jbturkle
Last Activity:
Oct 17, 2019 at 11:44 PM
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Gender:
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Birthday:
July 23
Location:
R'lyeh

jbturkle

Fruit, Male, from R'lyeh

I guess it's time for my intermittent absences and inactivity from nuf. Hopefully this won't last long... Oct 17, 2019 at 6:41 AM

jbturkle was last seen:
Oct 17, 2019 at 11:44 PM
    1. jbturkle
      jbturkle
      Today's a good day. Just made $650 in blackjack. It's a miracle.
      1. Nyann and SummerForest like this.
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      3. Haerether
        Haerether
        Just because, justabot.
        Jul 21, 2019
      4. justabot
        Jul 21, 2019
      5. Clay.
        Clay.
        Did u overtake me??? xD well imma check and overtake u back!!! Muhahah
        Jul 21, 2019
    2. in_awe
      in_awe
      *puts a banana cutter on the table*
      *stares*
      1. Nobody likes this.
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        That'd either be a book of misfortune, or a very long, ingredient-specific cookbook.
        Jul 21, 2019
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        But you can enjoy bananas in art and gardening. lols
        Jul 21, 2019
      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Huh. I guess prolonged exposure to NUF made me forget that bananas have other uses than food.
        Jul 21, 2019
        Nobody and Femme Fatale like this.
    3. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      *places a blender just here......*
      1. Daisydacrazy likes this.
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        QAQ
        At least Femme was subtle about it! You have no mercyyyy
        Jul 20, 2019
      4. Daisydacrazy
        Jul 20, 2019
      5. Femme Fatale
        Jul 20, 2019
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
    4. in_awe
      in_awe
      BANNANANA!
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      2. in_awe
        in_awe
        *grins* Not~ Telling~ you~
        Jul 18, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        But since you think you should turn green, we'll go with that route as well
        Jul 18, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I'm scared
        Jul 18, 2019
        in_awe likes this.
    5. Clay.
      Clay.
      Banana explain why are u yellow!!!! What crimes did u do to achieve this colour!????
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        QAQ
        I thought it was a brib- I mean, I thought we were cool!
        Jul 16, 2019
        911 likes this.
      3. 911
        911
        Nah, you out already. Just had a change of mind
        Jul 17, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Thanks. I'll make sure that you won't regret it. I'm going on the straight and narrow, officer! O7
        Jul 17, 2019
    6. Jeanette
      Jeanette
      *places banana on a decorative fruit bowl*
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Who's my farmer?
        Jul 14, 2019
        Jeanette likes this.
      3. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        *banana gets lost and sent to space instead*
        Jul 14, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        ... Intriguing. I hope the aliens don't eat me either.
        Jul 14, 2019
    7. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      '-'
      You're curving up.
      X
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Like a smiley face
        :)
        Jul 13, 2019
    8. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      *pets the banana*
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Good evening! xD
        Jul 12, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Good morning
        Jul 12, 2019
      4. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Good morning
        Jul 12, 2019
    9. in_awe
      in_awe
      Ha! You're lurking on my profile!
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Nope
        Jul 10, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        Tch. Darn it
        Jul 10, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Nothing will make me willingly submit!
        Jul 10, 2019
    10. Jeanette
      Jeanette
      *draws kimono on banana*
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      2. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        *Pat's atti*
        Jul 9, 2019
      3. itsthatkidjashyy
        itsthatkidjashyy
        hug me atti~
        *waits for hug*
        lemme know it's you
        Jul 9, 2019
        Jeanette and Atti like this.
      4. Atti
        Atti
        *jump and hug*
        now it's Atti right?
        Jul 9, 2019
        Claude and Jeanette like this.
    11. Crazycrow
      Crazycrow
      *licks*
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      2. Lurking
        Lurking
        Wwait what?

        *looks up*
        Crazy cow... mad cow disease?

        Ooh right.

        Um. I think the others like spam so its fine.

        *forgot what doing*

        Ooh. Ya i was scrolling down page 3 or 4 of new profule posts.

        Is fun
        Aug 23, 2019
      3. Lurking
        Lurking
        Oooh yeah. My old bed was like 5ft or 6 feet off the ground i almost regretted taking my bros bedframe alllmost.

