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Past 4am and I’m still not sleepy. Where are them sheep at? I need to start counting.. Jan 16, 2019 at 4:12 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 2 - Bug: RIP~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Bug: chuu~ *kiss akki*
        Nov 3, 2018
    2. akki
      akki
      When you have a thought but get distracted by something. Then you try hard to remember what that thought was but can’t and get annoyed..
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      3. Refan25
        Refan25
        ヽ(▣﹏▣\*≡*/▣﹏▣)ノ Hooman has alzhimer?Don't forget this lord. ₊·(ϱ॔﹏ᵕ๑॓)‧*
        Nov 3, 2018
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Nov 3, 2018
        Ruyue and akki like this.
      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        D:
        Nov 3, 2018
        akki likes this.
    3. akki
      akki
      Venerated Venomous Consort.........what a load of bullshit!
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      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        Uhh what's that hooman would you be so kind to tell this lord what that is? ヽ༼ ʘ̚لʘ̚༼◕_◕༽◉_◔ ༽ノ
        Nov 2, 2018
    4. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
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      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        *was still not here then*
        Nov 2, 2018
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Wont the apple rot away before he got back?
        Nov 2, 2018
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Generally, apples would last 5-7 days when stored at room temperature. If properly stored in the refrigerator it could last 1-2 months. Lastly, it you store it in an area where the temperature is between 30°F and 40°F with high humidity, it could even last for 6 months!
        Nov 2, 2018
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    5. akki
      akki
      Look a dead body. Hmm what to do? I know, I’ll grab the murder weapon for a sec and then run away....why do people always do this in movies?
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      3. AhoDesuGa
        AhoDesuGa
        smart move.
        Oct 31, 2018
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      4. Vincey
        Vincey
        Or split up and go to the attic or basement where there is no escape.
        Nov 1, 2018
        AhoDesuGa and Ruyue like this.
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Playing hide and seek with a murderer.. how heart throbbing..
        Nov 1, 2018
    6. akki
      akki
      A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
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      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        At this point it doesnt even matter because @GonZ555 is probably going to kill you either way...
        Oct 29, 2018
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        I think he’ll throw in a poison grenade and pretend nothing happened
        Oct 29, 2018
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      5. 911
        911
        *patroling across this place*
        Oct 29, 2018
    7. akki
      akki
      The Princess Bride is on and I missed it. Such a shame~
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      3. akki
        akki
        The movie comes on every Christmas and I watch it. So I’ve seen it too many times since I was young.
        Oct 28, 2018
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I love this movie so much I own the DVD. >.>
        Oct 28, 2018
      5. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        The book and film are both brilliant.
        X
        Oct 28, 2018
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    8. akki
      akki
      It’s a sad moment when you have to drop a novel you thought could’ve been fun to read~
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      3. Apex
        Apex
        tell meeeeee
        Oct 28, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        @Ripple character personalities that make the novel more annoying than enjoyable. I’d rather not read it~
        Oct 28, 2018
      5. Apex
        Apex
        yeah those are hella annoying
        Oct 28, 2018
    9. akki
      akki
      WELCOME Boo~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Peeka~
        Oct 28, 2018
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    11. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      This Fatale approves of your avi. You never disappoint. :P
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      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks. I wanna take credit but I think the redheads do most the work~ haha
        Oct 23, 2018
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    12. akki
      akki
      When you see someone’s name/title and think about posting something on their profile only to see you already posted it a few months ago..
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        *pat**pat* @akki you must be getting old mate.
        @Archaic pickle that is genius, are you an evil mastermind?
        Oct 22, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        @Femme Fatale it’s not the first time it’s happened haha. I am amazed though how even a year later I can have the exact same witty thought~
        Oct 22, 2018
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        You must have that witty remark bookmarked from the book of life.... returning to it often must mean it's significant in some way.... maybe even kismet O_O... or gas. >.>
        Oct 22, 2018
    13. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Akki.. why do i see you try to knee and bit the guy's neck?
      1. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        ... I just noticed that, indeed the female seems to be kneeing the guys special spot.
        Oct 20, 2018
    14. jamechi
      jamechi
      You're so lewd, smh. So much pda, smh
      1. akki
        akki
        You and @GonZ555 are seeing two different things haha~
        Oct 20, 2018
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      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        D:

        I am right!
        Oct 21, 2018
      3. Matsurika
        Oct 21, 2018
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    15. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 1 - Bug: RIP~
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Akki The Bug Killer has a certain ring to it.
        Oct 19, 2018
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    16. Ram5
      Ram5
      (smash)
      1. akki
        akki
        *gives a bill of $1,700 for the damages*
        Oct 19, 2018
    17. akki
      akki
      Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. What is it?
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      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Fake money?
        Oct 17, 2018
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      3. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        An unannounced exam xD lol but srsly, this is making me quite curious
        Oct 18, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Counterfeit/fake money was right~
        Oct 18, 2018
    18. akki
      akki
      It’s been a while since I’ve seen a Mt. Tai reference. That made me smile somehow~
      1. Ruyue and Lovely like this.
      2. R0
        R0
        Where? I can't see it
        Oct 15, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        @R0 cause you have no eyes duh
        Oct 15, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
      4. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        But he does have eyes...
        Oct 15, 2018
    19. akki
      akki
      Okay I gave BTS a listen. I do not get K-pop at all~
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      3. Papercut
        Papercut
        Avicii's Lonely together is good. Also, Ed Sheeran is golden. Well. Almost all of his songs.
        Oct 13, 2018
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Hehe What voodoo is this? I kid you not I'm wearing a slippery when wet t-shirt as we speak...I've seen Bon Jovi in concert twice... >.>
        Oct 13, 2018
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      5. akki
        akki
        Lucky you. I haven’t had the opportunity yet~

        @Papercut not my kind of songs. I tried that Avicii song and couldn’t get into it~
        Oct 13, 2018
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    20. akki
      akki
      Sports stars~ meh. Tv stars~ meh. Movie stars~ meh. BTS appear and the audience practically wet their pants from excitement....fucking hell!
      1. Papercut
        Papercut
        *googles BTS*.... *squints his eyes* ....... Can't tell if they're slightly manly chicks or extremely feminine men.
        Oct 13, 2018
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    <Akki>
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    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +365]

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