Blitz

❄Blitz talker❄, from relaxing on your shoulder

*tries to write a status but accidentally posts it while typing halfway through four times in a row* Mar 29, 2020 at 10:38 AM

1. Blitz
  *tries to write a status but accidentally posts it while typing halfway through four times in a row*
  
  Mar 29, 2020 at 10:38 AM
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  2. Blitz
    Orz
    
    Mar 29, 2020 at 10:38 AM
    
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2. Tilgarial
  Bliiiiiiiitz
  *breaks down your door*
  I've been hearing something about a chess convo?!
  
  Mar 27, 2020 at 7:34 PM
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  2. GonZ555
    *smile*
    
    Mar 27, 2020 at 7:38 PM
    
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  3. Blitz
    We simply play chess games o/
    Wanna join?
    
    Mar 28, 2020 at 2:55 AM
    
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  4. Tilgarial
    Yes. exactly. thank you~
    
    Mar 28, 2020 at 2:31 PM
3. Tilgarial
  @Ficklyfrim @Lalalu
  this is blitz.
  *smirks*
  *twists words*
  he has a speeecial~ connection to @in_awe !
  
  Mar 27, 2020 at 1:47 PM
  2. Ficklyfrim
    hi blitz~
    
    Mar 27, 2020 at 1:48 PM
    
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  3. Blitz
    Hi ya o/
    @Tilgarial my mastery that's grand?
    
    Mar 27, 2020 at 4:32 PM
  4. Tilgarial
    yes, exactly xD
    
    Mar 27, 2020 at 4:33 PM
4. Svalinn
  WELCOME
  You are Blitzmon for obvious reasons. Your role is a helper who randomly appears
  
  Mar 26, 2020 at 6:41 PM
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  3. Gandire Alea
    I know who coronamon is and what it represents, but the timing with its name...
    
    Mar 27, 2020 at 5:12 AM
    
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  4. Svalinn
    I even named mine tsuna... welp i'mma stop my morbid sense of humor for now.
    
    Mar 27, 2020 at 5:24 AM
    
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  5. Blitz
    oh yeah there was a digimon named that.
    I played dusk so I got lunamon
    
    Mar 27, 2020 at 7:13 AM
    
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5. Lurking
  blu bow
  
  Mar 26, 2020 at 9:38 AM
6. Tilgarial
  hello blitz, do you know @in_awe yet?
  
  Mar 24, 2020 at 11:07 PM
  2. in_awe
    He's my great grandmaster
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 11:09 PM
    
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  3. Tilgarial
    right!
    I remember!
    good
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 11:11 PM
    
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  4. Blitz
    Hey awey o/
    
    Mar 25, 2020 at 2:46 AM
7. Zone Q11
  Wanna go to I42?
  
  Mar 24, 2020 at 8:42 PM
  2. Blitz
    I'll be busy for the next few days so not at the moment
    
    Mar 25, 2020 at 2:46 AM
  3. Zone Q11
    I see. Okay.
    
    Mar 25, 2020 at 8:04 AM
8. Gandire Alea
  Garuru-greymon!!
  
  Mar 24, 2020 at 4:03 PM
  2. Blitz
    *looks it up*
    It's either referring to omnimon from cyber sleuth(haven't played it yet) or some abomination of a greymon with a garrurumon head
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 6:16 PM
  3. Gandire Alea
    The first one~
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 10:28 PM
    
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9. Gandire Alea
  Germaphobe pikachu~
  
  Mar 24, 2020 at 1:24 PM
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  3. Gandire Alea
    He ran off to go and get it at the end!!
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 2:58 PM
  4. Blitz
    He missed the mystery gift and it fled under a truck forever!
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 3:23 PM
  5. Gandire Alea
    Mew isn’t found under the truck. Mew is found by triggering specific sequences in the game and then opening the menu
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 3:29 PM
    
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10. Zone Q11
  Are you happy that you're not Blitz Talker anymore?
  
  Mar 24, 2020 at 12:50 PM
  2. Blitz
    A bit I guess.
    So blitz talker was their name
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 6:17 PM
    
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  3. Zone Q11
    Yep.
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 7:08 PM
11. GonZ555
  *poke your beard* why did you think it was you? O.o?
  
