Ophious

Why would anyone beat you here?
This place has always been a desolate wasteland
Happy belated valentines to you too~

Yay`

Always back up important files in cloud drive

I think Ophi figured out he has no chance against the meatbun so he decided to go out in style~

eh what use am I? I'm a healer/summoner i doubt ophi will damage anyone for them to need healing.

I have some potions that either give buffs or turn you into a shota or sth. @Ophious wanna try them out?

A lot of Ophi’s were sacrificed to create this new Ophi~

New ancient??????

Less than 1 minute?

*rolls over drums and cymbals*

*types do a barrel roll in google search*

????????????

Second semester literally started the day after my finals
Only good news is that I don't need to review for some classes since I just came out of the finals

Well... Better than nothing, I suppose... T.T

Ganbatte! I hope next semester goes better! >.<

Fight on.

These spoiled children! Tsk!

Back in my day I had to figure out how to clear a game while all the text was in Japanese! How can those people be unable to play a game just because they skipped all dialogue!? Hmph!

Real gamers beat the game while still being illiterate!

*remembers a certain game that talks about a secret switch you need to flip to progress so i spent 5 hours going through the map pressing a everywhere looking for the switch....

of course it was in an offscreen area where you couldnt even see where you was going.......*

*pat pat pat*

I'd definitely get stuck forever on those areas back when I was a child~

Nowadays I'd just use a guide though... >.>

*googles*

"Tardigrades, known colloquially as water bears"

Oh, that doesn't sound that bad...

"or moss piglets"

Oh...

"are a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals"

Oh... *pat pat pat*

*pat pat pat*

at least he can survive nukes, outerspace, and various other things now~~

Well, at least he’s environmentally resistant now…
*accidentally squish ophi to death with a poke*

*pat pat pat*

I just let my masochistic radar look around and clicked on the first o I saw.

Makes sense

The deal was a double social suicide pact

*waits*

See, @Ophious, someone is waiting! I'll totally follow after you, dw!

Eeeeeeh? But your love with Kyuu-chan is so pure~

Love ain't worth the stab wounds!

Eh? Tis just a scratch~

you dont drink no wonder you die so much ophi.

humans require liquids....

Avoiding alcohol is a good thing~ *nod nod*

Ophious being stabbed is like tuesday for him.

happy new year

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EXPLODE MY HOUSE AGAIN!!!!!

i dont think she was aiming at your house...

Throw glitter at him?

We launch Ophi up and when he comes crashing back to earth people will think he’s a shooting star and make lots of wishes. It’ll be a memorable moment for everyone. And I guess the pain will be memorable for Ophi~

we done that before though akki.....

hmmmm something new

*transforms smash balls into ophis*

there now ophi will lead to anything from starshowers to putting on a suit

Merry christmas ophi~

I mean... the nickname you have there yanno

YOURE THE ONE THAT GAVE IT TO ME!

???

He either dies from atmospheric pressure or pressure from us.

He's dying either way anyway.

Just accept it ophi~ Then you’ll have less mental pressure~

I suggest drugs. That will fix everything

quit trying to shift blame ophi you monster

I mean Ophi loves painting Santa with his blood yanno?

So the red color santa has is from ophi’s blood? That’s kinda scary…