Ophious
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Ophious

〖Rank 2 - Elemental Mage〗〖The Fool〗, 18, from Palace of Time, Room 001: Archive of Time

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide Apr 4, 2020 at 12:26 AM

Ophious was last seen:
Apr 7, 2020 at 6:13 PM
    1. Ophious
      Ophious
      It's 2 am and I have an exam first thing in the morning. Really regretting taking that afternoon nap
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Sadly I do have morning class so can't
        Morning me knows sleep matters but night me doesn't like sleep for somereason
        Mar 2, 2020
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Iz okie Ophi. I shall sleep too.
        ewe
        After two more hours of class of course
        Mar 2, 2020
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Lucky....
        Well I wish you pleasant dreams tonight
        Mar 2, 2020
    2. Ophious
      Ophious
      Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Does glowing skin from radiation count as healthy?
        Mar 2, 2020
        GonZ555 and Kalto like this.
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Usually that healthy glow is associated with pregnancy or just had sex face
        Mar 2, 2020
        Ekfreet, GonZ555 and Kalto like this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Haha I dunno about glowing skin, but glowing teeth definitely. People used to brush their teeth with Doramad Radioactive Toothpaste (Doramad Radioaktive Zahncreme) .... for that killer smile. >_>
        Mar 2, 2020
        Kalto likes this.
    3. Raneday
      Raneday
      *lits Ophious*


      Hoooray for human candles!!!
      1. Lovely and Nefasdetestasti like this.
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *blow out the flame*
        Feb 29, 2020
        Lovely likes this.
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        *changes it to flamethrower*
        Mar 1, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Huh.... seems like I missed this... Oh well
        Mar 2, 2020
        GonZ555 likes this.
    4. Ophious
      Ophious
      Finally updated my Book of Quotes.... Apparently the limit for your signature and Personal Information is 20,000 characters~
      1. Snowbun and Archaic pickle like this.
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      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Or just replace all your words with insanely huge pictures of words that you screenshot
        Feb 28, 2020
        Archaic pickle likes this.
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I could
        But then I'd need to post them online somewhere to post them here
        and I can't be bothered to do that
        Feb 28, 2020
        Archaic pickle likes this.
    5. Raneday
      Raneday
      Ophi Ophi

      I just noticed that the board of censorship of NUF has just censored a lot of scenes on the latest novel 'bout you titled:

      The Ophious that We've Raised.
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        I hear the next book on ophi is going to be called


        Conquering death for the thousandth time
        Feb 28, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        So Death-chan entered his harem too...
        Feb 28, 2020
        Nefasdetestasti and Enigma like this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        nope Aliceshiki, although both of them has a harmonious relationship

        Death-chan's deadzoning Ophi
        Feb 29, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
    6. Skullie
      Skullie
      *blobnom*
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *hug*
        50 minutes ago~
        Feb 28, 2020
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Guess I'm taking a shower again
        Don't think sleeping while covered in goo would feel good
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *snuggles*
        Feb 28, 2020
    7. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      *gifts you a parachute*
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Use it as a distraction or replace the chutu with something else like a health potion??
        Feb 28, 2020
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Do you think I'm smooth enough to be able to use distractions without being caught?!?!
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        A distraction for when you are already caught
        Feb 28, 2020
    8. leegood
      leegood
      *rolls around oohiius's stuffed toy pit*
      (~^o^)
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      2. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^) *presses a button and a escape slide appears*
        (*.*) *goes down the slide*
        Feb 26, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Feb 27, 2020
        leegood and AliceShiki like this.
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *sneakily throws a knife at Ophi-kun's throat before riding the slide with Lee-chan*
        Feb 27, 2020
        Enigma and leegood like this.
    9. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        His luck is so bad the when you subtract from it he gains some points
        Feb 28, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Eni-kun knows his things~
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Eh you don't want a pill Ophi?

