You buy the anti-gravity banana from Zhang Ye's wheel of fortune. You peel the banana open halfway and leave it on the floor. After that, you nonchalantly walk on it and slip. The force generated by the slip will propel you forward and due to the anti-gravity banana, you will never fall but instead, keep heading straight until you breach through the atmosphere of the earth.
Now, you feel triumphant right? Well, too bad! Unfortunately, you didn't read the sign floating halfway up the atmosphere saying "Need a space suit from Galactic Dark Net to travel in space!". You did not read it and so you died due to the freezing temperature and absence of oxygen in space.
Can't do. Broke my spaceship in an accident with a dinosaur a long time ago. Plus there's too many alien rabbit in the moon.