Falhrus
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Conscripted Scholar

Falhrus

Avoiding enemies is hard work y'know?, Male, from Some random dimension somewhere

Ahhh, my dead profile page. I'm back. Canker sores are painful. Sep 11, 2018

Falhrus was last seen:
Jun 18, 2019 at 7:31 AM
    1. miru
      miru
      *peek*
      1. Lovely and Falhrus like this.
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *curiously stares*
        Nov 5, 2018
    2. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Ahhh, my dead profile page. I'm back. Canker sores are painful.
      1. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Hello back, I am Ddraig.
        Sep 11, 2018
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Thanks for the dad joke.
        Sep 11, 2018
        Ddraig likes this.
      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        You are welcome, back.
        Sep 11, 2018
        Falhrus likes this.
    3. Tobi
      Tobi
      [Avoiding enemies is hard work] pfft, whatchu mean? Enemies as in your daily work? Understandable.
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        In-game enemies. Especially in Skyrim. Those nasty dragons keep catching me by surprise while on the road.
        Jul 29, 2018
    4. Falhrus
    5. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Hmmm. I am pretty tempted to change my pic. >_> Question is, what pic to use?
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Hmmm yeah that sounds good.
        Jul 10, 2018
      3. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        Stop being picky you little shit
        Jul 10, 2018
      4. Falhrus
        Jul 10, 2018
    6. NerdExpress
      NerdExpress
      *Pulls out Falhsy from his dimension into the light*
      Falh, I thought you would be a trap on NUF like discord Q.Q
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Ehhh, I was a trap on Discord?
        Apr 8, 2018
      2. Diabeetus
        Diabeetus
        Tranny!
        Apr 8, 2018
    7. Tobi
      Tobi
      There's a large difference between your Discord AVIs and this one. One is black and edgy and the discord one is colorful.
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Black is cool! Discord one is colorful bcz... well, cuz I feel like it!
        Mar 27, 2018
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        @Hotato There are things that are true but should not be said out loud.
        Mar 27, 2018
      4. Hotato
        Hotato
        True should be stated
        Mar 27, 2018
    8. Laling
      Laling
      @Falhrus How may This Empress be able to seduce such a lovely young man like yourself?~ (♥ω♥*)
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Falhrus's Standards for Females
        Appearance: Dark black hair, blue irises, average facial features, B to D cup, short, thin waist and smooth skin.
        Personality: Gentle, reliable, cute and smart.
        Mar 22, 2018
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Common.
        Mar 22, 2018
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Common yes. But its mine.
        Mar 22, 2018
    9. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Wow. 1,000 likes. Yay... *sigh* I want some sort of heavenly tribulation to descend on me or something.
      1. Valera likes this.
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I know it's cold there.. frequent raining and such..
        Mar 22, 2018
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        No more rain.
        Mar 22, 2018
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I see..
        Mar 22, 2018
    10. Hotato
      Hotato
      Makeup your mind to laugh or to cry! Or do both!
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Still a fact. *flips hair again*
        Mar 4, 2018
      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        totally an excuse *flips bang*
        Mar 4, 2018
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Aight you win.
        Mar 4, 2018
    11. He Who Controls The Flags
      He Who Controls The Flags
      *sets uke flag*
      1. Nefasdetestasti likes this.
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        >_> Who's the seme?
        Nov 19, 2017
    12. erichninja
      erichninja
      Long time no see
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        . . . Make up your mind. Sleep or not sleep?
        Nov 13, 2017
      3. erichninja
        erichninja
        I need to sleep night
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Mrnnn gnight.
        Nov 13, 2017
    13. Trent
      Trent
      *Gasps wetly for the heck of it*
      *Tries to get the blood all over Falhrus's profile*
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Oh my $*#$#*$ *grabs this stupid bear and throws him away*
        Nov 12, 2017
        Trent likes this.
      3. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        *takes this opportunity to graffiti all over @Falhrus 's profile*
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Nov 13, 2017
    14. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I've learned one thing today. Detours are shitty no matter how we look at it.
    15. Tobi
      Tobi
      This shall be the day of Trinity....
      *whispers in the background*
      ~foreshadowing ~
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      2. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        @Eternal Liar holds out both hands, a carved inkstone laying on both palms, with a single thought the inkstone slowly dissipates to form a wall of words, each word emits yin aura of rejection containing a heavenly dao inside. The wall of words then form a scripture, the "Forever Alone Scripture".
        Nov 13, 2017
      3. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        The distance between @Eternal Liar and @Falhrus was a hundred steps away, but the within that distance seemed to stretch on infinitely. The Forever Alone scripture embodies @Eternal Liar's own dao. What seems close, is infinitely farther. Yet what is far, is seemingly closer.
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Nov 13, 2017
    16. Shem
      Shem
      (ㅍ_ㅍ)
      *remembers sth*
      *laughs*
      1. Hotato
        Hotato
        '-'

