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〖Escaping the Witch〗〖Hiding from Demonic Teacher〗, 18, from Beneath the Stars

Will be dead for a while, if you need me please contact my dearest husband/wife Jun 29, 2020 at 7:11 PM

    1. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi I was just told to kill you with Kindness

      That's why

      *Takes out my old rusty chainsaw named "Kindness"*

      Seriously though what have you just done to make people want you to be killed slowly with a rusty chainsaw?
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        He has done nothing other than living.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 5:46 AM
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *see that ophi is already gone*
        Jul 2, 2020 at 7:26 AM
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        This made me remember that Chainswords are a thing in Warhammer... Such a dumb concept~
        Jul 2, 2020 at 6:37 PM
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      This is a Rane friendly reminder

      If you've suddenly had the urge to stab Ophi.

      Don't worry be happy.

      You're not weird or something

      It just means that you're a full denizen of NUF now.
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I dont remember interacting with half of those..
        I remember, red, iris, asterisk zero, and maybe hurricane..
        Jul 1, 2020 at 11:34 PM
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *chomps*
        Jul 2, 2020 at 6:36 PM
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        @GonZ555 that sounds wrong!!!


        Raneday is my favorite one!
        Jul 2, 2020 at 7:59 PM
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    3. Ophious
      Ophious
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Better?
        Jun 29, 2020 at 8:07 PM
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      4. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        Yes lol
        Jun 29, 2020 at 8:10 PM
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      5. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        oh Ophi has husband/wife... congratulations Ophi and kyuu-san
        *give ophi enough snack to eat in her temporary death*
        Jun 30, 2020 at 1:26 AM
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    4. Raneday
      Raneday
      *sees a bloody Ophious*


      Can you guys tell me what happened while I was away?
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        Jun 29, 2020 at 3:31 PM
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      3. Das
        Das
        Oh nyanko is part of this again?
        Jun 29, 2020 at 5:07 PM
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *giggles* The vase was a bit ugly, it couldn't be helped~

        Besides, I could get money from it~
        Jul 1, 2020 at 8:20 PM
    5. Ophious
      Ophious
      My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks
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      3. FalseNutrition
        FalseNutrition
        That is great OP!
        Jun 29, 2020 at 1:31 AM
      4. Achievemint
        Achievemint
        @Needyneedle You are shooting yourself here in the foot I mean stabbing, tagging us. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        Jun 29, 2020 at 1:46 AM
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      5. no preservatives allowed
        no preservatives allowed
        I'm confused..
        what group?
        and also, I'll be recruiting you, Needle-chan!
        Jun 29, 2020 at 5:11 AM
    6. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Enigma
        Jun 28, 2020 at 8:50 PM
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I don't think I even own a hat anymore
        My cousin borrowed it for a field trip and never gave it back
        Jun 29, 2020 at 3:18 AM
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        O.o?
        Who awaken me from my sleep?!
        Jun 29, 2020 at 3:29 PM
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    7. Skullie
      Skullie
      Ophi ophi~
      Do you prefer Ice cream or Jello~?
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      3. Skullie
        Jun 28, 2020 at 5:01 PM
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      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Jun 28, 2020 at 6:13 PM
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *hugs back*
        Jun 29, 2020 at 3:26 PM
    8. Raneday
      Raneday
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        It's your popular period ophi~
        Jun 28, 2020 at 12:32 PM
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *hugs Skull-kun*
        Jun 28, 2020 at 5:24 PM
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *huggles back*
        Rawr~
        Jun 29, 2020 at 3:26 PM
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    9. Togepi
      Togepi
      *feeds rare candy*
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        So you admit you're a terrible teacher for failing to make me even on the same level as a peasant farmer
        Well guess I can't beat the demon kings now, better find a new hero
        Jun 28, 2020 at 2:14 AM
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Lv doesn't matter in the final boss battle its all about stategy
        Jun 28, 2020 at 2:55 AM
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      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        You just lose too much exp from dying, it's not my fault~

        Besides, as long as you earn more exp than you lose, you'll eventually get you to the positives, we already made great progress from the level -666666 to the -665~

        Keep it up~
        Jun 28, 2020 at 5:16 PM
    10. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi mind telling me on why did the rulers of different dimensions are saying that princesses are an endangered species now?
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      2. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        XD
        LOL.....
        hayyan and ophi are the same huh.....
        Jun 28, 2020 at 3:14 AM
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Even before there was a creature called ophious.. There was a hayyan who was born to be hated..


