Blitz

❄Ping-Pong child❄, from relaxing on your shoulder

I should have slept hours ago but I'm watching old YouTube videos,ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ Jan 20, 2020 at 3:17 AM

1. Archaic pickle
  My YouTube recommendations are on point lately, https://youtu.be/qvOgAPa_mkw
  
  Jan 22, 2020 at 12:25 AM
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2. Nyann
  WELCOME >.> Valentine's Day is coming up. I wanna hold a matchmaking event, help me with that >.>
  
  Jan 21, 2020 at 2:29 PM
  2. Nyann
    Pretty busy irl but i still wanna keep my words
    <.<
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 2:29 PM
  3. Blitz
    I'll help although I'll also be quite inactive from next week depending on factors
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 3:10 PM
3. Gandire Alea
  Now with duel wielding abilities
  
  Jan 21, 2020 at 4:23 AM
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  2. Blitz
    Wait till I get a third leak
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 8:41 AM
  3. Gandire Alea
    Roanoa Fetch’ed??
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 11:02 AM
    
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  4. Blitz
    Exactly
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 1:32 PM
4. Archaic pickle
  Far-fetched my old friend, I remember when I sold you for nuffies
  
  Jan 21, 2020 at 4:19 AM
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  3. Archaic pickle
    Just knew I was spending too much time on the forums, or work picked up alot.
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 8:19 AM
    
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  4. Blitz
    I got @Bad Storm to sell me hers. She was gonna give it for free but I felt bad so I gave 1.5k.
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 8:40 AM
  5. Blitz
    I later traded it to @Hotato so he could get the 1st gen medal. Although his still missing one Pokémon
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 8:40 AM
    
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5. Ruyue
  Took your recommendation and started reading "My disciple died yet again" and now im addicted and have been unable to do anything for the past 3 days except read.
  
  Jan 21, 2020 at 4:17 AM
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  2. Blitz
    My master disconnected yet again is also by the same author. Although you'll need to use alternative methods since it's a qidian novel
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 8:42 AM
    
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  3. Ruyue
    'Kay, seems fun to read
    
    Jan 21, 2020 at 1:27 PM
6. Blitz
  I should have slept hours ago but I'm watching old YouTube videos,ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
  
  Jan 20, 2020 at 3:17 AM
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  2. Archaic pickle
    How old we talking, boys on wheels old?
    https://youtu.be/Db0ztBIh8cU
    
    Jan 20, 2020 at 3:30 AM
    
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  3. Arie Sun
    I only slept for 3 hours. I'm sleepy as hell but can't sleep.
    
    Jan 20, 2020 at 4:29 AM
    
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7. Twilight Fox
  (*u*)
  *Leap and expand jaw wide enough to nom on Blitz's whole head*
  BUTTERFLY!
  
  Jan 19, 2020 at 5:23 PM
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  3. Archaic pickle
    *didn't notice he finally changed Avi's*
    
    Jan 20, 2020 at 4:35 AM
    
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  4. Twilight Fox
    Don't care, still gonna eat them!
    
    Jan 20, 2020 at 10:49 AM
    
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  5. Blitz
    Don't get indigestion tho
    
    Jan 20, 2020 at 12:11 PM
    
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8. Blitz
  Happy birthday @Ruyue
  
  Jan 19, 2020 at 12:42 AM
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  3. Ruyue
    Thanks didn't think u knew lol
    
    Jan 19, 2020 at 1:00 AM
    
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  4. Archaic pickle
    <_< you both were married...
    
    Happy birthday
    
    Jan 19, 2020 at 1:42 AM
    
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  5. Loni4ever
    @Ruyue happy birthday~! *gives bag of cookies and candy* ^w^
    
    Jan 19, 2020 at 6:20 AM
    
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9. Haerether
  *got a lollipop stuck on your violin*
  @_@
  
  Jan 18, 2020 at 1:09 PM
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  2. Blitz
    *does a heavy metal solo*
    *Smashes the violin on a rock*
    
    Jan 18, 2020 at 2:29 PM
    
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10. Ruyue
  p5?
  
  Jan 18, 2020 at 12:13 AM
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  2. Ripple
    P5?
    
