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Aight. *enrolls sleepandeatallday in the otherworld exchange program* *rolls truck wheels over her*




//hotwheels truck// |ω・）

D: what can the hotwheels truck can do...
They can't squish her!

...which world am i gonna go! I wanna be a villainess!!!

|ω・）

Pfft- lmaoo

I can assure you Instragram is not the natural habitat of this otaku. Must have been some other wild otaku you encountered. >.>

*nods* but I am sure that this otaku has the tendency to act like this!

Always nice to have some sucker help organize the fridge. >.>

But I don't have a purse...

The empty purse that I gifted you was mine....I had no other purses...

//goods once sold cannot be returned// <.<

I have completely recovered. Thanks for asking.

How vehement

You must be projecting your prurience onto me... >.>

@Lovelybutter where's YOUR thighs? Where's your torso? Somebody eat them cause they butter? Did they melt?

Look at me! I'm a buttery demon. Everything melted except my teeth and eyeball....yuk yuk yuk

They're in Thai-land for some R&R...

Let me sleep on it.

Huh!? What!?

Sigh… you never had a thermometer in the first place…

I did have a couple of them, but somehow managed to break both yesterday... >.>

See I was right you don’t have any anymore so it’s all delirious delusional nonsense

Go back to the first one.

*sleeps*

6 ft under where it's nice, warm and cozy, very cozy.

Booo

I liked the part where he uses the flame thrower... ^^

@noblesse.wilde He delivers sick burns with as much panache as his razor delineates sideburns.

I like the way you use the language to convey your thoughts... Lel... ^^

Yes, a so-lame oath! >.>

But fear not, for I still plan to abide by it.

gracias!

I'm sorry, but "so-lame" was so funny to me for some reason xD

Nope.

You should

*captures the plushie* *s̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ hugs it to sleep*

nooooo

*licks loli*

/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\*dodges and runs away*

Hello, compadre. Hadn't seen you around lately... made it as professional maid, haven't you? >.>