After you reach the age of consent, age just becomes another number. Don't be an ass, or make it weird. Even if you can't comprehend their...
From my perspective, if you're going to go so far as to put real toppings on a frozen pizza, you might as well just get a "build your own pizza...
I wana day that's bass ackwards, but it's really just flipping it on its head.
My mistake. I keep seeing the prodigious rate at which children are spawned and forget their's is not but a last gasp of the hopeful
This makes me fear the future generations even more...
NGL, I think it's all an act. No singed fur, cat is clearly the one to start the fire and immediately retreated to be rescued later.
I know you are, but what am I?
Nine Inch Nails - Closer, was my goto song for a not to unsubtle hint of my intentions for the evening. Surprisingly worked too. --edit-- Just as...
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Easy, paid for a glass of wine. General practices for most restaurants is to offer water when a person orders wine.
It almost hurts my soul how on point this is.
O.o I figured that was always an option, but thought the images ruled it out. Particularly the one we can see into the hole. The damage is all...
Y'know what, those looks suspiciously like hatched eggs... Just add a little green slime and you would have the perfect Halloween decoration to go...
I know I've mentioned this before, but this image forcibly reminds me of of an event when I was still married. Soon after the birth of our first...
O.o I don't think I've ever lost a sock in the dryer, and don't have have Tupperware in the house. I dont think your dryer is the issue.
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