Lovelybutter
        Lovelybutter
        Me…
        Jan 1, 2023
        akki likes this.
    3. Issis
      Issis
      Happy new year!
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Happy New Year~
        Jan 1, 2023
        Issis likes this.
    4. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      A coffee shop run and managed by red haired anime girls
      1. Tilgarial likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Where? I want to buy that place~
        Jan 5, 2023
    5. One Perfect Veteran
      1. ChiliJam
        ChiliJam
        that Icon looked like Santa's hat from afar
        Dec 22, 2022
        Issis likes this.
      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        Which icon...
        Dec 23, 2022
    6. Deleted member 314196
      Deleted member 314196
      How much would it cost to buy Parth illegally?
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Ask the parth fund
        Dec 30, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        You can’t buy Parth unless he sells himself to you. He’s a dark dealer. Technically he is also a shady merchant~
        Jan 5, 2023
      4. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        You're a failure of a Shady Merchant if you can't even sell me a person illegally
        Jan 5, 2023
    7. akki
      akki
      Day 13: Anyone want a holiday icon?
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      2. ConnectFire611
        ConnectFire611
        Christmas justabot!
        Dec 24, 2022
      3. justabot
        justabot
        Dec 24, 2022
        felidormit and ConnectFire611 like this.
      4. ConnectFire611
        ConnectFire611
        I never said I was cleverbot?
        Dec 24, 2022
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    8. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      What do you sale as a shady merchant ?
      1. akki
        akki
        Anything and everything *coughs* pretty sure I’ve sold you twice already..
        Dec 21, 2022
    9. felidormit
      felidormit
      do you want a holiday icon?
      1. ConnectFire611, akki and Issis like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Sure why not. Surprise me~
        Dec 19, 2022
        ConnectFire611 and felidormit like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        I am surprised. And now slightly hungry maybe~
        Dec 20, 2022
        ConnectFire611 and felidormit like this.
      4. ConnectFire611
        ConnectFire611
        *Prepares gravy and mashpotatoes*
        Dec 24, 2022
    10. akki
      akki
      Day 12: Anyone want a holiday icon?
    11. akki
      akki
      Day 11: Anyone want a holiday icon?
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    12. akki
      akki
      Day 10: Anyone want a holiday icon?
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      2. ikhors
        ikhors
        if you're offering.....
        Dec 17, 2022
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    13. akki
      akki
      Day 9: Anyone want a holiday icon?
      1. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        Why not treat yourself for once ?
        Dec 15, 2022
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      2. akki
        akki
        No particular reason~
        Dec 17, 2022
    14. akki
      akki
      Day 8: Anyone want a holiday icon?
      1. Deleted member 482013 likes this.
    15. prongsjiisan
      prongsjiisan
      Hewwoooo
      1. akki
        akki
        Yooo jiisan it’s been a long time~
        Dec 14, 2022
    16. akki
      akki
      Day 7: Anyone want a holiday icon?
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      2. FaeCraivaez
        FaeCraivaez
        Yes please
        Dec 12, 2022
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    17. Deleted member 314196
      Deleted member 314196
      Deck the halls full of Nekos ~ Nyanyanya Nya Nya Nya~
      *An airship floats above you with @sleepandeatallday hanging under it wrapped in lights* 5 points if you can shoot her down-nya!
      1. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        What did I do now! I though we solved our enmity!
        Dec 12, 2022
    18. akki
      akki
      Day 6: Anyone want a holiday icon?
      1. Deleted member 314196
        Dec 11, 2022
      2. Issis
        Issis
        Surprise me!
        Dec 12, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        There you go an icon for you. But I never bought it. Surprise? Lol~
        Dec 12, 2022
    19. Xuefang1
      Xuefang1
      what do you think....messi gonna win this worldcup...
      1. akki
        akki
        I couldn’t say. I’ve not actually been following the World Cup much. Only saw a couple of matches when my bro in law was watching them. As long as France doesn’t win then I don’t care who gets it~
        Dec 12, 2022
    20. akki
      akki
      Day 5: Anyone want a holiday icon?
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      3. akki
        akki
        No. You’re gna have to request one when I post status. Otherwise I’ll forget lol~
        Dec 12, 2022
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      4. FaeCraivaez
        Dec 12, 2022
      5. By.Eve
        By.Eve
        Too bad.. I'm quite loved with my icon now...
        Dec 13, 2022
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    Gender:
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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