ilLUMIAnated

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Sigh, and here I was thinking I wouldn't write a negative review for novels anymore. Jan 16, 2023

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1. ilLUMIAnated
  Sigh, and here I was thinking I wouldn't write a negative review for novels anymore.
  
  Jan 16, 2023
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  2. Pachia320
    Always gotta be one of those days
    
    Jan 16, 2023
    
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  3. ilLUMIAnated
    @Pachia320 it sure is one of those days.
    
    Jan 16, 2023
    
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2. Lovelybutter
  Nice pfp….Where’s it from? Pinterest?..
  
  Jan 7, 2023
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  2. ilLUMIAnated
    Thanks, I believe it was from Pinterest originally but my memory is shaky on whether I actually got it off of there or not.
    
    Jan 8, 2023
    
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3. ilLUMIAnated
  ... I think I've finally become unhinged. But in being ripped off my roots so violently have I realised that I'm not alone... They're here.
  
  Dec 20, 2022
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  3. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Oh gosh, that sounds horrible
    Oh man, you really did make a mistake
    
    Dec 22, 2022
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    This MF can't even googoo gaga properly and has the gall to go around slaughtering shit!
    
    Dec 22, 2022
    
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  5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Oh, I can already imagine your pain
    
    Dec 28, 2022
    
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4. ilLUMIAnated
  The only good thing about a shattered glass back on a phone is that is increases grip at the cost of your sanity. :)
  
  Dec 10, 2022
  2. Negiomi
    shards roulette :)
    
    Dec 10, 2022
    
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  3. ilLUMIAnated
    That's the fun part LOL
    
    Dec 10, 2022
    
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5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
  You wanna do an interview?
  
  Dec 10, 2022
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  3. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    It's the 7 question interview thing
    Anyways, it was a dare
    
    Dec 10, 2022
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    Sure, why not?
    
    Dec 10, 2022
  5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Yay!
    
    Dec 10, 2022
    
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6. ilLUMIAnated
  It's been an entire month since I've said anything on here.
  
  Sep 26, 2022
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  3. Deleted member 314196
    40 alerts...nya
    
    Sep 26, 2022
    
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  4. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Haha lol
    
    Sep 26, 2022
    
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  5. ilLUMIAnated
    @akki the lack of a WiFi connection or a reliable mobile data plan LOL
    
    Sep 27, 2022
7. ilLUMIAnated
  Uhh... What's that icon on my forehead? O.o
  
  Aug 25, 2022
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  3. ilLUMIAnated
    @Stripedhatbecomesgay I'm guessing that it was you? If that's the case then thank you!
    
    Aug 26, 2022
    
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    @One Perfect Veteran LUL didn't expect getting patted this early
    
    Aug 26, 2022
    
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  5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    You're right it was me! Anyways, NUF will always surprise you
    
    Aug 26, 2022
    
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8. ilLUMIAnated
  Waking up to heavy rain just hits different
  
  Aug 23, 2022
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  3. ilLUMIAnated
    I just returned from my bout with mother nature, but yeah that works too.
    
    Aug 23, 2022
    
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  4. Deleted member 456425
    Been raining hard here too. I like the coldness.
    
    Aug 23, 2022
    
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  5. ilLUMIAnated
    A wee cup of tea and a good book next to the window? Brilliant that
    
    Aug 23, 2022
    
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9. Stripedhatbecomesgay
  Thank you for the icon!
  
  Aug 22, 2022
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    @One Perfect Veteran don't be like me and go to bed on time, it'll save you from the eventual bout with headaches.
    
    Aug 23, 2022
    
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  4. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Yeah Leader, don;t end up like Illumi
    
    Aug 23, 2022
    
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  5. One Perfect Veteran
    QwQ
    
    Aug 23, 2022
    
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10. Stripedhatbecomesgay
  Hey, did you give me an icon?
  
  Aug 22, 2022
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  3. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Oh, I see
    
    Aug 22, 2022
    
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  4. One Perfect Veteran
    Muhehehehe
    
    Aug 22, 2022
    
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  5. ilLUMIAnated
    LUL no, I haven't been very active here in the past few days.
    
    Aug 23, 2022
    
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11. ilLUMIAnated
  Apparently some varieties of fig digest wasps after they get pollinated by them. *looks at the fig in my hand* "What are you?"
  
  Aug 15, 2022
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  3. ilLUMIAnated
    The female wasps would then pollinate the tree during their pregnancy. How? Well, by getting inside the fruit during pregnancy. The female wasps lose their wings and antennae during entry, making it a one way process.
    
    Aug 20, 2022
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    Nature, being the cheeky bastard it is. Has equipped the fig tree with enzymes that can dissolve the dead wasps. Now you know why some figs are weird in texture.
    
    Aug 20, 2022
    
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  5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Wow! That;s cool!
    
    Aug 20, 2022
    
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12. Stripedhatbecomesgay
  Wow, you used your money pretty quickly
  
  Aug 15, 2022
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  3. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Oh, really cuz I love Froot Loops!
    
    Aug 15, 2022
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    Then froot loops it is!
    
    Aug 15, 2022
  5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Yay!
    
    Aug 15, 2022
    
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13. ilLUMIAnated
  Blunt weapons are superior in a mediaeval fantasy, but severely downplayed due to how "boring" it becomes down the line.
  
  Aug 15, 2022
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  3. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    That;s pretty cool! Also you are definitely different
    
    Aug 15, 2022
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    :D
    
    Aug 15, 2022
  5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    :D
    
    Aug 15, 2022
14. ilLUMIAnated
  I am equal parts unhinged and sane
  
  Aug 14, 2022
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  2. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    I feel the same sometimes
    
    Aug 15, 2022
    
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15. Stripedhatbecomesgay
  Hey do you wanna join our cult? It's called the Icon Cult! If so, please tell me or Leader when they wake up!
  
  Aug 14, 2022
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  3. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Huh, for some reason I never feel that way
    
    Aug 15, 2022
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    That's cool, because feeling like that often forces the conversation to come to a screeching halt
    
    Aug 15, 2022
  5. Stripedhatbecomesgay
    Yeah, I would think so
    
    Aug 15, 2022
    
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16. ilLUMIAnated
  Cereal for breakfast warms my cold, dead heart back to functional capacity.
  
  Aug 9, 2022
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  3. Tech is life
    Oh..marbles...I already keep losing them due to stress..TwT
    
    Aug 9, 2022
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    @Tech is life That's unfortunate
    
    Aug 9, 2022
    
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  5. GonZ555
    *adds "buy a bag of marbles" in tech's shopping list*
    
    Aug 9, 2022
    
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17. ilLUMIAnated
  *Taps mic* is this thing on?
  
  Aug 4, 2022
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  2. Esha07
    *comes after hearing the voice* seems like it
    
    Aug 4, 2022
    
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  3. ilLUMIAnated
    Oh, nice!
    
    Aug 4, 2022
    
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18. Stripedhatbecomesgay
  I read your review on Omake No Tensei and I really loved it!
  
  Aug 4, 2022
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  2. ilLUMIAnated
    I appreciate it!
    
    Aug 4, 2022
    
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19. Deleted member 369806
  Hi, belated @Welcome to NUF
  
  Aug 21, 2021
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  3. Lemonfairy
    WELCOME TO NUF °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
    
    Aug 22, 2021
    
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  4. ilLUMIAnated
    @Lemonfairy A tad late to reply to you, but thanks! :D
    
    Aug 24, 2021
    
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  5. Lemonfairy
    you're welcome :)
    
    Aug 24, 2021
    
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