Shem
Last Activity:
Sep 12, 2018
Joined:
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Gender:
Female
Birthday:
Sep 1, 1996 (Age: 22)
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Lurking
Occupation:
Translator & Editor

Shem

Innocent Translator ☆ Vrelty's Seme ☆ BL Hunter, Female, 22, from Lurking

Shem was last seen:
Sep 12, 2018
    1. Pau
      Pau
      Wow.. It's late but Happy Birthday!! Now you've turned 22 old.
      *Clap clap clap*
    2. Kitsune Alea
      Kitsune Alea
            ∩
            ⊂ ̄ ヽ
            ・。゚ヽつ つ
       ∩_∩ {^^}・. ( 。A。)
      (๑´ㅂ` ノ ノ.゚  ∨  ̄ ∨
      ( つ /
      ゙ノ ヽノ
      し'(_)

      *next scene*
             ∧_∧
           (・ω・ )"Now to skin you~"
          ((⊂/  と)
      グリグリ (⌒   |
         (_) ゝ ノノノ
      ⊂(´・ω・`)つ_)

      *7 hours later*

      Shield complete~
      1. Pau likes this.
      2. Pau
        Pau
        *clap clap*
        Sep 20, 2018 at 5:16 PM
    3. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      \( ̄▽ ̄)/ CONGRATULATIONS! \( ̄▽ ̄)/

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
    4. raidou99
      raidou99
      I am ur new dark commander from now on. The old guy quit~ *wears commander hat*
    5. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      _(꒪Δ꒪」∠)_ I passes out yesterday, Bwhahahah!

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
    6. Heyu
      Heyu
      shem lacks imagination u.u
      1. Rae likes this.
    7. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      GASP! I'm alive!

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
      1. 911
        911
        No u dont *shoot u*
        Sep 18, 2018 at 2:30 AM
      2. Heyu
        Heyu
        kudos for your persistence
        Sep 18, 2018 at 3:24 AM
    8. Skullie
      Skullie
      :3
      Payback!!
      1. 911
        911
        *poke skullie*
        Sep 18, 2018 at 2:30 AM
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *poke back*
        Sep 18, 2018 at 2:41 AM
    9. SquadCammander354
      SquadCammander354
      Shem isn't a dead loli?!
      ⊙  ⊙
        \ \
       丶( Д  )ノ
      \(\ノ
    10. Kitsune Alea
    11. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ This tooth is killing me!
      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
      1. Nami Heartfilia
        Nami Heartfilia
        *uses hammer to hit osa's tooth*
        Sep 16, 2018 at 6:02 PM
      2. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Amputate it~
        Sep 16, 2018 at 6:09 PM
    12. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      SHEM!!!!!!!
      *Kicks down the door*
      WHERE ARE YOU~~~~
      ....
      Is the living cookie having an existential crisis?
      ....NAH she probably spilled Cheerios and Milk on the keyboard or something
      1. Haxagen likes this.
      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        lol, She doesn't have Internet. Only able to use things like Messenger and such.
        Sep 16, 2018 at 5:36 PM
    13. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      Q.Q no man should be waking up at 6am.

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        It’s early here
        :3
        Sep 15, 2018 at 2:08 PM
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *woke up at 5am today*
        *glares at osa*
        Sep 15, 2018 at 2:25 PM
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Now I start to not being able to sleep after 5 am.....
        Sep 15, 2018 at 11:21 PM
    14. Skullie
      Skullie
      Thanks a lot you two.....now my relatives are making fun of me again...
      p.p
      1. Osamaru likes this.
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        @Osamaru the Facebook thing....
        p.p
        @Bad Storm I’m well known in my family for avoiding girls
        Sep 15, 2018 at 12:21 PM
        Osamaru likes this.
      4. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        There there~
        Let it out and feel better afterwards~
        Sep 16, 2018 at 6:09 PM
      5. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        It's really nothing. I suddenly felt under the weather. It is all better now.
        Sep 16, 2018 at 10:25 PM
    15. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      Send Help!

