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Gender:
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Birthday:
May 23, 2000 (Age: 23)
Location:
USA
Occupation:
CNC Machinist

Fossil

「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」, Male, 23, from USA

Getting tired of novels with long titles. Actively starting to boycott them, especially since the majority of them seem to be bad anyway. Sep 14, 2023

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    1. Fossil
      Fossil
      Getting tired of novels with long titles. Actively starting to boycott them, especially since the majority of them seem to be bad anyway.
      Sep 14, 2023
    2. Blitz
      Blitz
      Pikmin, atelier, or trails?
      Jul 21, 2023
      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Huh. No abbreviations this time. Honestly, Pikmin then.
        Jul 21, 2023
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        I felt lazy<.<
        Pikmin 1+2 it is
        Jul 22, 2023
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Tsk tsk tsk. Shouldn’t be lazy.
        Jul 22, 2023
    3. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      Dear Mr.Fossil, I would like to enlist your baking services for a funeral procession I am organising

      Please provide the baked goods as soon as possible
      Kindest Regards
      Jul 9, 2023
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        When’s the deadline? Currently out sick.
        Jul 9, 2023
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      4. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        A week or two. I'm sure that some hellfire cupcakes will cure you in no time!
        Jul 9, 2023
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Remind me beforehand then.
        Jul 9, 2023
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    4. Fossil
      Fossil
      Never let me go to a con again without a good amount in savings.
      Jul 4, 2023
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      3. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        *sends you to a loli-con* ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)
        Jul 6, 2023
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *sends you to a prison-con(viction)*
        Jul 6, 2023
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        …Yep. Time to kill the Internet.
        Jul 6, 2023
    5. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      *cycles into Fossil's Moon Restaurant*
      Mr. Hero! I would like your special choco 3tier cake!
      *Fossil uses his chainsaw and makes a cake in 0.001 second*
      Wow!~ You are getting better and better at this!~
      *cycles back home*
      Jul 4, 2023
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        …Who the hell keeps possessing me?!
        Jul 4, 2023
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    6. Fossil
      Fossil
      Got my headphones signed by Mili!
      Jul 3, 2023
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      2. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        Idk who that is but congratulations!!!
        Jul 3, 2023
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    7. Fossil
      Fossil
      Time for a new avatar.
      Jul 1, 2023
      2. hypersniper159
        hypersniper159
        Hmmmm
        Jul 2, 2023
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        I remember you using this avatar before tho!
        Jul 2, 2023
      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Did I? Oh well.
        Jul 2, 2023
    8. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      Mr. Hero! May I know when will you be releasing your latest cookbook 78th edition? We are awaiting to read it eagerly!
      Jul 1, 2023
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      3. Esha07
        Esha07
        *flips hair and roll away as well* tsk
        Jul 1, 2023
      4. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        tsk tsk
        Jul 1, 2023
      5. Esha07
        Esha07
        Tsk tsk
        Jul 1, 2023
    9. Blitz
      Blitz
      Ra or tr?
      Jul 1, 2023
      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Ray or tracing? I don’t know a dude named Ray, but I know artists who trace.
        Let’s go with tracing.
        Jul 1, 2023
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Spectral hoodwinking
        Jul 1, 2023
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        W-what?
        Jul 1, 2023
    10. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      *peeks*
      *places a ultrarare chainsaw and cookbook*
      *sneaks away*
      Jun 14, 2023
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        *sets a trap for next time*
        Jun 14, 2023
    11. Alexcia
      Alexcia
      hilo! you were 15 when u joined nuf! damn
      Jun 11, 2023
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Nah. I just have a sweet tooth.
        Jun 15, 2023
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      4. Alexcia
        Alexcia
        eh wait, what's going on? change what
        Jun 17, 2023
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Not change, charge.
        Jun 17, 2023
    12. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      Mr. Fossil when will you publish your new cookbook?
      Jun 10, 2023
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      3. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        Eating a choco cake made in a cat shape!? Yay!
        Jun 10, 2023
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      4. Alexcia
        Alexcia
        oohhh i like cooking!
        Jun 10, 2023
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        When they make Xenoblade 4.
        Jun 10, 2023
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    13. Blitz
      Blitz
      Happy belated birthday skelly, have fun at the con \o/
      Jun 1, 2023
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Thanks~
        Jun 2, 2023
    14. Fossil
      Fossil
      Oh yeah, forgot to mention, I’ll be at AX this year. Mostly for a concert to see Mili, but I guess I’ll go to the con again too.
      May 31, 2023
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Good luck~
        May 31, 2023
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Thanks~
        May 31, 2023
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    15. Orris
      Orris
      when are you releasing your newest cookbook? (✿ •̀ ω •́ ) ✧
      Apr 19, 2023
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      3. Orris
        Orris
        a good chef is always a good ingredient to make successful dish
        Apr 19, 2023
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Deadline? What are you gonna do if I pass it? Kill me?
        Apr 19, 2023
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      5. Orris
        Orris
        no they'll just fine you

