Astaroth
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Astaroth

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When asking for help in TL corner provide full context... Oct 13, 2022

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    1. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      How has ISSTH been since after the Xu Qing bet? I took a break from reading it since then and it feels about time to return.
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        That other girl from Li clan or w/e showed up for the pre-arranged marriage with lotsa money and Meng Hao made a bet with the Fang clan patriarch that if he earned the money on his own he wouldn't have to marry her but if he failed he'd give up on his already existing marriage with Xu Qing or something.

        p.s. The Li clan girl is that one who had different sized butt cheeks after Meng Hao spanked her bottom
        Nov 27, 2016
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      3. Crimshine
        Crimshine
        Oh yeah thank you, I remember now.
        Well, without major spoiler:
        Current arc have some epic fights with other young cultivators in a special place. Worth a read
        Before the current act that it had some huge revelations about the 9 Mountains and Seas, very interesting.
        He also had a extremely important power up, I would say the most important power up for him and for the entire 9 Mountains and Seas for now.
        Nov 27, 2016
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      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Sounds like a lot more than I expected already happened, I'll check it out thanks ^^
        Nov 27, 2016
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    2. Astaroth
      Astaroth
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      2. Negias
        Nov 26, 2016
    3. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      I don't have a lucky number but I've figured out my unlucky one is 140...
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        It's better than nothing.
        Nov 25, 2016
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      3. heartantares
        heartantares
        thats how I feel about the character limit too.... *takes bat and breaks it*
        Nov 25, 2016
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    4. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Reincarnator... *Slams head in wall* Because you first kill and cut up some dude, do a bunch of mojo for them to become a monster and then
      1. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        after you've already turned on the machine and done the thing which may or may not allow said former person to be controlled you ask yourself, "I wonder if this is ok?" Like really... I think you'd ask yourself that sometime BEFORE you kill the dude and then go ahead and do the mad scientist stuff...
        Nov 25, 2016
    5. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Reading reincarnator and I can't help but imagine the MC being butt naked while strolling around and chatting with folks on some tree root
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      2. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        And kinda have overwhelming misterious setting.
        Nov 23, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        I mean he's basically walking around naked telling randoms he has psychic powers during an apocalypse kind of setting...
        Nov 23, 2016
      4. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        Fucked up. Yes.
        Nov 23, 2016
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    6. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Could it be that God and Devil World is actually just the MC dreaming or something?
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Besides randomly starting over 2 times and the author forgetting characters I think it has actually been better over time tbh.
        Nov 21, 2016
      3. Diukes
        Diukes
        different tastes i guess ^^
        Nov 21, 2016
      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Well you never said what you liked / disliked about it, maybe you have even dropped it long ago since it's not on your reading list and missed the part where you could have thought it became better, so obviously I wouldn't know.

