Falhrus
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Conscripted Scholar

Falhrus

Avoiding enemies is hard work y'know?, Male, from Some random dimension somewhere

Ahhh, my dead profile page. I'm back. Canker sores are painful. Sep 11, 2018

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    1. NerdExpress
      NerdExpress
      *Comes out of a floorboard*
      Hurhur, quite a feminine avi you have there~ (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧
      Just ignore me~ *Quietly leaves and goes into the shadows*
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        . . . It's a manly avi!
        Oct 12, 2017
      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        Feminie! hurhur
        Oct 12, 2017
    2. Land Of Tea
      Land Of Tea
      |+_+)
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        .... >.> What're you planning to do...?
        Oct 6, 2017
      3. Land Of Tea
        Land Of Tea
        Hurhurhur.........
        Oct 6, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Huh...?
        Oct 7, 2017
    3. Eternal Liar
      Eternal Liar
      Let us make your wall great again!
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        My wall has never been great.
        Sep 30, 2017
    4. Deleted member 32451
      Deleted member 32451
      Hello tsun kouhai, how's life and why are you rejecting to marry someone?
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Life is still the same. I take marriage seriously.
        Sep 18, 2017
      2. Deleted member 32451
        Deleted member 32451
        Still the same? Could be worse, so I'm happy for you being ok. Indeed, marriage is something serious and shouldn't be treated lightly.
        Sep 18, 2017
    5. Eternal Liar
      Eternal Liar
      Y-you baka!
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      2. Spanner
        Spanner
        I'm offended btw. I'm clearly the Devil, not just a devil.
        Aug 10, 2017
      3. A5G_Reaper
        A5G_Reaper
        Be careful not to break the founder alright?
        Aug 10, 2017
      4. RickyTheKind
    6. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      *looks at avi* . . . Crap. Now that I look at it closely, it's quite lewd. . .
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      2. SoulZer0
        SoulZer0
        Lewd? What?
        Jul 27, 2017
      3. LivingCorpse
        LivingCorpse
        It's okay, we lack fanservice nowadays anyway. Just don't let the mods catch you.
        Jul 27, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        @Trent Try to look even closer. @syc I like lolis but I'm not a pedophile. @LivingCorpse Huh? This is not fanservice though? >_>
        Jul 28, 2017
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    7. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Well, well. Let's see here. . . *looks around* *nods* Yep, still dead as always.
      1. Trent
        Trent
        *Gasps wetly* I.. didn't realize... th-thank you for being here... for my last m-moments *passes away*
        Jul 8, 2017
      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        *burn incense for @Falhrus* wish you were alive to see this
        Jul 8, 2017
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Huh? >_>
        Jul 8, 2017
    8. jamechi
      jamechi
      You're alive! I thought you disappeared cause you left neko O.O
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        >_> What?
        Jul 2, 2017
      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        Smh
        Jul 2, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Uhuh, sure. Okay.
        Jul 2, 2017
    9. miru
      miru
      Now... I am too white or innocent Q.O
      1. KuroOkami likes this.
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        It's fine, it's fine. White suits Miru a lot.
        May 28, 2017
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      3. miru
        miru
        I liked Blue *pouts* Now going Blanc on dsicord >.>
        May 28, 2017
    10. Papi
      Papi
      *kowtows and places offerings*

      Respected Ancestor Fal!
      1. jojo_48 likes this.
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        . . . . *shamelessly takes away offerings*