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
      1. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *help arrrives*
        *sees Ossan*
        *injects the culprit (Ossan) with a Green and Brown syringe and sends him to the sewers*
        Threat neutralised.
        X
        Sep 14, 2018 at 4:26 PM
      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        QAQ Wait, why Me?!
        Sep 14, 2018 at 4:32 PM
      3. 911
        911
        Good job miss o7
        Sep 14, 2018 at 4:48 PM
        Nahrenne likes this.
    16. Nami Heartfilia
      Nami Heartfilia
      *is lying comfortably reading bl here*
    17. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      1. Westeller likes this.
      2. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Nice~
        Sep 13, 2018
        Osamaru likes this.
      3. Nami Heartfilia
        Sep 14, 2018 at 3:54 AM
        Osamaru likes this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Mwhahahahah!
        Sep 14, 2018 at 3:59 PM
    18. -kiai-
      -kiai-
      TT ^ TT Happy (really late) Birthday! (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚
      1. Rabbitanairy likes this.
      2. Rabbitanairy
        Sep 13, 2018
      3. Rabbitanairy
        Rabbitanairy
        It was your Birthday Shem!?!?!
        Sep 13, 2018
        -kiai- likes this.
      4. -kiai-
        -kiai-
        It was on the first of September, according to her profile QAQ
        Sep 17, 2018 at 9:42 AM
    19. Westeller
      Westeller
      Happy birthday!
      1. Razogul
        Razogul
        Happy birthday Shem! Don't worry, I got some food for you, totally not tampered with at all. *Starts bringing in carts of food.*
        Sep 13, 2018
    20. leegood
      leegood
      *noms*
      1. Osamaru likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    Sep 1, 1996 (Age: 22)
    Home Page:
    https://shem138798316.wordpress.com/
    Location:
    Lurking
    Occupation:
    Translator & Editor
    100% Normal & Innocent ☆ Vrelty's Seme ☆ BL Hunter

    Signature

    ◌Yaoi logic: If your peepee is so tiny, you don't have to worry because your fate is to be an uke!
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    Grandpa: @Cupcake Ninja
    Grandma: @kyuukestu
    Mom: @Katsono
    Dad: @Miyuu
    Adoptive Daddy: @Willheim
    Stepdad: @Incarneous, @The Everdistant Utopia
    Uncle: @Archaic pickle, @Frozen ink, @Slaynbr @no168_92, @Quaesitor, @Lonelycity, @Spfere
    Aunt: @Crau, @Nahrenne
    Brother: @Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal, @skullie, @hatchy, @KuroOkami, @linbe
    Sister: @pkitty, @alexfilia, @eseul, @pocketbear, @kuroinfinity, @luna rossa, @lavenderia
    Step-sister: @Kuma desu, @Kysil
    Cousin: @Haxagen, @Unsleepyknight, @Sorairo, @Infinity sword
    Waifu: @Vrelty
    Daughter: @smaky, @Hakuru, @Up-chan, @NEU paciFIST, @jullia, @sylvie
    Son: @Naraku
    Butler: @lexlangel
    Niece: @iblush, @leegood, @AnoeticDuckling
    Nephew: @aueneg, @Hotato
    Pet: @Osamaru, @nekorin, @Liliruca Arde, @Matamaru, @Sagely Old Man, @Marbles
    Food: @Midnight Rain, @Land of the fallen
    Master: @Evil, @Little evil
    Sensei: @BB_Tensei
    Senpai: @Kurono
    Kouhai: @nerdexpress, @blues86, @potatofriez, @xieljhane, @Shizuka Mikki, @Popipopipoi, @AmIacat, @Choloy
    Minion: @Pau, @Kizuki, @yurara
    Commander: @SquadCammander354
    Playmate: @Rilise
    No one know from where it came
    though some laughed and called it lame
    others just called it a game
    and yet we will have no shame

    Those called by High Priestess Shem
    fought the good fight, Us and Them
    burned Its Image into their Skin.
    purged their mind, bottled their sin.

    We swept the Forums with our song
    some came willing, others dragged along
    though some frowned and thought us wrong
    So soon it grew, the crazy throng

    and so the world we sought topple.
    but make haste and don't you dawdle
    turn up the music and rev your throttle
    join us now as we Praise the Bottle!
    PWAHAHAHA YOU HAVE BEEN PUNK'D!!!
    (๑ >᎑<) ~♡

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