Ophious
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Ophious

〖Escaping the Witch〗〖Hiding from Demonic Teacher〗, 18, from Beneath the Stars

Will be dead for a while, if you need me please contact my dearest husband/wife Jun 29, 2020

    1. Ophious
      Ophious
      Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
      1. PomeloCloud, ViburnumDraco and Kalto like this.
      2. UnGrave
        UnGrave
        Money can't buy happiness, but I'm generally already happy, so some extra money wouldn't hurt. I won't be a dick to get extra money, but I'm certainly not going to turn it down.
        Jun 10, 2020
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Honestly, the saying should be Excess money can't buy happiness
        with the way our current society works, you need at least the minimum amount of money to be happy after all
        Jun 10, 2020
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Money doesnt bring happiness.
        It's the things you can do with it that do
        Like, say, get your own family pizza
        Jun 10, 2020
    2. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      I see you will one day save the world. Unfortunately... unfortunately to go alone is dangerous. Here, take a @Skullie with you.
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        That's you, not ophi
        Jun 15, 2020
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        ....
        Oof....
        Can I bring him food?
        Jun 15, 2020
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        I thought you were the food??
        Jun 15, 2020
    3. Ophious
      Ophious
      They say time is the solution to every problem, but I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy
      1. Kalto
        Kalto
        You probably didn't wait long enough, keep waiting XD
        Jun 8, 2020
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Even time can't erase a problem that won't die.

        I'm talking about you, ophious.
        Jun 9, 2020
    4. Raneday
      Raneday
      Initiate

      Ophious Protocol
      1. HNCKrstl, kyuukestu, jamechi and 2 others like this.
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        No!
        The abyss is dark and yucky!
        I don't wanna be thrown in there again!
        Jun 6, 2020
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *pat pat pat*
        Jun 7, 2020
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Sink and drown.
        Jun 8, 2020
    5. Ophious
      Ophious
      Guess who fell down the stairs today~ This idiot~! This is like the third or fourth time I fell down the stairs this year...
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Lost or not.

        You're still a walking disaster.
        Jun 6, 2020
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Are you sure it wasn't Stairs-chan that took your footing away~? *giggles*
        Jun 6, 2020
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      4. Gandire Alea
    6. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi

      which do you want?

      Highway to heaven?

      or

      Stairway to hell?
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *found a connection*
        *suddenly ophi falling down stairs seems less innocent*
        Jun 1, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        It's funny how rather than driving on the highway or walking down the stairs Ophi's mind goes down the painful route.
        Jun 1, 2020
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      5. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        doesnt that just kinda mean he knows who he is dealing with?
        Jun 1, 2020
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    7. Ophious
      Ophious
      Stopped playing persona 1, too merciless for me. Time for 2~ heard that the story between Jun and Tatsuya was worth it
      1. Coffea to Ell likes this.
    8. Raneday
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        And yet he tries denying that he digs his own grave~ *giggles*
        May 30, 2020
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      4. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        Well, then, us succubi will visit Ophi when Ophi is the loneliest in the middle of the night and keep you company. We are your best friends after all~
        May 30, 2020
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      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Wait pause stop hold on a minute here
        I said best friend! Not victim of bullying!!!
        May 31, 2020
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    9. Skullie
      Skullie
      *push ophi down and lay on top*
      Eyoo~
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        *snuggles*
        >w<
        Ophi is secretly happy~!
        May 30, 2020
      4. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        He is..hey foxy incubus, let succubus join too~ ^o^)/
        *group hug on my best customer, with imouto, Kitten, Alice and lots of others*
        May 30, 2020
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      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        >w<
        *giggles*
        May 30, 2020
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    10. kyuukestu
      kyuukestu
      Protected by Rane...how's that working out for you?
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Shes stopped killing me and is more torturing now
        Dont know of thats considered an improvement or not
        May 28, 2020
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    11. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
      Hey ophi, do you play MMORPG's?
      I feel like you'd make a good tank, if you know what i mean
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        *take out glow sticks*
        \o/
        May 30, 2020
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      4. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        *takes out my Crescent Rose*
        ^o^
        Jun 5, 2020
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *glomps*
        Jun 5, 2020
    12. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Runs over Ophious*
      They need a good coffee shop in another world. Or a Butler! Being a Butler wouldn't be so bad if you could make really good coffee
      1. Lovely
        Lovely
        *Runs over Ophious too*
        May 27, 2020
    13. kyuukestu
      kyuukestu
      *Yawns* I think I'll be sticking around NUF for a bit this time, so prepare yourself for my meal!
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      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Mmmhhh delicious
        May 27, 2020
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      4. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        Ah, you noticed? Hubby's always been quick to pick up on these things~
        May 27, 2020
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      5. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        I actually meant to post on the thread below this about poison apples, but I guess you can use poison apple as a euphemism for Ophious
        May 27, 2020
    14. Raneday
      Raneday
      Who want some poisoned apples?


      They're free and 100% organic~
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      3. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        poisoned apples are pretty mild

        snow white survived one after all

        I think you would be fine, ophi

        surely some of your harem are qualified to wake you up
        May 27, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        It can’t just be anyone in the harem. It has to be the Prince Charming of the harem. Would that be @Tony or @kyuukestu? How many guys in your harem Ophi?
        May 27, 2020
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      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Didnt she only have an apple stuck in her throat? And it was because some rando tried to take her body but dropped her that the apple was dislodged and she woke up?
        May 27, 2020
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    15. Skullie
      Skullie
      :p
      *pokepokepoke*
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        Ello~
        May 24, 2020
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *glomp*
        Ophiiii~
        Eyoo~
        May 25, 2020
    16. Ophious
      Ophious
      Gonna play Persona 1, heard it was merciless... wish me luck!
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      2. LAOG
        LAOG
        Are you playing it on a ps1 or psp emulator? PSP version has some improvements.
        May 24, 2020
      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Someone trying to play the forbidden games
        May 24, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Psp!
        I'm already dying
        May 24, 2020
    17. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi

      Since you really do hate jumping off a cliff or being pushed off a cliff

      You can be happy now!

      Because you don't need to do it anymore!!!

      But don't worry be happy guys

      Because after making that decision I somehow made eye contact with

      Cliff-san and we understood each other immediately!!!

      It would be Cliff-san who would be jumping over Ophi now!!

      See Ophi? Such a win-win situation for all of us!!!
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      2. akki
        akki
        Because it’s good etiquette Ophi. Did cliff-san ever move when you were jumping? No. So you can’t move either.
        May 23, 2020
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Im pretty sure i never jumped willingly!!!!
        I was always pushed by you people!!!!
        Mainly Alice
        May 23, 2020
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Teeheeheeheehee~?
        May 23, 2020
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    18. Skullie
      Skullie
      *cuddles*
      I’m bored~
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Ehh. Don’t sleep too much~
        Do sth fun like provoking raneday~
        May 21, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        You do it then!
        I want to live still orz
        Also shes currently dying so she might not even respond
        May 21, 2020
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        May 21, 2020
    19. Ophious
      Ophious
      If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person to me
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        +1~
        May 20, 2020
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    20. Raneday
      Raneday
      *pats pats*

      Don't ask me

      Ask @Nyanko
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      2. The Stalker
        The Stalker
        *high five HNCK*
        you are in the same line of work?
        May 20, 2020
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      3. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        *high five*
        umm..yeah..a little..
        since the main job is succubus
        *noms the sandwich*
        there are lots of food in the kitchen. Feel free to enjoy..
        May 21, 2020
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      4. The Stalker
        The Stalker
        thanks ^^
        May 21, 2020
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