Falhrus
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Falhrus

Avoiding enemies is hard work y'know?, Male, from Some random dimension somewhere

Ahhh, my dead profile page. I'm back. Canker sores are painful. Sep 11, 2018

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    1. VOLX98
      VOLX98
      C> icecream delivery~
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      2. VOLX98
        VOLX98
        Youre welcome.
        Oct 19, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Mmm
        Oct 19, 2016
      4. VOLX98
        VOLX98
        Hahaha
        Oct 19, 2016
    2. miru
      miru
      Niii~chaaan *poke poke poke*
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      3. miru
        miru
        *pokes everyone..poke poke ppoke*
        Oct 19, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *tries not to laugh* *trembles*
        Oct 19, 2016
      5. Fluffy13unny
        Fluffy13unny
        *hops and poke poke pokes*
        Oct 19, 2016
    3. KingOfMangonia
      KingOfMangonia
      Nice avi
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Thank you~ *summons a futon* Want a futon~?
        Oct 16, 2016
      2. KingOfMangonia
        KingOfMangonia
        but... sleeping bags :P
        Oct 16, 2016
    4. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Snakes are really cute.
      1. Loni4ever likes this.
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      3. Loni4ever
      4. checkman123
        checkman123
        @Falhrus h-how dare u, dragons are obviously better!
        Oct 15, 2016
      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... Snakes. Cute.
        Oct 15, 2016
    5. Miyuu
      Miyuu
      futon => fut- x => fut + a => FUTA!!!
      1. Arcturus likes this.
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Oct 13, 2016
        Miyuu likes this.
      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        *patting brother back* be strong okay... Lol
        Oct 13, 2016
        Miyuu likes this.
      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Mmm.
        Oct 13, 2016
    6. Panda-emic
      Panda-emic
      *sleeps in your futon*
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... *drags Pan and futon away from corner*
        Oct 12, 2016
      3. Panda-emic
        Panda-emic
        Noooooo! My corner...!
        Oct 12, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... It's MY corner.
        Oct 12, 2016
    7. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      *yawn*
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ...
        Oct 12, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Don't drag me into this damn it!
        also I don't want nor have a harem.
        Oct 12, 2016
        Miyuu likes this.
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Tell that to her.
        Oct 12, 2016
    8. Nom de Plume
      Nom de Plume
      Done. I was also going to put [futon slave] but you were saved by the character limit :3
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        No. I am a Futon Lord. Not a Futon Slave. *still hides in the corner*
        Oct 11, 2016
      3. Arcturus
        Arcturus
        So you are still a futa though?
        Oct 11, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        No. I am a guy.
        Oct 11, 2016
    9. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      To sleep or not to sleep. That is the question.
      1. RizYun likes this.
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Alright, sleep. *setting phone to silent mode*
        Oct 10, 2016
      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Place your phone away from futon! Lol
        Oct 10, 2016
      5. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        fap.....
        that makes you tired which in return grants sleep....
        Oct 10, 2016
        Scar likes this.
    10. Casul Reader
      Casul Reader
      Futon *cough*lady*cough*
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Deal with it mate~
        Oct 10, 2016
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Who's rushia?
        Oct 10, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        My clone~
        Oct 10, 2016
    11. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      Nii! I want the best futon! I'm sleepy....
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Sure~ *gives one premium celestial heavens futon*
        Oct 10, 2016
      2. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Thxx~~~ sleep... *snore*
        Btw I'm pretty sure I follow you before... How can I need to follow you again?
        Oct 10, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I dunno~?
        Oct 10, 2016
    12. Obsidian
      Obsidian
      Miku plushie delivery!
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *receives plushy gratefully* Thanks.
        Oct 10, 2016
        Obsidian likes this.
    13. miru
      miru
      Nii~! Give me a futon ~! *hugs*
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *gives @miru a futon with a picture of wolfie sewn on it* *pats her* Now run along and play with Wolfie~ *secretly injects aphrodisiac to her* How nice it is to be young~
        Oct 8, 2016
        miru likes this.
      2. miru
        miru
        Oct 8, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Kukuku
        Oct 8, 2016
    14. hachiman hikigaya
      1. Eternal Liar and HavekZero like this.
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      3. hachiman hikigaya
        hachiman hikigaya
        Oct 5, 2016
        Lonelycity likes this.
      4. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        I see
        Oct 5, 2016
      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ...
        Oct 5, 2016
    15. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Hmm... so a tree can hurt you even if it falls in the direction opposite to you huh...
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      2. Miyuu
        Miyuu
        but that wasn't an advice~
        Oct 5, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Thanks anyway~
        Oct 5, 2016
      4. Miyuu
        Miyuu
        :p
        no fun!
        Oct 5, 2016
    16. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Goddamnit. I am never going to pat a stray dog again.
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      2. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        Happens... Even I pat them sometimes.... Especially the pups
        Oct 3, 2016
      3. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        you should kill the monkey to scare the chicken
        Oct 3, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... Uh what?
        Oct 3, 2016
    17. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      ... Can cousins get married in Japan?
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... I see. No wonder I've been seeing the cousin route in anime lately...
        Oct 2, 2016
      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        hmm..........
        is this kaze no stigma we're talking about....?
        Oct 2, 2016
      4. Nargol
        Nargol
        @Hate no it isn't. Incest is strictly between blood relations. That's why it's other name in Swedish is "blood shame"
        Oct 2, 2016
    18. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      ... I found a lost phone... what should I do?
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      2. The Divine Queen
        The Divine Queen
        I'd go with @Pyoo on that one .... *thumbsUp* thats a good idea
        Sep 28, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... I was planning to destroy it... since I havent broke something thoroughly before.
        Sep 28, 2016
        Raizhee and The Divine Queen like this.
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        ..... i'd still choose cashing it over destroying it...
        or throwing it in the lake to forever forget
        but i’d just be sad that I missed the opportunity to cashed it
        Sep 28, 2016
    19. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Uwwwwaaaahhhhhhh?!
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      2. akki
        akki
        No way~!
        Sep 25, 2016
      3. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        Nai wa !
        Sep 25, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *raises eyebrow* What's up with your reactions?
        Sep 25, 2016
    20. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I am feeling happy today~ Someone slipped on the banana peel I threw after I finished eating my lunch on recess~
      1. Pyoo likes this.
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      3. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        ...you slipped on banana peel too? *holding back laughter*

