Papercut

I bet they do. Next time I get slashed in the leg, I'll stop the bleeding with a period pad.

That's funny.

Did you order pad thai? *runs away*

Next time you drop pizza sauce on your leg, just wipe it off with a pad.

Hmph!

You'll be getting an F-, which I thought to be impossible, on your villainous cunning and how to counter it 101 class.

QAQ

Period. Or an exclamation mark.

This is giving me heartburn.

Good. I hope all that acid in your throat burns really bad.

CROTCH MUNCHER!!

(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) y'all are killing me unintentionally.

I clicked to see what the 199 notifications were. I stopped reading at shaved ice made of Papercut's toe.
*runs away*

CROTCH EATER

I just woke from the most unsatisfying sleep of my life because of you CROTCH EATER

Sleep well!

Finland's cheapest beer time! \o/

Drink well!

I was feeling a tad parched. Thanks.

So this is before you two got on the auction?…When takuan..didn’t speak with all caps…yet..Now she’s like a teenager telling her friends how she got a harry styles concert ticket..

Oh wow. I was concerned for Papercut? Weird. IS FAKE. IS ALL FAKE

...ok ◉︵◉

Hate to say this Kat, but it's true. As the older twin, I can confirm.

Oh. Okay Erva : '(

...*rolls away*

You can do that???

He did in The Martian.

Why?

You don't like kebab?

I love roll kebabs, but I always just end up sucking and slurping the sauce inside the roll and get it all over my beard and mustache and sometimes when I'm hungover, on my chest.

It's fun to pick up a piece of salad from your nipple hairs and then eat it, I tell you.

Can you cook one for me?….I’m hungry too…

No.

Go buy your own Chicken Big Mac.

You cook for me….

Then you can try Kyrö, there's smoked rye as well. Very mellow smoke but the rye itself has a strong taste to begin with. Kyrö Malt kind of smells like peach ice tea!! I don't encourage alcoholism though. If I'm gonna be honest, I just drink to look cool and know enough to impress people. By people i mean, me, myself and I.

...

Solo ride on until I die?

Don’t worry, we are on the ride 5ft behind you! \(^-^)-

No, no, you are a pure, untouched, uncorrupted, pristine, chaste celibate like me. <.<

A bunch of wizards

I'm not thirty yet, Ash.

I cut the cabbage.

I'M THE NEXT MARTHA STEWARDS!

Good die living so painful

Congrats on learning how to cut a cabbage…..What a big achievement…It must’ve been your first time cutting one in your 21 years of living on earth….

Kimoi...

You take a big ass dump and after seeing the monster you laid down not get excited.

It was a perfectly natural and mature reaction. I'm an adult.

Mmmmm

Ye, it's called the Papercut charity.

Something's off... I can feel it in the air

The charity is used to fulfill Papercut's every whim and want.

Cosmic sign

I'm not gonna transition, cosmic signs be damned. I'm fine with my current bits and pieces.

*notes down paper as a she*

good morning

I guess waking up at 5.30 is good enuf.

Good morning.

No more will I slip and fall due to ice, being broke and walking 12km a day (bcuz I can't afford a bus ride to work) on not sanded roads, which are ironically sand roads, has led me to this mastery.

Hmhmhmhmhmhm, be amazed, peasants.

A Sheet of ice covering every inch for you too?

Someone go get me sum.

The person lives in a different stairwell that requires a different key to enter.

Besides, this post is a tad dramatized. I was just a little bit annoyed, I dun really care in the end. I've got these ear protectors that you're supposed to use at machining shops and the like if the worst comes to worst.

Basically, shit was good content so I posted it here.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.