        My new ones only like 2 ft off ground
        Aug 23, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        That's nice. No hitting your head hard onto the ground.
        Aug 23, 2019
    12. Blitz
      Blitz
      I've been quite inactive lately so I figures your the best person to ask about down low recently
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Honestly... probably not. I've been pretty inactive for a while. Just today was a random burst of activity. I'm not too sure what's going on.
        Jul 8, 2019
        Nyann and Blitz like this.
    13. Jeanette
      Jeanette
      What's the black lines
      *Tilts head*
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      2. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        Ah, I'm going to show you off
        *Brings to @Atti and*
        Jul 8, 2019
      3. Atti
        Atti
        hm?
        Jeanette?
        what's wrong?
        Jul 8, 2019
        Jeanette likes this.
      4. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        Looks~ muscular banana~
        Jul 8, 2019
    14. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      *peels your skin back and aggressively bites*
      I need to eat more healthily...
      X
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Hmm, I prefer banana and whipped cream.
        X
        Jul 8, 2019
      3. Carrot
        Carrot
        pls can people stop eating me ;(
        Jul 12, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Oh...I thought I could sacrifice a dead carrot. But this one's still alive.
        Jul 12, 2019
    15. in_awe
      in_awe
      Banana
      1. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Nananananannaaaaaaa
        Jul 7, 2019
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        in_awe
        Jul 8, 2019
    16. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      Hi banana~
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      2. in_awe
        in_awe
        *follows*
        Jul 7, 2019
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
      3. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        *disappears without a trace*
        Jul 7, 2019
      4. in_awe
        in_awe
        A ghost? Darn it, I could have gotten the kiss of death
        Jul 7, 2019
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
    17. in_awe
      in_awe
      Bannana! I know this is so out of the world.
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Alright.
        *kisses forehead*
        Jul 7, 2019
        in_awe likes this.
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        Bahahhahahaha! Bragging rights!!
        Jul 7, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Eh? Wait, what was this about?
        Jul 7, 2019
        in_awe likes this.
    18. listener
      listener
      Jb, actually he is still female and the male is her clone
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Well, she's also said it's only a temporary thing, so I'm sure he'll be back.
        Jul 6, 2019
        One Perfect Veteran likes this.
      4. listener
        listener
        yup..., but his main soul is inside the female clone right ?
        Jul 7, 2019
      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        At this point, I'm not too sure where he really is...
        Jul 7, 2019
    19. jbturkle
      jbturkle
      When you're in DC for July 4th, but miss everything because you're get sick...
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I'm glad to hear you area feeling better. However, if you still want the fondue.. *waggles eyebrows*
        Jul 6, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        *sweats*
        You know what, I think I've just developed an allergy to fondue. Yes, that must be it...
        Jul 6, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        *lols* Damn, foiled again by your fickle banana. >_>
        Jul 7, 2019
    20. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      *leaves a few bags of graham crackers here on the counter*
      1. RottenApple
        RottenApple
        *eats the graham crackers* *leaves immediately*
        Jun 30, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        :O

        Where did it go?

        *goes back to the shop*
        Jul 1, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        *leaves a poisonous cake*
        Jul 3, 2019
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    July 23
    Location:
    R'lyeh

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    Name: Arawn Heath
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human
    Age: 17
    Class: Hunter
    Rank: E
    Points: 59

    179 cm
    Tanned skin
    Brown hair
    Olive-colored eyes
    Lean build

    Weapons:
    • Old Hunting Dagger- An old dagger with a length of 4.5 inches. It was given to Arawn by his father when he was young.
    • Bow- An unremarkable recurve bow
    Armor:
    • Leather Breastplate- A flimsy breastplate constructed from boiled leather, which can guard against glancing blows and weak impacts.
    Coins: 3 Small Copper Coins
    147 Large Copper Coins

    Basic Literacy: Arawn can read and write.
    Tracking: Arawn is capable of proficiently tracking creatures in the wild.
    Basic Marksmanship: Wielding a bow with arrows, Arawn can hit his target accurately within 30 meters. After 30 meters, his accuracy drops significantly.
    Trapping: Arawn can set up traps for creatures smaller than an orc.
    Basic Camouflage: Arawn can disguise himself using his environment. However, his camouflage may not hold up against those who have higher than average perceptiveness.
    Stealth: Arawn is capable of hiding his presence in order to escape notice and sneak up to his prey. His stealth my not hold up against those with higher than average perceptiveness.
    Basic Dagger Wielding: Arawn can wield a dagger in combat with enough proficiency to harm his opponent without cutting himself.
    Butchery: Arawn can dismantle and butcher creatures in order to take materials such as meat or furs.

    Storage:
    • 3 Full Quivers (20 arrows each)
    • Tinderbox (and tinder)
    • Flint and Steel
    • Whetstone
    • Rope
    • Adventurer's Guild Badge
    • Ship in a Bottle
    • Granny Gene's Book of Recipes
    • Granny Gene's Book of Sweet Sauces
    • 1 serving of Mika's Ragout Rabbit Stew
    • Unnamed Book of Ice Magic
    • Not Yo Mommas Quill
    • 7 Apples
    • 5 Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
    • 1 Old Bronze Sword and Sheath
    • Damaged Medallion
    • Small Preserved Ice Statue

    Arawn was born in a small, unremarkable village into a large family. With three older brothers and one younger sister, Arawn had a lively childhood. As he grew up, his father, an experienced hunter, decided to pass on his craft to Arawn. Arawn excelled at hunting, but found that he held no interest in pursuing it as his trade. Instead, he was drawn towards more scholarly ways. He decided to set out to gain an education, but was opposed by his family. Being a rather poor household, his family couldn't pay for an education -- not one that they were sure was going to go to waste.

    Maddened by his family's lack of support, Arawn set off on his own with his life's savings and a shoddily made plan. After spending most of his money, Arawn managed to secure admission to a school. However, he found himself unable to match up to the school's standards and was soon expelled.

    Too ashamed to return home and face his family, Arawn gathered his belongings and with the last of his money, headed to the Adventurer's Guild to put his hunting skills to good use.
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