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ikhors

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Birthday:: February 22

Home Page:: https://ikhors.carrd.co

Location:: °ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ°

Occupation:: party boy

ikhors

{ Goon chor chor }, from °ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ°

Day 2 on the job : a kid threatened to bomb me Mar 28, 2023 at 2:36 AM

1. FaeCraivaez
  *sneaks in into your fridge and silently opens ice cream and strawberries* yummy *starts eating quietly *
  
  Mar 20, 2023
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  2. ikhors
    *stares in horror*
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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  3. FaeCraivaez
    *turns around and continues to munch on strawberries*
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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2. Blitz
  Good morning! This is Day #26 of letting you know how much I appreciate you for being the local scapegoat. You are loved.
  
  Mar 20, 2023
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  2. ikhors
    no comment
    
    Mar 20, 2023
  3. hypersniper159
    Not even the rally cry…
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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3. ikhors
  operation : subdue trauma dumpers who randomly dump mid convo
  
  Mar 20, 2023
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  3. ikhors
    woah....
    I think if i told someone something traumatic that happened to me and they responded with ok, i'd cry
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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  4. ikhors
    hey! it's both traumatic and bad news so i'll take.
    I didn't know that was traumatic, i thought it was being a loser
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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  5. Agentt
    *pats*
    Our folks don't mind much. Wwe just need a place to unburden ourselves. Don't think too much about it.
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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4. Issis
  https://pin.it/71jvYFK
  
  Mar 20, 2023
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  3. ikhors
    shut up...
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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  4. Issis
    Hahaha ＼(^ o ^)／
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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  5. sleepandeatallday
    *rolls away happily*
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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5. ikhors
  the new paljae cover is so
  
  Mar 20, 2023
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  3. Thousand Miles Icefield
    Woa, which one though? the cover with drunk Paljae pulling at Munryeong's robes/collar? Or Munryeong and him in a pond? Or it's actually neither of them and I missed out on a new cover?
    
    Mar 20, 2023
  4. ikhors
    I think it’s the pond, was it never new and I just saw it now XD?
    
    Mar 20, 2023
  5. ikhors
    I pretend the other doesn’t exist for various reasons
    
    Mar 20, 2023
6. Glass Shard
  *hi fi's in INTP*
  
  Mar 19, 2023
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  2. ikhors
    hi fis in INTP!!!
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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7. no preservatives allowed
  Good morning! This is Day #27 of letting you know how much I appreciate you for being the local scapegoat. You are loved.
  
  Mar 19, 2023
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  3. sleepandeatallday
    *peeks while smoking catnip*
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  4. hypersniper159
    Looks like someone took over my role ;-; Ikhors, so you still “hate” me?
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  5. ikhors
    no comment
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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8. sleepandeatallday
  Chor chor!?
  
  Mar 19, 2023
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  3. sleepandeatallday
    Bleh...
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  4. ikhors
    rawr
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  5. sleepandeatallday
    Meow!~
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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9. ikhors
  wowza
  
  Mar 19, 2023
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  3. hypersniper159
    What do you mean terrorized? I prefer, “well accepted”
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  4. ikhors
    @911
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  5. sleepandeatallday
    *nods in agreement with ikhors*
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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10. _maffin19
  Pizza vs burger?
  
  Mar 19, 2023
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  3. ikhors
    That def sounds better than PIZZburger
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  4. LeniSnow
    @ikhors but I feel like pizzburger hits different when you're high, midnight and you're craving for something in-between.
    
    Not that I know what high feels like.
    
    Mar 19, 2023
    
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  5. ikhors
    so burgizza is for the sober miserable afternoons where you're not craving anything but need to eat something?
    
    Mar 19, 2023
11. LaDyViL
  He is.
  
  Mar 18, 2023
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  2. I Am Made Of Memories
    Ikhors is gender fluid though?
    
    Mar 18, 2023
    
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  3. ikhors
    yikes
    
    Mar 18, 2023
  4. ikhors
    how do you know my gender???
    
    Mar 18, 2023
12. Arbelbyss
  *Snuggles*
  
  Mar 18, 2023
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  2. ikhors
    *huggles*
    
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13. no preservatives allowed
  Good morning! This is Day #25 of letting you know how much I appreciate you for being the local scapegoat. You are loved.
  
  Mar 17, 2023
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  3. ikhors
    more like a creepy OLD lady!!!!!!
    
    Mar 18, 2023
  4. no preservatives allowed
    NO I AM NOT
    
    Mar 18, 2023
    
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  5. ikhors
    Granny granny granny
    
    Mar 18, 2023
14. Blitz
  Good morning! This is the missed Day #22 of letting you know how much I appreciate you for being the local scapegoat. You are loved
  
  Mar 17, 2023
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  3. ikhors
    .. don’t just like my message and leave!!! What’s !ind!! interact not don’t???
    
