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☀┩ îИϑîℂ✞υƧ ɛӼքʊɢռǟȶօʀ┡☀, Male, from ❄ρα૨α૮σรɱ❄

The days are long, but the decades are short. Mar 22, 2021

    1. RTS
      RTS
      My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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      3. RTS
        RTS
        Well, I don't know how that feels like because I never experienced that. Maybe I should give it a try and see how it goes.
        Oct 6, 2017
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      4. LivingCorpse
        LivingCorpse
        Well, it never worked though.
        In fact it does the opposite, I forgot everything that I want to do and remembers everything I don't want to do
        Oct 6, 2017
      5. RTS
        RTS
        Lmao, maybe I should not do that.
        Oct 6, 2017
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    2. RTS
      RTS
      Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
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      2. RTS
        RTS
        Let me give you an example to elucidate what I meant by that.
        My aunt: How's the food? I came up with this recipe after countless failures.
        Me: It's not THAT bad.
        Oct 6, 2017
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      3. Ash
        Ash
        I would give you two memes for this , but not worth the time
        Oct 6, 2017
      4. RTS
        RTS
        Oh, it's a pity then.
        Oct 6, 2017
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    3. RTS
      RTS
      I never thought I had such an exciting life, before I heard what people talk about me.
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    4. RTS
      RTS
      Everyone who knows me can be divided into two groups: those who like me and those who still don’t know me.
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      2. Willheim
        Willheim
        Those who know u and like u*
        Oct 5, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        Well, I think you didn't quite get the meaning behind this status of mine.
        Oct 5, 2017
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      4. Willheim
        Willheim
        Im just being faithfull to my dutys as a cat pretty hiuman (:
        Oct 6, 2017
    5. RTS
      RTS
      Dear God, I have a huge problem. And it’s me. Why did You try to show off when creating me?
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      3. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        I'm not a brat!
        Oct 5, 2017
      4. RTS
        RTS
        Oh? I misstyped, I am sorry for calling ya a brat. Let me rephrase that: That's just your loli-like personality kicking in.
        Oct 5, 2017
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      5. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        ヾ(*`Д´*)ノ
        Damn you!
        Oct 5, 2017
    6. RTS
      RTS
      No genius would ever say he is a genius. I know this myself.
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Tru. Most of them would strongly deny it until you shove their faces with evidence
        Oct 5, 2017
      3. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        Because above every genius would be another, none would be so bold to claim to be superior while they're not the most superior.
        Oct 5, 2017
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    7. RTS
      RTS
      I’m not unforgiving: I will have my revenge and forget.
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    8. RTS
      RTS
      Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
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      3. RTS
        RTS
        Oct 5, 2017
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      4. Hallow Cause
        Oct 5, 2017
      5. RTS
        RTS
        You are a jerk, you know that?
        Oct 5, 2017
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    9. RTS
      RTS
      As long as everything is exactly the way I want it...I'm totally flexible.
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      2. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        Ready to ship then?
        Oct 4, 2017
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      3. RTS
        RTS
        Nope, cause I don't want that to happen.
        Oct 4, 2017
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      4. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        D:
        Oct 4, 2017
    10. RTS
      RTS
      I wish you felt less comfortable sharing your problems with me.
      1. Deleted member 36162
        Deleted member 36162
        Nah
        I don't have any problems ~
        Oct 3, 2017
      2. RTS
        RTS
        I was referring to a slav-friend of mine irl.
        Oct 3, 2017
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    11. RTS
      RTS
      I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!
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      2. Flumya
        Flumya
        ...
        <.<
        >.>

        ...
        Oct 3, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        Suicide is a crime, you know?
        Oct 3, 2017
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    12. Shem
      Shem
      *claws your eyes out of it's socket*
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      2. RTS
        RTS
        Although I would love to 'entertain' you, but there is something I need to address immediately.
        Oct 3, 2017
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    13. RTS
      RTS
      That moment when the doorbell rings and you tiptoe to the window, pretending you're not home.
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    14. RTS
      RTS
      That fuqing moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
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    15. RTS
      RTS
      Awww, I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. It's kinda....nice.
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      3. Password
        Password
        Oct 2, 2017
      4. RTS
        RTS
        Oh? Than all I can say is that the world is a small place.
        Oct 2, 2017
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      5. Tramsloof
        Tramsloof
        Lol
        Oct 2, 2017
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    16. RTS
      RTS
      Damn it, my room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
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      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Clearly you have some issues interpreting words yeah.

        How in the flying fucks nice equates jerk is beyond me and the fact that you took a metaphor literally and somehow managed to praise yourself while you were at it is... well, good job you.
        Oct 4, 2017
      4. RTS
        RTS
        Thanks. Btw, you are wrong if you think that I took that metaphor literally, cause that was...intentional.
        Oct 5, 2017
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      5. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Right.

        Well, whatever helps you sleep better at night fam, let it never be said that I came between a twat and his delusions.
        Oct 5, 2017
    17. RTS
      RTS
      I fuqing hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
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      2. Shem
        Oct 2, 2017
      3. Delusional
        Delusional
        You called?
        Oct 2, 2017
    18. RTS
      RTS
      Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *huggles you*
        \(^o^)/
        X
        Oct 2, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        You know what? I banged my previous alarm clock like that, but oh bloody hell~ my mom bought a new one for me the next day.
        Oct 2, 2017
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      4. RTS
        RTS
        *hugs back*
        Oct 2, 2017
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    19. RTS
      RTS
      I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
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      2. Stealth
        Stealth
        heretic! the heaven is in the middle between two le- two pillar!
        Oct 2, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        I was just asking that from a theoretical point of view.
        Oct 2, 2017
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      4. RTS
        RTS
        Btw, you are aptly titled.
        Oct 2, 2017
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    20. RTS
      RTS
      Some people always say that where there's a will, there's a way. But do you know what I think? Where there's a will, there's a relative.
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      3. RTS
        RTS
        And that status as well...
        Oct 1, 2017
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      4. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        I still like my previous one better.
        Oct 1, 2017
      5. RTS
        RTS
        Than why change it?
        Oct 1, 2017
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