Police Officer
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Police Officer

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@Nekorin , I'd like it if you did not tag me when I can't comment on it... Feb 14, 2018

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    1. Awp666
      Awp666
      IF ANY ONE SAYS I AM SEX CRAZED HENTAI DON'T BELEIVE THEM
      1. SquadCammander354 likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Does that mean we should not believe you right now?
        Mar 3, 2018
        SquadCammander354 and Effugium like this.
      3. Ai chan
        Ai chan
        Imouto porn is the best.
        Mar 3, 2018
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      4. Police Officer
        Police Officer
        .....I think we need to put you on the registry....on the list of people to keep away from the children.
        Mar 4, 2018
    2. leegood
      leegood
      *sends a gift of cookies*
      1. Police Officer and Shem like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *bribes with milk*
        Mar 2, 2018
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      3. Police Officer
        Police Officer
        ....Do I look like santa to you people?
        Mar 2, 2018
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      4. leegood
        leegood
        (^o^)/ *pat pats*
        *toddle runs away*
        Mar 2, 2018
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    3. Police Officer
      Police Officer
      @Nekorin , I'd like it if you did not tag me when I can't comment on it...
      1. Shem likes this.
    4. Sephi
      Sephi
      "fine then.. from now on i will eat loli Shem for breakfast.." ~long2cool

      um officer, I'd like to report an indecent stalker desu
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      3. Naraku
        Naraku
        Jan 13, 2018
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      4. Shem
        Shem
        *kicks @long2cool's face*
           ∧_∧ 三=
            ☆  (゜ー゜ )三=
         ∧__ 〃 _ノ つ ノつ 三=
        (`Д´((⊂ _ _⊂) 三=
        ⊂ ⊂ \ ガッ
         ヽ   つ
          (ノ⌒´
        Jan 13, 2018
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      5. Police Officer
        Jan 14, 2018
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    5. Wobbly
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      2. 911
        911
        Eh? What?
        Jan 6, 2018
      3. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        i think he's under your charge, no?
        Jan 6, 2018
      4. Police Officer
        Jan 14, 2018
    6. AMissingLinguist
      AMissingLinguist
      Is there a jury on NUF? I've already seen a demon lawyer, judge, and phone number.
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      2. Police Officer
        Police Officer
        You do the crime, you do the time.
        Dec 17, 2017
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      3. 911
        911
        U say what nigga!!! Phone number?!!
        Jan 6, 2018
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      4. AMissingLinguist
        AMissingLinguist
        Are you or are you not a 3 digit number phone call? I rest my case.
        Jan 6, 2018
    7. RTS
      RTS
      Hey, what the fuq, officer?
      Where were you when a twat stole my 1200 nuffies?
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      3. Vyren
        Vyren
        What about the bastard who stole 2k+ nuffies from me after forcibly assaulting me
        Dec 2, 2017
      4. Faisal
        Faisal
        Well someone needs to defend the corrupt `-`
        Dec 2, 2017
      5. Police Officer
        Police Officer
        cases like this go to the small claims court, which I'm sure does not exist.
        Dec 3, 2017
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    8. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      *tags police car* HAHAHAHAHAHHA *RUNS AWAY*
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      3. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        *whispers to himself* fool! i'm not even near there
        Nov 23, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *turn the bear into a real bear*
        Nov 23, 2017
      5. Police Officer
        Police Officer
        *turns around to the man whispering to himself*
        Your under already, villain.
        Nov 23, 2017
    9. Police Officer
      Police Officer
      This land shall be less lawless from now on.
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      2. Noche
        Noche
        I am barely able to put in a coin
        Nov 18, 2017
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      3. Police Officer
        Police Officer
        I'm corrupt when I'm placed in a poor area, barely enough pay, but in rich areas---*gets a call* *coughs* I mean, I serve and protect all the fair citizens on NUF equally.
        Nov 18, 2017
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      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Nov 18, 2017
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    10. EviL
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      2. EviL
        EviL
        *waves hand*
        Goodbye loliphile. Have a nice stay in prison.
        Nov 16, 2017
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      3. Police Officer
        Police Officer
        Nov 16, 2017
      4. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        Meh, no comment.
        Nov 17, 2017
    11. Land of The Fallen
      Land of The Fallen
      .
       ∧∞∧ ヒョコッ
       (#・ω・#)ミ
      ┳○┳○┳━┳━┳
      ┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻
      ━┻━┻━┻━┻━
      *sneaks into @Police Officer home*
      *leaves a bag of cookies with a note*
      *sneaks away*
      '@Welcome to NUF' is written there
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      3. Eve
        Eve
        *lifts and put PO into his chair*
        *leaves a note written "Officer, you didn't catch sneakers last night and it was a peaceful evening. Isn't it great?"*
        *bites the donut and rushes out the station*
        *see mates outside with eyes that looks like they also want a bite in PO's donut* :v
        Nov 15, 2017
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      4. Eve
        Eve
        (was actually what raced in my mind while being scolded by PO)
        snapping back to reality I also waved a good bye back to PO with the strange colored lolipop in my mouth.
        Nov 15, 2017
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      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.< >.>
        *roll away*
        Nov 15, 2017
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    Given Name/Title: Joe Smith
    Gender: (male/female/undisclosed) Male
    Race: Human
    Job/Class: Police Officer
    Weapon: 12oz Can of pepper Spray
    12-inch Police Baton
    9mm Desert Eagle [IIIIIIIIII] [10 bullets]
    6in Hunting Knife

