Kufooloo
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Kufooloo

YoRHa Type A No.2, from This Website

I relish in the sense of satisfaction I get when applying the knowledge I get from reading light novels into my day to day activities. Mar 20, 2017

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    1. NZPIEFACE
      NZPIEFACE
      Link, is that you?!
      1. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        no its a me, cathulu desu~
        Apr 10, 2017
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        I thought you bit you're tounge when you made another account inky lol
        Apr 10, 2017
      3. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        oh this isnt a clone of mine desu~
        heck I dont have a clone account yet desu~
        Apr 10, 2017
    2. Dragon God
      Dragon God
      You know you can like pats if you agree with the content.
      1. Kufooloo
        Kufooloo
        I assume your talking about parts.
        Mar 28, 2017
      2. Dragon God
        Dragon God
        I meant posts, you can like posts of you agree with the content.

        A combination of typo and Autocorrect fucked me up.
        Mar 28, 2017
        AnAngryLinguist likes this.
    3. Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal
    4. Kufooloo
      Kufooloo
      I relish in the sense of satisfaction I get when applying the knowledge I get from reading light novels into my day to day activities.
      1. AnAngryLinguist and CDLevit like this.
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      3. Kufooloo
        Kufooloo
        Nonono, haven't read that, is it any good? And is it safe for school, as in, if I read it during math class and my desk partner looks at what I'm reading, will he look at me like I'm Kakashi from naruto, or will he ask me what I'm reading.
        Mar 20, 2017
        CDLevit likes this.
      4. KingOfMangonia
        KingOfMangonia
        wait... so you weren't talking about
        -I’m a NEET but when I went to Hello Work I got taken to another world?

        but something else? its safe for work... as in there aren't any pictures, but it is not safe in terms of what the content is at points, cause the main character does talk about his harem and stuff
        Mar 20, 2017
      5. Kufooloo
        Kufooloo
        Oh thanks. Did you get the Kakashi reference? In the anime, he was reading some NSFW stuff all the time.
        Mar 20, 2017
        CDLevit likes this.
    5. Kufooloo
      Kufooloo
      I get a kick out of reading.
      1. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        *kick out*
        Mar 20, 2017
      2. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        I don't think that what she mean aunty....... but if that make you happy......
        Mar 20, 2017
      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/
        Mar 20, 2017
    6. Kufooloo
      Kufooloo
      I enjoy reading.
      1. Archaic pickle likes this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        I enjoy watching peeps cry with despair :3
        Mar 20, 2017
    7. Cire
      Cire
      What happened to the zombie?
      1. Kufooloo
        Kufooloo
        which one?
        Mar 20, 2017
    8. Shio
      Shio
      Edited your signature. It's way too long
      1. Kufooloo
        Kufooloo
        Thanks. I was just about to change it.
        Mar 19, 2017
    9. Cire
      Cire
      Hallo.
      1. Accidentally and Archaic pickle like this.
      2. Kufooloo
        Kufooloo
        Good afternoon.
        Mar 19, 2017
      3. Cire
        Cire
        Good morning.
        Mar 19, 2017
      4. L4
        L4
        ohayo
        Mar 19, 2017
    10. Kufooloo
      Kufooloo
      I like reading.
      1. Himari
        Himari
        everyone here loves to read
        Mar 19, 2017
      2. L4
        L4
        I like your hobby too!
        Mar 19, 2017
    11. Linbe
      Linbe
      Welcome to Nuf....have a great time here
      1. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Welcome to NUF!
        Mar 17, 2017
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    You're walking in the woods.
    There's no one around,
    And your phone is dead.
    Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
    Shia LaBeouf.

    He's following you
    About 30 feet back.
    He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
    He's gaining on you.
    Shia LaBeouf.

    You're looking for your car,
    But you're all turned around.
    He's almost upon you now
    And you can see there's blood on his face!
    My god, there's blood everywhere!

    Running for your life
    (From Shia LaBeouf.)
    He's brandishing a knife.
    (It's Shia LaBeouf.)
    Lurking in the shadows
    Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
    Living in the woods,
    (Shia LaBeouf.)
    Killing for sport,
    (Shia LaBeouf.)
    Eating all the bodies
    Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

    Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
    But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
    Stranded with a murderer,
    You creep silently through the underbrush.
    A-ha! In the distance,
    A small cottage with a light on.
    Hope!
    You move stealthily toward it,
    But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

    Gnawing off your leg,
    (Quiet, quiet.)
    Limping toward the cottage,
    (Quiet, quiet.)
    Now you're on the doorstep,
    Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
    Sharpening an ax,
    (Shia LaBeouf.)
    But he doesn't hear you enter,
    (Shia LaBeouf.)
    You're sneaking up behind him.
    Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf.
    Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf,
    Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf,
    Stab it in his kidney.
    Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.

    You limp into the dark woods,
    Blood oozing from your stump leg.
    But you have won.
    You have beaten Shia LaBeouf

    Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
    There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
    But you can do Jiu Jitsu
    Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
    Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
    Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
    You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
    But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

    He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
    You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
    You're chopping off his head now
    You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf

    His head topples to the floor, expressionless
    You fall to your knees and catch your breath
    You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
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