        Thus after many years, ophious donned his uncle's mantle with pride and honor.
        Jun 28, 2020 at 5:57 AM
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Which lead to this situation.
        Jun 28, 2020 at 5:57 AM
    11. Skullie
      Skullie
      *lay down*
      T~T
      I’m so sleepy....but it’s 4 am.....
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'll sleep when I crash!
        Jun 24, 2020
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *judo flip you into your bed*
        Jun 24, 2020
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *dies*
        Jun 24, 2020
    12. Ophious
      Ophious
      Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself
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      3. sunnyflowers
        sunnyflowers
        ah blame it on dust! :')
        Jun 24, 2020
      4. Needyneedle
        Needyneedle
        Ahh brings back memories when I told mom, why do I need to clean the house if it’s gets dirty again. ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
        Jun 24, 2020
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Wait Gonz, but we do clean ourselves...
        Jun 25, 2020
    13. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi I know that it's kinda bad that I've said something 'bout your hobby of dying

      That's why as a true friend I would now support your interest and hobby of dying!

      Don't worry, be happy

      Just keep on Dying and forger about Living
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        He's stuck in a paradox of exploding and living again.


        Like a bug in a system.
        Jun 24, 2020
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Seems like they havent eaten their medicine today.
        .... good luck ophi.
        *prays for ophi*
        Jun 24, 2020
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      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Probably the opposite actually gonz

        Poor ophi
        Jun 24, 2020
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    14. Enigma
      Enigma
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I should read Alice in Wonderland one day, I have the novel since Middle School and I never gave it a shot...
        Jun 24, 2020
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Ophious fireworks?

        Ophious's exploding organs and chest bursting explosion is the most best art that I would rate.

        Magnum opus?
        Jun 24, 2020
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      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        Welp guess the rest of the reviews are pointless congratulations on your vacation to Hawaii and the experience of bathing in a volcano ophi~
        Jun 24, 2020
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    15. Raneday
      Raneday
      You know Ophi. I'm starting to worry now about your whole existence here on NUF

      Because yanno to sum up your existence would only result in:

      Ophious Died

      Can you see on what I meant here?
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *pat pat pat*
        Jun 23, 2020
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        So in other words ophis hobby is dying?
        Jun 23, 2020
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      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        Enigma that's what I've just said on my post
        Jun 24, 2020
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    16. Ophious
      Ophious
      Finished watching midsommar with my family, the sex scene was an awkward thing to watch with the family
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Yes |o/
        Jun 21, 2020
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Your uncle and sister were watching it... Alone together?



        This spells trouble.
        Jun 22, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        ?
        No we watched the entire movie together
        I just left to go get ice cream during that scene while my sister kept on explaining the message about the movie to our mom as a distraction from that scene
        Honestly the sex scene was too long and awkward for any of us
        Jun 22, 2020
    17. Skullie
      Skullie
      *lay down and naps here*
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        ......
        Jun 23, 2020
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        There there, Ophi. There there
        Jun 23, 2020
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        >~>
        Jun 24, 2020
    18. Raneday
      Raneday
      This is a Rane public advisory


      By killing an Ophious today, you could save your future sons from getting ntr'ed!!!


      Think about them while stabbing Ophi!
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        Another Ophious another "thing" that needs to be castrated
        Jun 21, 2020
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        @Nyanko he doesn't even need it, it's better to cut it off before it rots in that filthy place.
        Jun 22, 2020
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Feed it to the dogs.
        Jun 22, 2020
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    19. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        THEN HOW COME I NEVER KNEW ABOUT THAT TILL JUST NOW?!?!?!??!?
        Jun 20, 2020
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        You're forgettful of course

        *look of pure pity*
        Jun 20, 2020
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      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        Maybe you're just one of the clones being controlled
        Jun 21, 2020
    20. Ophious
      Ophious
      Either google translate is improving daily or my eyes are just adapting to mtl faster than i expected
      1. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Brain damage works on ophi?
        Jun 19, 2020
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Probably your brain is adapting to mtl so your brain is naturally fixing the mistakes in the mtl, so you "see" less mistakes than there actually is. Google translate may improve, but it would probably improve a lot once, then have an interval with no improvement, then improve again?
        Jun 19, 2020
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