Mr. Tired

Is that by any chance your dream job.

Don't call him out too hard halcy~ he's a pretty shy boy ne~

I-

Not my dream job at all, no.
Zetsuen, I may be shy but I'm seriously losing my patience and humanity at this point.

I'll order a BigMc someday

I don't even like McDonalds ( `--`)
But yes, you get BigMc and a free..whatever else ya want with it idk the dang menu

So what happened? when are you leaving? was it cuz of bad weather-
ykw at least you're here :3
I MISSED U THE 5.3 SECONDS U WERE GONE.

I WASN'T ONLINE WHEN HE LEFT =ಥ_ಥ

if you become bald just use wigs! it'll be fine ~ ~

Yes, you can always buy wigs.

My hair will just grow out later anyway-

Same to all of you.
And I don't really get angry (cough though there were some times where you pushed too far-) but the teasing is more cheeky of you guys and amusing, and I find it almost ironic to say, I will actually miss it.

DOn't make tHIS sapPy though.

despite everything i said, i still hate you sm <3

what?

Bye. (>▽<)ﾉ

Bye Ollie!

(。-ω-)ﾉ
This might be the last day I can receive some friendly pats.

*petting*
Why? Going on an vacation?

Army.

But bad weather again today omfg- I am not pleased with this system.

since when did you have a guard
lol
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They are cute, and they eat other insects. Treat them with respect

Ooh, yes, they do eat aphids in gardens (aphids ruin gardens) and keep the plants safe and healthy~

wasntbornyesterday ha ha ha ( =3=)/

Nah~ I always wake up, though tired, as handsome as ever fufufu

.... that doesn't mean you don't have dark circles.... and why would you want to be tired

>:(
I don't have dark circles.

And whenever I rarely do, my sister lends me her..forgot what it's called, the skin makeup stuff. And I put a little of that under my eyes, hmph.

Like, I was in the lunch line my Sophomore year, and someone just walk buy and said 'I like your shirt' but then that make everyone look and I just died inside and just nodded at them I don't know why. ;-;

KLMJNHBGVYFCTDRXDCTFVYGBUHINJMLK<:K<JMHN LEAVE

I never got that...

My basement has brown recluses and other spiders Bowie, and sometimes possums, racoons, and once a bird even made it's way into our basement. ;-;

I agree with blitz, museums contain artifaacts, and ollie just so happens to be acient ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lol

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

Wow you can't even die faster than jumpy... *sigh*

>_>

F for jumpy. Atleast my Mark has been alive for months

O.0

o_O

*combs furiously*

I don't...make webs. Or eat flies. Or have eight legs. Or more than two eyes. Or am fluffy all over. Or intrude into other people's homes to make a smaller home in their home.

We're both cute though. Two pretty best friends.

I love spiders too! Too bad the flies are too smart to be caught by them. Sometimes I try to catch a fly and purposely put it on the web, but the spider ignores it

Hmm maybe the spider prefers ✨gourmet✨ bugs?

It's okay, I have some dying marigolds too which I am trying to revive

Mine is small, just 7 plants, a holy basil, a spider plant, 3 marigolds and the rest are weeds which I think look beautiful

OOOOOOOOH I want some marigolds~
Also, I hate whenever I say, "Oh, look at that pretty plant" someone always points out "Nah, it's a weed"

It's still pretty >:(

A misogynist basically, but the role is reversed. A misandrist is a woman who thinks men are lesser basically. very rough and simplified explanation.


Basically most 'feminists' today. imagine thinking that you're oppressed in America, and it's so oppressing when a man sits with his legs 'too far apart' and it hurts women.

This is what actually is going on. They think a man who sits with his legs too far apart is oppressive and a misogynist, while women over in the far East are literally brutally beaten and having acid poured on them since the men didn't agree with their fashion statement.

F__ the world honestly...

I just realized I used 'basically' three different times in the same sentence and the next one, ew. Shame.

You're not home? What's wrong then, where are ya at?

Grandma's house