HamsterOverlord-sama

I mean, even now we face declining birthrates, so saying that people would continue to reproduce as quickly... Or at all, is arguable

Actually, it is a well-known fact that in a situation where a population is faced with resource scarcity of some level, the size of said population tends to fluctuate around a constant value.
How things would change with lack of death is all up in the air though

Life would suck

Agrees!

*pats happily*

^p^

Haven't yet

The serpent had a dream
Below the ocean
Of the stars and orbs' spin
That it set in motion,
Of the deserts' sands
And the animals too,
It dreamt of all of them,
And their eventual doom.

https://youtu.be/LN7tpa-5VP0

See, your parents gave you a name in their admiration of the Raven kind and you are embarrassing them. They must be ashamed to have brought a disgusting terrorist like you

That’s racist cause my family is from Pakistan you call me a terrorist I’m ignoring you now so go die

Hmph, it's me who shall ignore you

Nani desu ka???

The Hamster ideology doesn't allow for religious organisations outside those with a permit by the Hamster Tribunal.

No worries about religious organization cause I am someone who rules over chaos. Gods are nothing but ants. I can smash them any time.
Mwahahaha!!

This majesty has no time for clinical cases

Oh. How's it worse than google though?

The search results don’t give you what you want~ Google gives answer easier~

Update: ddg is more convenient for pirating books (and getting books that should by all means be in public domain due to their age) than google that hides those links

seems like our songs of preference are from different generations. Have you heard of postmodern jukebox? It kinda had a classy style to it but more jazzy so not sure if you'll like

Kinda like this, it's their most popular upload iirc.
https://youtu.be/m3lF2qEA2cw

No I haven't tried postmodern jukebox. I'm not as much a fan of music as music, so I don't really care about the "sound" too much but I'll give it a go. Thanks.

Welp, that's it, I'm all cool now. See y'all when

Feels more like turning off life support, if you ask me...

Sounds good honestly. Good luck ~

A human-faced cat? How gross. Not fit to be a pet, my people will make you into a pelt

Cats eat hamsters.....

^_^ yes do send some fat and juicy looking ones to kill me I'll take care of them

There will be no uprisings. We are not revolting or resisting. We are conquering and slaughtering our way to victory. But do tell me more about your reserves, I am very interested in hearing about the topic

My family has several stocks of grain and berries that are able to feed a three person human family for 3 months. Besides that, my aunt and cousins are professionals at baking and making deserts thus it is wise to spare my blood relatives to serve your majesty.

Good. You hath pleaseth this Majesty. Thoust shalt be spared during the inevitable onslaught, as long as you embrace our flag

You're hired

Let me oppress my citizens in peace pls

And now you can get paid while doing so~