no preservatives allowed

(＾ω＾)

☆~ (˃̵ڡ‘˶ )

you should hide the bad things you do and only announce the good stuff (*´꒳`*)

*nods* I'll do so the next time I do something like this!~
*hugs*

*pat pat*

December 25 (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

O.o
Want me to find 3 wise nuffians for you?

That's so nice, could you please?

Have cookie (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ◉

Fitting

How come

ignoring how you saw that, I'd say very grandmotherly

The kind that gives freshly cooked snacks when kids enter the house and gives allowance while they're exiting?

you'll have to put in some effort for Christmas. our troublemakers need a good grandma. you've had plenty of issues with them before...

Fortunately, you don't know where I store the real stuff otherwise @Alisoa wouldn't be able to commit the shady things she wants to do

...

So perverted

I mean you get disowned a lot

What was that?! Must be the wind..

Reader even said some of your ex kids have gone into therapy cause of your behaviour

love <3 :smile:

I'll reluctantly accept this cookie.. But if there's anything wrong with it, I'll shove it down your throat too

thank you, you won't have time to find anything wrong with it tho, so it's fine

exactly~

Other sister! @rye.xtoast

I see. how sad.

I'm gonna get another pair tomorrow cuz we learned our lesson lol, those ones are gonna have add ons like transitions n stuff

cuz not only am i blind i'm also weak to light.....

ikky with her rose tinted glasses

dont know who you guys are talking about, I've never played mudae (・ω・)

Really? You're such a nice kid who never gets obsessed with discord bots, Az (ˊ˘ˋ*)

of course

What's 21d?

21 Dares, the community game

Wdym, I only felt like congratulating u to being a user of all time

this seems malicious

Hey, not everything I do is malicious smh

i wanted to be impartial lmao

but it did make me double-take like three times

Woah....

That selfcest so it’s not two timing it’s just pathetic

that's so rude.

I mean if you aren’t doing it then it wouldn’t be rude to you and you wouldn’t be offended so I guess it’s true huh

Give it to reese~ grandpa~ <3

I LOVE YOU MOM!!! <3333

Now hand over the red packets dad

@911 there's a conman trying to scam me

Really! Young people nowadays have no sense of gratitude! Give this old man's money back *cough cough*

Oho? Do I see a criminal here?

run

Partners, as in... colleagues?

Partners in crime!

Asking them for their blood and tears is NOT weird or freaky. I'm just saying they should put a little effort sometimes.

put a little more effort in maintaining your sanity and diversity in the gene pool

Is it for a Virgin Mary Christmas parade?

I need their tooth