Lynx

Professional...on lewd matter, Male, from Jakarta

I just wonder if its just me that feel that i'm in a sauna when i step outside today? Oct 15, 2021

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1. Lynx
  Dreamed of tracking and hunting something big. But, why did i woke up tired, and i meant truly bone weary tired...
  
  Aug 4, 2019
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  3. Lynx
    Well, fighting actually but its the same i guess
    
    Aug 4, 2019
  4. Archaic pickle
    Yeah dreams with like physical actions accompanying them, do you have a partner you share a bed with?
    Did they wake up with a black eye this morning?
    
    Aug 4, 2019
  5. Archaic pickle
    Lol
    
    Aug 4, 2019
2. Lynx
  If you're a parent that bring children to watch movies, and they're screaming and running around, don't blame me if i trip them down...
  
  Jul 4, 2019
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  3. Tilgarial
    Lol. Children in general are almost impossible to control nowadays~
    
    @Flamer *headtilts*
    
    Jul 4, 2019
  4. in_awe
    >_< blahhhhh
    
    Jul 4, 2019
  5. Daisydacrazy
    I would trip them too...
    
    Jul 4, 2019
    
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3. Lynx
  New Achievement, manage to guess the 3rd song on my 117 random playlist song. Bow before me, plebeians....
  
  Jul 2, 2019
  2. Arcadia Blade
    Thats pretty good. While i'm here guessing lotto cards with 3:5 ratio of getting the right cards...
    
    Jul 2, 2019
4. Lynx
  Niece screaming off her lungs and said "Uncle, can i get married to dad? " Me :.....(completely speechless)
  
  Jun 26, 2019
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  2. Femme Fatale
    Too sweet. Little girls that are loved and respected by their fathers are always like this. Her father will be the man she will compare all other men against.
    
    Jun 26, 2019
    
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  3. Lynx
    She's three...the perpetrator is the marriage invitation that my mother reads...
    
    Jun 26, 2019
    
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5. Lynx
  I hate screaming children, not my niece though, she could scream all she want and I felt it like a spring breeze, other? I wish to trip them
  
  Jun 24, 2019
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  3. Bakaturq
    S'probably better than a screaming adult
    
    Jun 24, 2019
  4. Lynx
    I have a cure for screaming adult,called an 'accidental' slap
    
    Jun 24, 2019
  5. Bakaturq
    using only the sense of touch, through the medium of a clenched fist
    
    Jun 24, 2019
    
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6. Lynx
  Will have an operation on friday, and my random playlist start playing My Funeral, should I be concerned? Or prepare for my reincarnation?
  
  Jun 19, 2019
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    You should start digging your own grave.
    
    Jun 19, 2019
  3. GoldenGoddess
    Bad! @Papercut
    @Lynx I'm sure everything will.be fine..get well soon
    
    Jun 19, 2019
    
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  4. Deleted member 97520
    Just some grim humour to lighten the mood.
    
    Jun 19, 2019
    
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7. Lynx
  For something that have wisdom in their name, the fact that it grows sideways make wisdom tooth stupid
  
  Jun 19, 2019
  2. Deleted member 97520
    What if the wisdom tooth's reason to grow sideways is so wise and profound that we can't understand it?
    
    Jun 19, 2019
  3. Deleted member 97520
    What if... we become un-wise without the wisdom teeth?
    
    Jun 19, 2019
  4. Lynx
    No matter what, i will pull this mo fo out. It betrays me by killing me slowly with painful pulse... Ever felt something pulsing on your gum, you think something alive there? That's how i felt
    
    Jun 19, 2019
8. Lynx
  The sign that you're successful at adulting is by not stabbing someone even when you're really want to.
  
  Jun 15, 2019
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  3. Bakaturq
    Define stab. Isit a friendly stab with the pen tib/finger stab, or the murderous stab with the laser pointer pen tip/mr1(one piece) razor finger stab?
    
