jbturkle
Last Activity:
Jan 27, 2020 at 12:45 AM
Joined:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
July 23
Location:
R'lyeh

jbturkle

Fruit, Male, from R'lyeh

Zoom, zoom, wish, wash, blam, kablaw zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-day. Jan 24, 2020 at 3:45 AM

jbturkle was last seen:
Jan 27, 2020 at 12:45 AM
    1. Lurking
      Lurking
      I WANNA BANANA
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      2. Lurking
        Lurking
        ban ALL annnaaaas
        Jan 27, 2020 at 7:19 AM
        Archaic pickle likes this.
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Rip all females named @anna
        Jan 27, 2020 at 7:20 AM
        Lurking likes this.
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        theres no one here

        i succeeded
        Jan 27, 2020 at 7:21 AM
        Archaic pickle likes this.
    2. jbturkle
      jbturkle
      Zoom, zoom, wish, wash, blam, kablaw zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-day.
      1. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        The guy from police academy, driving a Mazda
        Jan 24, 2020 at 3:52 AM
    3. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Banana Yum!
      1. Archaic pickle likes this.
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Naughty Banana.
        Jan 24, 2020 at 4:12 AM
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        :D
        I'll have you know I'm more than just a tease. I'm also... uh, something? I don't know, it slips my mind right now.
        Jan 24, 2020 at 4:13 AM
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      5. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Uh huh.
        Jan 24, 2020 at 4:14 AM
    4. Bitty Kitty
      Bitty Kitty
      glomps the banana and licks it hers.
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      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Communist banana.
        Jan 22, 2020 at 4:27 AM
        Bitty Kitty likes this.
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Bargain bin banana.
        Jan 22, 2020 at 4:29 AM
        Bitty Kitty likes this.
      4. Bitty Kitty
        Bitty Kitty
        thinks BANANAS!
        Jan 22, 2020 at 6:45 AM
    5. Communist_Lee
      Communist_Lee
      (~^o^) / in Soviet Russia, banana peels you.
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I've been so annoyingly inactive lately...
        Jan 22, 2020 at 4:38 AM
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Life gets in the way, but you can come back to the forums like a fat kid to the buffet line
        Jan 22, 2020 at 4:39 AM
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I'll always come back. I may spend too much time away, but I can never leave. I'm stuck here, whether y'all like me or not, lol.
        Jan 22, 2020 at 4:45 AM
    6. Togepi
      Togepi
      Toge??
      (Year of the banana?)
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        *trips over the broken spinal cord and boomerangs into the distance*
        Jan 24, 2020 at 12:36 AM
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      3. Togepi
        Togepi
        Priiiii....
        *boomerangs come back....*
        Jan 24, 2020 at 1:45 AM
      4. Togepi
        Togepi
        *Uses pickle as shield*
        Jan 24, 2020 at 1:45 AM
    7. Daisydacrazy
      1. OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Yeah~ It’s from when I was way into MKNR.
        Jan 23, 2020 at 1:31 AM
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      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I never really got into that, though I watched some of the anime. Too OP for my tastes.
        Jan 23, 2020 at 1:33 AM
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Haha, fair enough~
        Jan 23, 2020 at 2:34 AM
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
    8. Togepi
      Togepi
      *uses you as a snowman’s mouth*
      1. Daisydacrazy and Loni4ever like this.
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Smiley face or frowny face?
        Jan 8, 2020
    9. Togepi
      Togepi
      *Surrounds you with ice cream and hot chocolate*
      1. Femme Fatale, 911 and Kalto like this.
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Jan 3, 2020
        Daisydacrazy and Femme Fatale like this.
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        You somehow look more delicious. >_>
        Jan 4, 2020
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Hmm
        Whatever could it be?
        Jan 8, 2020
    10. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Happy new yeaarrrr!
        Hope it's been a good one and that the next will only be better.
        Jan 3, 2020
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      2. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        It's been good, and the new year will definitely be better, all because of NU and nuffians.
        (*^^*)♡
        Jan 6, 2020
    11. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      Happy new years!!
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Happy New Years to you too!
        Jan 2, 2020
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
    12. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      Merry Christmas!
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        And happy holidays~
        Dec 25, 2019
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Merry late Christmas!
        Dec 29, 2019
    13. jbturkle
      jbturkle
      Okay, yeah. With this ending, Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint is the best webnovel I have ever read, and probably that I will ever read.
      1. Pachia320 likes this.
      2. Pachia320
        Pachia320
        ‘The Earth Is Online’
        Dec 22, 2019
    14. Tofu Cat
      Tofu Cat
      What chapter of My House of Horrors are you at?
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I've fallen a little behind lately, so I'm only at 756
        Dec 21, 2019
    15. Femme Fatale
      1. Anra7777 and Loni4ever like this.
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Tee Hee @Loni4ever Boom Boom!