        *leaves a jade slip filled with ancestral teachings*
        May 12, 2017
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      3. Papi
        Papi
        Jun 2, 2017
    11. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      You okay? Take care of your health!
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Nnn thanks~ :)
        Headache still going strong tbh.
        Probably won't be able to play Kingdom Royale in the near future.
        Apr 15, 2017
      4. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        Flu? Cold? Get better soon *pray*
        Apr 15, 2017
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      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        no prob
        medicine? Hope you can sleep soon ~ take care~
        Apr 15, 2017
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    12. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Heavens! Why must you go against me all the time?! Why are you giving me headaches in summer vacation but make me healthy in school?!
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... *in horrible pain*
        Apr 13, 2017
      3. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        .
        go take some fresh air and sun, usually it heal me when having headache
        Apr 13, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... *never tried that before* Okay, I'll do it.
        Apr 14, 2017
    13. Zone Q11
      Zone Q11
      At what should you laugh and/or cry?
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        At the absurdity of the world, it's inhabitants and the fact that I almost fell in love with a drawing of a cute girl.
        Apr 10, 2017
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      2. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        The world has always been absurd because of its inhabitants. As for love, it is not the same for everybody.
        I do recommend you to laugh, as it is (somewhat) healthier than crying.
        Apr 10, 2017
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    14. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      ... Haven't posted here in a while huh...
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      2. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        Mmn, *licks the sweets tears of fallen enemies*
        Apr 11, 2017
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        .... Pervert.
        Apr 11, 2017
      4. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        Were there even enemies in the first place?
        Apr 11, 2017
    15. Eternal Liar
      Eternal Liar
      Sometimes I think you're weird
      1. Pray Alpha
        Pray Alpha
        A lot of people here are weird......
        Nuf=Weird=Normal
        Mar 28, 2017
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... Did you just notice?
        Mar 28, 2017
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      3. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        That's what I would say as well when one asks me that question.
        Apr 9, 2017
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    16. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Hmmm... alone at home. *sigh*
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Be grateful I didn't buy you a heart icon, it's so tempting ❤
        Feb 16, 2017
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        .... You dare...?! @Matsurika Actually... don't. ;-; I'll do anything just don't buy me heart emoticon.
        Feb 16, 2017
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        XD haii haii
        Feb 16, 2017
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    17. Aokiba
      Aokiba
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        The contract stated that I am not allowed to kidnap any sect member and sect visitors. And every member and bot on NuF are sect visitors.
        Feb 3, 2017
      3. Aokiba
        Aokiba
        Ok
        Feb 3, 2017
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *shrugs*
        Feb 4, 2017
    18. Eternal Liar
      Eternal Liar
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *smacks SF with a harisen* Fal is about to sleep, what is it @Eternal Liar?
        Jan 8, 2017
      2. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        I can't sleep , it's 2:00 am here

        *parried the Harisen with a Naginata*
        Jan 8, 2017
    19. vrooave
      vrooave
      it's FUN to SCARE you, have a nice sleep (if you can) and, dont ignore me okay? NYAHAHAHHAA
      1. Matsurika and VOLX98 like this.
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        .... Vroo one of these days I'm seriously gonna die of fear. Q.Q
        Jan 6, 2017
      3. vrooave
        vrooave
        or you'll start to watch horror ;)
        Jan 6, 2017
    20. Eternal Liar
      Eternal Liar
      Happy New Year, may fortunes smile on you.
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      2. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Happy new year!
        Jan 1, 2017
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Mm, Happy New Year as well.
        Jan 2, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Some random dimension somewhere
    Occupation:
    Conscripted Scholar
    * A NUF user who is rarely active these days
    * Currently some high rank that I don't remember in Forever Alone Sect
    * Probably still a bishop of the Cult of Pyoo
    * Affiliated to the Zeta Family
    * Accepts free praise
    * Lazy and probably dense
    * Still a teasing target I guess?
    * Sado-masochist (Switch)
    * Likes all manner of sleeping devices
    * Three inactive stories. Will write them if I have time lol
    * Can probably be seen on some Discord servers
    * Preferred weapon of choice: Enchanted Harisen (Wind)

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    “How come it seems like these two guys are playing chess? One of them knows he can’t outplay the other, but he still gives the impression that if he gets pissed off enough, he could just flip over the game board….”

    "“What a disgrace!” he fumed inwardly. “She’s obviously a cultivator! And yet she abandons all dignity to turn into a bug and look for some worthless medicinal plants! Is that the kind of thing a cultivator does!?!?” He truly felt that this young woman was completely shameless."

    -Meng Hao

    “Master, please look. This box… hmm, this computer is showing such filthy images! What is this race? Why do they have black skin? That’s still acceptable! The main point is, it is showing foreign men doing… is that a foreign woman as well? It’s too dirty! How could a lady commit such an adulterous actions! Why do these foreign men have such large p*nises… Never mind, let’s talk about the potential customer! Master, please have a look! This lady is watching these images which triggered her unbridled lust. Look at that flushed face, she even stretches her hand to… it’s completely shameful! Look at her wallow in self-abandoned and losing herself to her desires… Master, where are you going master?”