    Mar 18, 2023
    
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  4. GonZ555
    Double negative? Okay~
    
    Mar 18, 2023
    
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  5. Blitz
    Oh we've got up again
    
    Mar 18, 2023
    
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15. ikhors
  happy St Patrick's?
  
  Mar 17, 2023
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16. ikhors
  end me
  
  Mar 17, 2023
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  3. UnknownTakuaN
    Revel in your freedom. Tell me how it goes. I might be asleep by then, but still.
    
    Mar 17, 2023
    
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  4. ikhors
    I SURVIVED!!
    
    Mar 17, 2023
    
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  5. UnknownTakuaN
    YAY
    
    Mar 17, 2023
    
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17. hypersniper159
  Here is a special message from my heart, that’s totally unpolluted by other obligations: thank you for being the scapegoat uwu. Much love <3
  
  Mar 17, 2023
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  3. hypersniper159
    @ikhors btw how is your driving lessons going? I can tell you didn’t start yet; your house isn’t burnt to a crisp just yet!
    
    Mar 17, 2023
    
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  4. ikhors
    DNI!
    
    Mar 17, 2023
    
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  5. ikhors
    How can you tell I didn’t start yet?!
    
    Mar 17, 2023
    
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18. I Am Made Of Memories
  UwU this oppa heard you having baby
  
  Mar 16, 2023
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  3. ikhors
    you all make me sick
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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  4. I Am Made Of Memories
    Chili ikhors sounds like some food though huh
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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  5. ikhors
    This baby only exists in youre head!! It’s not real!!
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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19. Flying Burrito
  You need the [ Heartthrob ] title! People keep confessing how much they love you
  (⁍̴̆◡⁍̴̆。)
  
  Mar 16, 2023
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  3. no preservatives allowed
    Unfortunately, ikhors can't because she is a married woman.. Unless Tsu's into that :blobthink:
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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  4. ikhors
    no comment!
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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  5. Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi
    Nya!? *Claws at @no preservatives allowed *
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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20. hypersniper159
  Good morning! This is the missed Day #20 of letting you know how much I appreciate you for being the local scapegoat. You are loved.
  
  Mar 16, 2023
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  2. hypersniper159
    Did you know the first unicorn was a goat with a horn disease? *cough*
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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  3. ikhors
    dni
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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  4. hypersniper159
    “dni” should be your rally cry
    
    Mar 16, 2023
    
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About

Birthday:

February 22

Home Page:

https://ikhors.carrd.co

Location:

°ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ°

Occupation:

party boy

oversleeping like a dog on the floor

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@Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi - wife
@_maffin19 - pet cat (legally obtained)
@iwantahamster - Pet hampter (probably illegally obtained)

sleepandeatallday said: ↑

To @ikhors ,
Head of United Nuffians

This letter is to inform you of the resignation of @sleepandeatallday , from being a member of the United Nuffians as she's being given the heavy responsibility as a founder of The NPA Corps and mainly because she can't play double agent like Snape. At such, I'm resigning from United Nuffians. The time I spent with you all was short but sweet but now we stand opposite sides of the spectrum. Our opinions don't align together. May you fare well in life.

By @sleepandeatallday ,
A former member of UN
Founder of NPA

NPA now recruiting members, join NPA now!
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no preservatives allowed said: ↑

I was scrolling through my alerts a few minutes ago when, suddenly, I noticed a particular thread. After reading every post, word by word, I couldn't help but notice the hypocrisy of it all. Is this how low we have fallen? To be so shameless we participate in the practices we've denounced in our own thread? I will admit that our police force has been inactive as of late but considering @911 is the only active police officer, I certainly can't hold it against him. That is why, I am creating this actually legit and legal corporation. Don't fall to the frivolous lies of @ikhors and those she's scammed! Listed at the very bottom of this post will be screenshots depicting @ikhors, the face and founder of this so-called "Unified Nuffians", committing crimes. These range from "pranks" to felonies, robberies, illegal money laundering, kidnapping, etc.

About NPA Corp. :
We like to think we've created a safe space for everyone to denounce criminals without fear of said criminals exacting revenge upon them.

Prior to joining this company, we will be scanning your time here to determine whether or not you are suited for joining our main group. Unlike other companies that directly blacklist when a user is found guilty (or in that company's case, just when you get reported even without basis), NPA Corp. offers a variety of rehabilitation programs. We hope everyone can confess and repent. All users are dear to us, this is why we think everyone is worthy of multiple chances.

By signing up, you are guaranteed @The Flying Cult's protection as well as the privilege to be an honorary member. Rest assured, misdemeanors are appropriately dealt with.

