Fossil

「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」, Male, 23, from USA

Getting tired of novels with long titles. Actively starting to boycott them, especially since the majority of them seem to be bad anyway. Sep 14, 2023

Fossil was last seen:: Apr 23, 2024 at 11:08 AM

1. Fossil
  So...why do we get the Well-known member title so early on? Are we really well-known at that point? Honestly it shouldn’t be until 1,000.
  
  Apr 8, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    Still doesn’t make you that well-known.
    
    Apr 8, 2018
  4. AliceShiki
    Actually does, if you got many likes, it means people noticed your posts in a good way, that is well-known.
    
    Sure, it doesn't mean you're omnipresent or anything, but... Well, it is enough~
    
    Apr 8, 2018
  5. Fossil
    Still, one hundred likes isn’t enough to be well-known here.
    
    Apr 8, 2018
2. SquadCammander354
  Would you like to join the Squad of NUF, with the idea of conque-I mean protecting the world? (´-_-`)
  
  Apr 7, 2018
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  3. SquadCammander354
    No worries, we can travel to any dimension, and some of our missions will require us to rip people's faces off for alchemy.
    
    We need you. O.O
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  4. Fossil
    Too busy for that~ Maybe Naraku can help you.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
    
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  5. SquadCammander354
    Alright.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
    
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3. Anon Ymous
  .
  *take out hammer*
  *stabs @Fossil *
  
  Apr 7, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    Stop denying the truth.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  4. Anon Ymous
    you know why
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  5. Fossil
    I already told you why.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
4. Unsleepyknight
  With the power bestowed upon me, I will ravaged your anus with my holy stake. After that, I will bind you in the tortoise tie and leave.
  
  Apr 7, 2018
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  3. Unsleepyknight
    Don't worry mah dear I will satisfy your M tendencies
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  4. Fossil
    I'm an S.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  5. Unsleepyknight
    Then fight back you dummy!☜
    
    Apr 7, 2018
5. Fossil
  I have successfully stolen my body back! And now...I shall become my old self again! I shall no longer be a mere skeleton!
  
  Apr 7, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    Behold! After an hour of finding myself (compressing images), I have finally been reborn!
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  4. LivingCorpse
    ...why it isn't Skeletor?
    What kind of Pok*mon are you!?
    This is a fraud, I want my money back.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
    
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  5. Fossil
    No refunds allowed
    
    Apr 7, 2018
    
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6. Fossil
  *slaps @everyone*
  
  Apr 7, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    That I am.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  4. Nino Sasou
    I heard ossan is m
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  5. Fossil
    He is.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
7. hothotpot
  Wifeyyy I am strong
  
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  　 / )))　　　 _
  ／イ　　　(((
  (　ﾉ　　　　￣Ｙ＼
  |　(＼ ∧＿∧ ｜　)
  ヽ　ヽ`(´･ω･)_／ノ/
  　＼ |　⌒Ｙ⌒　/ /
  　 \ヽ　｜　ﾉ／
  　　＼ﾄー仝ーｲ /
  　　｜ミ土彡｜
  　　 )　　　｜
  　　 /
  
  Apr 7, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    ...Oi. I’m an actual doctor.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  4. Laling
    Of course you are~
    
    Apr 7, 2018
  5. Fossil
    I’m a doctor evil! @Naraku can vouch!
    
    I also major in Squirrology.
    
    Apr 7, 2018
8. Blitz
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  Apr 6, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    I'm unofficially married to @hothotpot.
    
    Apr 6, 2018
    
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  4. hothotpot
    Bloodwar is in the harem too (｡☉౪ ⊙｡)
    
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  5. Blitz
    Kek. You need a marriage thread for it to be official
    
    Apr 7, 2018
9. Fossil
  *spam*
  
  Apr 6, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    ...No.
    
    Apr 6, 2018
  4. Blitz
    Your loss~
    
    Apr 6, 2018
  5. Fossil
    If you say so.
    
    Apr 6, 2018
10. Fossil
  *wants more alerts to sift through**is too busy to respond*
  
  Apr 5, 2018
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11. Fossil
  I might be stuck at school for another 30 minutes. With nothing to do. Help.
  
  Apr 4, 2018
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  3. Laling
    Did you bring food to munch at least?
    
    Apr 4, 2018
  4. Fossil
    Nope. But I’m finally home!
    
    Apr 4, 2018
  5. Laling
    Oh. Relax yourself then~
    
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12. Fossil
  *walks forty minutes to high school only to find out that my one class there has no class today because the instructor went to the ER* FUCK!
  
  Apr 3, 2018
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  2. Blitz
    Don't they send a message or anything?
    
    Apr 3, 2018
  3. Fossil
    Nope!
    
    Apr 3, 2018
13. Fossil
  How many people would wear glasses if pushing them up does the glare thing in anime?
  