    -Tai Yinzi

    “Good!” Diwu Qing Rou gritted his teeth and praised, “I never realized that King level leader Jing is not only talented in leading Golden Horse Riders Department and martial arts, but your literary skill is so incredible as well! Your writing is so majestic; you wrote an IOU with such air! What a talent!”

    -Diwu Qing Rou

    “Whoa! This is the first time a girl asked for my number!”
    [You’re too pitiful to be rejoicing over that!]
    “I never rejoiced. I just received the rights to stand in front of other people confidently!”
    [That’s even more sad! Other people aren’t even aware of you anyway!]

    -Yu IlHan & Erta

    "I will kick your ass! I was just provoking you out of good intentions, and you... you... you acted so ruthlessly! I must say... I feel deeply hurt!"

    -Young Master Yu

    “Quickly pick your class and appearance! We should strive to be the first team to kill or be killed by a BOSS! Then we’ll rapidly rise in fame!”
    -Ye Cang

    “So what if I’m hiding behind a woman? This is a part of my capabilities. If you’re capable, find one to hide behind as well!”
    -Zhang Xuan
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    "The Dao is a journey that one has decided to walk. It is a manifestation of your decisions and thoughts. In the world, there are people wherever you go. In your world wherever you are, there is no one. In life, you will travel down a path. This path will lead to myriads of paths. Some paths will rise, some will sink. Some will converge, some will diverge. The path you trod will not intersect. For the path, you tread is apart from theirs. The Dao of Eternal Solitude is a solitary journey. A journey along an eternal path that shall not intersect."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-forever-alone-sect.6726/
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    "Revering the treasures bequeathed by heaven and now thrive on the earth for epochs to come."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-holy-trinity-sect.51858/
    Ladies and gentlemen. Greetings. Today I am here before you to share the wonders and glory of the most valuable and possibly the greatest treasure that the universe has offered to mankind. Yes, we all know what it is! Lolis! Not the little girls in reality but in the glorious two-dimensional world of anime! Yes! Lolis are the epitome of cuteness! There has been a theory that cuteness is the ultimate form of justice and ladies and gentlemen, that theory is correct. There is no falsehoods or any incorrectness in that. For lolis represent the utmost purity and innocence of humanity while also showcasing the feminine charm that has beguiled any and all things in the universe! Sadly this cannot be found within the real world. It can only be found in anime. But fear not! For we shall still be able to bask in the cleansing light of lolis as our brothers and sisters-in-arms work tirelessly to bring about an era wherein lolis will forever be the only truth! The only way of life!
    Ladies and gentlemen! A pleasant morning to you all. In light of my recent efforts on expounding on the glory and holiness of lolis, I have failed to share to you another of universe's greatest gifts that were handed over to us mere mortals. Yes, and they do not only exist within the legendary two-dimensional realm of anime but also in reality, although in few numbers as there are many fakes among these holy existences. They are what we call onee-sans! Yes! Older girls that exude utmost reliability as if you were in the embrace of gentle celestial angels and enticing maturity that leads you to a never-ending abyss of contemplative exploration! But do not think that they are seemingly omnipotent, my brothers and sisters! For such a thought is scandalous. These onee-sans do not lose in terms of cuteness to lolis! When you have been given, nay, bestowed the unearthly chance of grasping their weaknesses, which are not to be deemed as mistakes or errors in their existences, you shall see that onee-sans are adorable, charming and fragile creatures that deserve they utmost care and appreciation! Such incongruity might be confusing to some of you but it is that very incongruity that creates the sacred yet at the same time immoral legend of onee-sans! They too are also treasures that have been bequeathed to us all!
    Ladies and gentlemen. I am here before you all in this fine day to address another existence on par with the two previous heavenly treasures. They are called milfs! If any of you dare say that they are but manifestations of filthy immorality then you are absolutely correct! But at the same time you are laughably wrong! They are erotic, sexy and the very epitome of feminine and motherly charm! One may seek to find pleasure for themselves through them, to find comfort and warmth in their bosoms, to experience motherly and womanly love through them. Such is the reason why they are the immoral yet heavenly gifts of the universe!