    Jan 18, 2020 at 3:47 AM
  3. Ddraig
    Damn everyone is sporting Persona avi
    
    Jan 18, 2020 at 4:21 AM
  4. Blitz
    Yup, It's Morgana in his metaverse form
    
    Jan 18, 2020 at 8:24 AM
11. SquadCammander354
  @Blitz, sorry mate, but I improved your design long ago.
  　　　＿＿＿
  　／|　๑,,๑　| What's up
  　|| 　(•́∀•̀ ) | fuckers~!?
  　||oと　Ｕ |
  　||　|⊂ーＪ|
  　||／彡￣
  
  Jan 17, 2020 at 6:25 PM
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  2. Blitz
    You can't greet what you can't catch
    　　∧_∧
    　((・∀・∩
    　＼　　〈
    　　丶_ 丶_)
    　　　☆　　☆
    ヽ　＼
    　・゜+.
    　　　°。+ *´¨)
    　　　　　　　　　.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
    　　　　　　　　　　(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ☆
    
    Jan 17, 2020 at 6:28 PM
    
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  3. Loni4ever
    XDD *is proud*
    
    Jan 17, 2020 at 6:29 PM
    
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  4. SquadCammander354
    .
    But I totally can!
    　　∧_∧
    　 ( ´·ω·)　\ `
    　 /つ　〇━⊂二二フ
    　 ⊂~Ｊ⌒⊂(#)༎ຶД༎ຶ)つ
    
    Jan 17, 2020 at 6:32 PM
    
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12. VeraH
  You know the drill~
  Glitter-in-your-armpits club leader(?)!! We need funding! ASAP!
  
  Jan 16, 2020
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  2. Blitz
    We'll have to wring it out from our clubs namesake
    
    Jan 17, 2020 at 3:12 AM
    
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13. Daisydacrazy
  Chickiess
  
  Jan 14, 2020
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  2. Blitz
    *juggles the Chickie's*
    
    Jan 15, 2020
    
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  3. Daisydacrazy
    Waaaa~
    
    Jan 15, 2020
14. Gandire Alea
  You can’t fool me. You’re the one on the shoulder~
  
  Jan 14, 2020
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  2. blues86
    Lol they are both cute~
    
    Jan 14, 2020
    
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  3. Blitz
    What if I'm in the egg?
    
    Jan 14, 2020
  4. Gandire Alea
    That’s not a shoulder.
    
    Jan 14, 2020
15. Raidou99
  *brings cookies for grandpa*
  
  Jan 14, 2020
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  2. Blitz
    Yay! Your cookies are the best
    
    Jan 14, 2020
16. amilhs
  Wow!!! grandpa!!! Yow sow hot!!!!
  
  Jan 13, 2020
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  3. Suton
    https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/017/618/pepefroggie.jpg
    
    Jan 13, 2020
  4. Blitz
    @orematcha protect me!
    
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  5. orematcha
    that good looking grandpa is gone... >.>
    
    Jan 14, 2020
    
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17. Blitz
  Will be continued......in your mind
  
  Jan 12, 2020
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  2. OnceandFutureLurker
    Then dismissed like any other stray thought
    
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18. Gandire Alea
  You became a little chick~
  
  Jan 12, 2020
  2. akki
    A little chick who’s into typing up old men~ *shocked*
    
    Jan 12, 2020
  3. Blitz
    I'm obviously a chick who's been trapped as can be seen from the pic. I'll be forced to fatten up till I end up in someones tummy
    
    Jan 12, 2020
  4. A5G_Reaper
    *noms*
    
    Jan 13, 2020
    
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19. Kalto
  Is that a Colonel Sanders image?
  
  Jan 12, 2020
  2. Blitz
    indeed. Courtesy of @Svalinn ~
    
    Jan 12, 2020
    
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20. Archaic pickle
  https://www.sadanduseless.com/tim-burton-pokemons-gallery/
  
  Jan 8, 2020
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  3. Kalto
    Don't forget "machop", imagine meeting them in a dark alley suddenly
    
    Jan 8, 2020
    
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  4. Blitz
    Most of them look kinda cute<.<
    Wifflytuff tho, now that's unnerving
    
    Jan 8, 2020
    
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  5. Blitz
    https://hatboy.tumblr.com/tagged/burtonpkmn
    Here's a link to the artist page. His got a lot more drawn there
    
    Jan 8, 2020
    
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She isn't a demon king (yet)! She is the Spider Asura Empress, The Lewdest, First of Her Name, She of the Iron Fist, Ruler of Hell, Defenestrator of Hopes and Dreams, The Golden Cat, May She Reign Forever!
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Name: Historia Spiritus
Gender: hmm. Currently a female form only
Race: Dysfunctional The majestic Grimore
Age: at least 10+ but probably less than a hundred unless you count my naps
Class: Recorder of tales
Rank: E
Points: 0

Grimore State: A teal-coloured book with a rustic red ribbon wrapped around it in a Cross pattern. In the centre of the book lies a crystalline violet orb that's constantly flickering and radiating light in a way that feels eerily similar to that of an eye. Various Golden characters which seem to originate from the era of dragons seem to have made the cover their home. These characters, evershifting and everchanging seem to be only nonsensical in nature and usually fail to make any coherence.

