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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from Planning Kame’s Birthday Party On The 469th Floor

It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve had it, but that first sip of coffee of the day so good~ Jul 19, 2019 at 7:17 PM

    1. OnceandFutureLurker
      OnceandFutureLurker
      what are you spying ?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Well she says the scenery but knowing kame there could be lewd stuff happening in the background~
        Apr 2, 2019
      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        So you're spying on BL?!
        Apr 4, 2019
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        what a silly question

        Akki's spying for redheads
        Apr 6, 2019
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    2. akki
      akki
      A fat ass bee has come into our house 4 times now. My brother gets rid of it but it keeps coming back. What the fuck is going on?
      1. Raneday
        Raneday
        maybe it's a sign?
        Mar 31, 2019
      2. DocB
        DocB
        Let me guess, you dropped honey on the floor. The question is
        Do you want bees? Because that's how you get bees
        Mar 31, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        @Raneday sign of what?

        @DocB nope there’s no dropped bees. We were making pakoras and the bee just kept coming. It happened over the time of around 3 hours~
        Mar 31, 2019
    3. akki
      akki
      I’m using a text to speech app and it read the word hmph as the letters h m p h. That cracked me up~
      1. Indiboy
        Indiboy
        I use moon-reader
        I just added a replacement in setting to speak it as humph
        So it now says humphre for me
        Better than h m p h
        May 31, 2019
    4. akki
      akki
      Damn this pumpkin curry is too sweet!
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      2. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Never had pumpkin curry.
        Mar 27, 2019
    5. akki
      akki
      Woman indicates left and then she goes right. Was she trying to lose a tail?
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        I was so sure this was gonna be a female drivers joke.
        Mar 26, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        I’m smart enough to know not to post that~
        Mar 26, 2019
      4. Milanin
        Milanin
        Maybe it's like the guerilla tactics where you say left wing forward and they all march right.
        Mar 27, 2019
    6. akki
      akki
      A pigeon almost flew into a woman’s face. Not gna lie it was kinda funny~
      1. Lovely and Effugium like this.
      2. 911
        911
        Hehehehe
        Mar 26, 2019
      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        He must have been practicing dive bombing
        Mar 26, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Actually it was the opposite.

        Innocent bird was minding its own business looking around for food. Suddenly it finds itself surrounded by humans. Shit! What should it do? Wait, is that an opening? Quick fly, fly, fly!
        Woman why are you blocking my way? Shoo shoo~ and then freedom!
        Mar 26, 2019
    7. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Fun Fact: You stopped doing fun fact profile posts...
      1. akki
        akki
        Deleted the app so got no more facts to post~
        Mar 26, 2019
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
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        Mar 26, 2019
    8. akki
      akki
      When the host asks what will you do with the prize money, just once I’d like someone to say I’m going to invest it instead of go on holiday~
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        I think they do want to invest it. But if they say it on television, investing consultants will start swarming in like bees if they win
        Mar 24, 2019
      4. Cascadian Rex
        Cascadian Rex
        Mar 24, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        Some guy was playing for £10k and he was really excited to mention that he’ll definitely have a party. He had a nasty cheesy grin on his face as well. I had the urge to punch his face~
        Mar 24, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      Absolute choice is back? Not sure if I’m happy about that or not..
      1. AMissingLinguist likes this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I couldn't get past the prologue, too chuuni for me
        Mar 23, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        The chuuni is over the top. I don’t think I’ll carry on reading this novel~
        Mar 25, 2019
    10. akki
      akki
      Gahhhh!!! Shaving is so annoying when you have a spot on your face!
      1. BookDevourer likes this.
      2. Papercut
        Papercut
        Spot? Like... a... those beauty mark thingies? Black dots?
        Mar 22, 2019
    11. akki
      akki
      I don’t see a guy for almost 10 years but then bump into him twice within a week....wtf! Is he stalking me?
      1. 911, GonZ555 and Effugium like this.
      2. 911
        911
        Need help?
        Mar 21, 2019
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Guy: "It's a fateful meeting!"
        Mar 21, 2019
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    12. akki
      akki
      I wish I had my own personal cloud which would float above my head and provide me shade as I walk around outside~
      1. Effugium likes this.
      2. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        well I will store data on it...
        Mar 20, 2019
    13. akki
      akki
      Guy next to me is watching a YouTube video called "Why women hate needy and clingy men. And what to do"......lolol~
      1. Potatoes, Effugium and Nyann like this.
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      3. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Wahahahahaha!! And I also watched "10 things that women do that men find attractive"
        Mar 20, 2019
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      4. Effugium
        Effugium
        It's good that he is trying to improve himself
        Mar 20, 2019
      5. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Something tells me nuffians shouldnt be the ones criticising that guy
        Mar 20, 2019
    14. Blitz
      Blitz
      thanks for the 13N 0/
      what's the occasion?
      1. akki
        akki
        Evening up my nuffies. And cos I liked the pic yesterday~
        Mar 19, 2019
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    15. akki
      akki
      These Indian movies where the husband cheats on his wife, she wants him back, they live happily ever after.....they’re so fucking stupid!
      1. SummerForest and Osamaru like this.
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      3. DocB
        DocB
        Every movie with "live happy ever after" is stupid, what it mean is that in less than a year they died a simultaneos death
        Mar 19, 2019
      4. SummerForest
        SummerForest
        This cliche trope was once popular in Bollywood. But today's multiplex movies have long rejected it.
        Mar 20, 2019
      5. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Everyone can be stupid...
        Mar 20, 2019
    16. akki
      akki
      Who wants $13 minus tax?
    17. akki
      akki
      Do translators read as they translate or do they just translate word for word and release?
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      2. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        I translate a paragraph, and if it doesn’t make sense, i translate the next paragraph for context. Sometimes I’ll discover that something further down connects to something from before and go back to fix it.
        Mar 19, 2019
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      3. akki
        akki
        I was reading a novel and a character’s gender was wrong. If it was once I’d understand it being a mistranslation. But it was wrong a few times. This made me wonder if the translators actually read what they’re translating. Cos you would know the character’s gender and realise you’ve made a mistake.
        Mar 19, 2019
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      4. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        That’ a lousy translator
        Mar 19, 2019
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    19. akki
      akki
      When you try to remove what looks like dirt on your finger only to realise it’s dry blood....wtf! When did I cut my finger?
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        o.o!
        who did you kill akki D:
        Mar 18, 2019
        Bielt and jamechi like this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        1) thats gross...
        2) why did you kill rika? For the cheese???
        Mar 18, 2019
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      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Of course he killed Ophi-kun, who else could it be~?
        Mar 18, 2019
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    20. akki
      akki
      Boring~
      1. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        such a statement is generally followed by further explanation. guess you died from your boredom. light a funeral pyre
        Mar 18, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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