Ophious

Eh nothing new here

yanno @Ophious I'm kinda pitying you for the first time...


@Enigma you should repent yanno

i know, but ophi will recover... eventually... probably

Ophious acquired [Boulder] x1

Ophious.exe has stopped working

this system comes with a reboot function~~~

*sees lightning hit ophi*

thats it i think~~~

Raneday: spawns more, potentially worse Ranedays if she evaporates

Is raneday a rare ophi mutation? Something went wrong one day when he was cloning himself, and raneday came out?
Did ophi literally create his own tormentor?

Quick grab the popcorn! More ophi lore just dropped!

Don't worry ophi I have faith you will more than make up the numbers on your own somehow~~~

*pat pat pat*

We can always up the numbers again later

Cuz ophi's house needs an upgrade~
He needs a new place to store his clones dead bodies~

Ophi's tired yanno. The graveyard is really far on his house so he needs something neear~

i actually didnt make a catacomb though
maybe ophi learned the builder skill!!!

I wish I was rich... T.T

XD XD

I wish I'm too!~

Tax season realllly hurts my funssssdddsssds

That reminds me, I still haven't done my taxes yet. I've got till Friday tho so it aint too bad yet....

@Enigma how barbaric of you to think that I'm using spear to poke people?

It's a lightsaber!!!

*swish swish swish*

my apologies

Is that the toaster knife I preordered years ago?!?!?!?

We expect better from you ophi!

It's self-training for ophious, so he can endure more torture.

I think ophi’s perception of normal is distorted~

Hold up. You mean you only have coffee in your kitchen? That’s the only way it’ll be barren after I visit~

hmm Ophi ya have a kitchen? I mean that's the common kitchen here on NUF right?

Wait, i thought that was a magic fridge that automatically fills up?

The end of everything

Place your bets if ophi can survive any XK class scenarios~ or even scp 420-j

i dont think we have to worry about any one betting on ophs survival....

thats why its best if you change that slogan...~~~

And Ophi-kun wonders how we figured out that he has a harem~

Ophi and his hormones…smh

So underrated.

thanks nefas i didn't realize how old i was until you called those 2 old...

?

I mean it was either that or she just randomly felt like harassing me

Both were valid options! XD

[Alice is so nice, I feel loved]

@akki Ophi seems like he's making a new fridge harem

Ophi, i know my concoctions are bad but yours are on another level….

sounds like the name of a novel

Oi! Dont cast it on spectators too!!

I thought one of you said spectators were just enemies waiting to join the fight

all because some idiot cast berserk on them....

*pat pat*

Threaten to kill = yandere confession??

*pat pat pat* Exams on Valentine's... How mean.

at least you got something ophi~

its ok ophi youll respawn!!!!

SHE WON'T LET ME AND THATS THE PROBLEM

I have received wisdom and the only thing that comes to mind is a world made of knifes...