Papercut

It doesn't even hurt beyond a few specific movements, why the sad face?

hurt?

I think you should focus on the whole sentence instead of a single word.

Anyway, it hurts if I put any pressure on the knuckle, like trying to lift/balance myself with my fist.

Papercuts in your mouth or burned the cookies again ?

Wow so drunk again?!

I drink every weekend, if I can. On a completely unrelated note, I'm getting closer and closer to being completely fine after binge drinking, it's not long before my methods to avoid getting hungover are perfected.

Here's to no-consequences drinking! Hurrahhh!

I got back pain, some bone pain but I will finish my net intended for today

*Looks at @Papercut in exasperation*

Dude. A man gotta do what a man gotta do.

I did it! I also put mustard and ketchup on them. I'm the best.

Unfortunate...
Because it's me who is the best!

On that note, I need to take a piss.

Only one way to find out!!

I mean... I know where my limits are and I usually just refuse to drink more, despite what ppl say, when I'm starting to feel ill.

Good luck soldier~
*takes away your booze*

Dude, all I've been doing this Sunday is nursing my hangover and blowing my nose.

Stupid flu.

Jiaaaayooou!

*hugs* I did that too before. *laughs* It was an epic experience.

Eh, it's hard to explain, I just like the small sting in my knuckles after hitting smth. It's one of the reasons I'm so addicted to popping my fingers, too.

I might actually take up a combat sport after the whole army conscription bull and after I have a job.

*horrified*
*nods* might as well do that.

On one hand, I'd have to wait until morning to drink the booze so I can wake up on Sunday without a hangover, and on the other hand I'd get to sip beer tonight while taking it easy with some games.

*water down your booze*

Waifus h-holding...h-h-hands-nya?! You're one lewd man-nyan... ( ´∀｀ )b

I am the Simp of my Soul
Cringe is my Body and Trash is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Fanfics,
Unknown to Gacha,
Nor known to Rule 34.
Have withstood Pity to roll many SSR's
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray--

*Unlimited Waifu Works*

I mean... I guess I could also play Halo without headphones.

Or I could always use my earbuds... but they don't stay in my ear for long and it'll be annoyingggggggg.

I'm gonna get up and go get myself a new pair myself. Like an adult should! Hell yeah!

...

Even tho I've been awake for like... 6h now.

Add chillis~ that will be really good~
Yummy~

Yum!

Oh no... *pats your conscience*

I'll gladly pass for now

beer belly on the rise

I've actually been losing weight, the army does that for you, @FIEND.

*shrug*

Poor keyboard..

imagine being stupid heh smirk

Now all I need is depressing music while thinking of the past.

Any recs?

feels like it's the perfect moment to kick you out of a bar
hehehe...

Too bad I'm drinking in my underwear in my apartment.

You mean hooker?

Dude.

Duuuudeeee.

...

I bet there's an app for that.