Slimikyi

@ampaksik12 slimee called you bear chan

Nooooooo, not the real one. I meant the one with the bear suit... >____<

Rooiaarr I heard a summoning

*poke the unsuspecting slime*

Slime is tired~ Doing CNY cleaning like all the other Chinese. I got my bathtub left and then reorganize... Maybe reorganize tomorrow...

They aren't mindless. Just intellectually challenged

Maybe we can force them to sit through a five minute tutorial on how to use the site and where the basic shit is...

sadly people on the internet just too damn lazy and want to get their points across and let everyone else pick up the slack. damn lazy bastards. Too busy to read sticky threads rules >_> or the description under the section of the thread they heading to.

>____< I'm not lime flavoured jelly!

what kind of blasphemy was that! you are meronji flavoured jelly ofc :p

... *runs and hides*

how do you know? :o

I was on my profile and I clicked to look at the profile of someone who commented earlier on, only to see that they had been "last seen" viewing my profile "only a moment ago" haha. Hence, lurking ^_^

Yo dawg! I heard u like slimes. So I put a slime in yo slime.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/25164539.jpg

Haha, so true. I guess I like smiling more than being a Slime. =)

Why isn't there more Kumoko?!

It started out as half as long. Then I did edits and more edits and more edits... Clearly, I can't stick to a plan.

If it makes u feel better I can't either XP

Never take slimikyi spoilers.
they are always on the POINT damn it.

At least I put spoiler tags? ^___^

Yeah thats why they are good lol

His ability to bs high quality bs is unrivalled.

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Well at least tackle me like that i'm in front of my house...
too much work to go on foot
now tackle me away.

Nope, you walkkkkk. To tackle you again means I need to roll all the way over! Not going to fall for that!

......che
*whistles* hey chunni dragon came here
and take me away

But if you're rotten, you'll also be smelly... No? I'm thinking of zombies. xP

you lost huh?

Yups, lost twice. NinetH did the final kick.

TT_____TT I'll be smelly then...

your already smelly, the good smelly though ;)

Lol. I am maxed out when I left but the servers shut down and I got no resources to do anything but lurk around now. I do have a skill that transform me into a giant blue slime (boss) though. ^___^

Well can you beat a volcano? XD

Ummmm... I can send swarms of Slimes to overflow and flood it? Does that count as beating?

Let me explain it clearer. First chapter had the MC reincarnated and see his mother as part of the ox beastman tribe with a pair of ox horns. But the author totally forgot about it somewhere down the line.

The novel cover also depicted the MC as an ox beastman with the horns.

..ok.

None of the beastman showed any form of beast-like characteristics thereafter. When they met the humans, they had to introduce themselves as beastman for others to know. Orz

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

It became a typical "xianxia-style" novel. *drops*

Oh, I don't remember you... I was Comfy(a Ryan) before the servers were taken down

It's okay. I started just a few months before they made the exp grind super easy and pretty much quit afterwards. Like, you can level from 1 to 90 or so within a day without trying really hard. So, you probably didn't notice me, nor did I really make any friends in the game.

I tried to go play again some time afterwards but it was taken down. I did really like it while it lasted though. The only game I get to play as a Slime. ^___^

will you release an eng copy of The Strategist Knows Everything?

xD I don't think so. I know Chinese and English pretty well but I'm no translator.

I can try to write spoilers?

too bad T^T