jbturkle
Last Activity:
Dec 11, 2019 at 3:49 AM
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
July 23
Location:
R'lyeh

jbturkle

Fruit, Male, from R'lyeh

Happy Thanksgiving, NUF! Nov 29, 2019

jbturkle was last seen:
Dec 11, 2019 at 3:49 AM
    1. Bitty Kitty
      Bitty Kitty
      leaves a big bowl of chilled whipped cream with sprinkles for you to enjoy....
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Dec 1, 2019
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      3. Bitty Kitty
        Bitty Kitty
        has never seenabanan aabsorb nutrients before~
        Dec 1, 2019
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Yes
        Dec 1, 2019
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    2. jbturkle
      jbturkle
      Happy Thanksgiving, NUF!
      1. Kalto likes this.
    3. Femme Fatale
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I want that. I wanna BE that. The final evolution of the Bananamon
        Nov 26, 2019
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Nov 27, 2019
    4. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Helloooo there~

      *waggles her eyebrows*
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        blinks innocently again.
        Nov 25, 2019
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        wonders if now is better.
        Nov 25, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Nope. I've honed my danger senses thanks to Daisy
        Nov 25, 2019
    5. Lurking
      Lurking
      *plops*

      hungee
      me hungee

      *stares*
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Are ya still hungry now?
        Nov 23, 2019
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      3. Lurking
        Lurking
        yes. im going to get another banana and toss this one's cruddy empty peel and then sleep
        Nov 23, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        You cruel. That poor banana. And g'night. I'll be going now too.
        Nov 23, 2019
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    6. Jeanette
      Jeanette
      ^^)/ *pokes*
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      2. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        ^^)/ *waters*
        Nov 25, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        *blooms*
        Nov 25, 2019
      4. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        ^^) *watches banana bloom into a tree*
        Nov 25, 2019
    7. Blitz
      Blitz
      You ever heard of banana Juice? Cause I haven't
      1. Femme Fatale likes this.
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      3. Pray Alpha
        Pray Alpha
        there's also banana split
        Nov 21, 2019
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Imagine a banana with foot and they start splitting.
        Nov 21, 2019
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      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I didn't until someone else on nuf mentioned it. I forgot who, though.
        Nov 22, 2019
        Nefasdetestasti and Femme Fatale like this.
    8. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      whacks the banana about in preparation for what's to come....

      *blinks*
      1. Nefasdetestasti likes this.
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      3. Bitty Kitty
        Bitty Kitty
        saves the banana from bullying.
        Nov 21, 2019
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      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I don't know how to feel about this. Friend or foe? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
        Nov 22, 2019
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      5. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        ^.^ Good question @jbturkle , good question. ^.^
        Nov 22, 2019
    9. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Banana! This is your last warning!
      1. Archaic pickle likes this.
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Especially when you have a good memory.

        The disadvantage of a good brain.
        Nov 21, 2019
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Our brain is sometimes like a bitch.

        Ain't leaving us with good memories..
        Nov 21, 2019
      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        omfg you're going to give me nightmares now. You pervvvvvs! And is this why I had 104 alerts?
        Nov 22, 2019
    10. JokeProgrammer
      JokeProgrammer
      I'm a joke, and you're an ero joke, i think we can be a best friend
      1. Nyann likes this.
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      3. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        LOL...no
        Nov 20, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        @Nyann There shalt be no BL in this land!
        And lmao Programmer. I'm totally down for that. The joke duo. My approval has been acquired.
        Nov 21, 2019
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      5. JokeProgrammer
        JokeProgrammer
        =============>
        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        Nov 21, 2019
    11. Archaic pickle
      Archaic pickle
      @Femme Fatale did you ever make that banana peel bacon?
      I think you shared that before
      1. Femme Fatale likes this.
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        did you make it? And was it good?
        Nov 19, 2019
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        No, i haven't made it yet because I was missing the right ingredient at the time.....Imma gonna give it a go now that @jbturkle is back. XD

        Mmmmm I might post photos here when I make them maybe. ^.^
        Nov 19, 2019
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      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Who's jbturkle? There is no banana here. He's definitely not back yet.
        Nov 20, 2019
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    12. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      Bad banana! (μ_μ)
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I've never heard a banana say no when I've done it in the past? Have you?
        Nov 19, 2019
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      3. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        Uh...I guess..>.<
        He doesn't come when I summon him. He ignores. Bad banana. :(
        Nov 19, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        That's 3:49 in the morning for me! Even I'm not awake then.
        Nov 20, 2019
    13. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
      *drags a few bananas here*
      *sits down crosslegged*
      *eats them piece by piece*
      Night-snacks are important!
      *smiles*
      1. 911 likes this.
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Everything can go in a salad
        Nov 18, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I feel like mad scientist pickle has reached new levels of dangerous. And those tags are confusing me on what my future will be like now.