  Mar 24, 2020 at 7:25 AM
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  3. GonZ555
    So marvelous that you only played with yourself?
    *grin*
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 8:28 AM
    
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  4. Archaic pickle
    Lewd bun
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 10:55 AM
    
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  5. Blitz
    O.O
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 12:38 PM
    
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12. Blitz
  Finally lays down on bed with my phone. Phone instantly dies...orz
  
  Mar 22, 2020
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  3. Blitz
    @kitsune alea I was dared to to do it for a certain period of time QAQ
    
    Mar 22, 2020
    
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  4. Gandire Alea
    Then, the loss of your phone is only temporary~
    
    Mar 22, 2020
    
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  5. GonZ555
    *nod nod* it's all your avi's fault~
    XD
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 6:59 AM
    
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13. Blitz
  @Svalinn open your profile. I need to insult you for a dare!
  
  Mar 21, 2020
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  3. Tilgarial
    *sees no post by blitz on svalins profile in the new posts section*
    *helps blitz knock on this door*
    
    Mar 21, 2020
    
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  4. imK
    *waits patiently for the show*
    
    Mar 22, 2020
  5. Raneday
    So did any R-18 kinds of stuff happened there?
    
    Mar 24, 2020 at 7:56 AM
    
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14. Blitz
  People wearing guy Fawkes masks since they can't get actual masks....
  
  Mar 18, 2020
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  2. Kalto
    I need to get one
    
    Mar 18, 2020
    
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  3. Blitz
    Why not an Excalibur one?
    
    Mar 19, 2020
    
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15. Blitz
  You ever mix up march and may and accidentally put march as the 5th month on a form. I certainly never have
  
  Mar 18, 2020
  2. Kalto
    Ok
    
    Mar 18, 2020
  3. Momoyuki
    Or when you write in 2002 instead of 2020. I also never did that >.>);
    
    Mar 18, 2020
16. littleshanks
  *Shanks
  
  Mar 17, 2020
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  2. Blitz
    *shanks back*
    
    Mar 17, 2020
17. Blitz
  Winds so wild that my hairs blinding me!
  
  Mar 16, 2020
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  3. Nefasdetestasti
    The bird who nested on the wrong bush.
    
    Mar 16, 2020
  4. Nefasdetestasti
    And then mcnuggets comes into picture.
    
    Yum.
    
    Mar 16, 2020
  5. Blitz
    A nest of nuggets?
    
    Mar 16, 2020
    
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18. Novela
  Grandpa I'm here '3')~~♡
  
  Mar 15, 2020
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  3. Blitz
    Good luck o7
    
    Mar 15, 2020
    
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  4. Novela
    Lost a few times >~<)
    
    Mar 15, 2020
    
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  5. Blitz
    Fight on \o/
    
    Mar 15, 2020
19. Novela
  Play chess with me grandpa '3')~
  
  Mar 14, 2020
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  3. Kira Miki
    I really uppercut you btw~
    [pat more]
    
    Mar 14, 2020
  4. Blitz
    Bring it on o/
    
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  5. Tilgarial
    Gotta play ya'll sometime~
    
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20. Blitz
  Quiches aren't for me Quiches aren't for me
  
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  3. Li hir
    Yeah sorry just got confused and my mind was elsewhere.
    
    Mar 14, 2020
    
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  4. Kira Miki
    [pat pat]
    ...Its ok do you see my new statut Li hir-chan ?~
    
    Mar 14, 2020
    
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  5. Li hir
    Ah, I haven't yet
    
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She isn't a demon king (yet)! She is the Spider Asura Empress, The Lewdest, First of Her Name, She of the Iron Fist, Ruler of Hell, Defenestrator of Hopes and Dreams, The Golden Cat, May She Reign Forever!
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Name: Historia Spiritus
Gender: hmm. Currently a female form only
Race: Dysfunctional The majestic Grimore
Age: at least 10+ but probably less than a hundred unless you count my naps
Class: Recorder of tales
Rank: E
Points: 0

Grimore State: A teal-coloured book with a rustic red ribbon wrapped around it in a Cross pattern. In the centre of the book lies a crystalline violet orb that's constantly flickering and radiating light in a way that feels eerily similar to that of an eye. Various Golden characters which seem to originate from the era of dragons seem to have made the cover their home. These characters, evershifting and everchanging seem to be only nonsensical in nature and usually fail to make any coherence.