Little Red: A young girl donning a red and white dress along with a beautiful bright red hooded cloak. With eyes of violet and hair that shimmers gold. Carrying a slightly rusted axe that seems a bit too huge for a child on her back. She also brings along a picnic basket and a stuffed wolfie with her

OOC.Orz so many good ones have guns for some reasons. These were the best I could find

Worn woodcutters axe: Shows signs of wear and is rusted and chipped at places but its still reliable enough to get the job done
A picnic basket: Looks like it used to hold some delicious goodies but now it just holds dust and mould
Red clock: Super comfy
Stuffed Wolf: "Wolfie" a cute stuffed toy made with authentic wolf fur.

Axecellent: Swings an axe like a seasoned woodchopper. With form and precision that would cause trees to tremble. Well, historia hasn't got nearly as much practice on living targets(except wolves) but historia's learning.

As big and bad as a wolf: Has speed and reflexes similar to a wolf. Moreover by drawing the spirit of the stuffed toy historia can temporarily take a form similar to a wolfkin for a short period(Currently 5 min max). Gains enhanced senses and access to a wolfs sharp claws, breath, and fangs. After reverting back historia becomes temporarily weakened and exhausted

A picnic that never came: Historia's basket can spawn food once every few days or so. Pretty pointless since Grimores don't eat food usually.

A puntastic skill: Making puns so bad it can affect the world just a tiny tiny bit. However, this ability doesn't have much use other than for causing a little mischief since Historia really isn't the best with puns

The fantastic book of tales: Currently broken for the most part for reasons not known. Stuck with little red for now but little reds nice and has always been one of history's default form so it's not too bad.

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During the later part of the era of dragons, there was once a highly gifted alchemist and enchanter named Auerea Spiritus. Much like any gifted and slightly eccentric person of his professions his main desire was the creation of an alchemists stone, powerful grimoires, ways to cheat death and other such mystical things and whatnot. One day while on a trip to discover magical ingredients and other such treasures for funds and research he somehow stumbled upon the site where an epic battle had taken place. Even historia knows little to nothing about where that place was, how it looked or what Aurea witnessed there. However, what is known is that Aurea had somehow gotten hold of 2 scales of a dragon. Not just any dragon but that of Yiazmat, the now sealed dragon of madness.
Upon coming upon a resource of such rarity he gathered up all his wealth to create a grimoire that would put all others to shame. With a bit of help from magic, most forbidden he began his greatest work. However, unbeknownst to him, the mad dragon's scales seemed to change him. It slowly drove the already eccentric man deeper and deeper towards silliness. Well, the forbidden magic and all the weird potions he kept chugging didn't help much. Thankfully the twisted man didn't create a calamity or disaster but for reasons unknown, he chose to instead convert the grimoire halfway into a record that would hold the greatest of fairytales, myths and legends. With the sacrifice of his very everything, his flesh his soul and his very being Historia came to be.
Historia was a grimoire, unlike any others. Unlike its cousins that contained powerful feats of magic Historia held stories. The silly and absentminded child possessed much more freedom, personality and will, unlike the rest. The book awakened to find itself in a destroyed Laboratory surrounded by debris. Instinctively for reasons not known to itself the grimoire took the form of a child and knew its name was Historia. Lacking in an understanding of the world and full of innocence the child set off. The child experienced many events throughout their life and suffered its fair share of difficulties early on. Historia become a bit of a fable themselves as the decades went by.

Historia recently awoke after taking a nap for what seemed to be a century when a librarian picked them up while organizing the shelves. (Historia likes to sleep in their book form). Historia quickly realized that her memories right before their nap seemed muddled and quite disorganized. Furthermore, even more shockingly they couldn't access any story beyond the first tale of Little Red. The dismayed librarian quickly sent the confused Historia off to the adventures guild so he could toss this problem onto someone else's shoulders.

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