        *gives a hangman's noose to Ophi*
        Feb 28, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
    10. Ophious
      Ophious
      At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up...
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        But how can someone infiltrate something that doesn't exist?
        Afterall I never had and still don't have a harem
        Feb 26, 2020
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        ................ And you never told a lie either huh ophi?
        Feb 26, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Tits sucking vampire
        Feb 26, 2020
    11. Raneday
      Raneday
      Me: Computer initiate Project OPHIOUS
      1. Lovely, leegood, akki and 1 other person like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Guys lock up your girls. Girls lock up your guys. Parents lock up your children. Children lock up your parents. Ophi’s super harem mode has been activated~
        Feb 26, 2020
        Lovely, leegood, GonZ555 and 2 others like this.
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        So ophi is oden?
        Feb 26, 2020
      5. Raneday
        Feb 27, 2020
    12. Togepi
      Togepi
      *takes Ophi running*
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Why do you have the energy to do all these things?!
        Or rather how do you even do all these things with your body?!?!
        Feb 26, 2020
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        *takes ophi bungee jumping*
        Feb 26, 2020
      4. Togepi
        Togepi
        Prii??
        *Lands paraglider on a beach and enters a sand building contest with Ophi*
        Feb 27, 2020
    13. Raneday
      Raneday
      *looks at the status of Ophi below*
      1. Nefasdetestasti likes this.
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        I don't really know on what to feel on his current status.
        Feb 26, 2020
        Lovely and Enigma like this.
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Well, he found out he doesn't need us if we wants to get insulted?
        Feb 26, 2020
        Lovely likes this.
      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        I got him to admit he wanted Akki to abuse him so he's admitting to be a m I guess
        Feb 26, 2020
        Lovely, akki, GonZ555 and 1 other person like this.
    14. Ophious
      Ophious
      Google home can insult you in a authoritative British accent if you ask apparently
      1. GonZ555, Enigma, Loni4ever and 2 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Are you sure about that Ophi? I do charge a lot for public speakings. I’m not sure you have enough coffee to pay for it. What else can you pay with?
        Feb 26, 2020
        AliceShiki, Enigma and GonZ555 like this.
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        you're the one who keeps on taking my coffee everytime I restock!
        You're the reason why I never have enough!!!
        Feb 26, 2020
        AliceShiki and GonZ555 like this.
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Details~
        Feb 26, 2020
    15. Ophious
      Ophious
      Finally out of the top 10 Losers on Blackjack!
      1. Nyann and Archaic pickle like this.
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Nevermind, you're still -6600 in the hole xD
        Feb 23, 2020
        GonZ555 and Nyann like this.
      4. Nyann
        Nyann
        Lol
        Feb 23, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'm not on the list at least!
        Feb 23, 2020
        GonZ555 likes this.
    16. Ophious
      Ophious
      Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you
      1. Loni4ever, Nyann, Kalto and 1 other person like this.
      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        To help them /make you think/ they are ignoring you. They're just waiting to begin their evil masterplan, believe me
        Feb 23, 2020
        Nyann and Kalto like this.
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        My friends cat ignored him when we came back to his house from the movies
        She just looked at us, got up and proceeded to walk to his mom before lying down at her feet
        Feb 23, 2020
        Tilgarial likes this.
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        An evil mastermind. Obviously, the mother and most likely feeder drone will be more useful than random slave #2!
        Gotta think like a cat to understand them
        Feb 23, 2020
        Archaic pickle likes this.
    17. Enigma
      Enigma
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Feb 21, 2020
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Close enough
        Feb 21, 2020
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I didn't even know if that shit even exist.
        Feb 22, 2020
        GonZ555 likes this.
    18. Ophious
      Ophious
      I really hate persona 3 for not letting me control my party members, they are idiots and have no clue on what to do in battle
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        ^when the boss has 2% hpleft and getting ready to use its special........
        Feb 20, 2020
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        hmm Persona 3?

        I don't really rely on my party members while playing P3
        Feb 21, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I don't either now
        Honestly it was easier grinding by myself
        Though apparently p3p you can control your party members so maybe I'll play that instead
        Feb 21, 2020
    19. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *sprinkle water on ophi*
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Here you go~
        *give you a heart*
        Feb 19, 2020
        Enigma likes this.
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        So that's where ophis heart went

        *gives it back to ophi*
        Feb 19, 2020
        pocketbear and GonZ555 like this.
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Dont be silly~ that is just a chicken's heart.
        Ophi's heart is at kyuu's place~
        Feb 19, 2020
        pocketbear and Enigma like this.
    20. Raneday
      Raneday
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      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        nigma ison this post. its no longer your fault bruv.
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Raneday
      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        Its always ophis fault
        Feb 29, 2020
        AliceShiki likes this.
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