  Apr 3, 2018
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  3. Riff
    It would be overuse and stale if everyone could do it.
    
    Apr 3, 2018
  4. Blitz
    Or will it?
    *pushes up glasses*
    
    Apr 3, 2018
  5. Fossil
    @Riff, that’s why you would jack up the prices!
    
    Apr 3, 2018
14. Valera
  Haven't talked with you in a while. How are you?
  
  Apr 2, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    College mixed with high school.
    
    Apr 3, 2018
  4. Valera
    Oh
    
    Apr 3, 2018
  5. Fossil
    How about you? Looking forward to school at all?
    
    Apr 3, 2018
15. SquadCammander354
  Lights, cameras, action~!!!! (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)
  
  Apr 2, 2018
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  2. Fossil
    I at least know Action!
    
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16. Fossil
  So I’m doing my daily BlazBlue grind, open up the notifications, and there’s a new item called WhatIsThis. It’s a chest kind of item.
  
  Apr 2, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    You can’t in BlazBlue. You can only sell it. Besides, why would I drop such a glorious item?
    
    Apr 2, 2018
  4. Nekorin
    because it consume too much space??
    
    Apr 2, 2018
  5. Fossil
    It’s one inventory slot out of 200 or so. I’ll be fine. Plus it might give me something one of these days!
    
    Apr 2, 2018
17. Fossil
  Happy Easter everyone~
  
  Apr 1, 2018
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  3. JNaomi
    No worries, I can share Little Pot o/
    
    Apr 1, 2018
    
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  4. SquadCammander354
    Happy Easter~! OwO) /
    
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  5. lavender_drop
    Y'all don't know the heartbreak of finding out my waifu had others too ~ now I am a sponge ~
    
    Apr 2, 2018
    
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18. Hakuru
  *kicks* ash’s punching bag
  
  Apr 1, 2018
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  3. Fossil
    ...Again, it's a perfectly normal server.
    
    Apr 1, 2018
    
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  4. hothotpot
    I should have tried finding the translation for “Charming smile, afflicted with halitosis”
    
    Apr 1, 2018
    
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  5. Fossil
    Hahaha, that wouldn't fit you though!
    
    Apr 1, 2018
19. Fossil
  We may not be able to comment on the @NU Status Bot's profile, but we can give it a chocolate bunny!
  
  Apr 1, 2018
20. Fossil
  *when you misread pants'll catch fire as penis'll catch fire*
  
  Apr 1, 2018
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  2. Willheim
    depends where the fire starts and if you're a female or male organism with penis outside your body
    
    Apr 1, 2018
  3. Fossil
    Fair point.
    
    Apr 1, 2018
    
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About

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

May 23, 2000 (Age: 23)

Location:

USA

Occupation:

CNC Machinist

Bio? What bio? This was the only ever bio! Nothing ever came before it!
*coughs*

Anyway, I'm Fossil. A skeleton, a human, a whatever you want me to be. I'm a CNC Machinist who got sucked into novels way back in high school. I primarily hang around community games and on Discord. I don't know what my favorite novel is anymore as I've read too much.

I love music, video games, anime, etc. That's about it. Feel free to PM me or post on my profile about anything.

Enjoy your time on NUF, but escape while you still can!
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"If everyone in the world is crazy, and you are being called crazy by everyone in the world, does that make you normal or a psychopath?"
Adventurer's Guild Character
Adventurer's Guild Dragon Wyvern

Squick

Name: Ezel
Domain: Elements
Title: Creation God of the Elements
Feats: Creation of the First World
Karma: 0

Appearance: A tall body clothed in a black cloak that you can’t see through. The cloak has silver arrows covering it that change colors based on the element being used.

Holy Symbol: Five differently colored arrows representing fire, earth, water, air, and lightning.

Tools: Ruby (Gun), Five elemental swords (Crimson Rose, Azure Iris, Sakura, Baby's Breath, and Lisianthus)
Realm Locations: World Tree, Pyrrhis, Terris, Hydrum, Fulris, Aer

Name: Phantasm (Zeke)
Race: Human (Chaotic Being)
Gender: Male
Job: Swordsman (Unintelligible)
Skills: Swordsmanship (Unintelligible)

Physical Status: Ongoing Dehydration
Mental Status: Mostly Insane - Probably
Faith in Humanity: -5000 and Dropping
Personality: Procrastinating Sadist with Standards
Occupation: Bookworm
Currently Procrastinating: Procrastination
Old Titles: ~Procrastinator: I’ll Find a Better Title Later~, Page Master, King of Squirrels, Aliceshiki’s Punching Ball

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nah I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholic's admit they have a problem, I enjoy my problem
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He's someone who prefers night time over day, mostly because he can sleep.

Known Concepts:
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Aurora
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