Little Red: A young girl donning a red and white dress along with a beautiful bright red hooded cloak. With eyes of violet and hair that shimmers gold. Carrying a slightly rusted axe that seems a bit too huge for a child on her back. She also brings along a picnic basket and a stuffed wolfie with her

OOC.Orz so many good ones have guns for some reasons. These were the best I could find

Worn woodcutters axe: Shows signs of wear and is rusted and chipped at places but its still reliable enough to get the job done
A picnic basket: Looks like it used to hold some delicious goodies but now it just holds dust and mould
Red clock: Super comfy
Stuffed Wolf: "Wolfie" a cute stuffed toy made with authentic wolf fur.

Axecellent: Swings an axe like a seasoned woodchopper. With form and precision that would cause trees to tremble. Well, historia hasn't got nearly as much practice on living targets(except wolves) but historia's learning.

As big and bad as a wolf: Has speed and reflexes similar to a wolf. Moreover by drawing the spirit of the stuffed toy historia can temporarily take a form similar to a wolfkin for a short period(Currently 5 min max). Gains enhanced senses and access to a wolfs sharp claws, breath, and fangs. After reverting back historia becomes temporarily weakened and exhausted

A picnic that never came: Historia's basket can spawn food once every few days or so. Pretty pointless since Grimores don't eat food usually.

A puntastic skill: Making puns so bad it can affect the world just a tiny tiny bit. However, this ability doesn't have much use other than for causing a little mischief since Historia really isn't the best with puns

The fantastic book of tales: Currently broken for the most part for reasons not known. Stuck with little red for now but little reds nice and has always been one of history's default form so it's not too bad.

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During the later part of the era of dragons, there was once a highly gifted alchemist and enchanter named Auerea Spiritus. Much like any gifted and slightly eccentric person of his professions his main desire was the creation of an alchemists stone, powerful grimoires, ways to cheat death and other such mystical things and whatnot. One day while on a trip to discover magical ingredients and other such treasures for funds and research he somehow stumbled upon the site where an epic battle had taken place. Even historia knows little to nothing about where that place was, how it looked or what Aurea witnessed there. However, what is known is that Aurea had somehow gotten hold of 2 scales of a dragon. Not just any dragon but that of Yiazmat, the now sealed dragon of madness.
Upon coming upon a resource of such rarity he gathered up all his wealth to create a grimoire that would put all others to shame. With a bit of help from magic, most forbidden he began his greatest work. However, unbeknownst to him, the mad dragon's scales seemed to change him. It slowly drove the already eccentric man deeper and deeper towards silliness. Well, the forbidden magic and all the weird potions he kept chugging didn't help much. Thankfully the twisted man didn't create a calamity or disaster but for reasons unknown, he chose to instead convert the grimoire halfway into a record that would hold the greatest of fairytales, myths and legends. With the sacrifice of his very everything, his flesh his soul and his very being Historia came to be.
Historia was a grimoire, unlike any others. Unlike its cousins that contained powerful feats of magic Historia held stories. The silly and absentminded child possessed much more freedom, personality and will, unlike the rest. The book awakened to find itself in a destroyed Laboratory surrounded by debris. Instinctively for reasons not known to itself the grimoire took the form of a child and knew its name was Historia. Lacking in an understanding of the world and full of innocence the child set off. The child experienced many events throughout their life and suffered its fair share of difficulties early on. Historia become a bit of a fable themselves as the decades went by.

Historia recently awoke after taking a nap for what seemed to be a century when a librarian picked them up while organizing the shelves. (Historia likes to sleep in their book form). Historia quickly realized that her memories right before their nap seemed muddled and quite disorganized. Furthermore, even more shockingly they couldn't access any story beyond the first tale of Little Red. The dismayed librarian quickly sent the confused Historia off to the adventures guild so he could toss this problem onto someone else's shoulders.

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