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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Corpse Looter], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

Coffee time~ *sip sip* ☕️\(•~•) Sep 19, 2021 at 7:44 PM

    1. Fossil
      Fossil
      Wait...you’ve died 348 times? How much is that compared to @Osamaru and @Ophious?
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I’m sure they’ve died a lot more than that~
        Apr 30, 2018
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Have you been keeping track?
        Apr 30, 2018
    2. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Akkiiiii if I put male as my gender then we're a bl ship right? *w*
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      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        Genius rika! Maybe @ABMAINA will write a BL fanfic on you
        Apr 29, 2018
        SquadCammander354 likes this.
      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        .... Hahaue is scary.... *feel guilty for Chichiue because apparently Hahaue get that idea because of me....*
        Apr 29, 2018
        SquadCammander354 likes this.
      4. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        :blobsweats:
        Apr 29, 2018
        SquadCammander354 and jamechi like this.
    3. lychee
      lychee
      Where's rikaaaaaa?
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Apr 28, 2018
        jamechi, Matsurika and lychee like this.
      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Soooo.... you still together with Hahaue? Should I call you Chichiue again? Lol
        Apr 28, 2018
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Rika is here o7
        Apr 28, 2018
        akki, Infinity Sword and jamechi like this.
    4. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      Yoo! It's been awhile ~~
      1. akki and Shem like this.
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      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Nope~~ I can only cook simple meals. I'm accountant after all.
        But I can hire people, lol. Besides I'm joining with someone so when it's come to cooking I leave it to her, while I focus on operational etc.
        Apr 28, 2018
      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Hmm... the thing is both LXY and desolate era in my opinion get dragged on too much. It's like never ending realms. They just keep moving to higher worlds, and soo on. That's only my opinion tho.
        Ummm this not count as spoiler right? If it is I'm really really sorry...
        Apr 28, 2018
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Though the problem about keep getting to higher worlds is shared by many Chinese novel so I guess it's not spoilers... I really hope so.........
        Apr 28, 2018
    5. Novel otaku desu
      1. Aquaa and Shem like this.
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      3. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        Join in kil *cough* i means stabbing akki chan? Better late than never
        For the bet.... he is afraid so he doesn't agree *sigh*
        May 4, 2018
      4. Asakura Ouryuu
        Asakura Ouryuu
        I have to remind you, betting involving a member of [SAO] need a payment of 500 Nuffies. You can deposit that payment to that member of another SAO's member. Since the member involved are from SAO's Shady Merchant Division, you can deposit the payment to @akki, me or @RTS
        May 4, 2018
        akki, Novel otaku desu and RTS like this.
      5. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        ... *roll eyes*
        May 5, 2018
    6. Skullie
      Skullie
      *hug*
      1. akki
        akki
        *steals your money while pretending to hug you*
        Apr 26, 2018
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *have no money*
        Apr 26, 2018
    7. Kudaranai
      Kudaranai
      Would you feel strongly negative if someone gave you an icon?
      1. akki
        akki
        Not particularly~
        Apr 26, 2018
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      2. Kudaranai
        Kudaranai
        Okay, I'll buy you a coffee.
        Good day~
        Apr 26, 2018
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Cheers~
        Apr 26, 2018
        Kudaranai likes this.
    8. Asakura Ouryuu
      Asakura Ouryuu
      I see your new profession... Nice


      Psst~ Here take this~ *stealthily give @akki a letter of recomendation to the Shady Alleyway Organization or SAO for short*
      1. akki, Effugium and Shem like this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I also see it
        but I can't read the damn font
        Apr 24, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        What font?
        Apr 25, 2018
    9. Anitadhiman18
      Anitadhiman18
      why the tofu???
      1. akki
        akki
        I was at a Japanese food place~
        Apr 25, 2018
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    10. akki
      akki
      Tofu is weird~
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        why?
        Apr 22, 2018
      3. Blushy
        Blushy
        tofu is good ~
        Apr 22, 2018
    11. Bielt
      Bielt
      *looks around*
      1. akki and Shem like this.
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      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        *don't see akki around*
        *Goes sneak into his coffee storage*
        Apr 21, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        @Ophious stock up on your coffee. I may need to “borrow” some again~
        Apr 25, 2018
        Bielt likes this.
      5. Bielt
        Bielt
        Fu fu Fu~
        Don't worry~
        I am just borrowing a bit~
        :3
        Apr 26, 2018
    12. Fossil
      Fossil
      *presents tea*
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        then give me all of your money!
        Apr 23, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Sure~ that’ll be $1M please~
        Apr 23, 2018
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Apr 23, 2018
    13. Matsurika
    14. akki
    15. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      ˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚+:•*∴”:˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚.•♬✧˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚*+:•*✧*。٩(ˊO ˋ ृ ) *cheers on Akki*
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      2. akki
        akki
        *throws Aiiee into the air and catches*
        Apr 13, 2018
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      3. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        o(^▽^)o Uwah!
        Apr 13, 2018
        akki likes this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Back back?
        Apr 13, 2018
    16. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Akkyun~! What are you selling?
      1. akki and Aiiee like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        D: I want a discount, I'm broke
        Apr 13, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        That’s with discount. Usually I charge $99~
        Apr 13, 2018
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        VIPs get more services *w*
        Apr 13, 2018
    17. Emmyy
      Emmyy
      Hi, hows your day? I might have to stop by and get a kabob later.. But Im a vampire now so. Maybe I just need to bite the neck of someone who just came out of Tasty Kabob
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Rice with cheese <3
        Apr 13, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        .....never!
        Apr 13, 2018
      5. Matsurika
    18. akki
      akki
      A cute chick~ nice
      1. Matsurika and The Divine Queen like this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        \o/

        Waiting for it to grow *w* I keep craving roasted chicken...
        Apr 12, 2018
        akki likes this.
    19. EvilMc
      EvilMc
      Hmmmmmmmmmm
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. EvilMc
        EvilMc
        Hmmmmmm
        Apr 12, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Apr 12, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        aushduasdhasudhsaud
        Apr 17, 2018
        akki and Matsurika like this.
    20. anzuda
      anzuda
      *squint at the avi* ... Tokyo Necro?
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      2. anzuda
        anzuda
        Necro. not Neko Anon
        Apr 12, 2018
      3. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        oh nekro i see
        Apr 12, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        No idea where it’s from~
        Apr 12, 2018
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    Gender:
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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