    Jun 15, 2019
  4. Lynx
    I assumed knife stab, because that what passed my mind everytime i was pissed at someone
    
    Jun 15, 2019
  5. Bakaturq
    Why would you use such a crude method? You should set up an elaborate trap to frame the person and cause him/her to fall into depravity and get caught by the law only to escape and evetually sentenced to life imprisonment or death by hanging or the electric chair
    
    Jun 15, 2019
    
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9. Lynx
  I've read that in 2050, the human population on earth will reach 9 billion. Is it just me that thinks we need a new plague?
  
  Jun 14, 2019
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  2. Femme Fatale
    I would like to say just you....but sadly there are people that think like that I've heard.
    
    Jun 14, 2019
    
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  3. itsthatkidjashyy
    Before our population reaches 9 billion here in earth, there's also talks about creating colony in Mars not so far in the future from now
    
    Jun 14, 2019
    
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10. Lynx
  The best way for diet, proven for me, lost 3 kg in 3 days, you just had to have a fucking toothache that make you suffer while eating...
  
  Jun 9, 2019
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  2. Femme Fatale
    *pat* *Pat* Toothache is a bitch. Go to the dentist, I hope you get better soon.
    
    Jun 9, 2019
    
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  3. Bakaturq
    You don't have to go that far, just bite your lip/tongue between your teeth, put your hands under youe chin, and let someone give you a swift uppercut. Instant ulcer
    
    Jun 9, 2019
    
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  4. GoldenGoddess
    Baka torture!
    
    Jun 9, 2019
    
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11. Lynx
  You know that one room in your house that makes you feel uncomfortable even though there's (supposedly) nothing inside?
  
  Jun 1, 2019
12. Lynx
  Scale 1-10 how pissed are you when you charge your phone for 3 hours and its still low batt because you forgot to connect it to electricity.
  
  May 23, 2019
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  2. Bakaturq
    1 if i'm not using my phone. 10 is i am.
    Also, imagine when you check through your stock of chathing cables to find that none of it works
    
    May 23, 2019
13. Lynx
  I'll give you a true but saddening fact, today is not friday...tomorrow is not friday, even the day after tomorrow is not friday...
  
  May 13, 2019
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  2. Bad Storm
    My Friday sucks.....
    
    May 13, 2019
  3. Lynx
    Let me give you cookies for your friday so it wouldn't suck anymore
    
    May 13, 2019
14. Lynx
  Just sayin, putting oatmeal, fruit and milk on a plate is not cooking...at all
  
  May 8, 2019
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15. Lynx
  After turning and tossing in my bed for an hour or so, i give up sleeping, and continue to read, maybe if someone sing me a lullaby...
  
  May 7, 2019
16. Lynx
  My PEN....IS bigger than yours, this is an example of correct sentence in English....
  
  May 2, 2019
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  3. Lynx
    I always used mine carefully
    
    May 2, 2019
  4. SummerForest
    Meatbun has really turned evil;)
    
    May 2, 2019
  5. VOLX98
    @My Pen is Mightier Than Swords
    
    May 2, 2019
17. Lynx
  Just a life advice, when you see a toilet in your dream...Don't ever....ever use it
  
  Apr 30, 2019
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  2. waterfall_fairy
    You got the scare of your life huh?
    
    Apr 30, 2019
  3. Lynx
    Me opening my eyes is the thing that saved me from embarrassment
    
    Apr 30, 2019
    
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  4. Ddraig
    Your avi suits this situation
    
    Apr 30, 2019
    
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18. Lynx
  Me being nice is because i was taught for being polite to people, but that doesn't mean i want you to solicit your religion to me...
  
  Apr 30, 2019
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19. Lynx
  Sit down on my bed and felt a wet spot? When my mother said, "your niece just wet herself...oh you're already sit on it, that's okay then...
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  2. Lynx
    I don't see the 'okay' part my mother said....
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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20. Lynx
  Will went on being a hermit/incommunicado for the next few weeks, division 2 is release tomorrow...
  
  Mar 14, 2019
  2. Potatoes
    I love your avi~ *breathes in your direction*
    
    Mar 14, 2019
  3. Lynx
    *Stab*....oh, did i do this? *Staring at @Potatoes 's body
    
    Mar 14, 2019
  4. Potatoes
    *spits blood* k-ku, I-i, s-save me...
    
    Mar 14, 2019
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