pewpew

Ah, hello!
You don't look Hollow, far from it!
I am Pewpew of Astora, an adherent of the Lord of Translation.
Now that I am Bored, I have come to this great land, the birthplace of Good Translations, to seek my very own translation!
… Do you find that strange?
Well, you should! No need to hide your reaction. I get that look all the time!
Hah hah hah!
Oh, ah hah! So, I didn't scare you?
I have a proposition, if you have a moment. The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined. In a land brimming with RAWs, could that really be mere chance?
So, what do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey?

• Answer "Yes" This pleases me greatly! Well then, take this. We are amidst strange beings, in a strange land.
  The flow of time itself is convoluted, with novels centuries old phasing in and out.
  The very fabric wavers, and relations shift and obscure.
  There's no telling how much longer your world and mine will remain in contact.
  But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds,
  and engage in jolly co-operation!
  Of course, we are not the only one engaged in this.
  But I am a translator of the sun! Spot my summon signature easily by its brilliant aura.
  If you miss it, you must be blind!
  Hah hah hah!
• Answer "No"
  Well, yes, quite understandable.
  Not to worry. I do not wish to impose.
  I was in the wrong. We'll laugh it off, shall we?
  Hah hah hah!

(太陽をたたえよ!! \[T]/)