NPA Mission:
We strive to uphold righteousness and integrity within our company. One day, hopefully, the entirety of NUF.

NPA Vision:
To build a community free of hypocrisy.

Perks:
ʚ Cookies and other such pastries, sponsored by @Clubhouse, @Flying Cookie and @Flying Oven
ʚ A member-exclusive salon, sponsored by @Flying Wiggo
ʚ A Flying Library, with @Flying Book as our beloved librarian
ʚ Financial assistance, courtesy of @Mr.Bush and @Flying Money
ʚ Free healthcare, from @Flying Ambulance, @Ambulance and @Flying Syringe
ʚ 24/7 buffet, courtesy of @Flying Kitchen, @Flying Preservatives, @Flying Burrito, @Flying Hamburger, @Flying Fries, @Flying Soda, and @Flying Jello
❥ And many more!

Confess and Repent:
The Rising of a Dictator, 2023

Disapproval of democracy.
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Decision-making based on a one-sided perspective.
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Supreme power is held by one person, as is usual in a dictatorship.
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Inconsistency. Above, she criticizes the "abused becoming the abuser" yet uses the following statement to promote her organization:
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Relationship circle is made up of questionable personalities. One such example is:
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Corrupt.
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Last but not least, active participation in illegal practices such as robbery, accepting bribes, hosting illegal auctions (lack of authentic certificate as well as approval to carry out the operations), trafficking, child neglect, being a loan shark (illegal), being a slaver.

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ikhors said: ↑

hellooooo
tis me! ikhors, i'm here today to sell you some freshly skinned tiger pelt from the one and only! : @Tilgarial

Now you might be thinking??? "What can I do with a tiger pelt" well! You can do many awesome things with it!

You can keep it laying around as decor

That's all I can think off!!! This product is animal cruelty free and if you're worried about tilga, he's fine. he's under the influence of the nuf phenomena! he'll regenerate! Not only that he will be receiving 20% of the profit for lending me his pelt!!
my permit
ETHICALLY SOURCED
we'd truly appreciate it if you bought this pelt
re-assurance that this isn't illegal

tilgarial, otherwise known as tilga, was an orphaned tiger boy. His father left the moment tilga ascended from the womb, so stricken with grief his mother left little tilgarial all alone.Tilgarial has always wanted to feel wanted, but soon tilga has grown old with many new friends he has met on the way. many children, many nuf members, many weirdo. I have no clue how i've met tilga (not bcs it was so long ago but it was bcs i have a shit memory). Now tilga decided that out of love for me, he will help me out to oay off my debt to the higher ups. I, ikhors, a product tilga randomly picked up off the street was given the honor of selling this wonderful pelt. I am very grateful for tilga empathization of this poor, little, orphaned street kitty. it would really help support the both of us if you buy this pelt
I want to fulfil tilga's dreams of being wanted by somebody. This poor tiger in need of a place to stay, he may not be alive but his soul is resting, why not let his body rest somewhere he's wanted?

starting price : 150 nuffies
the highest bidder after 27 hours will get the pelt!
bids
timer

if you're interested in tiger meat and/or the guts message me on my profile and we can bargain.....

AUCTION OVER
auction winner: @TiggerBane
bid: 820n
proof tilga got his 20%

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hypersniper159 said: ↑

fufufufuf giving up before the fight even started, tis is the way of shame for thou is humane and humans fight against the turbulent tides of the affluent, infinite endless limitless boundless everlasting immeasurable unlimited bottomless unending eternal vast ocean! Thou bring dishonour to the species promoting themselves as human! Woe is us, for great shame has fallen on us today! The mourning will not end like the affluent, infinite endless limitless boundless everlasting immeasurable unlimited bottomless unending eternal vast ocean! For shame ! For shame!!
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"You're popular like those boring MLs in stupid reincarnation cliche animes
All the ladies just flock to you ikhors
That's how you caught Tsu too!"
---- @Stripedhatbecomesgay
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"slaves are technically soemthing you own. so a fiancee is kinda like a dog toy! the dog owns it, but you own the dog, so while it's the dog's toy, you still own it. so it's not even wrong!!"
---- @Tilgarial
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"This is a formal letter telling you that your daughter is disowning herself from the family! She's thankful that you took care of her for so long but it's time we part way!
Your former daughter Sleepy"
---- @sleepandeatallday
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"ITS NOT CYNICISM! IT'S CON!FI!DENCE!"
---- @UnknownTakuaN
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“ I'M SOMEONE WITH A GUN!! “
---- @Orris
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" No, the wisdom is not to be wrapped around your fingers. One I cannot be entirely wrapped around as she's too young(me). The other is not known which is untrustable (@PepperCherry). And finally the last, is vain, but she feels too easy(@Esha07). "
---- @Arbelbyss
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