Ophious
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Ophious

〖Aliceshiki's Disciple〗〖Victim of Raneday〗, Male, 19, from Lost in your eyes (STOP IT WITH THE GENJUTSU!)

They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius. May 1, 2021

    1. akki
      akki
      Psst Ophi I saw a mob of married men looking for you earlier. They looked really angry and held various weapons in their hands.

      I gave them the wrong direction but to be safe I think you should consider finding somewhere to hide for a while.

      Btw, what did you do to make them come for your blood?
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        1. Killing you prevents any other sort of harm
        They can't torture a dead body, so a quick kill is the best!
        2. Like in those cultivation novels, it's a matter of face. It's okay for "your clan", in cultivation terms, to kill you, because we have your best interests in mind and/or some such, but anybody else needs to be prevented, because how dare they?
        May 12, 2021 at 10:41 AM
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Hmm akki...yanno that it's that time of the year again yanno? The annual Ophis blood letting ritual...he just beed to fill a lake of blood this year!
        May 13, 2021 at 2:56 AM
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      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        May 13, 2021 at 3:30 AM
    2. Enigma
      Enigma
      Ophi its time to start your cultivation journey

      *hands ophi a hoe and some seed*

      Have fun~
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        I feel like somehow he’s gonna get Gaia in his harem from farming.....
        May 7, 2021 at 9:21 AM
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        .... It'd be nice if one day I come back here and not see you guys creating ways for me to suffer.....
        May 7, 2021 at 9:37 AM
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *pat ophi*
        Dont forget to water them~
        May 7, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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    3. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      hey my favourite nurse~ ^o^)/
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      3. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        Still in college. >.> No idea when we'll graduate since it closes frequently because of covid outbreaks. How are you? :D Seems like even NUF juniors are bullying you now.. ^v^
        May 4, 2021
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      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Orz don't remind me
        People suddenly appear out of nowhere and start stabbing me is really confusing
        I'd like it if they atleast explained why!
        Also yeah good luck with college, I'm struggling with online classes too
        May 4, 2021
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      5. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        haha..You are surviving well though :3
        They probably don't know the reason themselves..

        Same..we returned back to online classes because the covid condition got worse. When will you graduate? We'll both be going to the covid frontline when we graduate and get jobs..I think..?! :D
        May 8, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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    4. Enigma
      Enigma
      *sees an ophi clone attack another ophi clone and throw it off a cliff*

      Ophi what are you teaching your clones to do!?!
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        Hmm actually Enigma... They're not the clones of ophi. They're the other ophi from another dimensions... It's the season again to decide on who will be "The One"
        May 3, 2021
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        The One And True S&M Ophious.
        May 3, 2021
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        The clone might have started a battle royale?
        May 7, 2021 at 9:20 AM
    5. Ophious
      Ophious
      They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius.
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        My greatest mistake was trying to befriend a witch and a demon
        Both just see me as their toys and gave me immortality so I wouldn't break like their previous ones....
        May 11, 2021 at 2:34 AM
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Good job.
        May 11, 2021 at 3:13 AM
      4. zetsuen_dark
        zetsuen_dark
        *gasp* Both just see you... as toys?! Is that.. a kink of yours @Ophious ? Respect. Not my thing but selfcest is pretty acceptable. You've been pretty famous among different planes about your selfcest relationships. And your explosive nature.
        May 11, 2021 at 3:56 AM
    6. Ophious
      Ophious
      Back to back exams make me want to puke....
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Last two exams are today and tomorrow
        Its final exam season not final exam week
        Apr 29, 2021
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Fighto!
        Apr 29, 2021
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      5. Bobasis
        Bobasis
        Good luck!
        Apr 29, 2021
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    7. Enigma
      Enigma
      Ophi everytime your name is mentioned a cataclysmic level event happens are you he who must not be named?
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      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        Oh.
        It seems that the meteor shower bombardment was slightly stronger than expected.

        By the way, that is not a lake. That is the new addition to the ocean.
        Apr 30, 2021
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        You had an ego? *gasps*
        Apr 30, 2021
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        .....
        I might have accidentally told a god of ophi’s existence....?
        May 7, 2021 at 9:18 AM
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    8. Raneday
      Raneday
      Heya a Ophi I know that ya having some trouble cleaning ya place and the likes

      That's why here:

      *Gives a claymore mine*
      It's the best Roomba for ya Ophi

      Just grab the pin and it will clean 50 m radius around your house~
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      2. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        They're fighting over you in an intergalactic court of course~
        Apr 29, 2021
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        There's an actual novel where the mcs harem rages an intergalactic war over him because he was indecisive.

