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[This Bed Is On Fire With Passionate Love], Male, 21, from Inflicting unimaginable amounts of pain

You guys know those meals in packages that you're supposed to pour into a pot of hot water and stir and the water is supposed to evaporate? May 19, 2022 at 3:47 PM

    1. Papercut
      Papercut
      You guys know those meals in packages that you're supposed to pour into a pot of hot water and stir and the water is supposed to evaporate?
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        Papercut
        I also added mayo and ketchup into the soup.
        May 19, 2022 at 3:54 PM
      4. Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi
        Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi
        Did it taste good?
        May 19, 2022 at 3:56 PM
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        Papercut
        It's fine. The mayo is floating on top of it in really small chunks.
        May 19, 2022 at 3:58 PM
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      Papercut
      I wonder if game devs, like DnD DMs, tease so much about games bcuz the ideas of thousands of ppl throw around are better than theirs?
      1. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        No cause the players can and will be assholes so you troll them back for messing your scenarios up
        May 12, 2022
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      Papercut
      I don't get ppl who skip the first chapter of a story or side quests, loot and interesting lore in games.
      1. Silver Snake likes this.
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      Papercut
      Bacon milk chocolate with the cover having the picture of the American flag? How... fitting.
    5. Papercut
      Papercut
      Why are gatorades so damn hard to open?! GIVE ME MY HANGOVER JUICEEE!!!
      1. Mr. Tired and Silver Snake like this.
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      3. Papercut
        Papercut
        @Shizukani, you're so great, a goddess, so beautiful, pretty and marry me?

        With your ability to open gatorade bottles and my skills at getting drunk, we shall take over the world.
        May 7, 2022
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      4. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        @yun yun yun *pats pats* you can bring it to me later to prevent it from getting worse? ( •̀∀•́ )✧

        @Papercut pffft right ( ˆ꒳ˆ; )
        May 7, 2022
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      5. yun yun yun
        yun yun yun
        (╥﹏╥)
        May 7, 2022
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      Papercut
      Duuuuudeeee and Duuuudeeeettes... lel. Anyway, look at this pizza! I call it The Naruto, bcuz it kinda looks like the rinnegan.
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        Papercut
        So it's not bcuz of the flavor? Can you remember if you liked the taste?

        Also, you do realize that most of the mushrooms, at least to me, have the same-ish texture to pineapples?
        May 6, 2022
      3. Hiraga
        Hiraga
        Nah pineapple is very juicy unlike mushrooms which has like a meaty texture. Pineapple obviously tastes sweet no? I just ate one last month.
        May 6, 2022
      4. Papercut
        Papercut
        ...

        Mushrooms have meat-like texture? To be honest, I've never paid attention to the texture parts of my food, I only care about the taste.
        May 6, 2022
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      Papercut
      I finally got around to trimming my beard, feels nice. I won't neglect you anymore, baby.
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        Papercut
        Of course I do... sometimes I am a bit lazy with it, however. I'm rocking an awesome goatee.
        May 2, 2022
      3. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        how often should you trim to keep it?
        May 2, 2022
      4. Papercut
        Papercut
        It depends on how fast does your beard grow. I usually trim it just before it starts looking like my pubes, excluding shaving everywhere around it to make my face look cleaner. I do that every day... while sometimes skipping a day or two if I have nowhere to get to.
        May 2, 2022
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      Papercut
      This... this game is so freaking dumb. I love it. I love all the freaking references and stuff.
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      Papercut
      Ooohhh, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands is so ghuuud. I can't decide what I want to multiclass my rogue to, tho.
      1. Papercut
        Papercut
        It'd be pretty sweet to be a wizard assassin.
        Apr 30, 2022
      2. Papercut
        Papercut
        Or a rogue with an animal companion.

        I can't decide, and I'm not even at the point I can multiclass, yet!
        Apr 30, 2022
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        I want a dps class, tho, just so I can use stealth, which guarantees crit hits and deal massive damge.
        Apr 30, 2022
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      Papercut
      Whenever I see ppl comment smth in Spanish or whatever in a comment section that is full of English... all I can ask is why?
      1. Papercut
        Papercut
        You obviously understand English, at least to a certain degree, why do you have to speak in a different language?
        Apr 30, 2022
      2. Papercut
        Papercut
        The story is English, as well, btw.
        Apr 30, 2022
      3. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Maybe they got Spanish keyboard letters
        Apr 30, 2022
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      Papercut
      NOOOOOOO!!!!! My favorite vietnamese sandwich place has permanently closed! Super sad. I'm devastated. There isn't a reason to live anymore.
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        Papercut
        @GonZ555... are you noting facts about me down so you can steal my identity?

