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I think he got rejected by a girl or something..

I think that if you want muscles, you need a lot of time and the right diet, if you want to lose weight, you need... well... both of those, but the diet differs... I think?

I think i word it wrong.. i meant i gave a suggestion on how to raise his self esteem. But he got the idea to gain musles and doing crazy diet instead.

Wait, so Chloe is the man?

Okay, I will play it soon~~

Dude.

That single word should express my disappointment/incredulity in you. They're both a she.

I like to make a small hole in the middle of it after I take it out of my microwave and fill it with ketchup.

Ah yes, diabetes

Must be bubbly~

Yes there is

Toast. (≧▽≦) With butter!

I don't think meatballs should be part of breakfast nya~ They should be lunch nya~ Spread on top of rice or with Spaghetti nya~
( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Mm, I see. Then, it would be very special!!

It would be, yeah. The crafted object could represent many things, like what could've been, what you think should've been and what would've been your both ideal relationships.

Personally, I value the cultural meanings behind the crafted objects bcuz those usually affect at least a part of the relationship between you and your significant ones bcuz of your upbringing.

I would! ( ╹▽╹ ) I do appreciate handcrafted things. And I sometimes make them as gifts for friends and family.

Emergency ration. Your drunk self is good at making backups.

It's like fucking magic.

P.S. You are still getting arrested in NUF Jail for infant abuse.

Self-awareness means a lot more to me than just being aware of your flaws and stuff, it means being aware of how your actions may affect others, of how your words may change their opinions.

Anyway, it's not my fault that babies keep sucking my nipples, definitely not.

Taylor Swift! I'm a fann (つ≧▽≦)つ

not porn?

your heart is healed

Understandable, have a nice day

*stomach growls Uuuuuu~~~~! now i need to have a midnight snack!

I haven't even started yet, wait until I start singing my own praises and drooling over the food.

It's decent.

I was bored and drunk?

Boredom and drunkness leads to weird results, huh

Like, can you guys imagine Batman having a suit made of Superman's pubes bcuz it's so resilient?

Oh yeah, and if Superman ever had dry skin or smth, would that make a fine suit as well?

I even saved the videos I watch daily for this, I'm gonna have so much stuff to watch and laugh about.

Seems fun! Enjoy your weekend~

One of the life's happy moments. Have fun.

Naw, just the times I have to take a shit are perplexing, this has been going on for years.

Well, at least it's not 30 minutes after your shift starts every morning, right?

That... that sounds... shitty. Heh. I'm so funny.

Hmm using ur own shit is good and all but u need to process it first

Coz directly using that shit ain't gonna work and might be harmful instead

...

I just made the food. Have you used your own shit as a fertilizer before?

Like I said, not worried about the training itself, just the consequences of its timing. And getting there, I have no idea where the place is.

You should know that...
Welp, maybe they will tell you soon before you need to go.
In here, they like to send you as far away from where you live as possible.
I would expect either that or a position close by.
Both have advantages from certain points of view.

I've already chosen where I'll be going and I have the address and all, just anxious about going to new places for important reasons on a specified time.

And when I get back home tomorrow, I guess I'll adjust the length of the beard in some places, I want it to look neat and clean, not an unruly mess.

Shave that shit off . The end

Dude. Never. I'm nothing without my beard.