jbturkle
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R'lyeh

jbturkle

Fruit, Male, from R'lyeh

Sweet mother of webtoons, I just read the latest chapter of Love Advice From the Great Duke of Hell and I was not expecting that. Sep 27, 2019

jbturkle was last seen:
Oct 16, 2019 at 1:06 AM
    1. in_awe
      in_awe
      *wants a hug*
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      2. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        The power of elypses
        Oct 13, 2019 at 7:08 PM
      3. in_awe
        Oct 13, 2019 at 7:11 PM
      4. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        Tagged
        Oct 13, 2019 at 7:12 PM
    2. in_awe
      in_awe
      @Tilgarial told me *peeks around* he has a murder plot to kill you
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      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        Me too~ wait...I am in awe
        Oct 13, 2019 at 6:07 AM
        GonZ555 and Lurking like this.
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        no ur in_awe

        im awed
        Oct 13, 2019 at 6:07 AM
        GonZ555 and in_awe like this.
      5. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *smirks*
        Oct 13, 2019 at 11:22 AM
    3. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      *pat* *pat*

      I know I have been silent lately....but I've been researching ways to eat every aspect of a banana.....
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        That is more of a dice and disperse ~
        Oct 11, 2019 at 6:42 AM
        Togepi and OnceandFutureLurker like this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        ......a chaos maker ~

        ^.^
        Oct 11, 2019 at 6:47 AM
        Togepi and OnceandFutureLurker like this.
      5. Togepi
        Togepi
        *was miniaturized*
        Oct 11, 2019 at 6:48 AM
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    4. in_awe
      in_awe
      YAH!
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      2. in_awe
        in_awe
        ....
        Oct 10, 2019 at 2:09 AM
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Stop
        STOP
        Oct 10, 2019 at 6:00 AM
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      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        ...at least you called him the thirteenth!
        Oct 10, 2019 at 11:05 AM
        Lurking likes this.
    5. in_awe
      in_awe
      Yah! MISS ME?!!
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      2. in_awe
        in_awe
        ???
        Oct 2, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I don't reaaly know what I'm saying. I feel too sleep deprived. ILl be back after a shortd nap.
        Oct 2, 2019
      4. in_awe
        in_awe
        *hugs* Okay, sleep well
        Oct 2, 2019
    6. jbturkle
      jbturkle
      Sweet mother of webtoons, I just read the latest chapter of Love Advice From the Great Duke of Hell and I was not expecting that.
      1. HNCKrstl likes this.
      2. Zaart
        Zaart
        Is it good?
        Sep 27, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Yeah, it's one of my favorite comedy webtoons. Absolute gold
        Sep 27, 2019
        Zaart and HNCKrstl like this.
    7. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Kitty plays with banana ~

      Bananas are toys to kitty ~

      Kitty thinks bananas make good gnaw toys too ~

      (+.+)
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        ...
        *tosses catnip*
        Sep 25, 2019
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    8. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Meh, this is banana.....not fish ~
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      2. Arbelbyss
        Arbelbyss
        First thing. One is an animal and the other is a vegetable/fruit. Sea Cucumbers most definitely got their name because they look like a cucumber in the sea. So no, they aren't cousins. And here I thought you would be related to one considering there's an inside and outside to a banana and a sea cucumber, they also have their respective loads~
        Sep 24, 2019
      3. Femme Fatale
        Sep 24, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Ssshhhhh
        This is NUF
        Science has no place here
        Sep 24, 2019
    9. Momoyuki
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      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Eat them while you can, and not pay out inflated prices
        Sep 22, 2019
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Use raisins. And this does not bode well for the rebelli- I mean, the Fruit Rights Movement. Not good at all
        Sep 22, 2019
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      4. Momoyuki
        Momoyuki
        ...raisins would be good as an extra flavor but the cookies need the mashed banana flesh for their texture...I’ll probably have to try some other mashed fruit.
        Sep 23, 2019
    10. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Banana! You are back!

      *hugs banana really hard.....will the fruit pop out?*
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Nyyyyoooopppppeeeee
        I'll just be smushified inside the peel. Please have mercy
        Sep 21, 2019
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        *POUTS*
        Sep 21, 2019
    11. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
      @in_awe is interested in knowing how evil i am, its time for you to lecture her
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *nod nod*
        Sep 21, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        *STARES*
        Sep 21, 2019
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *evil headtilt*
        Sep 21, 2019
    12. Lurking
      Lurking
      *munch anticipation build*

      I enjoy cutting up my bananas

      But its also nice to smother them in jam or peanut butter

      I like them baked into cakes but also jammed up~
      1. orematcha and Tilgarial like this.
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Cruel
        Sep 20, 2019
      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Just be?!
        Sep 20, 2019
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        *noms jbturkle*
        Sep 20, 2019
    13. Lurking
      Lurking
      *MUNCH anticipation activate*

      I enjoy peeling bananas~

      I like doing it from the front, but also from the back~

      I grab whichever end and then I YANK

      Oh bruised bananas can be so delicious
      1. orematcha, Tilgarial and Kalto like this.
      2. Kalto
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Utterly
        Sep 20, 2019
        Kalto likes this.
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Person
        Sep 20, 2019
    14. Lurking
      Lurking
      I like to eat, eat, eat,

