saw a vid of you dancing on the beach 10/10 http://www.wep9.com/webm/beded_Speciell_DJ_p_strand.webp
Master, I need thy enlightenment
Master... I come back to life
I don't have an unfilial disciple like you!
But... sorry master, i've been spreading your teachings all along
You have a new fairy now, senior cultivator?
Yes, i keep her in a glass jar to restore my health during boss battles.
*sees the previous 5 profile posts on here*
. . .
Were you both flirting with each other?
Hush, our @Emmyy is already taken, I've heard
Well, as she was posting on my page, she's the thirsty one. I can't blame her, i'm like a heavenly Elixir or Ambrosia.
It was a ploy to see who would be curious enough to ask. Congrats you’re the winner(?)
If your daoist ninefaps, so have you fapped nine time or do you fap three times a day? Senior please give me enlightenment of your dao.ㅋㅋㅋ
@Ruyue Are you Korean?
@Lv1 Slime maybe maybe not the world will never know
Don't you use discord? :(
Then what do you fap to
I am senior elder. So what are your position now.
I am the Ancestor in seclusion, i have abandoned all mundane matters, it's not weird you have not heard of me before as it was befap your time.
What's the meaning of art?
I disagree… art is meant to give you boners.
Only if it's a self-portrait.
How would you rate reverse harem? @elengee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9 faps scale:
[Reverse harem] -/5
Nonono. It's rated 0 to 9 faps and just a genre won't guarantee a fap if the quality is poor.
@elengee wow you got fresh disciple huh
Please i need your advise. My lilbro is hopeless
My lilbro has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family's nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him. Please save him from suffering
Just shave his hair and become a monk, cut all ties with his family, shut your neighbor up, at least you have a friend, and as for the beating just rub some lotion on it and he'll be fine.
OMG you're really really genius, that's awesome *lol* ma stomach is hurt, that's hard tho
When you're wearing grey sweatpants and @Femme Fatale keeps looking down....what you see gal?
Is this yaoi?
It's something. ;)
What you mean 'something' huh. SAY IT!!
Ayee... nine fap! Long time...
How do you know what to expect about my fap duration though. *checks for hidden cams*
What I meant is...
Is been a long time since I have saw you online while im online u old coot...
why didn't you see me, was your cam broken? *evil laugh*
Do you know any other decent fics beside True King of Pirates, True Marvel World and the rest I checked out are pretty much trash
They're all trash or extremely mediocre. Thunder Pirate Emperor is the only one i still follow but it's inactive. There was a decent one on rrl but discontinued due to toxic community 'one look' something. Cultivation world with sharengan and phoenix devil fruit, he incorporated it very well into cultivation. Also, graphical.... Research scenes.
It is as I feared
Random question 438: if chickens could fly how much more expensive do you think they would be compared to their prices now?
They would be cheaper, because they would fly straight to my plate, for free~
It'll be the same price
Chickens here aren't caged...
If they could fly away then perhaps they might~
Please accept me as an honorary disciple great master Ninefaps Please, im willing to pay to sarifice 1k nuffies
gaining more followers i see
You have no idea what your getting into
So when will you break through to ten?
The truly innocent would have choked on this long ago. So spare not the rod if you are trying to beat a master. It only encourages us to up the rhythm... xD
Haa, you’re trying to swallow something bigger than yourself if you want to beat me.
You really shouldn't arouse the wrath of your elders, you're likely to be spanked till limp and withered.
Found another randomly lol
lol, that's a good one.
You don't speak French do you? :(
Je suis une fapper.
Damn you don't!!!
Why am I not following you already? Your posts make me cackle.
I'd giggle, but i'm not a loli.
You are if you want to!
I don't think being a transloli on this forum is a safe thing to do. Although i do enjoy candy. >_<
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