        And you have misstepped, Young Master Titi. Those were the pervy second cousins! They won't be missed!
        Nov 19, 2019
        Tilgarial and Archaic pickle like this.
      5. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Yah, same here. I can somewhat see where most of them come from, but then I have to wonder what kind of mind came up with that connection

        Then they wont be missed. But I yet have more Bananas in my grasp, left to devour. We shall see how long your resistance lasts!
        Nov 19, 2019
    14. Kalto
      Kalto
      Greetings
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      2. 911
        911
        *save the banana*
        Nov 19, 2019
        Kalto and Kira Miki like this.
      3. Kira Miki
        Kira Miki
        [(*-*)]
        ...Officer awesome~
        Nov 19, 2019
        Kalto and 911 like this.
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        My hero! At least when he's not arresting me!
        Nov 20, 2019
        911, Kira Miki and Kalto like this.
    15. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      *places a box on doorstep*
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        THIS AINT A TRICK THIS IS MURDERRRRRRRRR
        Nov 20, 2019
      3. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        *pats*
        Nov 20, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I feel like there's something wrong when my would-be murderer shows me pity
        Nov 21, 2019
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
    16. Archaic pickle
      Archaic pickle
      I like tagging you, it's like the only way I know your alive Nana
      1. Tilgarial likes this.
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I'm always alive, pickle. I drop by once every day or two. I'm just too busy to really have any free time. And I like being tagged as well.
        Nov 16, 2019
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    17. Maid Chan
      Maid Chan
      *shot you with silver bullet
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      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        casue you're a banana/orange/egg abomination duh
        Nov 3, 2019
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        I dun see the egg or orange, thought his banana came out of a dōjinshi
        Nov 3, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        ...I'm never going to escape the egg, am I? And you pervy pickle, that's just your imagination!
        Nov 3, 2019
    18. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      Trick or treat >.<
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I don't do well with eating too much candy all at once. I always feel unwell later on.
        Nov 1, 2019
      3. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        I see. Drink lots of water
        Nov 1, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Thanks
        Nov 1, 2019
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    19. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      If you were an apple, how would you like to be eaten?
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Hmmm... I think in peeled slices. I don't know about you, but I definitely don't like apple skins or cores.
        Oct 31, 2019
    20. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      Hey there ^.^)~
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      2. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        Thank you.. :))

        Months?!! :o well..good luck to you.. ^.^~♡
        Nov 5, 2019
      3. HNCKrstl
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Hugs much appreciated. Thanks <3
        Nov 6, 2019
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    July 23
    Location:
    R'lyeh

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    Name: Arawn Heath
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human
    Age: 17
    Class: Hunter
    Rank: E
    Points: 59

    179 cm
    Tanned skin
    Brown hair
    Olive-colored eyes
    Lean build

    Weapons:
    • Old Hunting Dagger- An old dagger with a length of 4.5 inches. It was given to Arawn by his father when he was young.
    • Bow- An unremarkable recurve bow
    Armor:
    • Leather Breastplate- A flimsy breastplate constructed from boiled leather, which can guard against glancing blows and weak impacts.
    Coins: 3 Small Copper Coins
    147 Large Copper Coins

    Basic Literacy: Arawn can read and write.
    Tracking: Arawn is capable of proficiently tracking creatures in the wild.
    Basic Marksmanship: Wielding a bow with arrows, Arawn can hit his target accurately within 30 meters. After 30 meters, his accuracy drops significantly.
    Trapping: Arawn can set up traps for creatures smaller than an orc.
    Basic Camouflage: Arawn can disguise himself using his environment. However, his camouflage may not hold up against those who have higher than average perceptiveness.
    Stealth: Arawn is capable of hiding his presence in order to escape notice and sneak up to his prey. His stealth my not hold up against those with higher than average perceptiveness.
    Basic Dagger Wielding: Arawn can wield a dagger in combat with enough proficiency to harm his opponent without cutting himself.
    Butchery: Arawn can dismantle and butcher creatures in order to take materials such as meat or furs.

    Storage:
    • 3 Full Quivers (20 arrows each)
    • Tinderbox (and tinder)
    • Flint and Steel
    • Whetstone
    • Rope
    • Adventurer's Guild Badge
    • Ship in a Bottle
    • Granny Gene's Book of Recipes
    • Granny Gene's Book of Sweet Sauces
    • 1 serving of Mika's Ragout Rabbit Stew
    • Unnamed Book of Ice Magic
    • Not Yo Mommas Quill
    • 7 Apples
    • 5 Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
    • 1 Old Bronze Sword and Sheath
    • Damaged Medallion
    • Small Preserved Ice Statue

    Arawn was born in a small, unremarkable village into a large family. With three older brothers and one younger sister, Arawn had a lively childhood. As he grew up, his father, an experienced hunter, decided to pass on his craft to Arawn. Arawn excelled at hunting, but found that he held no interest in pursuing it as his trade. Instead, he was drawn towards more scholarly ways. He decided to set out to gain an education, but was opposed by his family. Being a rather poor household, his family couldn't pay for an education -- not one that they were sure was going to go to waste.

    Maddened by his family's lack of support, Arawn set off on his own with his life's savings and a shoddily made plan. After spending most of his money, Arawn managed to secure admission to a school. However, he found himself unable to match up to the school's standards and was soon expelled.

    Too ashamed to return home and face his family, Arawn gathered his belongings and with the last of his money, headed to the Adventurer's Guild to put his hunting skills to good use.
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