    Skills:
    [Skill Levels] [Don't know < Basic < Starter < Intermediate < Advanced < Basic Mastery < Mastery < Pro < World Renown pro < God Level Pro]

    [Basic Mastery of English, Arithmetic, Reading, and Writing]
    Intermediate in Tae-Kwon-Do
    intermediate in Self Defense
    Intermediate in Investigation
    Advanced in Child-Care
    Advanced In Survival Skills
    Basic Mastery in Firearm Skills
    Advanced in Reloading Firearms
    Basic in Self-Cooking
    Starter in cloths-washing
    Starter in bargaining
    Intermediate in Finances



    Equipment: Upper-Body Kevlar Police Shirt
    Lower-Body Kevlar Pants
    Police Cap
    Binoculars
    Mobile Radio

    Adventurer Rank: E
    Missions Completed: 0
    Missions Failed: 0
    Inventory:
    50 USD
    A pack of Mint Gum
    An MyPhone 10 [80% charged]
    2 9mm clips [10 bullets each]

    Gold: 0

    I was eating a doughnut walking down the side-walk of a busy place when I saw a mugging happen, There was a teen girl and boy pair beating up a grown man, causing him to bleed out of many orifices. So I took action and arrested all three of them for loitering on public property, that will teach them a lesson.

    I continued my day after leaving the station, everything was normal when I spotted a sign that said 'free doughnuts' and ran to it, missing the truck that would have crashed into me otherwise, but I had mis-read the sign because it really said 'Tree TM Do Style Nuts' What a bust, It must be because I did not eat my morning snack.

    I sighed, when I spotted a little girl being chased after a dog, I chased after them down into an alley where I promptly shot the dog multiple times when the ground below the girl started to shine along with the corpse of a dead dog some disappearing into a circle under the girl's feet.

    Doing the right thing, I jumped and pushed the girl away, causing the circle to go below my feet. and when I woke up, I was in a strange room where a bald man pointed at me and...I killed him with my knife because it is illegal to kidnap someone, plus the fact that he looked like a terrorist, I felt proud knowing that If I was back home I would get a medal for my bravery.

    After asking around the strange amish people, I found out that the amish have a headquarters that I should go to since a lot of people dressed as 'strangely' as me have been spotted their, I thanked the person and headed off to Amish HQ, Man were these amish strange, I guess It is just because this is amish world, Where everyone loves to live in the medieval ages regardless of the cons.