        *pat pats mr. hero* ^^;
        Apr 19, 2023
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    16. Blitz
      Blitz
      FOSSIL fossil
      Apr 19, 2023
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Lol. I’ll keep that in mind. I’ll have to get back to you once I finish XC3 first.
        Apr 30, 2023
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Ino’s class is fucking OP.
        May 6, 2023
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Literally three healers with the rest that class makes the team practically unkillable for me.
        May 6, 2023
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    17. Orris
      Orris
      Secret Heroic Technique: Chain Bone Saw Fosscillation!
      Apr 14, 2023
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      2. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        *orders a choco cake*
        Apr 15, 2023
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      3. Orris
        Orris
        *also orders choco cakes* (✿ •̀ ω •́ ) ✧
        Apr 15, 2023
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    18. Orris
      Orris
      ...
      ┬┴┬┴┤
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・) *peeks*
      *sneaks into mr. Fossil's very famous and heroic 5-Michelin star restaurant/bakery/cafe located in lunar hell*
      *takes three boxes of Trianon de Paradis Lunaire*
      *happy Orris noises* (✿ •̀ ω •́ )b ✧
      *leaves a chainsaw made completely of Avgust Farms mixed berries*
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)
      ┬┴┬┴┤ *sneaks away*
      Apr 6, 2023
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Hi, sorry, I just made a large purchase and thus require actual money.
        *revs chainsaw*
        You wouldn’t skirt on proper payment now, would you?
        Apr 14, 2023
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      3. Orris
        Orris
        chainsaws are proper payment :V

        *points to "we prefer chainsaws for payment" sign in front of your restaurant*
        Apr 14, 2023
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Yeah, you see, you left your signature on that sign. It’s not mine.
        Apr 14, 2023
    19. Orris
      Orris
      ...
      ┬┴┬┴┤
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・) *peeks*
      *sneaks into mr. fossil's 42th branch bakery*
      *eats two deluxe royal chocolate cakes with fresh sliced strawberries*
      *leaves two meatbuns on a table*
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)
      ┬┴┬┴┤ *sneaks away*
      Apr 5, 2023
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        >.> Yep. Time to claim some debts.
        *revs chainsaw*
        Apr 5, 2023
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      4. Orris
        Orris
        *chainsaw ̶m̶a̶n̶ skeleton hero noises*
        Apr 6, 2023
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      5. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        Yay! All hail the Great Hero Fossil!
        Apr 6, 2023
    20. Fossil
      Fossil
      Now opening: Fossil's Debt Reclaiming Service! We'll get the money back, guaranteed!
      Apr 3, 2023
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      3. justabot
        justabot
        @Fossil I'm sorry, but you are wrong.
        Jul 4, 2023
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        …Never mind. I’m fine with taking you up on that.
        Jul 4, 2023
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      5. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        Thankyou ^_^
        Jul 4, 2023
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 23, 2000 (Age: 23)
    Location:
    USA
    Occupation:
    CNC Machinist
    Bio? What bio? This was the only ever bio! Nothing ever came before it!
    *coughs*

    Anyway, I'm Fossil. A skeleton, a human, a whatever you want me to be. I'm a CNC Machinist who got sucked into novels way back in high school. I primarily hang around community games and on Discord. I don't know what my favorite novel is anymore as I've read too much.

    I love music, video games, anime, etc. That's about it. Feel free to PM me or post on my profile about anything.

    Enjoy your time on NUF, but escape while you still can!

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    "If everyone in the world is crazy, and you are being called crazy by everyone in the world, does that make you normal or a psychopath?"
    Adventurer's Guild Character
    Adventurer's Guild Dragon Wyvern
    Squick
    Name: Ezel
    Domain: Elements
    Title: Creation God of the Elements
    Feats: Creation of the First World
    Karma: 0

    Appearance: A tall body clothed in a black cloak that you can’t see through. The cloak has silver arrows covering it that change colors based on the element being used.

    Holy Symbol: Five differently colored arrows representing fire, earth, water, air, and lightning.

    Tools: Ruby (Gun), Five elemental swords (Crimson Rose, Azure Iris, Sakura, Baby's Breath, and Lisianthus)
    Realm Locations: World Tree, Pyrrhis, Terris, Hydrum, Fulris, Aer
    Name: Phantasm (Zeke)
    Race: Human (Chaotic Being)
    Gender: Male
    Job: Swordsman (Unintelligible)
    Skills: Swordsmanship (Unintelligible)
    ​
    Physical Status: Ongoing Dehydration
    Mental Status: Mostly Insane - Probably
    Faith in Humanity: -5000 and Dropping
    Personality: Procrastinating Sadist with Standards
    Occupation: Bookworm
    Currently Procrastinating: Procrastination
    Old Titles: ~Procrastinator: I’ll Find a Better Title Later~, Page Master, King of Squirrels, Aliceshiki’s Punching Ball
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    He's someone who prefers night time over day, mostly because he can sleep.

    Known Concepts:
    Night
    Stars
    Aurora
    Sleep
    Dungeons
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    AGNA Li Yaolong