Intact but Tactless, from Yes
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Wonder if we get to see Tendou try and peek into talosheim again. Now with 100 percent more primary colors. -FussyBadger
And why stop at one planet sized Vidal sphere when you can have an armarda of them. Blood for the blood God, Milk for the Korne flakes, assimilate to the Vidal empire! -jubjub3000
Blood for the blood God, milk for the khorne flakes and a sacrificial mercenary for the audience. -jubjub3000
Are we the flood? Have we finally become a protogravemind? -jubjub3000
It would surprise me a bit if he realized it was all a big trap to distract him and the DK was not actually attacking him, but the others. What I have read does not make me think he was introspective or tactical enough to think beyond "DK over there, me go kill." when there was a battle on the go. -sjmcc13
Basically, the Quatro willed itself to fly. (apparently, that kinda stuff actually works when Van's involved.) -jemini
I should clarify, since the discussion seems to be going on based on this earlier comment by me. I said that there should be absolutely no "tainted mana" ON THE MOON. -jemini
damn, van is the godliest (demi)god that ever did god -jubjub3000
Fun random thought: the author / Van should totally parody Macross and have Kanako as an idol who sings in the middle of battle -kari-no-sugata
Psychological warfare FTW -kari-no-sugata
Because nothing says overkill like summoning an eldritch god to kill you. -LokiTheAccursed
"What if Jesus was an overprotective nanny Outer God?" -Mesaphrom
"Eathing you enemies souls... and apparently de-aging all the best chiefs in the world back to their physical peak, for the low price of 1 meal."
We all know Van would multitask and probably end a couple famine's and cure some epidemics while he was over there. -sjmcc13
Van: You give me recipes, I'll turn your age to the prime of your life. Deal? -LokiTheAccursed
Let's be honest here, we poke and drug everything just to see what happens. -jubjub3000
If van is tzeentch then is "the evil God of joyful life" Slaanesh?
And if that's so, then is guduranis the equivalent of khorne?
So that means bellwood is nurgle? -jubjub3000
I’ll make you regret aggravating the goddess of water! I’ll curse you, your toilet won’t flush and your warm bath water will turn cold! -jubjub3000
*Trying to remember what I did 4-5 months ago*
! I wrote that! Senpai noticed ME! -Mesaphrom
Being Fidirg is suffering. -heiro001
But at least he died doing what he loved, eating stew. -jubjub3000
Knowing what I know now, jemini may just use an angry glare as weapon, drop them and use them as gauntlets. -Mesaphrom
"SHARKS WITH FREAKING LAZER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS"-dr evil
Ok this conversation was basically two people bad at explaining things trying to explain things to each other anyway. -jubjub3000
surrender is an option, but if you take up arms, expect to lose them along with your life -jubjub3000
The ancient art of dodging. An art so hard to master that not even fictional characters that move at the speed of light are able to use it. -Mesaphrom
Dude, spoilers! *reading Scion's page in the wiki* -Mesaphrom
Ok, hillo315 just voted for both comments. That's really not how this is supposed to work. -jemini
He is a shota writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Vanology. -Nimitz
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only princess. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting fans. -Nimitz
And a major flipping the bird moment to Roddy "SEE! THIS IS HOW YOU TRANSMIGATE PEOPLE!". -Mesaphrom
Bander's Delivery Service
Delivering nightmare fuel at mach speeds globally. -kari-no-sugata
I'd like to thank @FussyBadger for this opportunity. -FussyBadger
MEI DEMANDS MORE WIGGLY BITS! -heiro001
Van doesn't summon evil gods for power, they summon him. And very politely. -Nimitz
It's as if the pope (and whole Vatican) during the middle ages hardly communicated at all and when they did it was little more than a SMS to a single person with a bunch of emoji characters. -kari-no-sugataThis demands a fanfic. -hillo315, whenever presented a non-canon situation so entertaining that opportunistic fanfiction writers ought to document it
And then there's Van. -hillo315, whenever Van proves himself an exception to a rule or norm
Literally eating your problems is so quintessentially Van. -hillo315
How dragons and dhampirs normally have children is irrelevant, because according to the narrator, fertility goddesses can procreate however the actual fuck they want. -hillo315
I agree that Tiamat handled her selfish desires very well. Let's take a closer look at her rational mind at work.
- Let the prepubescent dhampir impregnate you.
"Praise be to thee, Truck-sama. May you run us over with thy hallowed wheels, and knock us out of this world with thy finely polished bumper. Blessed be the unwitting driver who carries out thy will. Roadkill for the reincarnation gods, spare parts for the repair shop. One Truck to kill them all and in new worlds rebirth them." -hillo315
When gods become more powerful by granting each other powers. -hillo315
Thus begins a truly epic tale of killing gods, impregnating dragons, selling good food, discovering the secrets of life and immortality, and just sticking out like a sore thumb in general. -hillo315
"You thought it was the Eighth Guidance, but it was me! D-01!" -hillo315
*evil cackling* SPREAD, MY MEMES. SPREAD! -hillo315, referring to this meme
Sure, unleash your inner ham on the insignificant fly.
"Begone, minor pest! What evolution hath granted you, mine death laser taketh away!"
The best solution for first world problems. -hillo315
"What if Jesus was an Outer God?" -hillo315
How large is the deadly baby? I must know. -hillo315
Do you know what's more dangerous than jemini? Drones. Drones trump all. -hillo315
Remember, kids: If you are a god, you should not listen to your isekai fantasy nerd siblings. They will drag in champions from other worlds and ruin your life. -hillo315
I have nothing to add that I feel would look good on a thread. For you see, I am currently thinking about porn. -hillo315
*pew pew pew* Wheeeeeeee... -hillo315
Yo dawg, I herd you like comments, so I commented about comments so you could like comments about liked comments. -hillo315
Basically, the Qliphoth are the dark side of the force. -hillo315
N+1. One try for that Eureka! moment, and N tries just for SCIENCE!!!
Now assume that N is arbitrarily large... -hillo315
You can't have mental illness if your brain is destroyed. -hillo315
but most importantly
He provide snacc -hillo315
Van's alignment is Yes, and the alignment chart can go fuck itself -hillo315
Van could meet Selen, by kari-no-sugata
Van could meet Selen 2, by kari-no-sugata
Why do I get the feeling that Van is going to see a Vida-race member getting bullied by anti-monster noble students, proceed to "naturally" save said member, only to have this be Van's and Selen's first encounter? -Isekai07
They could be in the same dorm but be sent to rooms according to sex. That would be the scenario most primed for Van and Selen winding up in the same room should Van be mistaken for female by the school administrators. Van may even assume it's normal based on @Nakakure's reasoning.
EDIT: I just thought up the much better scenario for how this situation could come about. Maybe the priest watching over Selen, the member of the Faron nobelty who wanted to do something to intervine in the rising Vida fundamentalism due to Darcia, might have actually pulled some strings in order to make them have the same room together. And from there, even apply pressures to maintain this state.
At least until he realizes that instead of Selen leading him to the unification party, he's leading Selen to the Vida fundamentalist party. Then he'll start despirately trying to reverse course too little too late. -jemini
Alda is going to come up with a plan to stop vans "plan", just for it to give van a reason to take over the school. -anteopta
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