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Bored Interloper


Intact but Tactless, Male, from Yes

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        hillo o/
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      That was a very random like~
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        I get that a lot. :P
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      Where's your profile from? I feel like I've seen it begore
      Oh and @Welcome to NUF
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    Bored Interloper


    Reason, Emotion, Instinct, Memory, Power
    Wonder if we get to see Tendou try and peek into talosheim again. Now with 100 percent more primary colors. -FussyBadger

    And why stop at one planet sized Vidal sphere when you can have an armarda of them. Blood for the blood God, Milk for the Korne flakes, assimilate to the Vidal empire! -jubjub3000

    Blood for the blood God, milk for the khorne flakes and a sacrificial mercenary for the audience. -jubjub3000

    Are we the flood? Have we finally become a protogravemind? :blob_grin: -jubjub3000

    It would surprise me a bit if he realized it was all a big trap to distract him and the DK was not actually attacking him, but the others. What I have read does not make me think he was introspective or tactical enough to think beyond "DK over there, me go kill." when there was a battle on the go. -sjmcc13

    Basically, the Quatro willed itself to fly. (apparently, that kinda stuff actually works when Van's involved.) -jemini

    I should clarify, since the discussion seems to be going on based on this earlier comment by me. I said that there should be absolutely no "tainted mana" ON THE MOON. -jemini

    damn, van is the godliest (demi)god that ever did god -jubjub3000

    Fun random thought: the author / Van should totally parody Macross and have Kanako as an idol who sings in the middle of battle :blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool: -kari-no-sugata

    Psychological warfare FTW -kari-no-sugata

    Because nothing says overkill like summoning an eldritch god to kill you. -LokiTheAccursed

    "What if Jesus was an overprotective nanny Outer God?" -Mesaphrom

    "Eathing you enemies souls... and apparently de-aging all the best chiefs in the world back to their physical peak, for the low price of 1 meal."
    We all know Van would multitask and probably end a couple famine's and cure some epidemics while he was over there. -sjmcc13

    Van: You give me recipes, I'll turn your age to the prime of your life. Deal? -LokiTheAccursed

    Let's be honest here, we poke and drug everything just to see what happens. -jubjub3000

    If van is tzeentch then is "the evil God of joyful life" Slaanesh?
    And if that's so, then is guduranis the equivalent of khorne?
    So that means bellwood is nurgle? -jubjub3000

    I’ll make you regret aggravating the goddess of water! I’ll curse you, your toilet won’t flush and your warm bath water will turn cold! -jubjub3000

    *Trying to remember what I did 4-5 months ago*

    ! I wrote that! Senpai noticed ME! -Mesaphrom

    Being Fidirg is suffering. -heiro001

    But at least he died doing what he loved, eating stew. -jubjub3000

    Knowing what I know now, jemini may just use an angry glare as weapon, drop them and use them as gauntlets.:blobexpressionless: -Mesaphrom


    Ok this conversation was basically two people bad at explaining things trying to explain things to each other anyway. -jubjub3000

    surrender is an option, but if you take up arms, expect to lose them along with your life -jubjub3000

    The ancient art of dodging. An art so hard to master that not even fictional characters that move at the speed of light are able to use it. -Mesaphrom

    Dude, spoilers! *reading Scion's page in the wiki* -Mesaphrom

    Ok, hillo315 just voted for both comments. That's really not how this is supposed to work. :blobrofl: -jemini

    He is a shota writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Vanology. -Nimitz

    Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only princess. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting fans. -Nimitz

    And a major flipping the bird moment to Roddy "SEE! THIS IS HOW YOU TRANSMIGATE PEOPLE!". -Mesaphrom

    Bander's Delivery Service :blobphone:
    Delivering nightmare fuel at mach speeds globally. -kari-no-sugata

    I'd like to thank @FussyBadger for this opportunity. -FussyBadger

    MEI DEMANDS MORE WIGGLY BITS! :blobcat_hyper: -heiro001

    Van doesn't summon evil gods for power, they summon him. And very politely. -Nimitz

    It's as if the pope (and whole Vatican) during the middle ages hardly communicated at all and when they did it was little more than a SMS to a single person with a bunch of emoji characters. -kari-no-sugata

    Don't underestimate the power of a trap. -jerson

    TLDR: Level8 Poochyena used Bite. Was not very effective. Level 100 Mega Rayquaza flinched. -Mesaphrom

    I AM VAN, THE LIVING GOD AND LIFE EVERLASTING, ...here, have some ubi, treat yourself! -vannn

    Van, contemplating what to make for dinner, hopes he didn't leave front door unlocked again. Luckily, he remembers that his door is possessed by the souls of his slain enemies, forever bound and denied eternity for making eyes at mommy Darcia, and most likely locked itself. -vannn
    This demands a fanfic. -hillo315, whenever presented a non-canon situation so entertaining that opportunistic fanfiction writers ought to document it

    And then there's Van. -hillo315, whenever Van proves himself an exception to a rule or norm

    Literally eating your problems is so quintessentially Van. :blobrofl: -hillo315

    How dragons and dhampirs normally have children is irrelevant, because according to the narrator, fertility goddesses can procreate however the actual fuck they want. :blobamused: -hillo315

    I agree that Tiamat handled her selfish desires very well. Let's take a closer look at her rational mind at work.
    1. Let the prepubescent dhampir impregnate you.
    2. ???
    3. Profit.

