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[Lactating Mother], Male, 20, from Inflicting unimaginable amounts of pain

I like it how you can be a cute guy you only need to take care of your personal hygiene and moisturize your skin and be a positive person. May 12, 2021 at 6:57 PM

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      I like it how you can be a cute guy you only need to take care of your personal hygiene and moisturize your skin and be a positive person.
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I think he got rejected by a girl or something..
        May 12, 2021 at 7:12 PM
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        I think that if you want muscles, you need a lot of time and the right diet, if you want to lose weight, you need... well... both of those, but the diet differs... I think?
        May 12, 2021 at 7:24 PM
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I think i word it wrong.. i meant i gave a suggestion on how to raise his self esteem. But he got the idea to gain musles and doing crazy diet instead.
        May 12, 2021 at 7:29 PM
    2. Agentt
      Agentt
      Looking at your avi from far made me think it is a dude wearing glasses drinking tea.
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      2. Agentt
        Agentt
        Wait, so Chloe is the man?
        May 12, 2021 at 6:38 PM
      3. Agentt
        Agentt
        Okay, I will play it soon~~
        May 12, 2021 at 6:39 PM
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        Dude.

        That single word should express my disappointment/incredulity in you. They're both a she.
        May 12, 2021 at 6:39 PM
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      Liver casserole with mayo and ketchup, the best dinner ever. Even instant noodles can't beat it.
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        I like to make a small hole in the middle of it after I take it out of my microwave and fill it with ketchup.
        May 11, 2021 at 3:56 PM
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      I just watched a dude chug over 3 liters of mountain dew on youtube... oh, how the mighty have fallen.
      1. Melsh
        Melsh
        Ah yes, diabetes
        May 8, 2021 at 8:12 PM
      2. Lissi
        Lissi
        Must be bubbly~
        May 8, 2021 at 10:28 PM
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      Meatballs and milk, is there a better breakfast? Truly, this is perfection personified, there is no better.
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      2. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Yes there is
        May 8, 2021 at 9:52 AM
      3. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Toast. (≧▽≦) With butter!
        May 8, 2021 at 9:59 AM
      4. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        I don't think meatballs should be part of breakfast nya~ They should be lunch nya~ Spread on top of rice or with Spaghetti nya~
        ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
        May 8, 2021 at 10:26 AM
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      So if you guys ever get married/engaged/whatever, would you ever think about hand crafting smth special?
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      3. Lissi
        Lissi
        Mm, I see. Then, it would be very special!!
        May 7, 2021
      4. Papercut
        Papercut
        It would be, yeah. The crafted object could represent many things, like what could've been, what you think should've been and what would've been your both ideal relationships.

        Personally, I value the cultural meanings behind the crafted objects bcuz those usually affect at least a part of the relationship between you and your significant ones bcuz of your upbringing.
        May 7, 2021
      5. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        I would! ( ╹▽╹ ) I do appreciate handcrafted things. And I sometimes make them as gifts for friends and family.
        May 7, 2021
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      I see a spider. *goes full rambo*
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      That feeling when you find leftovers in your fridge from taco bell that you don't remember buying. Nice job, drunk me, next time is on me.
      1. Nefasdetestasti and AQZ like this.
      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Emergency ration. Your drunk self is good at making backups.
        May 3, 2021
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      Whenever I see a half-finished meal in the fridge, my instincts as a big brother kick in... and when I wake up, there are no leftovers left.
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        It's like fucking magic.
        May 2, 2021
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      I did a which celebrity are you test... and apparently I'm Taylor Swift. I dunno how to feel about that, to be honest.
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      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        P.S. You are still getting arrested in NUF Jail for infant abuse.
        Apr 24, 2021
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        Self-awareness means a lot more to me than just being aware of your flaws and stuff, it means being aware of how your actions may affect others, of how your words may change their opinions.

