69 followers... I couldn't even fathom your cultivation depth now...
It's fine, it's a 69 +1. Fera sandwich.
Are you a boat mormon?
lol that avi??
Heart beam or something?
It's the tip.
I can see that you have broken through the bottleneck. Congratulations, fellow Daoist.
New avi~ *thumbs up*
*shakes your hand*
Nice avi lol @elengee
Is the old Daoist in love? Nice new avi!
No that's just how thick it is.
Aawww master! Ur new technique! I feel that
I am thank you...and you @FalseGod ?
I'm in love with master's hand skills. Make me wanna scream @elengee all day long!
Oi, don't make it sound like I'm handing out handjobs.
Reading the character/harem member information of that novel...
"You’re never going to sleep with her. Ever. Because the author isn’t going to write a scene between you and a ten-year-old girl. It ain’t happening. He likes not being called a pedophile and he likes not going to jail. He’s willing to stretch things a bit with younger “appearing” girls, but there is a line, and it shan’t be crossed. So, quit asking."
Fuck, that's funny.
Still ends up being done on his patreon behind a paywall. Lesson of the day, you can sell your morals.
saw a vid of you dancing on the beach 10/10 http://www.wep9.com/webm/beded_Speciell_DJ_p_strand.webp
Master, I need thy enlightenment
Master... I come back to life
I don't have an unfilial disciple like you!
But... sorry master, i've been spreading your teachings all along
You have a new fairy now, senior cultivator?
Yes, i keep her in a glass jar to restore my health during boss battles.
*sees the previous 5 profile posts on here*
. . .
Were you both flirting with each other?
Hush, our @Emmyy is already taken, I've heard
Well, as she was posting on my page, she's the thirsty one. I can't blame her, i'm like a heavenly Elixir or Ambrosia.
It was a ploy to see who would be curious enough to ask. Congrats you’re the winner(?)
If your daoist ninefaps, so have you fapped nine time or do you fap three times a day? Senior please give me enlightenment of your dao.ㅋㅋㅋ
@Ruyue Are you Korean?
@Lv1 Slime maybe maybe not the world will never know
Don't you use discord? :(
Then what do you fap to
I am senior elder. So what are your position now.
I am the Ancestor in seclusion, i have abandoned all mundane matters, it's not weird you have not heard of me before as it was befap your time.
What's the meaning of art?
I disagree… art is meant to give you boners.
Only if it's a self-portrait.
How would you rate reverse harem? @elengee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9 faps scale:
[Reverse harem] -/5
Nonono. It's rated 0 to 9 faps and just a genre won't guarantee a fap if the quality is poor.
@elengee wow you got fresh disciple huh
Please i need your advise. My lilbro is hopeless
My lilbro has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family's nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him. Please save him from suffering
Just shave his hair and become a monk, cut all ties with his family, shut your neighbor up, at least you have a friend, and as for the beating just rub some lotion on it and he'll be fine.
OMG you're really really genius, that's awesome *lol* ma stomach is hurt, that's hard tho
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