Ophious

@Agentt too scary. Better unalive him quick

*give @Agentt an unalive potion* i'll leave this to you

Ophi san, I know we are strangers, but I would like to introduce myself. My name is Agentt, here, take this token of friendship.
*gives aliven't potion*

Ophi-kun is bugging~

job well done!!!!!

Should someone handchop him at a 45° angle? I heard it helps

At least he'll have a nice view~

A wise choice. Mt. Tai is a great place to build a grave. *nods nods*
But TBH Ophi-kun will prolly die multiple times by the time he gets there, considering his past record.

How many explosives will be left when he gets to the mountain tho….

Hmm really really?

Would I ever lie to you

aye

Yes?

hmmm.. a mystery

ophi which one of us do you think it is?

I’m more concerned as to the other implications of what an ophious is….

They are remembering the use they had of you and wanting to have it again or perhaps they are checking up on u.

It's actually weird if it someone you're not actually close to. Finally contacted by someone you're close with despite all the years of no communication would always feel that same connection which only felt like yesterday of seeing each other. Feeling new but nothing goes old.

drink water?

Always drink water, to help your body cleanse from many toxic... especially toxic people.

Fly or stick to the ceiling. Enemies rarely look up.

*doubtful stare*

I still have my bottom line damn it

just steal a little bit of luck.

i looked up luckiest characters and funnily enough there was very few who actually had it as an ability on the lists i seen....

scp 871 regenerates daily with a different shape and flavor, if more than 10% of its mass is unconsumed by a human it replicates itself.

if it is not controlled for 80 days it will render the earth uninhabitable.

so yeah its an inevitability that cake will eventually overrun the earth

Ophi is gonna need to eat a lot of cakes daily….

if he doesnt then e can blame him for the world being destroyed~~~

*checks your back account*

*pats ophi *

1. How to prevent making people pregnant just by talking with them, without having to make them join the Ophi disciplinary sect

2. How to make friends with knives without getting killed

Help, i keep getting killed.
How to hide from people who want to kill you?
How to build a shelter to hide from people?
How to stop people from killing you?

Ophi-kun... I didn't know you were fond of Dark Omegaverse BL 4chan fics... >.>

Well, as long as you enjoy it, I guess all is good~

O,0)
Are you the famous ophi who is known to be stabbed multiple times?

No that's my cousin @Ophis

*looks down at Raneday post*
No, its definitely you

dead by daylight the perfect world for ophi

@Raneday https://store.steampowered.com/app/381210/Dead_by_Daylight/

I like to believe that ophi is a character in dbd whose perks are:
-50% spd, +4 down/hooked counter, increased moaning sound, +50% downed bleeding timer, when downed he is highlighted to the killer’s vision, when in 5 meter proximity of the killer he is highlighted to the killer, -50% healing spd.

We can try to stop killing you. But tbh we gotta get in line to kill you in the first place. You're too good at killing yourself~

ophi can you try surving a second longer per life, that should cut the yamas workload by 99%

*looks at someone leaving*
i think thats the 3rd yama i've seen quit because of you..

ghost face, leather face ect

meyers you may not be able to do much but if you stay calm you should be able to escape him.

werewolves, vampires check to see if their weaknesses are in effect

most important thing is being calm and you should have a good chance of escaping most situations

In theory yes
Sadly you should know as well as I do how much of a coward I am

so is usopp but he manages

just slowly lost its player base must of shut down recently

Shut down during March this year

ok i last played december

age of ishitaria is probably going to follow soon then

Ehe, I guess it's about time to make his training schedule harsher, isn't it~?

Dont forget to train ophi to properly patch a hole too~

Seems like all the deaths changed his decoration style?

99% ophi will just revive though

Wait, so it’s guaranteed that he’ll somehow off himself?

there is a 1% chance rounded up he wont

Yanno ophi, we've already seen all of you (blood, brain matters. innards etc..... ) so what's wrong with filming you?

You cant rest in peace, the contract said so.
And you sign it in blood cause you wanted to use the knife instead.

Someone who doesn’t have a pen but does have a knife stabbed into their chest would sign a contract in blood~