✪ Well-Known Hypocrite
They lick themselves to clean up yuck.
Says a species that pisses on themselves to keep cool.
Calling yourself a hypocrite is cringy but you do post useful stuff in comparison to actual hypocrites and all.
Anyway, I can admit I'm a asshole at times, doesn't make me cringy just telling the truth.
Cuz it's not much saying you're an asshole, it's different from making it known to everybody and saying it all the time like that's all there's to you. Imagine a second you write it in your profile and you force everyone to see you as an asshole just because.
I WILL BECOME THE HYPOCRITE KING! ☠️
Could ya pm me your novel?
*pays by rolling more*
*pays by sliding in reverse*
I'm sorry but rolling more and sliding in reverse are not acceptable payment methods at this profile. The only acceptable payment method is adoption and servitude to a cat god per incidence.
That said, there is one other issue... this profile does not allow rolling and sliding at the same time. Thus I propose that you settle this via a sensible and civilized manner, such as battle to the death.
I was poking around in your profile for whatsoever reason and I really needed that ‘make your reading list public’ manual. Thx
*gasp* I'm being stalked...O.O... Glad it helped.
Dude, does your name start with 'ai' or 'elle'?
The world will never know... (It's clearly an elle, not sure how people can't see something so obvious, there is like a whole 1 pixel difference between lI , see?)
I don't know you...
Whatever the cat gods command?
I see, I see.
To be honest, I really don't want to thank you because yoi donated so little... XD
Thanks for the (petty, measly, pitifully small) 24 nuffies!!!! (minus tax)
Way to be a tsundere >.>
It's not the quantity of nuffies that counts, it's the quality!
Hullo there o/
>.> My essay is actually finished and undergoing editing, so consider my obligations obligated. And fate comes in many shapes and forms, not easily recognized by us mere mortals.
*Shrug* it depends on how you see fate.
I am a servant of the cat gods, giving me omnipotence. As someone who writes a novel, writing a chapter takes a few hours, editing takes up 2-10X that and is much more annoying and a hassle than writing, so thy can't fool me.
. . . uhm can I have your money?
... your corpse has been fed as cat food... so now you are poop...
Well, I’m here to bring you a shitty day!
I guess it's time to clear the litter box ha... *throws out all the shit*
A hypocrite will never admit he's a hypocrite...
Being self aware that you are one technically is admitting.
What if you have split personality and one is aware while the other isn't? O.o
Please, don't make me cringe. Not right now.
Your title. Each time I see it around makes me chuckle.
Yes, cause I'm a hypocrite (though I am not admitting to it)
As for why I'm not getting an avatar... the answer is simple... so simple it justifies anything... LAZINESS.
how true to yourself :V
*pushes him to get one* give yourself a face dood.
But if I give myself a face, then I'd have to fight all those CN young masters just to maintain my face : /
Which novel is the mayonnaise one?
Well, just saying... but yes winners do write history:
How do I see your reading list?
Its by my name or click here:
i think you should vote for whale *vomit* i wont change my vote but maybe you will? *vomit*
ah they aren't a under dog now it's pretty much neck and neck so you might want to support the one you like the most
I like them both evenly so it doesn't matter really : /
Whales are still the underdogs.
@hello , @Welcome to NUF !
I hope you enjoy your stay here! \(^^)/
I guess you already are though, joined yesterday and already have 13 posts? Hope you keep on having a lot of fun! \(^^)/
welcome to nuf
Welcome to NUF~
welcome to NU Families~
your name's so short and how do you pronounce it? like "invy" or "in" silent 'v'?
Separate names with a comma.