        Sus.
        Apr 26, 2022
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      4. yun yun yun
        yun yun yun
        A new goal to learn how to cook~ ( >.o )
        Apr 26, 2022
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      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Mhmm~ or blackmailing you~
        Apr 26, 2022
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      Papercut
      An hour or 2 back I took a small hit to my balls and they still hurt. Freaking walking hurts.
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        Papercut
        It was basically just a freaking tap, for how long do I have to withstand the dull ache?
        Apr 25, 2022
      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        Just rest bro.
        If it will still hurt until tom then that means you should go see a doctor.
        Apr 25, 2022
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *shoots a rubber band*
        Apr 25, 2022
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      Papercut
      That feeling when you're instructing your tech-illiterate relatives over the phone.
      1. NirvEND and GonZ555 like this.
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        And then the slightly less tech-illiterate relative is also instructing them and... hoo boy.

        Just listen to my instructions, please. You're the one who called me.
        Apr 24, 2022
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Mhmm.. i know that feeling..
        Especially when they come back to you to fix whatever mistake they just made without telling you what they did..
        Apr 24, 2022
      4. NirvEND
        NirvEND
        Tough times when you have to make them stop and recall they asked for help. Not to debate or argue with you about how to fix it.
        Apr 24, 2022
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      Papercut
      The fact that I'm missing my bed despite being at my home all day is kinda funny. Chairs suck... or at least mine does.
      1. Has and Grey_Angel like this.
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        Papercut
        I went to my bed. So much bliss.

        Those dudes who said that a dog is a man's best friend? They're lying. Beds are... and after that comes cats.
        Apr 23, 2022
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      3. Grey_Angel
        Grey_Angel
        No~ a dog is children best friend! >♡<
        Apr 23, 2022
      4. Grey_Angel
        Grey_Angel
        Cats~~~ i love them *-*
        Apr 23, 2022
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      Papercut
      Ah, I am pantless once again. Freedom. Now all I need to do is get me a fan so I can feel an artificial breeze on my swampy balls.
      1. shyja likes this.
      2. shyja
        shyja
        you're gonna make Eren jealous
        Apr 22, 2022
      3. Papercut
        Papercut
        It's not my fault his titan form is so smooth.
        Apr 22, 2022
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      Papercut
      My apartment is so hotttttt and I don't wanna open a window bcuz of bees and stuff. I'm gonna put frozen veggie bags on my nipples.
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      3. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        *squints*
        Apr 21, 2022
        Papercut and Raven Evernight like this.
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        Papercut
        Apr 21, 2022
      5. air1ine
        air1ine
        (ʘᴗʘ✿) yup. 11:11 for ya
        Apr 21, 2022
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      Papercut
      Today, I learned that there's a skyrim character whose name is an anagram for kill me.
      1. Shizukani and shyja like this.
      2. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        A plea for help? |•ω•`)
        Apr 20, 2022
      3. Papercut
        Papercut
        It's heavily implied he abuses his two daughters, @Shizukani. I think the character designer was just being clever.

        Also, pretty sure you can adopt his daughters after you kill them, if you have the correct dlc, ofc.
        Apr 21, 2022
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      Papercut
      Pro tip: if smth tastes like shit, wrap it in meat and cheese. Also, my lips are covered with molten cheese. Who wants a kiss?
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Did you just roast yourself? Lol
        Apr 19, 2022
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        Papercut
        Holy shit.

        I did. Oh my god. I didn't even realize.
        Apr 19, 2022
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      It's such a crappy day outside, all sunny and bright... I think I will put on a pair of fancy boxers on. One without holes in them!
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        Papercut
        For realsies, I think I should go buy a few new pairs. And clothes, too.

        Maybe tomorrow.
        Apr 15, 2022
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        Papercut
        @ChiliJam, I'll wrap a towel around my dick and ass.
        Apr 15, 2022
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      5. ChiliJam
        ChiliJam
        *likes bc I don't know what to reply* xD
        Apr 15, 2022
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      Oof, I just remembered Shadowflare. I gotta play that game at some point, I never actually finished it.
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        Papercut
        Oooohhhh, he has the filessss!! I gotta get me that Noh-mask and the health regen and stuff and the doggo!
        Apr 9, 2022
      3. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        You ever play Sekiro?
        Apr 9, 2022
      4. Papercut
        Papercut
        Naw, I usually just play on my console and I'm pretty sure that it's a PlayStation exclusive.
        Apr 9, 2022
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    Mar 12, 2001 (Age: 21)
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