        *laugh* shota
        Oct 21, 2017
      2. Shem
        Shem
        *laughs* :v
        Oct 21, 2017
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *laughs*
        Oct 21, 2017
    17. NerdExpress
      NerdExpress
      *Comes out of a floorboard*
      Hurhur, quite a feminine avi you have there~ (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧
      Just ignore me~ *Quietly leaves and goes into the shadows*
      1. Falhrus likes this.
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        . . . It's a manly avi!
        Oct 12, 2017
      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        Feminie! hurhur
        Oct 12, 2017
    18. Land Of Tea
      Land Of Tea
      |+_+)
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        .... >.> What're you planning to do...?
        Oct 6, 2017
      3. Land Of Tea
        Land Of Tea
        Hurhurhur.........
        Oct 6, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Huh...?
        Oct 7, 2017
    19. Eternal Liar
      Eternal Liar
      Let us make your wall great again!
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        My wall has never been great.
        Sep 30, 2017
    20. Deleted member 32451
      Deleted member 32451
      Hello tsun kouhai, how's life and why are you rejecting to marry someone?
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Life is still the same. I take marriage seriously.
        Sep 18, 2017
      2. Deleted member 32451
        Deleted member 32451
        Still the same? Could be worse, so I'm happy for you being ok. Indeed, marriage is something serious and shouldn't be treated lightly.
        Sep 18, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Some random dimension somewhere
    Occupation:
    Conscripted Scholar
    * A NUF user who is rarely active these days
    * Currently some high rank that I don't remember in Forever Alone Sect
    * Probably still a bishop of the Cult of Pyoo
    * Affiliated to the Zeta Family
    * Accepts free praise
    * Lazy and probably dense
    * Still a teasing target I guess?
    * Sado-masochist (Switch)
    * Likes all manner of sleeping devices
    * Three inactive stories. Will write them if I have time lol
    * Can probably be seen on some Discord servers
    * Preferred weapon of choice: Enchanted Harisen (Wind)

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    “How come it seems like these two guys are playing chess? One of them knows he can’t outplay the other, but he still gives the impression that if he gets pissed off enough, he could just flip over the game board….”

    "“What a disgrace!” he fumed inwardly. “She’s obviously a cultivator! And yet she abandons all dignity to turn into a bug and look for some worthless medicinal plants! Is that the kind of thing a cultivator does!?!?” He truly felt that this young woman was completely shameless."

    -Meng Hao

    “Master, please look. This box… hmm, this computer is showing such filthy images! What is this race? Why do they have black skin? That’s still acceptable! The main point is, it is showing foreign men doing… is that a foreign woman as well? It’s too dirty! How could a lady commit such an adulterous actions! Why do these foreign men have such large p*nises… Never mind, let’s talk about the potential customer! Master, please have a look! This lady is watching these images which triggered her unbridled lust. Look at that flushed face, she even stretches her hand to… it’s completely shameful! Look at her wallow in self-abandoned and losing herself to her desires… Master, where are you going master?”

