Ophious
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Ophious

〖Rank 4 - Ice Witch〗〖Victim of Akki's Thievery〗, 18, from The 9th branch of the world tree

They finally put up a sign on the play structure in front of my house banning all kids from playing on it Mar 31, 2020 at 8:26 PM

Ophious was last seen:
Apr 2, 2020 at 4:40 AM
    1. Enigma
      Enigma
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        He doesn't.

        But his underlings will.
        Mar 6, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Last I checked his underlings were trying to de-throne him?
        Mar 6, 2020
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Mar 6, 2020
    2. Ophious
      Ophious
      I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say
      1. Enigma, Kalto and Tilgarial like this.
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Dont worry, I don't sneeze that often
        Mar 5, 2020
        akki and Kalto like this.
      4. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        Is God allergic to Ophious? >.>);
        Mar 5, 2020
        akki, Kalto and Tilgarial like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        You say bless yourself~
        Mar 5, 2020
    3. Ophious
      Ophious
      Finished my in class essay on time but my hand was bleeding at the end, literally~
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        So it wasn't because of writing too much but because a nail that was sticking out scratched my finger and I was just very late to notice
        Mar 3, 2020
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        This is oddly relatable.
        Watch yourself ophi, you're valuable
        Mar 3, 2020
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    4. Ophious
      Ophious
      I have a essay due in the morning but I've been procrastinating till now and I kinda feel like I wanna puke cause of it
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Li hir
        Li hir
        I wish you luck! Fighto!
        Mar 3, 2020
    5. Raneday
      Raneday
      hmm you're ranking up in witch levels?


      Can you Transcend the Nonsense Heavens


      and become a Witch of Nonsense?
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Ophi-kun is growing fast~
        Mar 3, 2020
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      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        @GonZ555 you can't help someone who keeps digging a deeper hole.
        Mar 3, 2020
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      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        i need my head!
        my head... *sadness*
        Mar 3, 2020
        AliceShiki and GonZ555 like this.
    6. Ophious
      Ophious
      Just realized but my sister has never called me by name, she's always just called me boy or child, I feel like a nameless NPC
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Is that why you always kill Osamaru?
        Mar 3, 2020
      3. Aquaa
        Aquaa
        It's just showing you who's the boss
        Mar 3, 2020
      4. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Maybe she doesn’t remember your name and is too embarrassed to admit it.
        Mar 3, 2020
    7. Lovely
      Lovely
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        Ophi grants good experience
        Mar 3, 2020
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      3. Osamaru
        Mar 3, 2020
        Lovely and Nefasdetestasti like this.
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        What Eni-kun said! I worked hard and earned plenty of experience by training Ophi-kun to his limits and beyond, which gave me a promotion! \(^^)/
        Mar 3, 2020
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    8. Enigma
      Enigma
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        YOU LITERALLY ORDERED THEM OFF AMAZON DAMN IT
        LIKE HELL THEY'RE PREMIUM GRADE!!!
        Mar 3, 2020
        AliceShiki and Enigma like this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        A++!
        Mar 3, 2020
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        Ophi they're premium grade warehouse rejects~
        Mar 3, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
    9. Ophious
      Ophious
      It's 2 am and I have an exam first thing in the morning. Really regretting taking that afternoon nap
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Sadly I do have morning class so can't
        Morning me knows sleep matters but night me doesn't like sleep for somereason
        Mar 2, 2020
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Iz okie Ophi. I shall sleep too.
        ewe
        After two more hours of class of course
        Mar 2, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Lucky....
        Well I wish you pleasant dreams tonight
        Mar 2, 2020
    10. Ophious
      Ophious
      Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Does glowing skin from radiation count as healthy?
        Mar 2, 2020
        GonZ555 and Kalto like this.
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Usually that healthy glow is associated with pregnancy or just had sex face
        Mar 2, 2020
        Ekfreet, GonZ555 and Kalto like this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Haha I dunno about glowing skin, but glowing teeth definitely. People used to brush their teeth with Doramad Radioactive Toothpaste (Doramad Radioaktive Zahncreme) .... for that killer smile. >_>
        Mar 2, 2020
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    11. Raneday
      Raneday
      *lits Ophious*


      Hoooray for human candles!!!
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *blow out the flame*
        Feb 29, 2020
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        *changes it to flamethrower*
        Mar 1, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Huh.... seems like I missed this... Oh well
        Mar 2, 2020
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    12. Ophious
      Ophious
      Finally updated my Book of Quotes.... Apparently the limit for your signature and Personal Information is 20,000 characters~
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      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Or just replace all your words with insanely huge pictures of words that you screenshot
        Feb 28, 2020
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      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I could
        But then I'd need to post them online somewhere to post them here
        and I can't be bothered to do that
        Feb 28, 2020
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    13. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi Ophi

      I just noticed that the board of censorship of NUF has just censored a lot of scenes on the latest novel 'bout you titled:

      The Ophious that We've Raised.
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        I hear the next book on ophi is going to be called


        Conquering death for the thousandth time
        Feb 28, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        So Death-chan entered his harem too...
        Feb 28, 2020
        Nefasdetestasti and Enigma like this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        nope Aliceshiki, although both of them has a harmonious relationship

        Death-chan's deadzoning Ophi
        Feb 29, 2020
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    14. Skullie
      Skullie
      *blobnom*
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *hug*
        50 minutes ago~
        Feb 28, 2020
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Guess I'm taking a shower again
        Don't think sleeping while covered in goo would feel good
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *snuggles*
        Feb 28, 2020
    15. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      *gifts you a parachute*
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Use it as a distraction or replace the chutu with something else like a health potion??
        Feb 28, 2020
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Do you think I'm smooth enough to be able to use distractions without being caught?!?!
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        A distraction for when you are already caught
        Feb 28, 2020
    16. leegood
      leegood
      *rolls around oohiius's stuffed toy pit*
      (~^o^)
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      2. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^) *presses a button and a escape slide appears*
        (*.*) *goes down the slide*
        Feb 26, 2020
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Feb 27, 2020
        leegood and AliceShiki like this.
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *sneakily throws a knife at Ophi-kun's throat before riding the slide with Lee-chan*
        Feb 27, 2020
        Enigma and leegood like this.
    17. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        His luck is so bad the when you subtract from it he gains some points
        Feb 28, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Eni-kun knows his things~
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Eh you don't want a pill Ophi?

        *gives a hangman's noose to Ophi*
        Feb 28, 2020
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    18. Ophious
      Ophious
      At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up...
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        But how can someone infiltrate something that doesn't exist?
        Afterall I never had and still don't have a harem
        Feb 26, 2020
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        ................ And you never told a lie either huh ophi?
        Feb 26, 2020
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Tits sucking vampire
        Feb 26, 2020
    19. Raneday
      Raneday
      Me: Computer initiate Project OPHIOUS
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      3. akki
        akki
        Guys lock up your girls. Girls lock up your guys. Parents lock up your children. Children lock up your parents. Ophi’s super harem mode has been activated~
        Feb 26, 2020
        Lovely, leegood, GonZ555 and 2 others like this.
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        So ophi is oden?
        Feb 26, 2020
      5. Raneday
        Feb 27, 2020
    20. Togepi
      Togepi
      *takes Ophi running*
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Why do you have the energy to do all these things?!
        Or rather how do you even do all these things with your body?!?!
        Feb 26, 2020
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        *takes ophi bungee jumping*
        Feb 26, 2020
      4. Togepi
        Togepi
        Prii??
        *Lands paraglider on a beach and enters a sand building contest with Ophi*
        Feb 27, 2020
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