      Eeeps la bananas~

      I like to yeet, yeet, yeet,

      Apples that go baabaa

      Watch me munch, munch, munch,

      Bananas till they eep~
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        How
        Sep 20, 2019
        Lurking likes this.
      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Can a single
        Sep 20, 2019
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        Woman be so amazing
        Sep 20, 2019
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
    15. in_awe
      in_awe
      Bananannaaaaaaaaaa
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Evillllllllll
        Sep 19, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        Slannnnddeeerrrr
        Sep 19, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Truttthhhhhhh
        Sep 19, 2019
    16. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Have you ever considered the benefits of coming out of the skin *COUGHS* closet?
      1. Ddraig and Effugium like this.
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      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Purple banana ?_?
        Sep 19, 2019
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I dream of a day when every banana will be judged not by the colour of it's skin, but by the content of it's character.....or something like that @Ddraig . XD
        Sep 19, 2019
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      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        My character is pink, dammit!
        Sep 19, 2019
    17. in_awe
      in_awe
      SO FAT~
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      2. sgrey
        sgrey
        yes, yes indeed, I can attest that your speech can do that. It is because you are too pure of a maiden for an average purple banana
        Sep 18, 2019
      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Since we've established he is currently pink, I'm leaving this comment chain now.
        I'm bored from it.
        o/

        X
        Sep 18, 2019
      4. sgrey
        sgrey
        blushing purple banana is still purple...I don't get ya...
        buy, buy, I hope you will enjoy the wood in the garden during sunset
        Sep 18, 2019
    18. Clay.
      Clay.
      Is it just me or did ur left side grow bigger?
      And I'm not even gonna talk about ur colour
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Im already sick. Might as well get more *dulls knife*
        Sep 16, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        You went with the dull knife in the end?!
        Sep 16, 2019
      4. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Ehh? Chainsaw then?
        Sep 16, 2019
    19. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      Do you taste like strawberry, or bubblegum?
      *licks you up and down to find out*

      X
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Probably bubblegum. A strawberry banana would look different, no?
        Sep 15, 2019
      4. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        '-'
        It tasted like blackcurrant...
        X
        Sep 15, 2019
      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Blackcurrant?! ... Well, that's good too. I like blackcurrant
        Sep 15, 2019
    20. Lurking
      Lurking
      *looks at a pink banana*

      Thats disgusting. Ive lost my appetite. This is worse than the purple.
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      2. Lurking
        Lurking
        Food is good

        Food is life

        Eat brother
        Sep 15, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I just ate so much. Too much, I think
        Sep 15, 2019
        Lurking likes this.
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        Excersize it off.

        Youll be able to eat again soon.
        Sep 15, 2019
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    July 23
    Location:
    R'lyeh

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    Name: Arawn Heath
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human
    Age: 17
    Class: Hunter
    Rank: E
    Points: 59

    179 cm
    Tanned skin
    Brown hair
    Olive-colored eyes
    Lean build

    Weapons:
    • Old Hunting Dagger- An old dagger with a length of 4.5 inches. It was given to Arawn by his father when he was young.
    • Bow- An unremarkable recurve bow
    Armor:
    • Leather Breastplate- A flimsy breastplate constructed from boiled leather, which can guard against glancing blows and weak impacts.
    Coins: 3 Small Copper Coins
    147 Large Copper Coins

    Basic Literacy: Arawn can read and write.
    Tracking: Arawn is capable of proficiently tracking creatures in the wild.
    Basic Marksmanship: Wielding a bow with arrows, Arawn can hit his target accurately within 30 meters. After 30 meters, his accuracy drops significantly.
    Trapping: Arawn can set up traps for creatures smaller than an orc.
    Basic Camouflage: Arawn can disguise himself using his environment. However, his camouflage may not hold up against those who have higher than average perceptiveness.
    Stealth: Arawn is capable of hiding his presence in order to escape notice and sneak up to his prey. His stealth my not hold up against those with higher than average perceptiveness.
    Basic Dagger Wielding: Arawn can wield a dagger in combat with enough proficiency to harm his opponent without cutting himself.
    Butchery: Arawn can dismantle and butcher creatures in order to take materials such as meat or furs.

    Storage:
    • 3 Full Quivers (20 arrows each)
    • Tinderbox (and tinder)
    • Flint and Steel
    • Whetstone
    • Rope
    • Adventurer's Guild Badge
    • Ship in a Bottle
    • Granny Gene's Book of Recipes
    • Granny Gene's Book of Sweet Sauces
    • 1 serving of Mika's Ragout Rabbit Stew
    • Unnamed Book of Ice Magic
    • Not Yo Mommas Quill
    • 7 Apples
    • 5 Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
    • 1 Old Bronze Sword and Sheath
    • Damaged Medallion
    • Small Preserved Ice Statue

    Arawn was born in a small, unremarkable village into a large family. With three older brothers and one younger sister, Arawn had a lively childhood. As he grew up, his father, an experienced hunter, decided to pass on his craft to Arawn. Arawn excelled at hunting, but found that he held no interest in pursuing it as his trade. Instead, he was drawn towards more scholarly ways. He decided to set out to gain an education, but was opposed by his family. Being a rather poor household, his family couldn't pay for an education -- not one that they were sure was going to go to waste.

    Maddened by his family's lack of support, Arawn set off on his own with his life's savings and a shoddily made plan. After spending most of his money, Arawn managed to secure admission to a school. However, he found himself unable to match up to the school's standards and was soon expelled.

    Too ashamed to return home and face his family, Arawn gathered his belongings and with the last of his money, headed to the Adventurer's Guild to put his hunting skills to good use.
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