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[The Bush Tamer], Male, 20, from Inflicting unimaginable amounts of pain

Ah, dinner in bed. Today is a good day. Aug 1, 2021 at 8:38 PM

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      Ah, dinner in bed. Today is a good day.
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Aug 1, 2021 at 9:18 PM
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        Mhm, I didn't even wake up hungover bcuz I drank like 2 liters worth of water before I went to sleep.
        Aug 1, 2021 at 11:22 PM
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Aug 2, 2021 at 7:05 AM
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      Second wiiiiind!! I may have passed out, but now I'm awake again! I've got chinese food, beet salad, ketchup and mayo! And a few beers left.
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      That feeling when your brother/roommate brings home someone without informing you and you're in your boxers and a hoodie.
      1. Writer_Luna
        Writer_Luna
        What next? Did you walk off elegantly?
        Jul 31, 2021 at 7:39 PM
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        Naw, I stayed in front of my computer, silently and drinking beer, while hoping he doesn't see my hairy nipples bcuz I keep my hoodie open.
        Jul 31, 2021 at 7:40 PM
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        I'm not into incest despite what my nhentai search history may say... also, I prefer women over males.
        Jul 31, 2021 at 7:56 PM
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      My boxers are so stretchy I can pull them up to my nipples. xD
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      2. Noble Ran
        Noble Ran
        I'm talking about the high-cut briefs, which are not as tight as the classic briefs, they're also much more comfortable. And yeah, I don't like my nuts touching my thighs, which is why I also closely guard them with fabric.
        Jul 31, 2021 at 4:44 PM
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        I dunno what those look like, and I've already googled too many pics of briefs. I'm kinda tired of seeing other dudes' covered dicks.
        Jul 31, 2021 at 4:46 PM
      4. Noble Ran
        Noble Ran
        Jul 31, 2021 at 10:44 PM
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      Ugh, I'm so tired. Maybe passing out in a puddle of my own puke will somehow fix my sleep schedule. Here's to that! Cheers!
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        Finally, food is here! There's gonna be bits and pieces of fried dumplings and rice in the puddle of puke... I wonder if they'll taste as good as the first time they went down?
        Jul 31, 2021 at 2:34 PM
      3. Cerene
        Cerene
        cheers.
        Jul 31, 2021 at 2:40 PM
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      2. Writer_Luna
        Writer_Luna
        Hahahah, it is fine! I am going to go take a nap for some inner peace
        Jul 31, 2021 at 8:48 PM
      3. Writer_Luna
        Writer_Luna
        Night'
        Jul 31, 2021 at 8:48 PM
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        Good night.
        Jul 31, 2021 at 8:49 PM
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      According to some dude on the internet, Quarian sweat smells like honey and cinnamon to humans.
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        Tali is such a good waifu, I'm still undecided whether to romance her or Liara for my first playthrough of ME3.
        Jul 29, 2021 at 8:19 PM
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      I saw a classmate while buying food. We chatted, asked how his summer was going... and then he asked me when I will shave my fish sticks.
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      2. Writer_Luna
        Jul 29, 2021 at 10:48 AM
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        Jul 29, 2021 at 10:57 AM
      4. Writer_Luna
        Writer_Luna
        Jul 29, 2021 at 10:59 AM
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      I finally got my fancy beard scissors... they're uncomfortable.
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        I should've just bought a normal pair and spent the money on smth more useful.
        Jul 27, 2021
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      3. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        Hindsight is 20/20 huh
        Jul 28, 2021 at 1:35 AM
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        I'm still gonna use dem fancy scissors, they cost like 30€. That's 3 big mac meals or a lot of chicken nuggets.
        Jul 28, 2021 at 4:00 AM
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      That feeling when you're so exhausted, but you can't fall asleep. Ugh, I guess resting with my eyes closed for 7h is enuf.
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        And bacon fat.
        Jul 26, 2021
      4. Cerene
        Cerene
        WOW
        Jul 26, 2021
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        I'm not done, I'm gonna sneak into the poison plant garden in Alnwick and take samples of each and every one of the plants there and deep fry them, too.
        Jul 26, 2021
    11. Cerene
      Cerene
      One of your favorite songs.
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      3. Cerene
        Cerene
        I'm calling you dumb?
        Jul 24, 2021
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        The song said that I'm dumb for writing don't forget on my arm.
        Jul 24, 2021
      5. Cerene
        Cerene
        LOL
        Jul 24, 2021
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      I am awake once again... I don't feel so good. I'm gonna pop a painkiller.
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      3. Cerene
        Cerene
        Cuteeee.
        Jul 24, 2021
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      5. Cerene
        Cerene
        Jul 24, 2021
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      That feeling when you wake up at 3am, almost 4am, get your second wind, finish the rest of your beer and chicken nuggets.
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        It's a way, alright, one that I don't really recommend. The headaches, regrets in the mornings and the embarrassment if you send messages while drunk. If you're drunk, just have your own fun.
        Jul 24, 2021
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        I'm out of chicken nuggets and I'm still hungry.
        Jul 24, 2021
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      5. Cerene
        Cerene
        *sighs*
        Jul 24, 2021
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      I was gonna order pizza from Pizza Hut, since one opened nearby and bcuz the memes, but... 15€+ for a single pizza?!
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      3. Czennie
        Czennie
        McDonald's but we get 2dips with like sets (mostly garlic and else)
        I've never ordered more than 12 so maybe that's why
        Jul 23, 2021
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        To be fair, 2 dips for 12 is enuf. I have like this bowl full of different mayos and dips right in front of me. I'd say that's like... 200-400g of dips that I mixed.
        Jul 23, 2021
      5. Czennie
        Czennie
        Yep! Except I eat without dips anyway¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        Jul 23, 2021
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      I can't decide if I want to drink a bottle of beer or a whole case of vodka tomorrow.
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      2. Aho
        Aho
        Drunkard paper. May you live. Along healthy life.
        Jul 22, 2021
      3. Catboy Ollie
        Catboy Ollie
        ...I like the way you think.
        42069 IQ, do it. Look at you, making good choices! :D
        Jul 22, 2021
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        Good choices? Me? For that insult, I'm gonna do both!