        Anyway, it's not my fault that babies keep sucking my nipples, definitely not.
        Apr 24, 2021
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      4. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Taylor Swift! I'm a fann (つ≧▽≦)つ
        Apr 25, 2021
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      That feeling when you're looking for porn but end up reading a fix-it fic instead for hours.
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      2. OceanMagix
        OceanMagix
        not porn?
        Apr 24, 2021
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      3. PomeloCloud
        PomeloCloud
        your heart is healed
        Apr 24, 2021
        amilhs likes this.
      4. Deleted member 305104
        Deleted member 305104
        Understandable, have a nice day
        Apr 24, 2021
        amilhs likes this.
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      Alright, I finally found dijon mustard at my local grocery store and... oh boy, I can see the hype. It's good. Really good.
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      3. KhayDesuu
        KhayDesuu
        *stomach growls Uuuuuu~~~~! now i need to have a midnight snack!
        Apr 15, 2021
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        I haven't even started yet, wait until I start singing my own praises and drooling over the food.
        Apr 15, 2021
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        It's decent.
        Apr 15, 2021
    13. Arbelbyss
      Arbelbyss
      .... "[Lactating Mother]" WTF?
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        I was bored and drunk?
        Apr 9, 2021
      2. Deleted member 305104
        Deleted member 305104
        Boredom and drunkness leads to weird results, huh
        Apr 9, 2021
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      So, I just had a thought. Would superman's hair (anywhere on his body) be bulletproof? Or whatever else proof it could be?
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        Like, can you guys imagine Batman having a suit made of Superman's pubes bcuz it's so resilient?
        Apr 2, 2021
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        Oh yeah, and if Superman ever had dry skin or smth, would that make a fine suit as well?
        Apr 2, 2021
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      Tonight, I'm going to treat myself. It's going to be great.
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        I even saved the videos I watch daily for this, I'm gonna have so much stuff to watch and laugh about.
        Apr 2, 2021
      4. Fulminata
        Fulminata
        Seems fun! Enjoy your weekend~
        Apr 2, 2021
      5. Ruaan
        Ruaan
        One of the life's happy moments. Have fun.
        Apr 2, 2021
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      Why do you always do this to me, my body? Why do you always have to take a shit whenever I'm just about to leave, every morning?
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        Naw, just the times I have to take a shit are perplexing, this has been going on for years.
        Mar 29, 2021
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      3. UnGrave
        UnGrave
        Well, at least it's not 30 minutes after your shift starts every morning, right?
        Mar 29, 2021
        otaku31 and strayCat0 like this.
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        That... that sounds... shitty. Heh. I'm so funny.
        Mar 29, 2021
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      There's... THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW LIFE IS STRANGE!!!! WITH A FEMALE LEAD AND FEMALE ROMANCE OPTIONS!!! REEEE!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!
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      I'm making chili again! This time, it'll be so much better, believe it!
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      2. HazyPrecise
        HazyPrecise
        Hmm using ur own shit is good and all but u need to process it first
        Mar 26, 2021
      3. HazyPrecise
        HazyPrecise
        Coz directly using that shit ain't gonna work and might be harmful instead
        Mar 26, 2021
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        ...

        I just made the food. Have you used your own shit as a fertilizer before?
        Mar 26, 2021
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      Oh, it's raining, and quite heavily at that. I think I'll go make a cup o' tea and listen to love songs at my balcony.
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        Like I said, not worried about the training itself, just the consequences of its timing. And getting there, I have no idea where the place is.
        Mar 25, 2021
      4. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        You should know that...
        Welp, maybe they will tell you soon before you need to go.
        In here, they like to send you as far away from where you live as possible.
        I would expect either that or a position close by.
        Both have advantages from certain points of view.
        Mar 25, 2021
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        I've already chosen where I'll be going and I have the address and all, just anxious about going to new places for important reasons on a specified time.
        Mar 25, 2021
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      Ah, where did it go wrong? When did taking care of my beard became a chore instead of the pleasure it was supposed to be?
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        And when I get back home tomorrow, I guess I'll adjust the length of the beard in some places, I want it to look neat and clean, not an unruly mess.
        Mar 25, 2021
      3. FIEND
        FIEND
        Shave that shit off . The end
        Mar 26, 2021
      4. Papercut
        Papercut
        Dude. Never. I'm nothing without my beard.
        Mar 26, 2021
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