        O-okay.. i-it's... o-kay....
        Sep 23, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ...
        Sep 23, 2016
      5. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        *pats*
        Sep 23, 2016
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Some random dimension somewhere
    Occupation:
    Conscripted Scholar
    * A NUF user who is rarely active these days
    * Currently some high rank that I don't remember in Forever Alone Sect
    * Probably still a bishop of the Cult of Pyoo
    * Affiliated to the Zeta Family
    * Accepts free praise
    * Lazy and probably dense
    * Still a teasing target I guess?
    * Sado-masochist (Switch)
    * Likes all manner of sleeping devices
    * Three inactive stories. Will write them if I have time lol
    * Can probably be seen on some Discord servers
    * Preferred weapon of choice: Enchanted Harisen (Wind)

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    “How come it seems like these two guys are playing chess? One of them knows he can’t outplay the other, but he still gives the impression that if he gets pissed off enough, he could just flip over the game board….”

    "“What a disgrace!” he fumed inwardly. “She’s obviously a cultivator! And yet she abandons all dignity to turn into a bug and look for some worthless medicinal plants! Is that the kind of thing a cultivator does!?!?” He truly felt that this young woman was completely shameless."

    -Meng Hao

    “Master, please look. This box… hmm, this computer is showing such filthy images! What is this race? Why do they have black skin? That’s still acceptable! The main point is, it is showing foreign men doing… is that a foreign woman as well? It’s too dirty! How could a lady commit such an adulterous actions! Why do these foreign men have such large p*nises… Never mind, let’s talk about the potential customer! Master, please have a look! This lady is watching these images which triggered her unbridled lust. Look at that flushed face, she even stretches her hand to… it’s completely shameful! Look at her wallow in self-abandoned and losing herself to her desires… Master, where are you going master?”

