Ophious
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Birthday:
Jul 14, 2001 (Age: 22)
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Location:
New Home
Occupation:
Government Official yay

Ophious

Pathfinder kinda fun, Male, 22, from New Home

3 teeth were shattered, need a root canal, pain Mar 26, 2024

    1. Ophious
      Ophious
      Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
      1. Matsurika, Night, Azuka and 2 others like this.
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      3. Tenor
        Tenor
        Going to sleep at 7am is what I've been doing a lot lately. Went to sleep 7pm these last 2 days though.
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        I have something to do in the morning so can't sleep
        Aug 1, 2016
      5. Tenor
        Tenor
        Well that sucks.
        Aug 1, 2016
    2. Panda-emic
      Panda-emic
      Marriage comes with three rings: the engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
      1. Pyoo and Azuka like this.
      2. Panda-emic
        Panda-emic
        I stole all of these from somewhere.
        Aug 1, 2016
        Raizhee likes this.
    3. Panda-emic
      Panda-emic
      Diet Rule #2: If you ever feel like exercising, lie down until the feeling goes away.
      1. Panda-emic
        Panda-emic
        I love your statuses!
        Aug 1, 2016
    4. Ophious
      Ophious
      My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues. Wonder why
      1. Tenor and Panda-emic like this.
      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Clearly you dont

        Both boundaries and boundary issues
        Aug 1, 2016
    5. Ophious
      Ophious
      If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
      1. Tenor, Gold chan and Pyoo like this.
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      3. Panda-emic
        Panda-emic
        ...I think you should just accept that your random thought is a bit off...
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Be quiet
        My logic is perfect
        Its 6am and I still haven't slept
        Aug 1, 2016
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      5. Panda-emic
        Panda-emic
        Lol, go to sleep then. I want to put a "quote" on your profile.
        Aug 1, 2016
        Gold chan likes this.
    6. Ophious
      Ophious
      I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face
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      2. Casul Reader
        Aug 1, 2016
      3. Gold chan
        Gold chan
        "How dare you not give me face."
        "Fuck, I'm your grandfather."
        Typical xianxia.
        Aug 1, 2016
        Panda-emic likes this.
      4. Casul Reader
        Casul Reader
        I am his grandfather?
        Aug 1, 2016
        Panda-emic likes this.
    7. Ophious
      Ophious
      If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
      1. Laazy
        Laazy
        KILL!!
        Aug 1, 2016
    8. Ophious
      Ophious
      I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
      1. afallenleaf
        afallenleaf
        I dream of a better tomorrow... Where I can wear a pantsu in my head and not have my motives questioned
        Aug 1, 2016
      2. episod3ux
    9. Ophious
      Ophious
      Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
      1. Raizhee, Readingaddict36 and DeanRae like this.
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I do sing sometimes by myself on discord
        Aug 1, 2016
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      4. DeanRae
        DeanRae
        work it! Sing as though no one is listening like what those cheesy stone decorations always say
        Aug 1, 2016
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I think I'm going to stop....
        Aug 1, 2016
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    10. Ophious
      Ophious
      A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
      1. Readingaddict36 likes this.
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Well they didn't ask
        I just told them
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        How dare u still say theyre only great friends *shock*
        Aug 1, 2016
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Well in the end
        Friends are basically a type of human resource
        They are disposable and can be gained again with time
        That's what tv taught me
        Aug 1, 2016
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    11. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      *flying kick* I gotcha
      *press ophi to the floor*
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Reverse rape?
        Lol.
        Aug 1, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        *monotone* Kyaaa.
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        *monotone* police~
        Aug 1, 2016
    12. Ophious
      Ophious
      *sigh* so bored
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        GoT is already dead. So, there's nothing to worry about.
        Aug 1, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Ah well I am still reading all of your old posts
        When I'm done in sure I will be able to see the difference between you three
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Oh.. *thinking if he should lock his profile again*
        Aug 1, 2016
    13. Ophious
      Ophious
      Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
      1. Accidentally and Shirai like this.
      2. Mikey
        Mikey
        They'll probably just delete it since it's not very useful for them ^_^
        Aug 1, 2016
        Ophious, DCLXVI, Enigma and 2 others like this.
      3. ghostcat
        ghostcat
        doubt it, it seems that it's not compatible with the main O.S. .....
        Aug 1, 2016
        Accidentally, DCLXVI and Enigma like this.
    14. Ophious
      Ophious
      I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
      1. Risus likes this.
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Just don't 'stand out' too much or you'll get seen
        Aug 1, 2016
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        ...
        Aug 1, 2016
    15. Ophious
      Ophious
      I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
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      2. ghostcat
        ghostcat
        fear nothing, you won't meet god.... you'll meet satan....
        Aug 1, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Or I'll meet enma
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Spanner
        Spanner
        The response would be the same...
        Aug 1, 2016
    16. Ophious
      Ophious
      In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Did you enjoy your trip atleast?
        Aug 12, 2016
      3. jojo_48
        jojo_48
        Well, I spent like 4 days sightseeing and it was hot and crowded *sticks out tongue*
        Then for the last 12 days I've been volunteering at an orphanage with a couple of my friends. Weirdly enough, I may have actually enjoyed that more
        Aug 12, 2016
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      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Then that's good~
        *pet head*
        As long as you enjoyed yourself~
        Aug 12, 2016
        Deleted member 32451 likes this.
    17. Ophious
      Ophious
      If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Damn I hit the limit. No likes for sephi atm
        Aug 1, 2016
        Sephi likes this.
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Super god
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I'll remember to give em tomorrow.....I'll try lol
        Aug 1, 2016
    18. Ophious
      Ophious
      Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
      1. pocketbear likes this.
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      3. OverlyFriendly
        OverlyFriendly
        0.0
        *mind blown*
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. ghostcat
        ghostcat
        and if someone does sees you, it's your monthly prize.... just make sure to not be seen by the same person more than once a month....
        Aug 1, 2016
      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        And when you gain weight despite the food your eating not containing calories have fun figuring out where they came from
        Aug 1, 2016
    19. Accidentally
      Accidentally
      Boobs or hips?
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      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Hips and waist
        Cause hips dont lie :9
        Aug 1, 2016
      3. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        Huhuhu! Now... captured. Blackmail got.
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Mmkay, so, who won?
        what's ur answer?
        Aug 1, 2016
    20. Ophious
      Ophious
      Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
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      3. Speedy
        Speedy
        ....meow...(i'm also bored nya....)
        Aug 1, 2016
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Well you should know of all the racket I make~
        I am always some what loud
        as I am everywhere
        Aug 1, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        Used his own status against him lol
        Aug 1, 2016
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 14, 2001 (Age: 22)
    Home Page:
    https://www.novelupdates.com/
    Location:
    New Home
    Occupation:
    Government Official yay
    I am cute as certified by @akki
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    Name: Noel Andhera
    Job: Apothecary
    Skill Tree
    : Offensive Physical
    Level
    : 0 (0/10)
    Rank: 0
    HP: 10
    MP: 10
    ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
    DEF: 3
    AGI: 7
    INT: 1
    WIS
    : 5
    Attack Element: None.
    Elemental Weakness: None.
    Elemental Resistance: None.

    Skills:
    - [Heavy Blow] (Level 0)
    [Melee Attack that deals +2 damage] (4 MP)

    Inventory: (0/10)
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    Equipment:
    Main Hand: Plank (3+ ATK)
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