        I got the joke five hours later. XD
        Dec 18, 2019
        Loni4ever likes this.
      4. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        Hahahaha XDD
        Dec 18, 2019
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      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I...
        I'm at a loss for words, both at the image and Loni's joke
        Dec 21, 2019
        Femme Fatale and Loni4ever like this.
    16. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      *hugs*
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Yep. Hopefully I'll be back more often soon, though.
        Jan 2, 2020
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
      4. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Eh go enjoy family time
        Jan 2, 2020
      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Thanks
        Jan 2, 2020
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    17. Femme Fatale
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Alas, that is life! We just have to make the most of it while you are here....did I ever tell you that banana is actually a berry. >_>
        Dec 17, 2019
        Loni4ever likes this.
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Yep. That was a true revelation
        Dec 17, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        That is why strawberries and bananas taste so gooooooooooooood together I reckon. Nom Noms at the thought....
        Dec 17, 2019
    18. Bitty Kitty
      Bitty Kitty
      leaves a big bowl of chilled whipped cream with sprinkles for you to enjoy....
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Dec 1, 2019
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      3. Bitty Kitty
        Bitty Kitty
        has never seenabanan aabsorb nutrients before~
        Dec 1, 2019
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Yes
        Dec 1, 2019
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    19. jbturkle
      jbturkle
      Happy Thanksgiving, NUF!
      1. Kalto likes this.
    20. Femme Fatale
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I want that. I wanna BE that. The final evolution of the Bananamon
        Nov 26, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Nov 27, 2019
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    July 23
    Location:
    R'lyeh

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    Name: Arawn Heath
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human
    Age: 17
    Class: Hunter
    Rank: E
    Points: 59

    179 cm
    Tanned skin
    Brown hair
    Olive-colored eyes
    Lean build

    Weapons:
    • Old Hunting Dagger- An old dagger with a length of 4.5 inches. It was given to Arawn by his father when he was young.
    • Bow- An unremarkable recurve bow
    Armor:
    • Leather Breastplate- A flimsy breastplate constructed from boiled leather, which can guard against glancing blows and weak impacts.
    Coins: 3 Small Copper Coins
    147 Large Copper Coins

    Basic Literacy: Arawn can read and write.
    Tracking: Arawn is capable of proficiently tracking creatures in the wild.
    Basic Marksmanship: Wielding a bow with arrows, Arawn can hit his target accurately within 30 meters. After 30 meters, his accuracy drops significantly.
    Trapping: Arawn can set up traps for creatures smaller than an orc.
    Basic Camouflage: Arawn can disguise himself using his environment. However, his camouflage may not hold up against those who have higher than average perceptiveness.
    Stealth: Arawn is capable of hiding his presence in order to escape notice and sneak up to his prey. His stealth my not hold up against those with higher than average perceptiveness.
    Basic Dagger Wielding: Arawn can wield a dagger in combat with enough proficiency to harm his opponent without cutting himself.
    Butchery: Arawn can dismantle and butcher creatures in order to take materials such as meat or furs.

    Storage:
    • 3 Full Quivers (20 arrows each)
    • Tinderbox (and tinder)
    • Flint and Steel
    • Whetstone
    • Rope
    • Adventurer's Guild Badge
    • Ship in a Bottle
    • Granny Gene's Book of Recipes
    • Granny Gene's Book of Sweet Sauces
    • 1 serving of Mika's Ragout Rabbit Stew
    • Unnamed Book of Ice Magic
    • Not Yo Mommas Quill
    • 7 Apples
    • 5 Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
    • 1 Old Bronze Sword and Sheath
    • Damaged Medallion
    • Small Preserved Ice Statue

    Arawn was born in a small, unremarkable village into a large family. With three older brothers and one younger sister, Arawn had a lively childhood. As he grew up, his father, an experienced hunter, decided to pass on his craft to Arawn. Arawn excelled at hunting, but found that he held no interest in pursuing it as his trade. Instead, he was drawn towards more scholarly ways. He decided to set out to gain an education, but was opposed by his family. Being a rather poor household, his family couldn't pay for an education -- not one that they were sure was going to go to waste.

    Maddened by his family's lack of support, Arawn set off on his own with his life's savings and a shoddily made plan. After spending most of his money, Arawn managed to secure admission to a school. However, he found himself unable to match up to the school's standards and was soon expelled.

    Too ashamed to return home and face his family, Arawn gathered his belongings and with the last of his money, headed to the Adventurer's Guild to put his hunting skills to good use.
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