Nyanko
Last Activity:
Jul 5, 2020 at 3:45 PM
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Gender:
Female
Birthday:
April 30
Location:
Clawing you to death
Occupation:
Ritsuru's Pet

Nyanko

Psychotic Cat Princess, Female, from Clawing you to death

What is horrid in life is for the things you like to eat to make you violently sick... Mar 30, 2019

Nyanko was last seen:
Jul 5, 2020 at 3:45 PM
    1. Skullie
      Skullie
      *glomp*
      >w<
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        Something like choosing what happen when i claw something?
        Feb 13, 2018
      3. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        That is a bit too advanced and requires other revelations to master. There are five paradox and five unrealities in the immortal clawing technique and to master the final step, you must learn them all in order. The first paradox is about reversal of causality and making the dead alive
        Feb 13, 2018
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        >w<
        I see~
        Thanks nyah~
        *hug*
        Feb 13, 2018
    2. Skullie
      Skullie
      *roll around and leave a plushie here*
      1. Nyanko and Effugium like this.
    3. crimsonwolf8439
      crimsonwolf8439
      *Leaves ticket for all you can eat seafood buffet at door* How farest thou?
      1. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        *claws to death*
        Pretty good, perfecting my clawing techniques
        Feb 3, 2018
      2. crimsonwolf8439
        crimsonwolf8439
        Paws vs Claws
        Feb 5, 2018
    4. Skullie
      Skullie
      *leave a plate of takoyaki, a big plate of steamed crab with pepper and a giant plate of tuna*
      1. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Good. That is enough for the next lesson. The second level of the immortal clawing technique is around depth. You need to understand this concept and work to penetrate and achieve depth
        Feb 3, 2018
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *nod nod*
        Feb 3, 2018
    5. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *place a big tuna on a plate infront of nyanko's doorstep*
      1. naghi32 and Shizuka Mikki like this.
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      3. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        *devours the meatbun @GonZ555 instead!*
        You're still prey, you know?
        Jan 29, 2018
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        QAQ why?! It's a tasty tuna..
        Jan 29, 2018
      5. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        But meatbuns are tasty too. Besides its been so long since ive had gonz for dinner
        Jan 29, 2018
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    6. Nyanko
      Nyanko
      Time goes by so quickly. My nine days of vacation and slacking off are over. Back to the horrors of 9-5 workday
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      2. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Good luck o/
        *Leaves fish and milk*
        Jan 28, 2018
      3. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Cats are lactose intolerant, so milk is bad for them. When a cat laps up milk, they're doing it for the delicious full creaminess of it
        Jan 28, 2018
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      4. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        I see.
        Jan 28, 2018
    7. Anon Ymous
      1. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        .
        *put a fishy milk*
        Jan 22, 2018
    8. Nyanko
      Nyanko
      Darn it, @Spfere knows seven of my twelve weaknesses. Take care of him, someone, before he gets all 12 and earns eternal immunity from claws
      1. Nekorin, Haxagen and KuroOkami like this.
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      3. Spfere
        Spfere
        You can try, but you will never find another one just like me.
        Jan 22, 2018
      4. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Jan 22, 2018
      5. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Uh......no?
        Jan 22, 2018
    9. Skullie
      Skullie
      *deliver fishes and milk*
      *sit down*
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      2. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        The first lesson, is to claw until your clawing causes undeath and your clawing can bring someone back to life. This is the first realm of the Immortal Clawing Technique, Claw to Life and Death. You will need to find a worthy clawing post and claw them repeatedly until eventually they become alive again from the clawing. That is the first path.
        Jan 22, 2018
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      3. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Return to me with tribute when you have completed the first path and we shall talk about how to reach peak in the first realm of the Immortal Clawing Technique
        Jan 22, 2018
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *nod nod*
        *w*
        Jan 22, 2018
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    10. Nyanko
      Nyanko
      Its so nice to wake up at 1120am on a weekday and know all my colleagues are stuck at work. Holidays are the best!
      1. ilyess21 likes this.
    11. JackStone
      JackStone
      *pushes you away with a broom* stay away from me, you sadistically catastrophic cat!
    12. Nyanko
      Nyanko
      Nine days without work! Hurray!
      1. Effugium and Password like this.
      2. Password
        Password
        Nice, try to beat my record 1095 days without working
        Jan 20, 2018
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      3. Diabeetus
        Diabeetus
        ... i haven’t work in 18 years of my life... i did lift my foot when mum is cleaning tho
        Jan 20, 2018
      4. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Muah I'm a grownup cat. I have bills to pay! I have to work
        Jan 20, 2018
    13. Nyanko
      Nyanko
      This cat had to visit the Vampires before work. They took much blood, but thankfully I didn't faint this time!
      1. Nekorin, Shem and Effugium like this.
      2. OriginalChaser
        OriginalChaser
        *sets down a pitcher of orange juice and a plate of shortbread cookies*
        Jan 18, 2018
    14. Das
      Das
      nyan nyan o/

      *drops off a shipping crate full of fresh tuna and a tied up ritsu ready to be devoured*
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      3. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Lolol
        Dec 30, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        >///<
        *throw the thing at das*
        Dec 30, 2017
      5. erichninja
        erichninja
        I saw nothing through the cameras
        Jan 14, 2018
    15. Nyanko
      Nyanko
      @Nommy is the best <3 She knows why
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      2. erichninja
        erichninja
        Btw does that game involves penguins?
        Dec 27, 2017
      3. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        .....
        *claws eri-chan to death and runs off crying*
        Dec 27, 2017
      4. erichninja
        erichninja
        So I guess correctly maybe
        Dec 27, 2017
    16. Skullie
      Skullie
      *crawl in*
      *plant a bomb(present) here*
      *crawl away*
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Q.Q
        Just take the gift desu!!!
        *run away*
        Dec 27, 2017
      4. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        *claws gift to death* it could be a bomb.
        Dec 27, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *is gone*
        Dec 27, 2017
    17. prongsjiisan
      prongsjiisan
      *Throw a deepwater seafish* have fun
      1. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        *devours* Looks like you are not dinner again this year for Christmas, jii
        Dec 26, 2017
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    18. Nyanko
      Nyanko
      You know that interview? Well I got the job. Yay! Same pay, same position, but ongoing. That's a win, right? Right???
      1. CDLevit and L4 like this.
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      3. OriginalChaser
        OriginalChaser
        At least you are going to make money now to fuel whatever habits you have...
        Dec 25, 2017
      4. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Yes! A win! Finally! Next year; I'm going for another promotion!
        Dec 25, 2017
      5. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Congratulations!
        Dec 25, 2017
    19. CDLevit
      CDLevit
      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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      3. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        :( what can you buy with those gift vouchers?

        What about buying a gift for yourself? Go out and search for a tasty fish!
        Dec 25, 2017
      4. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        Ones a movie voucher, the other is a voucher at a book store! I can watch food I can read about food but I cant devour food! DEATH TO HOLIDAYS!
        Dec 25, 2017
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      5. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        That was interesting...
        Dec 25, 2017
    20. Skullie
      Skullie
      <.< >.>
      *steal the heart back and put a fake down*
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *drag ossan to the altar*
        Dec 15, 2017
      3. Nyanko
        Nyanko
        I give you back your heart! If it wavers in its worship of Quetzalcoatl, may it burst in your chest! *returns new heart to Skullie*
        Dec 15, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *put it back in*
        Thanks desu~
        *give u a hug*
        Dec 15, 2017
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    April 30
    Location:
    Clawing you to death
    Occupation:
    Ritsuru's Pet