Osamaru

『Shem's Best Pal ✧ Lexi's Ani ✧ Hamster's Keeper』, Male, 32, from Just wandering around alone.

Orz... my Car got stolen today. They were able to find it in an Alley close by, but they totally tore up the drive shaft. Oct 28, 2023

Osamaru was last seen:: Apr 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM

1. Osamaru
  |.o)
  
  Mar 19, 2019
  2. GonZ555
    Osa why are you showing your nose?
    
    Mar 19, 2019
  3. Osamaru
    It's a Lure.
    *captures the meatbun and sells them off to the highest bidder*
    
    Mar 19, 2019
  4. GonZ555
    *pokes osa's nose with a branch*
    
    Mar 19, 2019
2. Twilight Fox
  Who gave Osamaru Butter Beer!
  
  Mar 19, 2019
  2. Twilight Fox
    I found a lot of daming evidence in his room! Like DUI tickets and half empty bottles of the stuff!
    
    Mar 19, 2019
  3. Osamaru
    Its planted!
    
    Mar 19, 2019
3. GonZ555
  Happy osacost~
  Guess when it's celebrated~
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    Osa's takeover of the World?
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  3. GonZ555
    No. It happens 40 days after shemster day happened.
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. GonZ555
    When osa takes over the world the survivors will all get whips to use on osa for his physical pleasure~
    
    Mar 18, 2019
4. Novela
  *pinches osa's cheek*
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  3. Osamaru
    THE CLONES ARE TAKING OVER! IT A OSAPOCOLYES!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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  4. Novela
    *novela decides to ignore osa for x amount of time*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  5. Osamaru
    *pat pat pat pat pat*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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5. Ophious
  I remember you telling me that you use your clones as shields because they enjoy pain.... but aren't they your clones? So doesn't that mean you also enjoy pain? If so why are you actively allowing others to take what you enjoy?
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  3. Osamaru
    Do not!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. kyuukestu
    Denial is the first step to acceptance~?
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  5. Ophious
    I feel attacked for some reason
    
    Mar 18, 2019
6. Twilight Fox
  This is fun! @Skullie! Your next!
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  2. Skullie
    No....it’s 5 minutes to 10 pm and I need to wake up early....
    TwT
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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  3. Osamaru
    Bwhahahaha
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. Skullie
    p.p
    I shall go off to sleep
    
    Mar 18, 2019
7. Twilight Fox
  OOOOH! I COULD SURF A WAVE OF MOLASSES!
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  3. Twilight Fox
    Did you know once in the 1980s , there was a storage tank of molasses in Boston that blew up and sent a tidal wave of molasses everywhere! To this day! On hot days you can smell the molasses!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. Twilight Fox
    ILL MAKE A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK IN TIMR AND SURF THE WAVE!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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  5. Osamaru
    *was wondering was Twiliy was sticky and smelt like molasses*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
8. Twilight Fox
  [Your actions have altered the Flow of Chaos]
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  3. kyuukestu
    There's a non-zero-percentage chance that there was a plan to begin with.
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. Osamaru
    Plans are for the weak! Real men charge blindly ahead without forethought or reason!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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  5. Ophious
    That's why I'm only a real boy
    not real man
    
    Mar 18, 2019
9. Twilight Fox
  BTW this Ice Cream is delicious. You probably wish you had some
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    *May or may not be eating Ice cream right now*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  3. Twilight Fox
    *Flips a coin*
    Tails your not, heads you are.
    *Tails*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
10. Twilight Fox
  I could go to Mars! Or the moon! Or Neverland! And I would still be bored! I need something fun! And engaing! Or I'm gonna split into a thousand pieces and turn into a thousand different brains!
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  3. Twilight Fox
    Wizard in the middle, so he can shed some light!
    And never let that damn thief out of sight!!!!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. Osamaru
    orz... *summons the Demon Lord*
    *who is also Twiliy*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  5. Twilight Fox
    WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!!!!!!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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11. Twilight Fox
  Hmmmmmmmm
  *Runs off to go get some ice cream IRL*
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    orz.... Do you need more Sugar?!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
12. Twilight Fox
  *Pulls out a package of Oreos and makes a tower out of them*
  It's just not the same....
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    It is still a Tower if you're upside down?
    
    Mar 18, 2019
13. Twilight Fox
  *Watches British ppl do things and make cakes*
  I want one of those! A tower of cookies!
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    You're Bored, Aren't you?
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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  3. Twilight Fox
    *Fills a squirtgun with liquid bacon*
    WHO WANTS SOME!
    (OF COURSE IM BORED!)
    *Blasts Aarumos*
    There's nothing to keep me focused!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. Osamaru
    WHY IS LIQUID BACON A THING?!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
14. Twilight Fox
  *Flicking through Netflix for something good*
  Hmmmmmmmm how about a documentary on deep sea wildlife!
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Twilight Fox
    Oh wait! How the great British bake off!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  3. Osamaru
    *Bonks Twiliy*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
15. Twilight Fox
  OH HEY! HES AWAKE!
  *Pulls Aarumos up onto the upside-down coach*
  Sooooooooooooo I was discussing evil plans to get your to kiss Skullie. Before I was talking about eye color changing based on intent, but whatever
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  3. Twilight Fox
    You know that since we are upside-down, your flipping me rightside up?
    
    And yes, in my dreams, I had delicious French fries and burgers and water melon and lemonade CAUSE SUMMER WONT GET HERE FAST ENOUGH!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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  4. Potatoes
    . . . Summer is already here... in my place .... and im really sleepy... i should get to my oven--i mean bed... goodbye ......
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  5. Twilight Fox
    You sleep in an over? That convient...
    
    Mar 18, 2019
16. Twilight Fox
  *Glues all the furniture to the cieling*
  Upside-down TV OP! More blood flow to the brain!
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    *puts the Past out Twiliy on the Bed and escapes*
    
    Mar 18, 2019
17. Twilight Fox
  *Jumping on the coach while eating Poptarts*
  "I wonder what's on TV" said no one ever!
  Hmmmmmmmm
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    No one watches TV anymore!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
18. Twilight Fox
  Hmmmmmmmm
  *Covers the Pop tart in chocolate syrup*
  Perfect!
  Nom nom nom nom nom nom
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    You don't need any more sugar!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
19. Twilight Fox
  AH HA! FOUND YOU!
  *Finds the secret stash of Pop tarts next to the secret stash of sugary cereal and unfinished homework*
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    orz....
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  3. OnceandFutureLurker
    And this kids is prime example of someone high on sugar or bored out of their mind. Good to see a Twilight Fox in their natural state
    
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. Twilight Fox
    I have here in front of me a auart of Oreo ice cream IRL....and ITS ALL MINE!
    
    Mar 18, 2019
20. Twilight Fox
  *Looks around in the fridge*
  ......Where does he keep the Poptarts....
  
  Mar 18, 2019
  2. Osamaru
    Secret.
    
    Mar 18, 2019
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