        @Aho, the day I die is the day I start drinking outside and fall into the river near where I live.

        Srsly, there's like 10 ppl drowning in it a year... or more?
        Jul 22, 2021
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      How fucking annoying, most of my screenshots, ruined, bcuz the developers didn't think to automatically hide the UI in the photo mode.
      1. Cerene likes this.
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        There were some epic Mass Effect LE moments there. Like a few pics on Ilos and Eden Prime. Good thing that I only wanted one pic taken in ME2LE and hid the UI bcuz I wanted to see how it'd look like.
        Jul 21, 2021
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        I shot a hand-held nuke at the final boss.
        Jul 21, 2021
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        I just also found out that there's some kind of bug in M2LE that won't let you see the romance scenes after the final mission even though the romantic choice carries to the next game... so I guess I'll have to juggle some saves to see all the choices and then make my final decision.

        And then come back to it again and again bcuz I want to see the continued romance in ME3.
        Jul 21, 2021
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      I'm such a playboy. I've taken all of the ME2 romances as far as they can go for male Shep without choosing anyone.
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        This'll be the perfect save for exploring all of them in ME3.
        Jul 20, 2021
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      Alright, so I found out they sell the beard products at a few places near me, but I just can't find aftershave anywhere. Or the scissors.
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        Stupid shave club finland should get their stupid website up and running so I can buy the stupid scissors.

        LET ME WASTE MY MONEY!!
        Jul 20, 2021
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      The site I order beard products is down. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE WHAT'S NEW AND DECIDE WHAT TO BUY NOW?!
      1. Cerene likes this.
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        I need more aftershave, different smelling beard oils and those damn fancy and expensive scissors.

        My life is meaningless without those scissors.
        Jul 18, 2021
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        Wait, what? Google says it's permanently closed?

        Perhaps the world will start making sense again after I wake up...?
        Jul 18, 2021
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      4. Cerene
        Cerene
        Tragedic.
        Jul 18, 2021
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      Somehow, my whole body hurts. Existence is a pain.
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      3. Despapa69
        Despapa69
        What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
        Jul 16, 2021
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        Jul 16, 2021
      5. Despapa69
        Despapa69
        See? Its working already.
        Jul 16, 2021
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    Mar 12, 2001 (Age: 20)
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    Inflicting unimaginable amounts of pain
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    Bleeding people dry

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