Falhrus
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Falhrus

Avoiding enemies is hard work y'know?, Male, from Some random dimension somewhere

Ahhh, my dead profile page. I'm back. Canker sores are painful. Sep 11, 2018

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Apr 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
    1. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      *twirls*
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *clap* *clap* What a graceful twirl, your holiness @Pyoo!
        Sep 22, 2016
      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ *bows*
        Sep 22, 2016
    2. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      The feeling when you see a couple breaking up in front of your eyes... and you were the alone with them in a room, trying to take a nap.
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      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        sounds like 'fun'
        Sep 22, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Nope, if anything they were ruining my attempt to nap.
        Sep 22, 2016
      5. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        that's why the ' '. sarcasm.
        Sep 22, 2016
    3. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Laziness fills me with contentment~
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        *roll*
        doritos make me happy! :3
        Sep 21, 2016
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Sep 21, 2016
        Lovely likes this.
    4. Eternal Liar
      Eternal Liar
      Hey ~ SF is dropping by to see how're you doing?
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      2. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        . . . .The Grand Dao of . . . . . . Loli !
        Sep 20, 2016
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... SF @HolyGuise it is already part of the third Dao I am practicing. Please recommend something else.
        Sep 20, 2016
      4. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Lolis are suburashi
        Sep 20, 2016
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    5. VOLX98
      VOLX98
      *cups hands*
      *bows* u_u
      Greetings, brother @Falhrus !
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... What? Did you marry someone in the Zeta Family? *cups hands* *bows* Well, whatever. *sleeps in the corner*
        Sep 19, 2016
    6. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      How can I destroy a ship? (Not the floating ones mind you)
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      2. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        This @Falhrus actually respects someone?? *Triple takes* wonder when he starts calling me hyung-nim
        Sep 20, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Sep 20, 2016
      4. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        Anyways nice knowing you!! I'll try hard for that day to come .
        Sep 20, 2016
    7. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      *sigh* Why must people be so greedy and stingy? Can't they just steadfastly repay their debts to me and observe punctuality?
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Doesn't work that way. The skin on their face are as thick as city walls.
        Sep 15, 2016
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      4. Chewy
        Chewy
        Lol trade money for their ID or passport XD *when you return ma moolah I will give it back*
        Sep 15, 2016
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      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I can't. *too lazy to even bother*
        Sep 15, 2016
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    8. Chewy
      Chewy
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      3. Chewy
        Chewy
        Whats discord? o.o
        Sep 14, 2016
      4. episod3ux
        Sep 14, 2016
        Chewy likes this.
      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I am here~
        Sep 15, 2016
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    9. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I am in a dilemma. Two sins are warring within me. Need to work to get paid but I also want to sleep. Greed or sloth? Which must I follow.
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        are you in urgent need of money?
        Sep 14, 2016
      2. Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        Go work then you can rest later.
        Sep 14, 2016
      3. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        why not both?

        go work, then sleep in your workplace
        Sep 14, 2016
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    10. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I have learned that slipping on a banana peel actually hurts the mind, not just the body. And the pain in the mind is greater.
      1. akki
        akki
        I have yet to experience this~ well I hope I never do~
        Sep 14, 2016
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Don't try it. Dignity will be torn to shreds.
        Sep 14, 2016
    11. Ophious
      Ophious
      .....Why are you attempting to corrupt my daughter?
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      3. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        *nods*
        Sep 14, 2016
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      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        `-` 100? wtf i got 94.
        Sep 14, 2016
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      5. Balthazzar
        Balthazzar
        >_> for a sis-con you sure are pure epi
        Sep 14, 2016
    12. Chewy
    13. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Should I cut my nails now or wait until next week? .-.
      1. Deleted member 32451 likes this.
      2. Casul Reader
        Casul Reader
        Long nails are annoying
        Sep 12, 2016
      3. VOLX98
        VOLX98
        Brother let's cut them together~
        Sep 12, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Its not long, nor is it short.
        Sep 12, 2016
    14. akki
      akki
      Random question 210 (source @Pyoo-san): What's your favourite kitchen furniture/equipment/machine? (@DCLXVI)
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Refrigerator
        Sep 11, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... Spoon and Fork?
        Sep 11, 2016
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      5. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        Sep 11, 2016
    15. luvist
      luvist
      dont corrupt the dojo its holy ground
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... *pei*
        Sep 10, 2016
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      2. luvist
        luvist
        XD
        Sep 10, 2016
    16. VOLX98
      VOLX98
      Hello uncle Falhrus~
      1. Falhrus
        Sep 9, 2016
      2. VOLX98
        VOLX98
        I don't know ~_~
        Sep 9, 2016
    17. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Owsitc? Nuuu dont corrupt jojo D:
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        \o\\o//o/
        Sep 10, 2016
      3. jojo_48
        jojo_48
        .....Fal
        Sep 11, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *pats jojo* I'll corrupt you soon...
        Sep 11, 2016
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    18. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I've decided that doing weird and creepy things is fun!
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      3. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Forever alone
        Sep 9, 2016
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      4. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Stalker!
        Sep 9, 2016
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      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Then next time, pick a name that I wont think is nice.
        Sep 9, 2016
    19. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I saw a couple in my school holding hands. All the people were cheering while I was silent and praying for them to explode. Am I bad?
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      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Lets ask @HolyGuise how this one works.