    #SealVidaWithSteak -hillo315

    "Praise be to thee, Truck-sama. May you run us over with thy hallowed wheels, and knock us out of this world with thy finely polished bumper. Blessed be the unwitting driver who carries out thy will. Roadkill for the reincarnation gods, spare parts for the repair shop. One Truck to kill them all and in new worlds rebirth them." -hillo315

    When gods become more powerful by granting each other powers. :blobpopcorn_cool: -hillo315

    Thus begins a truly epic tale of killing gods, impregnating dragons, selling good food, discovering the secrets of life and immortality, and just sticking out like a sore thumb in general. -hillo315

    "You thought it was the Eighth Guidance, but it was me! D-01!" -hillo315

    *evil cackling* SPREAD, MY MEMES. SPREAD! :blobowoevil::blobjoy::blobhug::blobpopcorn_cool::blobmelt: -hillo315, referring to this meme

    Sure, unleash your inner ham on the insignificant fly.
    "Begone, minor pest! What evolution hath granted you, mine death laser taketh away!"
    The best solution for first world problems. -hillo315

    "What if Jesus was an Outer God?" :hmm: -hillo315

    How large is the deadly baby? I must know. -hillo315

    Do you know what's more dangerous than jemini? Drones. Drones trump all. :blobowoevil: -hillo315

    Remember, kids: If you are a god, you should not listen to your isekai fantasy nerd siblings. They will drag in champions from other worlds and ruin your life. -hillo315

    I have nothing to add that I feel would look good on a thread. For you see, I am currently thinking about porn. -hillo315

    *pew pew pew* Wheeeeeeee... -hillo315

    Yo dawg, I herd you like comments, so I commented about comments so you could like comments about liked comments. :blobokhand: -hillo315

    Basically, the Qliphoth are the dark side of the force. :blobowoevil_horns: -hillo315

    N+1. One try for that Eureka! moment, and N tries just for SCIENCE!!!
    Now assume that N is arbitrarily large... :blobhyperthink: -hillo315

    You can't have mental illness if your brain is destroyed. -hillo315

    He protecc
    He attacc
    but most importantly
    He provide snacc -hillo315

    Van's alignment is Yes, and the alignment chart can go fuck itself -hillo315

    It is a little-known fact that the abyss is very kind to curious little children, for it can only reflect their innocence. -hillo315
    Hiroto fails to cope with Van on Origin, by Mesaphrom
    Van appears on Origin, by Mesaphrom
    Van appears on Origin (part 2), by Reman Scimitar
    Van appears on Origin (alternate), by hillo315
    Van brings peace to Origin, by jemini
    Van could meet Selen, by kari-no-sugata
    Van could meet Selen 2, by kari-no-sugata

    Why do I get the feeling that Van is going to see a Vida-race member getting bullied by anti-monster noble students, proceed to "naturally" save said member, only to have this be Van's and Selen's first encounter? -Isekai07

    They could be in the same dorm but be sent to rooms according to sex. That would be the scenario most primed for Van and Selen winding up in the same room should Van be mistaken for female by the school administrators. Van may even assume it's normal based on @Nakakure's reasoning.

    EDIT: :blobthinkingsmirk: I just thought up the much better scenario for how this situation could come about. Maybe the priest watching over Selen, the member of the Faron nobelty who wanted to do something to intervine in the rising Vida fundamentalism due to Darcia, might have actually pulled some strings in order to make them have the same room together. And from there, even apply pressures to maintain this state.

    At least until he realizes that instead of Selen leading him to the unification party, he's leading Selen to the Vida fundamentalist party. Then he'll start despirately trying to reverse course too little too late. -jemini

    Alda is going to come up with a plan to stop vans "plan", just for it to give van a reason to take over the school. :blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn: -anteopta
    Part 1, by Mesaphrom
    Part 2, by hillo315
    Bad Cop Alda, by hillo315
    Van kills Edgar passive-aggressively, by hillo315
    Heinz fights Edgar to appease Van, by kari-no-sugata
    Guduranis versus the God of Masochism, by Mesaphrom
    Official Page
    Van meets Ainz (chapter 5), by jemini
    Van's soul and Asura, by heiro001
    Banda the Stand, by Mesaphrom
    In Asagi's defense, by Blue_Minnow
    Logical Progression 101, by jemini
    The Story Writes Itself, by moocho
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