Ophious
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Ophious

〘Immortal in training〙『Reluctant Disciple』, Male, from Lost in the kitchen

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills May 21, 2019 at 7:30 PM

    1. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Your new name is Oooooooooophous
      1. Suton and Laling like this.
      2. Laling
        Laling
        Did you mean Oooooomph-ious
        May 22, 2019 at 11:27 AM
      3. 911
        911
        That's ophiously a joke right ¬_¬)
        May 22, 2019 at 11:59 AM
      4. Laling
        Laling
        Well, yeah but we don't have to be Ophious about it.
        May 22, 2019 at 12:01 PM
    2. Ophious
      Ophious
      It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills
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      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Yes.
        I am a disappointing person.
        ...x...
        May 21, 2019 at 9:57 PM
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        I meant more on the lack of syringe
        But like.....yeah.......I don't what to say to cheer people up
        May 21, 2019 at 10:04 PM
      5. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Mm.
        ...x...
        May 21, 2019 at 10:13 PM
    3. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      You know what I thought of when I immediately clicked on your profile and saw your Avi....

      Discount @akki
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      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Oh and no taksies backsies
        May 21, 2019 at 2:02 AM
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        It landed on Heads
        May 21, 2019 at 2:07 AM
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Welp the coin has spoken
        May 21, 2019 at 2:12 AM
    4. Ophious
      Ophious
      That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better
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      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Wait what??? Do you mean, so you can focus better on finding the street names and not be distracted by other thoughts brought bout by the music?
        May 20, 2019 at 11:01 PM
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      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        That is normal, one's senses work better if you are focused on one of them and not overloading your mind with other data
        May 20, 2019 at 11:16 PM
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I do that sometimes, cause music can be a distraction sometimes..

        Example:
        I need to stop by the supermarket while i'm on my way... ooh~ my favorite song is on~ ...dang it! I passed the supermarket..
        May 20, 2019 at 11:43 PM
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    5. leegood
      leegood
      (~^o^)/ *draws a mouth*
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    6. Kitsune Alea
      Kitsune Alea
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      3. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Sugar as in no sweeteners, or the actual sugar itself??
        May 13, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Sugar itself
        May 13, 2019
      5. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        *makes a skuke (cake) using honey instead of sugar*
        May 13, 2019
    7. Raneday
      Raneday
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Poor osa
        May 13, 2019
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *munch popcorn*
        May 13, 2019
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *giggles*
        May 13, 2019
    8. Ophious
      Ophious
      I'm alive! Kinda...... and good bye again! See yall in 2 weeks or so
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      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        Good to see your still functioning and alive
        May 3, 2019
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'm barely either of those right now
        Moving through pure will power and love!
        May 3, 2019
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Welcome back~
        May 6, 2019
    9. Shem The Forbidden One
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        I would
        But then that would be me lying and I've been told that lying is bad so I won't
        May 13, 2019
      2. Shem The Forbidden One
        Shem The Forbidden One
        *obliterates you, with yaoi*
        May 14, 2019
    10. Skullie
      Skullie
      *pokepoke*
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        *pat pat*
        May 13, 2019
    11. Raneday
      Raneday
      *put knives into Ophi's body*
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        Yup he's missing if he didn't respond to this
        Apr 17, 2019
    12. Enigma
      Enigma
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        So the moon's a part of Ophi's harem now?
        Apr 3, 2019
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      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        It all makes sense my song made the moon notice ophi O.o
        Apr 3, 2019
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      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *see the moon glowing red*
        I think the moon is blushing~
        Apr 3, 2019
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    13. Ophious
      Ophious
      Welp, there's a car accident on the road and currently stuck on the bus in a traffic jam because of it, running out of data too...
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        Guess no more browsing the forums...
        Apr 1, 2019
    14. Ophious
      Ophious
      Re-read Nukoduke and forgot how sad it got..... my eyes are so dry from all that crying
      1. TwilightForest
        TwilightForest
        *gives some glycerine*
        Apr 1, 2019
    15. Ophious
      Ophious
      Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet
    16. Enigma
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      3. Nyan sempai
        Nyan sempai
        Lol there's no stabbing in mafia lol
        Mar 30, 2019
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Seems like I missed this alert, oops~

        But the game is honestly fun, I think you'll enjoy it~

        And depending on roles, you can kill me, that ought to be a plus, right?
        Mar 30, 2019
      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        Hey ophi there was free space good for you~

        #24 surprisingly not an unlucky number~
        Mar 30, 2019
    17. Skullie
      Skullie
      *huggles*
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    18. Enigma
      Enigma
      *starts raising cows in @Ophious house*

      Now what can we feed them?

      *Opens ophis fridge and sees it full of hamburger*

      ......maybe this wasn't the best idea I ever had...
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'm her disciple
        Figuring out the chaos she calls a brain is one of my jobs
        Mar 27, 2019
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Your embracing the nonsense more congratulations ophi

        Also the cows are happy to receive your apology~~
        Mar 27, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        I did no wrong
        Like hell I'm apologizing
        Mar 27, 2019
    19. Ophious
      Ophious
      In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor."
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        More or less?
        Mar 30, 2019
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Why Do you sound unsure....
        Mar 30, 2019
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        e.e
        It’s kinda uncomfortable to say.....
        Welp.
        My house uses water but idk what other houses use...
        Mar 30, 2019
    20. Ophious
      Ophious
      So apparently Bakugan got a reboot.... Also a new tabletop game.... wonder how well this will turn out...
      1. AMissingLinguist
        AMissingLinguist
        Mar 25, 2019
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Name is still the same but that voice acting and narration though
        Mar 25, 2019
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