I got my vaccine shot today, and I didn’t feel a goddamn thing I was honestly suprised I didn’t even it feel it pierce my skin
This one time when I was in the 7th grade(locker room) I asked this dude if I could feel his abs(same grade just the dude worked out to get the...
I’ve been remembering some things I’ve said and done before, and I just now realized damn I’m akward
The Whopper is the best burger
Burger kings whopper is the best burger no questions asked
Chapter 8 of Killing Me/Killing You is so fucking bullshit
I didn’t eat it or kiss it but I did almost lick it out of impulse
I caught a toad today
For the misbehaving kind of special not special ed
If your school has a metal detector, and you have to go though it every morning. Doesn’t that mean your in a ‘special’ School?
Brooo falling in love in a dream is the fucking worst... I’m gonna be depressed the whole morning, damn better to love than not love at all
Ah shit I can’t sleep I’ve watched a scary movie
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