rilakkuma

Ahem. Why? -_-

I missed chu~~
Lemme stomp on that kuma for a while~~

Scram -w-

Fufufu~
*cosys up inside the rilakkuma bag*

*pulls away rilakkubag*

*is also pulled away since is already inside*

Sure, at night when we are a sleep~

I don't want to sleep with you, bleh

Then you can stay awake~

So it's not me~

Nope, it's your food~

Not eating

Well, repressing traumatic memories is rather common

You breathing is traumatic enough

Fufufu~

\(^0^)/~

Why to that extent ^^;

a happy rilakkubag makes for a more comfortable sleep

But you do have it. I only skinned you~

That ain't mercy -_-

You ain’t dead~

But you are a living rilakkubag who just got washed. you are an exception~

What OvO

You air dried yourself~

Lol no i am all bears, all bears are me

*puts the pocket bear in my pocket*
Silly old bear! Let's go on an adventure!

?

No worries, no blood was spilled

There doesn't need to be blood for it to not be PG QwQ

*pats out the air from the bag*

It's pretty good

^^;
I'm aware of them

*you were fed it*

I will never reject my rilakkubag~

QAQ Scram

Never~

*gets a knife*
I never said I’d go through with it~

QwQ you just went up a level too far

Bantyo blade??

*noms @Skulkie *
[It is uneffective]
You can't fatten me up~

I don't need to~

A comfy night’s sleep is Justice~

Also,
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/922878-flat-is-justice-delicious-flat-chest

-_-

With a big friendly smile~

Yes, because I TOTALLY am welcoming my death ^^;

Silly~
You won't die

So i can introduce him to the wonders of the rilakkubag??

QAQ

:D