Welp, you're fucked. +1
The amount of times I made a girl climax.....I'm a virgin. FELLOW BROTHERS! PLEASE CONSOLE ME!!
I feel sad for you...maybe a spot of celibacy might cure you
Makes me wonder what would happen if a school bus full of elementary kids rolled up on you on the sly. Should I start recording or nah? xD
Nah bruh, life is a never-ending quagmire of sadness.
Your situation just made me laugh the fuck out! And how you so 'elegantly' put it tickled my funny bone. Thanks for the shits and giggles bruh.
The reason I talk to people is because Ive run out of stockpiled chapters.
Suuuuuuuh bruuuuuuuh
If I was shoved out of the room for no reason, my first thought would be 'sketchy'. Lol
So, the day after, the person who walked in on you, did you have the courage to face them eye to eye the next day?
When you live in a house with a trillion people(not literally) and privacy is something akin to a Unicorn, you learn to be a master ninja or super...
Lol okay. But I swear, sweet coffee and dinner rolls is my moms go to for a lil pick me up. Maybe its not as uncommon as I think, but my moms is...
You spying on my mom, bruh? xD That is quite a coincidence. Lol
My mom has her coffee like that. Lol.
A sad day when all coffee becomes decaf to you. But since I rarely drink coffee, the times I do indulge feels like when Ironman got hit with...
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