        But different tastes isn't a bad assumption... :p

        There's been an increasing amount of city management over time for instance. (Which is a plus for me.)
        Nov 21, 2016
    7. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      "The black high heels landed viciously on Di Ya’s raised arm, knocking him back by 2 steps."
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        @Jaded at least Catwoman isn't out in rural china fighting monsters in the jungle though c:
        Nov 21, 2016
      3. Jaded
        Jaded
        Woman are portrayed pretty crazily in movies and books haha. Feels like they'd rather be dead and fashionable rather than plain and alive.
        Nov 21, 2016
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      4. Jaded
        Jaded
        *remembers a manga where a girl went walked around in panties and a shirt in a zombie apocalypse and refused to where any clothes offered to her as they were unfashionable...*
        Nov 21, 2016
    8. Astaroth
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      2. Satan
        Satan
        That's alot of negativity
        Nov 21, 2016
      3. Linbe
        Linbe
        @Satan I thought you liked negativity...
        Nov 21, 2016
      4. AMissingLinguist
        AMissingLinguist
        "People like to use this non-word 'alot'." XD That's a good pun!
        Nov 30, 2016
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    9. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Reading GDW there's this guy who tell people "Kill yourself." with his special power, but it made me think of internet trolls instead... >.<
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    10. The great metalunicorn
      The great metalunicorn
      I'm sorry but have we've met before?
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      2. The great metalunicorn
        The great metalunicorn
        Sorry I always feel bad if I forget people, haha.
        Nov 20, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Maybe I just forgot it as well :p
        Nov 20, 2016
      4. The great metalunicorn
        The great metalunicorn
        That would also make me feel better thank you, haha. Nice to meet someone of like mind.
        Nov 20, 2016
    11. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      140 character limit........................................................................
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        [System Notification] Due to attacking the village chief of Novice Village, the village chief’s goodwill towards you +20. Current attitude: Friendly.
        Nov 20, 2016
      3. Astaroth
      4. Risus
        Risus
        Lol, that masochists tag..
        Nov 20, 2016
    12. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Reading King of the Battlefield it said in the beginning that the MC can have 4 classes, but I didn't get the explanation (if there was one)
      1. AMissingLinguist
        AMissingLinguist
        I believe that he didn't get more classes because it would be detrimental to his abilities, or that may also be his special ability as the MC.
        Nov 30, 2016
    13. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      IP man is proof that CN > JP :)))
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      3. Jaded
        Jaded
        Not sure if this is a joke or serious lol.
        Nov 17, 2016
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      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        The only one serious here is @Satan
        Nov 17, 2016
      5. Satan
        Satan
        I'm always serious
        Nov 17, 2016
    14. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Damn I stumbled upon a picture of the 7 warring states and it made me think of A Step Into The Past. Made me a bit tearful and sad...RIP ;'(
    15. Linbe
      Linbe
      You know i can say whatever i want here as long as it isn't inappropriate and the word limit is practically non existent so whenever you want to update your status or say something just go to someone else's profile and comment there and vola....
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      2. Linbe
        Linbe
        See that's why volx spams so much...
        Nov 17, 2016
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      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Literally the only place where 140 is the max is the first post on your own wall, why would you ever incentive people to write more on OTHER's wall than your own???

        If anything shouldn't the limit be higher on your own wall since you can't really bother someone else in the same way?

        Maybe I'm missing something but it seems really stupid to me.
        Nov 17, 2016
      4. Linbe
        Linbe
        That's why i nuf so much....it's messed up like me...
        Nov 17, 2016
    16. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Did I ever mention that posting on your own wall blows because there's an awful character limit and every time I edit a comment which -
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      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        where's the gathering for this movement? how do i join it
        Nov 17, 2016
      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        @Umpteenth Young Master I'll have my daily bread as long as there's enough salty SJW tears, memes, and songify videos
        Nov 17, 2016
        Tenor and Linbe like this.
      5. Tenor
        Tenor
        The tears of liberals are forming a tsunami, ready to hit the south.
        Nov 17, 2016
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    17. Astaroth
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        I guess the Communist Party of China really don't like xianxia... (At least according to the video.)
        Nov 17, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Nov 17, 2016
      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Nov 17, 2016
    18. Astaroth
      Astaroth
    19. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      "Without me knowing it, I died and got reborn into a world where magic and stuff exists." Oh very descriptive... /s
      1. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Somehow even less descriptive than all the CN xianxia novels.

        And then reading the first review: "The story is like other similar reincarnation stories however with a slight twist. The MC reborns as the opposite gender." Ohhh what a twist!
        Nov 17, 2016
      2. Nimroth
        Nimroth
        Things has gotten to such a point that it feels more like a twist when the mc is native to the world instead of transported/reincarnated. lol
        Nov 17, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        exactly, basically the less weird stuff that would happen the more unexpected it would be
        Nov 17, 2016
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    20. Wujigege
      Wujigege
      Personally I find jade flawless skin beauties creepy.
      There is no way it's not a robot but some are into sex bots. I won't judge...too much XD
      1. Jaded
        Jaded
        Jade skin just means white coloured skin that doesn't have any blemish though. You find that creepy?
        Nov 16, 2016
      2. Wujigege
        Wujigege
        Flawless skin doesn't exist. That's my point. It is stressed a lot too
        Although I was exaggerating
        Nov 16, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Anybody who has time for that probably has no time for anything else besides looking pretty. At least you can appreciate them from afar or w/e but probably not someone you would want to hang out with.
        Nov 16, 2016
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