    -Tai Yinzi

    “Good!” Diwu Qing Rou gritted his teeth and praised, “I never realized that King level leader Jing is not only talented in leading Golden Horse Riders Department and martial arts, but your literary skill is so incredible as well! Your writing is so majestic; you wrote an IOU with such air! What a talent!”

    -Diwu Qing Rou

    “Whoa! This is the first time a girl asked for my number!”
    [You’re too pitiful to be rejoicing over that!]
    “I never rejoiced. I just received the rights to stand in front of other people confidently!”
    [That’s even more sad! Other people aren’t even aware of you anyway!]

    -Yu IlHan & Erta

    "I will kick your ass! I was just provoking you out of good intentions, and you... you... you acted so ruthlessly! I must say... I feel deeply hurt!"

    -Young Master Yu

    “Quickly pick your class and appearance! We should strive to be the first team to kill or be killed by a BOSS! Then we’ll rapidly rise in fame!”
    -Ye Cang

    “So what if I’m hiding behind a woman? This is a part of my capabilities. If you’re capable, find one to hide behind as well!”
    -Zhang Xuan
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    "The Dao is a journey that one has decided to walk. It is a manifestation of your decisions and thoughts. In the world, there are people wherever you go. In your world wherever you are, there is no one. In life, you will travel down a path. This path will lead to myriads of paths. Some paths will rise, some will sink. Some will converge, some will diverge. The path you trod will not intersect. For the path, you tread is apart from theirs. The Dao of Eternal Solitude is a solitary journey. A journey along an eternal path that shall not intersect."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-forever-alone-sect.6726/
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    "Revering the treasures bequeathed by heaven and now thrive on the earth for epochs to come."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-holy-trinity-sect.51858/
    Ladies and gentlemen. Greetings. Today I am here before you to share the wonders and glory of the most valuable and possibly the greatest treasure that the universe has offered to mankind. Yes, we all know what it is! Lolis! Not the little girls in reality but in the glorious two-dimensional world of anime! Yes! Lolis are the epitome of cuteness! There has been a theory that cuteness is the ultimate form of justice and ladies and gentlemen, that theory is correct. There is no falsehoods or any incorrectness in that. For lolis represent the utmost purity and innocence of humanity while also showcasing the feminine charm that has beguiled any and all things in the universe! Sadly this cannot be found within the real world. It can only be found in anime. But fear not! For we shall still be able to bask in the cleansing light of lolis as our brothers and sisters-in-arms work tirelessly to bring about an era wherein lolis will forever be the only truth! The only way of life!
    Ladies and gentlemen! A pleasant morning to you all. In light of my recent efforts on expounding on the glory and holiness of lolis, I have failed to share to you another of universe's greatest gifts that were handed over to us mere mortals. Yes, and they do not only exist within the legendary two-dimensional realm of anime but also in reality, although in few numbers as there are many fakes among these holy existences. They are what we call onee-sans! Yes! Older girls that exude utmost reliability as if you were in the embrace of gentle celestial angels and enticing maturity that leads you to a never-ending abyss of contemplative exploration! But do not think that they are seemingly omnipotent, my brothers and sisters! For such a thought is scandalous. These onee-sans do not lose in terms of cuteness to lolis! When you have been given, nay, bestowed the unearthly chance of grasping their weaknesses, which are not to be deemed as mistakes or errors in their existences, you shall see that onee-sans are adorable, charming and fragile creatures that deserve they utmost care and appreciation! Such incongruity might be confusing to some of you but it is that very incongruity that creates the sacred yet at the same time immoral legend of onee-sans! They too are also treasures that have been bequeathed to us all!
    Ladies and gentlemen. I am here before you all in this fine day to address another existence on par with the two previous heavenly treasures. They are called milfs! If any of you dare say that they are but manifestations of filthy immorality then you are absolutely correct! But at the same time you are laughably wrong! They are erotic, sexy and the very epitome of feminine and motherly charm! One may seek to find pleasure for themselves through them, to find comfort and warmth in their bosoms, to experience motherly and womanly love through them. Such is the reason why they are the immoral yet heavenly gifts of the universe!