    -Tai Yinzi

    “Good!” Diwu Qing Rou gritted his teeth and praised, “I never realized that King level leader Jing is not only talented in leading Golden Horse Riders Department and martial arts, but your literary skill is so incredible as well! Your writing is so majestic; you wrote an IOU with such air! What a talent!”

    -Diwu Qing Rou

    “Whoa! This is the first time a girl asked for my number!”
    [You’re too pitiful to be rejoicing over that!]
    “I never rejoiced. I just received the rights to stand in front of other people confidently!”
    [That’s even more sad! Other people aren’t even aware of you anyway!]

    -Yu IlHan & Erta

    "I will kick your ass! I was just provoking you out of good intentions, and you... you... you acted so ruthlessly! I must say... I feel deeply hurt!"

    -Young Master Yu

    “Quickly pick your class and appearance! We should strive to be the first team to kill or be killed by a BOSS! Then we’ll rapidly rise in fame!”
    -Ye Cang

    “So what if I’m hiding behind a woman? This is a part of my capabilities. If you’re capable, find one to hide behind as well!”
    -Zhang Xuan
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    "The Dao is a journey that one has decided to walk. It is a manifestation of your decisions and thoughts. In the world, there are people wherever you go. In your world wherever you are, there is no one. In life, you will travel down a path. This path will lead to myriads of paths. Some paths will rise, some will sink. Some will converge, some will diverge. The path you trod will not intersect. For the path, you tread is apart from theirs. The Dao of Eternal Solitude is a solitary journey. A journey along an eternal path that shall not intersect."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-forever-alone-sect.6726/
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    "Revering the treasures bequeathed by heaven and now thrive on the earth for epochs to come."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-holy-trinity-sect.51858/
    Ladies and gentlemen. Greetings. Today I am here before you to share the wonders and glory of the most valuable and possibly the greatest treasure that the universe has offered to mankind. Yes, we all know what it is! Lolis! Not the little girls in reality but in the glorious two-dimensional world of anime! Yes! Lolis are the epitome of cuteness! There has been a theory that cuteness is the ultimate form of justice and ladies and gentlemen, that theory is correct. There is no falsehoods or any incorrectness in that. For lolis represent the utmost purity and innocence of humanity while also showcasing the feminine charm that has beguiled any and all things in the universe! Sadly this cannot be found within the real world. It can only be found in anime. But fear not! For we shall still be able to bask in the cleansing light of lolis as our brothers and sisters-in-arms work tirelessly to bring about an era wherein lolis will forever be the only truth! The only way of life!
    Ladies and gentlemen! A pleasant morning to you all. In light of my recent efforts on expounding on the glory and holiness of lolis, I have failed to share to you another of universe's greatest gifts that were handed over to us mere mortals. Yes, and they do not only exist within the legendary two-dimensional realm of anime but also in reality, although in few numbers as there are many fakes among these holy existences. They are what we call onee-sans! Yes! Older girls that exude utmost reliability as if you were in the embrace of gentle celestial angels and enticing maturity that leads you to a never-ending abyss of contemplative exploration! But do not think that they are seemingly omnipotent, my brothers and sisters! For such a thought is scandalous. These onee-sans do not lose in terms of cuteness to lolis! When you have been given, nay, bestowed the unearthly chance of grasping their weaknesses, which are not to be deemed as mistakes or errors in their existences, you shall see that onee-sans are adorable, charming and fragile creatures that deserve they utmost care and appreciation! Such incongruity might be confusing to some of you but it is that very incongruity that creates the sacred yet at the same time immoral legend of onee-sans! They too are also treasures that have been bequeathed to us all!
    Ladies and gentlemen. I am here before you all in this fine day to address another existence on par with the two previous heavenly treasures. They are called milfs! If any of you dare say that they are but manifestations of filthy immorality then you are absolutely correct! But at the same time you are laughably wrong! They are erotic, sexy and the very epitome of feminine and motherly charm! One may seek to find pleasure for themselves through them, to find comfort and warmth in their bosoms, to experience motherly and womanly love through them. Such is the reason why they are the immoral yet heavenly gifts of the universe!