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[Praise Be To CTRL + W], Male, 21, from Inflicting unimaginable amounts of pain

My mom said my little finger might be broken from hitting that wall while drunk over 4 weeks ago. Nov 26, 2022 at 2:54 PM

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      My mom said my little finger might be broken from hitting that wall while drunk over 4 weeks ago.
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        It doesn't even hurt beyond a few specific movements, why the sad face?
        Nov 26, 2022 at 3:03 PM
      3. Dophystry
        Dophystry
        hurt?
        Nov 26, 2022 at 3:05 PM
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        I think you should focus on the whole sentence instead of a single word.

        Anyway, it hurts if I put any pressure on the knuckle, like trying to lift/balance myself with my fist.
        Nov 26, 2022 at 3:29 PM
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      My mouth... tastes like death.
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      2. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        Papercuts in your mouth or burned the cookies again ?
        Nov 26, 2022 at 6:04 AM
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      3. Esha07
        Esha07
        Wow so drunk again?!
        Nov 26, 2022 at 8:56 AM
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        I drink every weekend, if I can. On a completely unrelated note, I'm getting closer and closer to being completely fine after binge drinking, it's not long before my methods to avoid getting hungover are perfected.

        Here's to no-consequences drinking! Hurrahhh!
        Nov 26, 2022 at 12:28 PM
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      You guys know that feeling when you're hungover and your body can't decide if it's feeling sick or hungry? Yeh.
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      I may be sick and in pain, my throat ache may make swallowing difficult, but nothing shall stop me from going to buy beer and get drunk!
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      3. Tech is life
        Tech is life
        I got back pain, some bone pain but I will finish my net intended for today
        Nov 4, 2022
      4. ConnectFire611
        ConnectFire611
        Nov 4, 2022
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        Dude. A man gotta do what a man gotta do.
        Nov 4, 2022
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      Tfw you're hungry, but also feeling really lazy. I put hot dogs in the microwave, I dunno if I can muster up the motivation to go get 'em.
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        I did it! I also put mustard and ketchup on them. I'm the best.
        Oct 29, 2022
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      3. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        Unfortunate...
        Because it's me who is the best!
        Oct 29, 2022
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      I wonder if I'll ever get drunk enuf that pissing down my balcony seems like a good idea.
      1. By.Eve likes this.
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        On that note, I need to take a piss.
        Oct 7, 2022
      3. LeniSnow
        LeniSnow
        Only one way to find out!!
        Oct 7, 2022
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        I mean... I know where my limits are and I usually just refuse to drink more, despite what ppl say, when I'm starting to feel ill.
        Oct 7, 2022
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      I am without hair once again. Stupid army.
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Good luck soldier~
        *takes away your booze*
        Oct 2, 2022
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        Dude, all I've been doing this Sunday is nursing my hangover and blowing my nose.

        Stupid flu.
        Oct 2, 2022
      3. xiaoyigege
        xiaoyigege
        Jiaaaayooou!
        Oct 3, 2022
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      I need to take a shower and limp my way to the freaking pharmacy, my head is killing me and I regret everything.
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      2. DarkChocolateMilkshake
        DarkChocolateMilkshake
        *hugs* I did that too before. *laughs* It was an epic experience.
        Oct 2, 2022
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        Eh, it's hard to explain, I just like the small sting in my knuckles after hitting smth. It's one of the reasons I'm so addicted to popping my fingers, too.

        I might actually take up a combat sport after the whole army conscription bull and after I have a job.
        Oct 2, 2022
      4. DarkChocolateMilkshake
        DarkChocolateMilkshake
        *horrified*
        *nods* might as well do that.
        Oct 2, 2022
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      I can't decide if I'll buy booze or beer today.
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        On one hand, I'd have to wait until morning to drink the booze so I can wake up on Sunday without a hangover, and on the other hand I'd get to sip beer tonight while taking it easy with some games.
        Sep 30, 2022
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *water down your booze*
        Sep 30, 2022
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      *learns about a program that draws for you* *takes a deep breath* Hoooohhhhh.......... countless pics of my waifus, only a few clicks away.
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      2. Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi
        Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi
        Waifus h-holding...h-h-hands-nya?! You're one lewd man-nyan... ( ´∀` )b
        Sep 25, 2022
      3. Orris
        Orris
        I am the Simp of my Soul
        Cringe is my Body and Trash is my Blood.
        I have created over a Thousand Fanfics,
        Unknown to Gacha,
        Nor known to Rule 34.
        Have withstood Pity to roll many SSR's
        Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
        So, as I Pray--
        Sep 25, 2022
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      4. Orris
        Orris
        *Unlimited Waifu Works*
        Sep 25, 2022
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      Omg, Uncle from another world is hilariously funny.
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      YOOOOOOO!!!! STRIKE FORCE HEROES IS GETTING REMASTERED!!!!
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      Tfw you're feeling super lazy, your headphones just broke and are wondering who you could scam to go get you a new pair.
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        I mean... I guess I could also play Halo without headphones.
        Sep 10, 2022
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        Or I could always use my earbuds... but they don't stay in my ear for long and it'll be annoyingggggggg.

        I'm gonna get up and go get myself a new pair myself. Like an adult should! Hell yeah!
        Sep 10, 2022
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      Hm. I should've washed my crusty socks.
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      Ah, french onion ramen soup. With meat! What a wonderful start to my day.
      1. Deleted member 445404 likes this.
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        ...

        Even tho I've been awake for like... 6h now.
        Sep 4, 2022
      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        Add chillis~ that will be really good~
        Yummy~
        Sep 4, 2022
      4. xiaoyigege
        xiaoyigege
        Yum!
        Sep 4, 2022
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      Tfw you realize that you gave wrong instructions to the nice old woman that needs walking aid and she already hopped onto the bus.
      1. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Oh no... *pats your conscience*
        Aug 26, 2022
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      NOOOO!!!!!!!!! I ran out of beer. I guess I better get my fat ass off of my chair and go and get sum more.
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I'll gladly pass for now
        Aug 7, 2022
      4. FIEND
        FIEND
        beer belly on the rise
        Aug 12, 2022
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        I've actually been losing weight, the army does that for you, @FIEND.
        Aug 12, 2022
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      That feeling of quiet resignation when you spill your beer on your keyboard and you don't even know how many times this makes it.
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      2. Grey_Angel
        Grey_Angel
        *shrug*
        Aug 6, 2022
      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        Poor keyboard..
        Aug 6, 2022
      4. scumtrash
        scumtrash
        imagine being stupid heh smirk
        Aug 6, 2022
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      Oooohhhh, it's raining, I'm drunk and I have cigarettes. I feel like this is the perfect moment to have an edgy smoke.
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        Now all I need is depressing music while thinking of the past.

        Any recs?
        Aug 5, 2022
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        feels like it's the perfect moment to kick you out of a bar
        hehehe...
        Aug 5, 2022
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        Too bad I'm drinking in my underwear in my apartment.
        Aug 5, 2022
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      I find it funny that I can order a fleshlight through foodora and have it delivered to my door.
      1. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        You mean hooker?
        Jul 30, 2022
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        Dude.

        Duuuudeeee.

        ...

        I bet there's an app for that.
        Jul 30, 2022
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