        I thought the sect was for those w/o family ties.
        Sep 6, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        It was? Meh.
        Sep 6, 2016
      5. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        We have long ago forgone physical ties, we are n ow apart by spiritual ties
        Sep 6, 2016
    20. Kerbasi
      Kerbasi
      Yo fals~!
      1. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Yo @Kerbasi~ Sorry for responding late. Too much discord, lol.
        Sep 6, 2016
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Some random dimension somewhere
    Occupation:
    Conscripted Scholar
    * A NUF user who is rarely active these days
    * Currently some high rank that I don't remember in Forever Alone Sect
    * Probably still a bishop of the Cult of Pyoo
    * Affiliated to the Zeta Family
    * Accepts free praise
    * Lazy and probably dense
    * Still a teasing target I guess?
    * Sado-masochist (Switch)
    * Likes all manner of sleeping devices
    * Three inactive stories. Will write them if I have time lol
    * Can probably be seen on some Discord servers
    * Preferred weapon of choice: Enchanted Harisen (Wind)

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    “How come it seems like these two guys are playing chess? One of them knows he can’t outplay the other, but he still gives the impression that if he gets pissed off enough, he could just flip over the game board….”

    "“What a disgrace!” he fumed inwardly. “She’s obviously a cultivator! And yet she abandons all dignity to turn into a bug and look for some worthless medicinal plants! Is that the kind of thing a cultivator does!?!?” He truly felt that this young woman was completely shameless."

    -Meng Hao

    “Master, please look. This box… hmm, this computer is showing such filthy images! What is this race? Why do they have black skin? That’s still acceptable! The main point is, it is showing foreign men doing… is that a foreign woman as well? It’s too dirty! How could a lady commit such an adulterous actions! Why do these foreign men have such large p*nises… Never mind, let’s talk about the potential customer! Master, please have a look! This lady is watching these images which triggered her unbridled lust. Look at that flushed face, she even stretches her hand to… it’s completely shameful! Look at her wallow in self-abandoned and losing herself to her desires… Master, where are you going master?”

    -Tai Yinzi

    “Good!” Diwu Qing Rou gritted his teeth and praised, “I never realized that King level leader Jing is not only talented in leading Golden Horse Riders Department and martial arts, but your literary skill is so incredible as well! Your writing is so majestic; you wrote an IOU with such air! What a talent!”

    -Diwu Qing Rou

    “Whoa! This is the first time a girl asked for my number!”
    [You’re too pitiful to be rejoicing over that!]
    “I never rejoiced. I just received the rights to stand in front of other people confidently!”
    [That’s even more sad! Other people aren’t even aware of you anyway!]

    -Yu IlHan & Erta

    "I will kick your ass! I was just provoking you out of good intentions, and you... you... you acted so ruthlessly! I must say... I feel deeply hurt!"

    -Young Master Yu

    “Quickly pick your class and appearance! We should strive to be the first team to kill or be killed by a BOSS! Then we’ll rapidly rise in fame!”
    -Ye Cang

    “So what if I’m hiding behind a woman? This is a part of my capabilities. If you’re capable, find one to hide behind as well!”
    -Zhang Xuan
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    "The Dao is a journey that one has decided to walk. It is a manifestation of your decisions and thoughts. In the world, there are people wherever you go. In your world wherever you are, there is no one. In life, you will travel down a path. This path will lead to myriads of paths. Some paths will rise, some will sink. Some will converge, some will diverge. The path you trod will not intersect. For the path, you tread is apart from theirs. The Dao of Eternal Solitude is a solitary journey. A journey along an eternal path that shall not intersect."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-forever-alone-sect.6726/
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    "Revering the treasures bequeathed by heaven and now thrive on the earth for epochs to come."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-holy-trinity-sect.51858/
    Ladies and gentlemen. Greetings. Today I am here before you to share the wonders and glory of the most valuable and possibly the greatest treasure that the universe has offered to mankind. Yes, we all know what it is! Lolis! Not the little girls in reality but in the glorious two-dimensional world of anime! Yes! Lolis are the epitome of cuteness! There has been a theory that cuteness is the ultimate form of justice and ladies and gentlemen, that theory is correct. There is no falsehoods or any incorrectness in that. For lolis represent the utmost purity and innocence of humanity while also showcasing the feminine charm that has beguiled any and all things in the universe! Sadly this cannot be found within the real world. It can only be found in anime. But fear not! For we shall still be able to bask in the cleansing light of lolis as our brothers and sisters-in-arms work tirelessly to bring about an era wherein lolis will forever be the only truth! The only way of life!
    Ladies and gentlemen! A pleasant morning to you all. In light of my recent efforts on expounding on the glory and holiness of lolis, I have failed to share to you another of universe's greatest gifts that were handed over to us mere mortals. Yes, and they do not only exist within the legendary two-dimensional realm of anime but also in reality, although in few numbers as there are many fakes among these holy existences. They are what we call onee-sans! Yes! Older girls that exude utmost reliability as if you were in the embrace of gentle celestial angels and enticing maturity that leads you to a never-ending abyss of contemplative exploration! But do not think that they are seemingly omnipotent, my brothers and sisters! For such a thought is scandalous. These onee-sans do not lose in terms of cuteness to lolis! When you have been given, nay, bestowed the unearthly chance of grasping their weaknesses, which are not to be deemed as mistakes or errors in their existences, you shall see that onee-sans are adorable, charming and fragile creatures that deserve they utmost care and appreciation! Such incongruity might be confusing to some of you but it is that very incongruity that creates the sacred yet at the same time immoral legend of onee-sans! They too are also treasures that have been bequeathed to us all!
    Ladies and gentlemen. I am here before you all in this fine day to address another existence on par with the two previous heavenly treasures. They are called milfs! If any of you dare say that they are but manifestations of filthy immorality then you are absolutely correct! But at the same time you are laughably wrong! They are erotic, sexy and the very epitome of feminine and motherly charm! One may seek to find pleasure for themselves through them, to find comfort and warmth in their bosoms, to experience motherly and womanly love through them. Such is the reason why they are the immoral yet heavenly gifts of the universe!