        Cant remember the name of it though
        Apr 29, 2021
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *tilt head*
        Harem is suffering you know? You need to earn it~
        May 7, 2021 at 9:17 AM
    9. Enigma
      Enigma
      Congratulations ophi on escaping the time loop with only 19 quadrillion resets~~~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Congrats~ which bad end did you like?
        Apr 28, 2021
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *pats Ophi-kun for the job well done*
        Apr 28, 2021
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        grats

        now to bad end #11314254548
        Apr 28, 2021
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    10. Ophious
      Ophious
      Reading my Psuc book about Social Phobia and feel completely called out...
    11. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      *obligatory pats*
      There there
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    12. Halcyon Observer
      Halcyon Observer
      I have been recently made aware that you take on the attributes of the foods you eat.

      Being an immortal is fine, and experimenting with cultivation is encouraged, but you do not have to forcibly link your cultivation with your taste buds.
      Here is a manual to help remedy the problem.
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        CULTIVATION SOLVES NOTHING!!!!!
        WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE IMMORTAL STEP ON THE PATH TO REACH IMMORTALITY?!?!?!?!??!!
        IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!
        Apr 25, 2021
      4. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        So they can remedy their physique that amplifies the attributes of the food they eat?
        Apr 25, 2021
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Ophy's words are taken as a grain of salt.
        Apr 28, 2021
    13. Enigma
      Enigma
      *watches ophi burst into flames after eating hot Food.*

      *sees him turn into an ice sculpture after eating cold food*

      Oh when did you learn this trick ophi and what would happen if we fed you other types of food?
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        And it's only Day 4 out of 7 in the time loop..
        Poor ophi..
        Apr 24, 2021
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        He's actually doing pretty good in the loop he's only had it reset on him a couple trillion of times so far.
        Apr 24, 2021
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      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        Oof. I wonder if he mastered some new skills while in the loop...
        Apr 24, 2021
    14. Ophious
      Ophious
      Almost had a heart attack today because of my finals, apparently the prof set the time for it to be 7 am to 9 pm but I misread it as 9 am...
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        The world
        Apr 23, 2021
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Apr 23, 2021
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'm not at fault whatsoever
        Apr 23, 2021
    15. Enigma
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Again
        I've said it before I've said it agian
        NONE OF THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
        STOP LISTENING TO OTHERS LIE ABOUT ME!!!
        Apr 21, 2021
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Apr 21, 2021
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *pat ophi*
        Make sure your Rbcs are doing their jobs correctly okie~?
        Apr 22, 2021
    16. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *place a bubbly pinkish drink and a brownish drink with something floating near the bottom of the drink*
      Drink one~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        ... i prepared a response about pitying you for the cheek pinch that you might had to face through..
        But now i'm non-ironically pitying you...
        Apr 19, 2021
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I mean I did get my cheeks pinch from my aunt's
        Just not any of my grandparents friends, most passed away around the time my mom was still in high school apparently while others just lived too far to stay in contact
        Apr 19, 2021
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        What did you do for entertainment?
        *sips the pink bubbly drink*
        Apr 19, 2021
    17. Ophious
      Ophious
      You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Yeah... really should get around to cleaning one day
        Apr 18, 2021
      3. Isaac20
        Isaac20
        Lazy one, aren't we? Haha..
        Apr 19, 2021
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Pretty sure most of the people here are just as lazy!
        Apr 19, 2021
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    18. Ophious
      Ophious
      I've fallen deep into honkai and genshin.... All the time I could be using to read webnovels has gone into grinding... Orz
      1. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        I'm really curious about honkai. But I don't think my potato phone has anymore space for it so I just content myself with watching yt clips QwQ
        Apr 18, 2021
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        There's a PC version of honkai too
        Apr 18, 2021
    19. Ophious
      Ophious
      Have to write an essay about Daoism for my RLGN class, those 5 years reading chinese webnovels are finally gonna come in handy
    20. Halcyon Observer
      Halcyon Observer
      Hmmm. You've placed yourself in a rather intriguing situation of growing a harem at the cost of spontaneous chaotic death and subsequent resurrection.
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        But I've never had a harem though????????
        Apr 15, 2021
      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        Hmm? From what I'm aware of, you have a harem you claim to not have though.
        Apr 15, 2021
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        No I'm pretty sure if I had a harem I'd know about it
        but no matter how you look at it there is no harem at all around me
        Apr 15, 2021
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